Retirement in Qing Chuanwen

If Xiao Baoning was scared to cry by a loud fart by himself, then Xiao Baokang is now scared by the fact that he will also be scared to cry by a loud fart.

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

Xiao Baokang said that it is absolutely impossible for him to be so worthless!

"Er Niang~ I don't have one." Xiao Baokang quit, and he wanted to deny it coquettishly.

"Who said there is no?" Jing Hao smiled and glanced at Xiao Baokang who was obviously shy, and then said, "If you don't believe me, ask your Emma, ​​we were all there at that time."

Xiao Baokang quickly turned his head to look at Kangxi: "No, right? Huang Ama, you testify for me."

"To testify, I will definitely testify." Kangxi said with a smile on his lips, "But I will testify for your mother."

Kangxi's words made the smile on Jinghao's face even stronger. While holding the obedient little Baoning in her arms, she smiled and looked at the little Baokang in Kangxi's arms and said, "Are you stupid? Your emperor Ma must be your mother and I belong to a country, can he still stand by your side and help you?"

If that's the case, does he want to sleep in the study tonight?

Xiao Baokang was wronged, Xiao Baokang flattened his mouth, Xiao Baokang was about to cry: "My mother~~~"

Seeing Xiao Baokang like this, Jing Hao was not at all embarrassed to bully the child, but laughed out loud, and then said: "If you don't believe me, Er Niang not only has human witnesses, but also physical evidence. At that time, your empress Ama is very good at painting, so I will draw a picture for you on the spot."

"Emiang also added a few strokes to draw your farts. The paintings are so lifelike that people can definitely tell that you are farting."

"You must know that your mother-in-law rarely paints for others, and such a rare opportunity has been used on you. How about it, son, are you moved?"

The little Baokang who stayed motionless in Kangxi's arms: "..."

Don't dare to move. Don't dare to move.

Xiao Baokang really finds it hard to accept that he still has such a shameful black history. If this is known, his prestige of less than five years will be wiped away, okay?

"Er Niang." The unwilling Xiao Baokang remembered that Jinghao once said that children are ugly when they are born, and now they are all thanks to being praised for their good looks, so they couldn't help asking. Jing Hao, "Do all children cry when they are scared by their own farts?"

"That's not true." Relying on the fact that no one has the personal and physical evidence of her black history, Jing Hao stuttered without hitting the tunnel, "Anyway, Er Niang must not have been scared to cry by her fart when she was young. of."

After Kangxi listened to it, he performed what is called a woman singing a husband's suit on the spot, and he opened his mouth and said, "I don't have one either."

Xiao Baokang: "...!!!"

Are, none?

"And Erniang lives such a big life, she only knows two children who were scared to cry by her fart." Jinghao said intentionally, "One is my sister, and the other is you."

Little Baokang: "...!!!!!!"

I can't live, I can't live anymore, woo woo woo!

Little Baokang pursed his mouth, and after blinking his eyes, his eye sockets became moist all of a sudden. The little guy breathed heavily, as if he was about to fall if it wasn't because he was holding back his tears.

Take a good look, is this okay?

"Wait, wait, wait..." Jing Hao, if it wasn't because she was holding Xiao Baoning in her arms, she would have wanted to hug Xiao Baokang immediately, "Don't cry, don't cry, there's no need to cry, right? Erniang is not good, please stop talking about Erniang?"

Jinghao knew that Xiao Baokang cared about her image, especially in front of his brothers and sisters, but how did she know that the little guy cared so much?

It's just an embarrassing thing about hearing that he was "young" and didn't know anything, Xiao Baokang actually burst into tears?

For a while, Jing Hao didn't know whether she should blame herself or find it funny.

"No! Er Niang is fine." Even though Xiao Baokang was about to cry, he did not forget to correct Jing Hao. He said, "It's none of Er Niang's business. It's Baokang's embarrassment. Baokang was let go by himself." My fart made me cry in fright..."

Xiao Baokang feels that the Forbidden City is no longer suitable for him to live in.

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"What's the matter, it's not a big deal, Er Niang lied to you just now." Jinghao hastily coaxed Xiao Baokang softly.

Hearing Jinghao's words, Xiao Baokang sniffed, then blinked a pair of wet eyes that were wet with tears and looked at her: "Er Niang, did you, did you cry when you were a child when you were scared by your own fart? "

Even though little Baokang's eyes are not as big as little Baoning's, they are black and white. When looking at people with such eyes, people can't help but think of those cute little animals.

Being looked at by Xiao Baokang with such eyes, Jing Hao's own mother is going to die now, and there is only one thought in her heart, that is, as long as her son doesn't cry, then she will do whatever it takes.

Thinking so in her heart, Jing Hao immediately said: "Of course not, the person who was scared and cried by my own fart when I was a child is your Huang Ama."

Thinking that Jing Hao would take the initiative to admit that she was scared to cry by her own fart in order to coax Xiao Baokang, Kangxi was about to be moved by Jing Hao's great maternal love: "...???"

The way she expresses her motherly love is by choosing to sacrifice him?

Kangxi was dumbfounded all of a sudden, and after realizing it, he was neither angry nor smiling, so he could only look at Jinghao with helpless eyes——

Does the emperor of the Qing Dynasty want to lose face?

Jinghao blinked her eyes, then showed Kangxi a super sweet, flattering smile——

Just treat it as giving me face, don't take it for now.

Kangxi: "..."

Now he finally knew why Huang Mamo was worried that he would lose his mind, because he was a majestic emperor of the Qing Dynasty, and in order to save Jing, he really didn't need face.

Others have to spend a lifetime of luck in order to be with the right person, but Kangxi does not need to spend a lifetime of luck in order to be able to be with Jing well, he only needs to lose a lifetime of face.

Looking at Xiao Baokang, who was still aggrieved just now and looked like he was about to shed tears, he started a series of "hahahaha" after hearing Jinghao's words, how speechless Kangxi was.

He believed that if Xiao Baokang knew that his mother was scared and cried by his own fart when she was a child, he would never!right!No!meeting!Laugh as loud as you are now.

"Stinky boy." Kangxi hugged Xiao Baokang with one hand, freed one hand to pinch his little nose, and said, "I have reason to suspect that you did it on purpose just now, didn't you?"

I just want to use bitter tricks to win Jinghao's love, and then trap him in injustice.

Kangxi had known for a long time that his youngest son was a veritable little tea bag stuffed with sesame seeds, not only white and black, but also black and green.

"Huang Ama, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand?" Xiao Baokang blinked, and showed a very innocent and innocent expression to Kangxi, but unfortunately he couldn't help but secretly raised his eyebrows. The small corners of his lips revealed his real little chuckle.

It's a small tea bag filled with sesame seeds, that's right.

"Just pretend." Kangxi turned Xiao Baokang who was in his arms upside down, seeing him crooked his little head and fell into his arms with a smile, Kangxi thought that if he didn't do anything else, he would be in Xiaobao The image of his father in Kang's mind might be shattered, and he couldn't put it together when he picked it up.

"What's the point of farting and scaring yourself to tears? When your elder brother came to look for your mother-in-law when he was young, the little deer came in through a dog's hole." Kangxi immediately betrayed the little prince.

"Brother?" Hearing Kangxi's words, Xiao Baokang, who was still smiling just now, suddenly stiffened, and looked at Kangxi in surprise, "Brother is going through a dog's hole?"

"That's right." Kangxi said, "Haven't you always been curious about the small door in the corner of the outer courtyard? It used to be a dog hole, but two doors were repaired later."

Xiao Baokang: "...!!!"

This, such a comparison, it seems that it is really no big deal to be scared to cry by one's own fart.

At this moment, the little prince, who was studying his homework in Yuqing Palace, didn't know that his own dark history had been revealed by his own Ama in front of his own brother (and sister who couldn't speak), but it didn't matter. , It doesn't matter that he doesn't know now, because soon, he will know.

When the little prince came to Jingxiu Palace that day as usual, he hadn't even entered the door yet, and he saw Xiao Baokang who was sitting at the gate waiting for someone with his chin propped on his little hand.

And the little deer sitting next to Xiao Baokang.

Seeing these two younger brothers, the little prince laughed before saying anything: "Why are you all sitting at the door?"

As soon as they heard the little prince, Xiao Baokang who was sitting at the gate and Xiaolu who was lying on the ground immediately stood up, one stood up, the other quickly got up, and the other called "Brother" to the little prince. One yelped twice at the little prince.

Seeing that the two younger brothers were so enthusiastic, the little prince was in a good mood. He stepped forward and hugged Xiao Baokang who was running towards him, and only after he hugged his neck did he free himself. A hand to touch the fawn's head.

Although the grown-up little prince knew that Jinghao and the others didn't lie to him at the beginning, and Xiaolu's age calculation is different from his, but in the little prince's mind, Xiaolu is still his younger brother.

Even if Xiao Lu is his actual age now, he can be his grandfather, but...

A younger brother for a day, a younger brother for life.

"Isn't it hot outside?" The little prince walked in with Xiao Baokang in his arms after touching Xiao Lu's head, and asked as he walked, "Why did you all run out?"

This year's summer seems to be extraordinarily long, and it has already entered August, but the weather in the capital is still very hot.

The little prince came to Jingxiu Palace from the Shang Study Room, even though he sat in a sedan chair all the way, it was already so hot that his back was about to sweat.

"Because I want to see you soon." As soon as Xiao Baokang's words came out, the little prince's smile was brighter than the sun, and he was about to say to Xiao Baokang, "It's not in vain that I usually love you so much." At that time, Xiao Baokang, who was honestly in his arms, struggled to get off the ground.

"What's the matter? Is your brother uncomfortable?" Although the little prince was surprised, he bent down and put Xiao Baokang down.

"No." Xiao Baokang shook his head, and after landing, he reached out and grabbed the little prince's hand, and led him to the west screen gate, saying as he walked, "Brother, Huang Ama said that when you were young, you went through a dog hole, I……"

"...???"

"...!!!"

When the little prince who was dragged away by Xiao Baokang heard his words, his eyes widened immediately, and those dusty memories in the depths were suddenly revealed. He still remembered that the little prince who was only six years old knew Excuse me, let alone him now?

At that moment, the little prince stopped in his tracks, then stretched out his arms and picked up Xiao Baokang by the waist with lightning speed, then turned around and walked towards the hanging flower gate.

"Don't worry about whether to drill a dog hole or not. I have something more important to tell you now." Although the little prince didn't know why Kangxi told Xiao Baokang about his previous dog hole, but now it's all important. It's not the most important thing anymore, the most important thing now is to quickly make Xiao Baokang forget that he went through the dog hole.

What should I do if I want a person to quickly divert their attention from one thing?

It's very simple, tell him another thing that he must be interested in, and divert his attention.

So the little prince said to Xiao Baokang, "Don't you want to know about your eldest brother's acting like a baby, Baokang?"

"Act like a baby?" Xiao Baokang, who was about to struggle to get down, stopped struggling instantly when he heard the little prince's words. He looked up at his brother prince with a particularly awkward posture, and repeated it in disbelief, " Big brother acting like a baby?"

Is it his big brother who can fight ten, has strong muscles, can't read books but is not good at horseback riding, archery, boxing and kicking?

"Yes." When the little prince heard Xiao Baokang's question, he immediately knew that he had successfully diverted his attention, and immediately continued, "You haven't seen your elder brother acting like a baby, have you?"

"No." Xiao Baokang shook his head, thinking that it's not just the elder brother acting like a baby, but he has never seen the appearance of his grandma being scared to cry by his own fart, and the appearance of his prince brother drilling a dog hole. ah.

"Then I have to talk to you." The little prince thought to himself, I'm sorry boss, he has to do it again, after all, he can't just watch Xiao Baokang ask him about the dog hole, right? ?

If that's the case, then where will he save his brother's face?

As for where to put the boss's face after telling the story of the boss's acting like a baby...

Well, the little prince said that where he likes to put it, that's not something he needs to worry about.

……

The little prince doesn't have to worry about where the elder brother's face will go, but Concubine Xiangui and Concubine Xiang have to worry about whether the power in their hands can be kept.

In fact, as other people guessed, during the years when Concubine Xiangui and Concubine Xiang were managing the harem, they often placed their own people within the scope of their jurisdiction.

After all, the palace power is in their hands, so if they don't take the opportunity to develop their own power, then they are too sorry for their sacrifices, right?

But if they were placed by hand, they were placed. Whether they can be kept now is not certain.

Concubine Xiangui and the others originally thought that Jinghao would monopolize the power after entering the middle palace, and would not let other people get involved in the palace power. In this way, their palace power must indeed be handed over, but can Jinghao hold it firmly? It's hard to say.

After all, managing a harem is not an easy task.

However, no one thought that Jing Hao would not play cards according to common sense, so that he directly caught Concubine Xian Gui and Concubine Xiang by surprise, especially Jing Hao's bloody efforts to win over Concubine Hui, Concubine Yi and Concubine Rong. They are very passive.

Yes, in the eyes of Concubine Xiangui and Concubine Xiang, the purpose of Jinghao's promotion of Concubine Hui, Concubine Yi and Concubine Rong must be to win them over, but it's hard to say whether it is her only purpose.

But even so, they can only watch Jinghao win over the three of them and can't do anything.

Because Jinghao has already shown such sincerity, even if it is impossible for Concubine Hui and the three of them to be loyal to Jinghao from now on, it is absolutely impossible for them to turn their backs now.

And without Concubine Hui and the others saying it, Concubine Xian Gui and the others also guessed that the three of them will definitely form an alliance in the next period of time, because this is the most beneficial approach for them.

If this is the case, then the question arises——

Should she continue to fight alone?Or let go of the previous grievances and join forces with Concubine Xiang/Concubine Xian for the time being?

This is the question Concubine Xiangui and Concubine Xiang have been thinking about ever since they learned of Jinghao's decision. If there is a grievance between the two, there is a lot of grievances between the two, especially when there is a deceased Empress Xiaozhao in the middle .

But how should I put it, the reality is in front of us now, if they don't join forces, they will suffer a lot.

So are you holding on, or are you compromising?

Concubine Xiangui and Concubine Xiang were both caught in a tangle.

……

There is also the elder brother who is also entangled in the same entanglement. He is not entangled in other things, but only entangled in whether to go to Jingxiu Palace.

Originally, there was nothing to worry about. It's not like he hasn't been to Jingxiu Palace. Eldest brother's familiarity with Jingxiu Palace is probably second only to Qiandong Wusuo and his mother's Yanxi Palace.

So why is he struggling this time?

It's very simple, not because of the little prince.

In the past, the big brother went to Jingxiu Palace either on his own initiative, or Jinghao sent someone to invite him, but today, the little prince actually took the initiative to invite him to Jingxiu Palace for dinner?

The eldest brother said that if he thought about it with his clever little head, he would know that there must be something weird in it.

"Did you dig something for me?" The elder brother cast a suspicious look at the little prince.

"Whether I want to go or not." The little prince neither admitted nor denied, but said indifferently, "Anyway, I just conveyed Baokang's intention to see you, if you don't go, then don't go." .”

Baokang wants to see him?

As soon as he heard what the little prince said, the elder brother's reaction immediately changed: "It's Baokang who wants to see me, so you should have said it earlier."

Did you say that he was so entangled?

Although the eldest brother suspected for a second that with the little prince's jealous temperament, he was not jealous and helped Xiao Baokang convey his intention to see him?But soon, the elder brother was overwhelmed by the joy of "brother Baokang wants to see me", he lost all reason, and went to Jingxiu Palace with the little prince.

When I arrived at Jingxiu Palace, I saw Xiao Baokang, who was sitting at the door waiting for someone, and called him "Big Brother" with bright eyes when he saw him. I had doubts, and the whole person was flattered.

"Hey." Big brother felt that even though so many younger brothers called him "big brother", none of them called him better than his little brother Baokang.

"I heard the prince said that you want to see me, Baokang?" The elder brother hugged Xiao Baokang very smoothly.

"Yeah." Xiao Baokang nodded, his two chubby hands rested on the big brother's shoulders, his big black eyes looked at him, and then said, "Because I want to see big brother behave in a spoiled manner."

"...???"

"...!!!"

The elder brother suddenly stopped walking forward, looked at Xiao Baokang and asked, "What are you acting like a baby?"

"Brother is acting like a baby." Xiao Baokang looked at the elder brother expectantly and said, "Big brother said, you can act like a baby, but I haven't even seen it."

Big brother: "..."

He knew that the second child was not!yes!indivual!good!East!West!

"What's so good about acting like a baby?" The elder brother secretly gave the little prince who was watching the fun a "wait for me" look, and then said to Xiao Baokang, "You wait first."

The elder brother thought to himself, let him think about what embarrassing things Bayar has done.

Bayar: "...???"

Are you sure who's in charge?