Retirement in Qing Chuanwen

Not surprisingly, because he was too excited before going to bed last night and drank water, Kangxi woke up early this morning and was "rewarded" with a boy's urine by his own son.

"If it is said that he didn't do it on purpose, I don't even believe it."

It's not the first time that Kangxi was urinated by Xiao Baokang, so after a year, he felt his son's full "love" for him again. Kangxi was not as confused as the first time, but it was also hard early in the morning. Neither is being angry, nor is it laughing.

No wonder it is said that children are the debt collectors of their parents. Kangxi thinks this is true, and there is no sense of disobedience when it is applied to Xiao Baokang and him.

"Oh, you overestimate him, don't you?" Although Jing Hao also felt that there was indeed a little possibility that Xiao Baokang did it on purpose, but after thinking about it, this possibility seemed not too great. .

After all, no matter how clever Xiao Baokang is, he is still a little puppet. It’s hard to say when he is awake, but how can he play tricks and take revenge when he is asleep?

He fell asleep a long time ago.

"It's not like you don't know how lazy your son is." Jinghao smiled and said to Kangxi while hugging Xiao Baokang, who was about to bury his head in her arms like a little ostrich, "Do you think he will pee on you?" All in one body, wake up early on purpose?"

After Jinghao said this, Kangxi who calmed down thought for a while, and then said: "It seems that there is some truth in what you said."

"Is that so?" As soon as Kangxi finished speaking, Xiao Baokang, who had been curled up in Jinghao's arms, suddenly trembled. Just now he was afraid of being spanked because he peed on Huang Ama. Now He is not afraid anymore.

With his mother-in-law backing him up (cunningly) (debating), Xiao Baokang said that it was nothing worth mentioning.

"I just said I didn't mean it."

"Huang Ama, you still don't believe it."

"You will wrong me."

"Hum~"

Watching Xiao Baokang step by step from a coward to a little scoundrel who dared to beat him up, Kangxi smiled directly, and then looked at him with raised eyebrows: "Oh? Since you won't wake up early just to pee on me, then it shows Your ass does recognize people, right?"

"Even if you're asleep, you still know who to pee on, don't you?"

Xiao Baokang: "...!!!"

Just now Xiao Baokang, who was not afraid of anything, felt full of confidence, instantly showed his original shape as a little counselor. In the blink of an eye, he turned around and threw himself into Jinghao's arms, and then shrank his little hands and feet in hard. She looks like she can't wait to bury herself in Jinghao's arms, that's really...

Cowardly and cute.

Xiao Baokang: "..."

He is not cowardly!

He, he just suddenly felt a little cold, that's right, that's it!

"Okay, don't tease him." Jing smiled and hugged Xiao Baokang who was shivering (bushi) in her arms, and then said to Kangxi, "Don't you have something to do? Go ahead."

"Just spoil him." Kangxi saw that Jing Hao was determined to protect the calf, so he couldn't help but shook his head and said, "If you spoil him to the top of the house someday, don't complain to me."

Looking at Kangxi's appearance, he almost said that Jing Hao's loving mother is a loser. As for whether he said that because Jing Hao pampered Xiao Baokang too much, or because Jing Hao helped her son and didn't help her husband, then Only Kangxi himself understood.

But Jinghao was right, Kangxi was really busy today, so he didn't have time to stay in Jinghao's yard, and he didn't even have time to eat breakfast with the mother and son, so he hurried out.

Before Kangxi left, even if Xiao Baokang came out of Jinghao's arms, he stuck to Jinghao's side like a dog's plaster and refused to leave her.

Although Xiao Baokang would turn into a clingy person in a second when he met his mother-in-law on weekdays, but today the little guy is so clingy to his mother-in-law, not because he loves to cling to her, but because Xiao Baokang is afraid of being caught by his empress. Ama spanks.

So as soon as Kangxi left, little Baokang was willing to let go of the hand that was tightly holding on to his mother's clothes, and heaved a sigh of relief like a little adult, so quiet that he would make him laugh up.

"Little villain." Jing Hao stretched out her hand and patted his little butt, and then said, "Afraid that your Huang Ama will spank your ass, and you still provoke him? If one day you really get spanked by him, I won't help you." .”

"Er Niang, I don't have one~" Xiao Baokang touched his...heart aggrievedly, and then looked at Jing Hao with a look of "I'm so wronged, Er Niang, come and coax me" .

"Didn't I hit your butt? What are you touching your chest for?" Jing asked with a smile.

"I'm sad." Little Baokang pouted, "It's called a spanking, and it hurts in my heart."

Although Jinghao gently slapped his butt, it didn't hurt, but Xiao Baokang felt that he hurt his self-esteem.

Is he shameless?

All four years old and spanking his ass.

"If you think that spanking hurts your self-esteem, then why do you still provoke your Huang Ama and pee on him every time?" Jinghao looked at Xiao Baokang suspiciously, "Is it possible...you really Is it intentional every time?"

Either he peed on Kangxi directly, or he wet the bed and threw the pot on Kangxi's head.

"No." Little Baokang said.

"What's the matter with your Huang Ama being recruited every time?" Jing Hao asked.

"This..." Xiao Baokang blinked his eyes, then reached out to touch his little butt, and said to Jinghao in a childlike voice, "Maybe my butt has its own thoughts, my mother."

Jinghao: "...!!!"

Other people's children grew up eating milk and soup, but her children grew up eating cute food, right?

It's just a cute ghost!

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Kangxi was not around, Jinghao had breakfast with Xiao Baokang today, and after the mother and son had enjoyed a moment of time together, Concubine Rong came over with her third elder brother.

When the third elder brother came back, Jing Hao was not surprised at all, but Concubine Rong also came with her, which surprised Jing Hao a little.

As the saying goes, go to the Three Treasures Hall for everything, so when she saw Concubine Rong who came here with Yinzhi, Jinghao guessed that there must be a reason for her to come here today.

Sure enough, after the salutation was over, Concubine Rong, who was sitting next to Jinghao, couldn't help asking tentatively: "I see that the precious concubine looks good, I think the past few days have been pretty good. Not bad?"

When Concubine Rong asked such a question, Jing Hao guessed her purpose of coming.

Sure enough, she just said it. Concubine Rong must go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. Thinking about how much she likes to watch the excitement and her ability to inquire about gossip, Jing Hao knew that Concubine Rong must have known about the existence of the twin sisters. , and even knew what Concubine Xian wanted to do, that's why she came here to gossip.

Jing Hao knew exactly what Concubine Rong's intention was, and guessed the purpose of her question, but she was not as good as she wanted, and pretended not to understand: "Isn't it taken for granted that you are doing well? We are all staying in the Forbidden City, it is rare to have such a chance to go out of the palace, so how can we not live well?"

What Jing Hao said is correct, even after leaving the palace, Concubine Rong and the others are not allowed to go out freely, but it is a very good thing for them to have the opportunity to come out.

At least these days, even though Kangxi didn't go to her place, Concubine Rong was in a beautiful mood every day.

But Concubine Rong came to see Jinghao today, not to hear her say these words, she deliberately said: "It is true to say so, but if you encounter troubles after leaving the palace, then it is not easy to live a good life Bar?"

What Concubine Rong said was so right that she was close to revealing the matter of the twin sisters directly, but Jing Hao still pretended not to understand, and asked Concubine Rong back: "It's what you mean, Concubine Rong, what happened to you? Are you bothered?"

"If you really want to encounter it, you might as well say it. Although I am not in power, I am still a noble concubine. If you really encounter something difficult and cannot be solved, maybe I can help you."

What Jing Hao said was sincere, but Concubine Rong was not moved at all when she heard it, because she didn't believe that Jing Hao didn't understand what she meant.

So Concubine Rong stopped pretending, and said bluntly: "Let's all open the skylight and speak plainly, what is the purpose of my coming, precious concubine, you should know it well, right?"

"What's the matter with Sister Shuang? Is she sent by Concubine Xiangui to seduce the emperor? Why are you in no hurry?"

Concubine Rong really loves to gossip, but I don’t know if it’s because she’s so happy to be able to tour the south this time, and she doesn’t have the mind to gossip about other things, so Concubine Rong didn’t know that there was a concubine Xian Guifei at the beginning. The existence of the twin sisters.

By the time she knew about Sister Shuang's existence and guessed Concubine Xian's purpose, Sister Shuang had already met Kangxi and even Jinghao face to face.

After all, no one kept silent about Sister Shuang's encounter with Kangxi in the garden that day, so everyone who should know and who shouldn't know knows.

Originally, Concubine Rong had the same idea as the nobleman, thinking that there would be a lively scene to watch this time, but who knew that since the encounter in the garden, no matter whether it was Jing Hao or Concubine Xian, there was nothing to say?

This is not normal.

Concubine Rong thought to herself, according to the previous situation, either she should counterattack quietly, or Concubine Xiangui took advantage of the victory to pursue her, why are both sides silent and there is no movement at all?

Concubine Rong waited and waited, waited and waited until Concubine Xiangui finally made another move, thinking that when Jing Hao came back and saw Sister Shuang appearing in her yard, even if she didn't lose her temper, Sister Shuang would surely be unable to please her.

After all, once a woman is jealous, she will definitely be irrational.

In the end, who knew that Shuangjie left Jinghao's yard safely, and Jinghao didn't move at all, let alone Concubine Xian, Concubine Rong couldn't understand what kind of medicine was sold in Jinghao's gourd.

Especially Concubine Xian was waiting to see Jinghao's joke yesterday. She just saw Shuangjie meeting the emperor by chance in the garden before, and she was so "angry". Appearing on his own chassis, isn't Dai Jiashi going mad right away?

Concubine Xian doesn't care at all about whether Jing Hao will directly attack Sister Shuang after going crazy, and whether Sister Shuang will be injured or suffer.

As long as she can calm down, Sister Shuang will be worth it even if she suffers a little. As long as her face is not destroyed, Concubine Xian will not feel that she has lost anything.

But what makes Concubine Xian Gui feel strange is that Sister Shuang came back intact yesterday, and Jinghao didn't lose her temper, and didn't start a quarrel with Kangxi?

Concubine Xiangui asked Sister Shuang in detail, and the latter only said that Jinghao didn't treat her well in front of Kangxi, and even treated her warmly, saying that she misunderstood her last time, but behind the scenes When looking at Kangxi, he didn't have a good look at her, but he didn't do anything to her.

Sister Shuang's words were taught by Jinghao. After all, the people who came to her yard together yesterday besides Sister Shuang, Brother Si and the servants around him, Jinghao can teach Sister Shuang how to speak, is it possible? Teach the fourth elder brother and the servants around him how to speak?

That being the case, Jinghao taught Sister Shuang to say this. Anyway, as long as some things are half true and half true, it is difficult for people to determine which part is true and which part is false.

As for whether Concubine Xian would suspect that she was holding back something...

Well, Jinghao thinks that if she wants to be suspicious, let her be suspicious. Anyway, it will not lose her anything, and maybe it can make her suspicious for a while, so that she will not be too idle at ordinary times, so that she will find ways to trouble her when she has nothing to do.

It has to be said that Jinghao really counted the reaction of Concubine Xiangui. She always felt that Jinghao was not a simple character. In her opinion, if Jinghao had no intentions, how could she let Kangxi spoil her alone so far?

It is precisely because Concubine Xian believed that Jinghao's palace is quite deep, so when Jinghao's reaction changed, Concubine Xian wondered if she was planning some bad idea.

It's just that Concubine Xiangui is so suspicious, but she can't directly go to Jinghao to ask her, she can only speculate in private.

But Concubine Xian can't, it doesn't mean Concubine Rong can't, she is really curious about the inside story here, and after going out on the southern tour, there are suddenly fewer people and things that can make Concubine Rong gossip, it's rare to have fun watching now, Concubine Rong How could I miss it?

So today when I saw the third elder brother coming to play with Xiao Baokang, Concubine Rong rarely raised her hands in favor, and even came to the Jinghao yard with him.

Since Concubine Rong is here, it is absolutely impossible to give up because of Jing Hao's non-cooperation. Not only did Concubine Rong not give up, she even asked directly.

To be honest, although Jing Hao knows that Concubine Rong loves gossip, she is a little surprised that she loves gossip to such an extent, especially after listening to the questions she asked...

Jinghao said: "It doesn't matter if you don't know if I'm in a hurry, the important thing is that I know you must be in a hurry."

Seeing Concubine Rong's current state, she was so impatient that people wondered if she was the one involved.

Jing Hao's words were obviously teasing, if it were a thin-skinned person next to her, she might have felt embarrassed, but Concubine Rong didn't.

Anyway, if you want to watch the excitement, you must first have a thick skin. This is the experience that Concubine Rong has summed up over the years.

"So that twin sister was really sent by Concubine Xian Gui to seduce the emperor?" Concubine Rong analyzed the answer she wanted from Jing Hao's ridicule, and said immediately, "It's not surprising, if it wasn't for this, Just because of Concubine Xian's temperament, is she willing to let a court lady with such appearance stay by her side and serve her closely?"

Who doesn't know how stingy Concubine Xian is?

"But the concubine wonders why you are not angry at all, Precious Concubine?" Concubine Rong looked at Jinghao, "Could it be that you are not afraid that Concubine Xiangui will really succeed?"

Concubine Rong thinks her eyes are venomous enough, so if Jing Hao is really pretending to be nonchalant, she can definitely see it, but Jing Hao looks like this now - her complexion is ruddy and shiny, and a discerning eye can tell that she is having a good time Well, it doesn't look like you're being bothered at all.

"Or, you already have a way to deal with it?"

Jinghao wanted to laugh when she heard Concubine Rong's repeated questioning again, she said: "Concubine Rong, don't you know that there is a saying that curiosity killed the cat? If you ask long and short questions like this, you are not afraid of getting into trouble someday?"

"Isn't this too boring after leaving the palace?" Concubine Rong said, "Besides, my mouth is very tight, even if you really have any plans, tell me, I will never say it. "

Jinghao: "..."

Did Concubine Rong tell a joke just now?

She's tight-lipped?

If her mouth is tight, then there will be no people in the world who don't have a tight mouth.

"Don't you know how to have fun when you're bored?" Jing Hao said.

"Concubine Xian and I have always been at odds, and nobleman Ping is like a log, very boring." So what can Concubine Rong do?I can only come to Jing at the next best thing.

"I don't seem to get along with you, right?" Jing said after taking a good look at Concubine Rong.

Concubine Rong said: "But it's not that bad."

Jinghao: "..."

She had a premonition that even if she and Concubine Rong were really at odds, she would still come to her for the sake of gossip.

I didn't know that Concubine Rong, who saw through her at a glance, didn't give her a chance to change the topic, and continued to break the casserole to ask the end. Unfortunately, Jing Hao didn't know what she had to do to deal with it. How could she answer Concubine Rong?

But in order to play tricks, and to prevent Concubine Rong from talking too much, Jing Hao had to tell her some facts instead of words.

Anyway, she just moves her mouth and blows, can she still blow it up?

But there is retribution for fooling people, no, she fooled Concubine Rong only after being quiet on her forefoot, and when she was eating on her back, she felt sick to her stomach and felt nauseous.

"Master, this is not because you were sitting outside talking with Concubine Rong in the morning, and the wind was blowing, so you felt uncomfortable?" Lizhi and the others hurriedly poured water for Jinghao, and those who were looking for a spittoon looked for a spittoon, please Imperial physician please imperial physician.

After all, Jing Hao has a noble body, and when she feels uncomfortable, everyone will be in chaos.

"It's hard to say." Jinghao took the tea that Lizhi handed over, rinsed her mouth, and said, "Take Baokang and leave first. If the wind is really uncomfortable, don't infect him."

"I'm not going, Er Niang." No matter how smart Xiao Baokang was, he was still a child. When he saw the scene in front of him, he was a little frightened. Hearing that she wanted someone to take him away, the little guy quit immediately.

"I want to stay with you."

"Good boy." Jing Hao patted Xiao Baokang's head, "Er Niang is a little uncomfortable, you go back to your room with the nanny first, and make plans after Er Niang sees Doctor Ye, okay?"

"If Erniang is really sick, and you accidentally make Baokang sick, then Erniang will not only suffer physically, but also feel uncomfortable in her heart."

Jinghao also knows Xiao Baokang's temper. If it is said that the infection makes him sick, then he will definitely not want to leave, but if it concerns her, then he will still listen.

Sure enough, once he heard what Jinghao said, even if Xiao Baokang didn't want to leave again, he didn't want his mother to suffer physically, but also mentally.

"Er Niang, you have to be well." Xiao Baokang looked at Jinghao without blinking and said, "Er Niang is uncomfortable, and Baokang is also uncomfortable."

"Okay, Erniang is fine." Jinghao felt that even if she was really blown by the wind, it was not a big deal, so when she talked to Xiao Baokang, she still had a smile on her face, "Even if you are really sick, Just drink a few doses of medicine, your sister Lizhi and the others are just too nervous and can’t take care of anything, we don’t want to learn from them, you know?”

When Li Zhi heard Jing Hao's words, she also knew that they had lost their sense of proportion just now, and was afraid of affecting Xiao Baokang, so she quickly put away her nervous look and said with a smile: "Little master, master is right, It's because the servants are too careless, the master is fine, so don't worry too much."

"Maybe after Doctor Ye arrives, he will find out that it was a false alarm."

Li Zhi's words were originally intended to coax Xiao Baokang, but who knew that she really hit the mark——

It's not because Jinghao is blown by the wind that her stomach feels uncomfortable, but because she is happy!

"Congratulations, empress, congratulations, empress." Ye Wenxing smiled and congratulated Jing Hao, "You are now [-] days pregnant."

As soon as Ye Wenxing said this, let alone Jing Hao, even Li Zhi and the others on the side were stunned, but they reacted much faster than Jing Hao, and all of them congratulated Jing Hao with wide-eyed smiles. .

When Jinghao was nauseated before, Lizhi and the others thought that Jinghao had a happy encounter, but it turned out to be nothing but joy; now Jinghao is also nauseated, but Lizhi and the others mistakenly thought that she was unwell due to the wind, how could she Thinking that she was actually happy?

This is a great joy.

"Master, do you want this slave to announce the good news to the emperor?" Yang Mei asked Jing Hao from the side.

"Go...no, you can invite the emperor directly." Jinghao who came back to her senses finished speaking, and then thought of Xiao Baokang who was worried about her. Since she is not sick, then she is not afraid to contact Xiao Baokang , and asked Lizhi to bring her precious son over.

"Emiang, are you okay?" Little Baokang was always thinking about Jinghao, and after being brought back by Lizhi, he ran towards Jinghao as soon as he entered the door.

"Hey, you can't, little master." The nanny hurriedly stepped forward to stop Xiao Baokang who was about to throw herself into Jinghao's arms, "Master is pregnant now."

So if Xiao Baokang wants to throw himself into Jinghao's arms like usual, he can't, after all, Jinghao's stomach can't withstand such a bump from him now.

"What is pregnancy?" Xiao Baokang didn't understand.

"It means that the master is pregnant with your younger brother and sister." The nanny explained.

The nanny originally thought that Xiao Baokang would be happy when he said that, but who knew that after hearing it, he flattened his mouth: "Siblings hate it! Baokang doesn't want younger siblings!"

Xiao Baokang's words immediately broke the joyful atmosphere in the room, and he was not angry even though he was quiet, but waved to Xiao Baokang: "Come, Baokang, come to Erniang."

Xiao Baokang, who said "don't want younger brothers and sisters" just now, saw Er Niang calling, but he didn't rush towards her like just now, but approached her step by step.

"Emiang~" Little Baokang looked at Jinghao anxiously, not knowing if he was afraid that she would be unhappy, so he said in a low voice, "Your brother and sister are bad, don't let Baokang hold Emiang."

After listening quietly, he immediately understood why Xiao Baokang felt that his younger siblings hated him. It turned out that he mistakenly thought that after she had a child, he would not be able to get close to her.

At that moment, a sentence popped out of Jing Hao's mind inappropriately——

I'm not here to tear you apart, I'm here to join you.