The green tea villain just wants to eat soft rice

Today is the Qixi Festival, but the two have been immortals for a long time and have a child, so Xiao Qingyu is not interested in Qixi Festival, and just treats it as an ordinary day.

Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes early in the morning, he saw his master was sitting by the couch, his clothes were neatly dressed, and he even fainted a little dew, as if he had just gone out for a trip.

"...Master?" Xiao Qingyu stood up hesitantly. He couldn't hold back the "temptation" of the master yesterday, allowing him to do a lot. Even though he is already a fairy, he still feels a little uncomfortable .

"Does Yu'er know what day it is?" Chu Xun asked with a smile.

Xiao Qingyu shook her head blankly and said, "I don't know."

"The seventh day of the seventh lunar month is the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet on the magpie bridge, and it is also a festival for lovers all over the world." Chu Xun gently rubbed Xiao Qingyu's sore waist as if flattering him, and coaxed softly, "You and I love each other a thousand times." For the rest of the year, I have never celebrated such a festival."

"...So?" Xiao Qingyu looked at Chu Xun alertly, feeling that this person had no good intentions.

"So how about Yu'er playing in the lower realm with me for a day?"

Xiao Qingyu shook her head without thinking, and said, "No, no, you and I are leaving, what about Rong Rong?"

Chu Xun's face darkened. Ever since the little brat was born, Xiao Qingyu's attention has not been focused on the child for a day, and even he has to be queued to the back. He had to be obedient and obedient, and his prototype was exposed in front of him. On Qixi Festival today, he had originally made up his mind to dump that little brat and live a two-person world with his Yu'er.

Chu Xun continued to soften his waist for him, and said consolingly, "It's enough to throw Rongrong to Sirius for a day. You must be tired after taking your child with you every day."

Hearing this, Xiao Qingyu patted Chu Xun's hand on her waist away in dissatisfaction, and said angrily, "You know I'm tired all the time! Rong Rong is so obedient, unlike someone who knows how to tease me all day long. "

"It doesn't matter whether it's big or small, so-and-so, I'm your master." Chu Xun pretended to put on a serious face and wanted to give a lecture, but his apprentices don't like this now, and just put on their clothes and sat up.

Seeing that this trick was useless, Chu Xun pulled his wrist shamelessly again, and said with a playful smile, "Yu'er, I am also your husband after all—"

However, before he finished speaking, he was thrown away by Xiao Qingyu, who snorted coldly and said, "Hmph, you are still Rong Rong's father! You made this child, and now he is so irresponsible that he is about to throw it away." To Sirius, be ashamed or not!"

Still not discouraged, Chu Xun grabbed his waist and repeated in his ear tirelessly: "Yu'er, good Yu'er, this is a festival between lovers, are you willing to be so cruel?"

Xiao Qingyu still had a look of impatience, and said: "It's all about love and affection. You and I have lived for so many years, and even have children. What kind of festival do you have?"

In the past, as long as he insisted a little, Chu Xun was always the one who let go, but today Chu Xun seemed to have made up his mind that he would not refuse, Xiao Qingyu and him talked for a long time, and finally reluctantly was forced to agree to send the child to Sirius.

"What did you go out for in the morning?" After sending Rongrong away, Xiao Qingyu looked at Chu Xun with a half-smile and asked, "It's true."

"No." Chu Xun said righteously.

"The dew on the clothes hasn't dried yet," Xiao Qingyu shook his head inexplicably, stopped arguing with him, and said lazily, "Where are you going now?"

Chu Xun tentatively took his hand, and seeing that Xiao Qingyu did not resist, he led him to the world.

The two have become immortals for a long time, and the world is now in a state of chaos. In the 21st century, it can develop rapidly, and it is no longer the way the two lived in the past.

In fact, Chu Xun went out early alone without telling Xiao Qingyu, just to go to the world to investigate a little bit, so as not to lose face because of not being able to keep up with the times.

When he arrived in the world, Xiao Qingyu was shocked to realize that the clothes of the people were quite different from before, and they were even more incompatible with the two of them. He was so shocked that if Chu Xun hadn't said "Don't be afraid" in his ear in time, he would have breathed out softly. Voice.

Chu Xun took his hand freely and led him down the street.

Xiao Qingyu suddenly saw two people who were dressed similarly to him. He was overjoyed and wanted to go to talk to him. He wanted to understand the situation here, but Chu Xun had no choice but to follow.

The two were also very enthusiastic. After seeing them, they looked them up and down, and suddenly said excitedly: "You two are cosplayers, but are you Chu Xun and Xiao Qingyu who symbolize a good marriage in the legend?"

Xiao Qingyu's expression froze. She never expected that even mortals would recognize them after they had been immortals for more than a thousand years. But what does "cos" mean?

Xiao Qingyu hesitated and said, "The two of us are exactly Chu Xun and Xiao Qingyu."

The two only thought that he was deliberately weakening the identity of "cos" to better fit the theme, and they all gave thumbs up and said: "Dedicated, dedicated!"

The second monk Xiao Qing and Yuzhang couldn't figure out what he said.

The two asked again: "Since you cosplay the two of them on this festival, are the two real couples?"

Xiao Qingyu was puzzled, since this person knew the identities of the two of them, why didn't he even know their relationship?

The oath ceremony between the two of them was announced to the world before.

Chu Xun could see what Xiao Qingyu was thinking at a glance, and was afraid that if he thought about it, something bad would happen, so he hurriedly interrupted their conversation: "Yes, the two of you are indeed sharp-eyed. But we still have urgent matters, so I won't accompany you any further, and I will take my leave. .”

With that said, Chu Xun pulled Xiao Qingyu away.

"These two are so weird..." Xiao Qingyu muttered.He thought that he could finally see two people who were dressed similarly could talk, but he didn't expect it to be so weird.

Chu Xun couldn't laugh or cry and said, "The times are different now, it's normal for you to find it hard to understand."

Seeing that the situation was not right, Xiao Qingyu wanted to leave here, so Chu Xun quickly changed the subject and said, "You see, thousands of years have changed, but the legend between you and me has not changed. Everyone says that we are gods created by nature. Where are the couples!"

Xiao Qingyu didn't respond to his words, but her face turned half red.

Chu Xun had already figured out how couples in the world "date" nowadays, and originally planned to take Xiao Qingyu to experience the "triple set meal" for dinner and movies in the amusement park, but Xiao Qingyu was caught by a new song and dance drama in the theater in a blink of an eye. attracted attention.

The name of the musical is very old-fashioned, it is called "Three Worlds", but on the poster, there are two names written on it.

Xiao Qingyu felt the novelty, and pulled Chu Xun to walk in the direction of the theater.

Chu Xun hesitated and said, "Yu'er, do you really want to read this? Our stories are all imagined by them, so it's boring to watch."

Xiao Qingyu squinted at him dissatisfied, and said, "Why, don't you agree?"

Chu Xun resigned himself to buying a ticket.

The staff at the ticket office saw Chu Xun's attire, his eyes lit up, and said, "Today is the Qixi Festival special event. If couples cosplay as Chu Xun and Xiao to watch the performance, they can enter the venue for free. I don't know, Mr. But did you come by yourself?"

Chu Xun originally didn't want to make a public announcement. He knew that these activities often required couples to cooperate with gimmicks such as passionate kisses for one minute. However, Xiao Qingyu had a strong spiritual sense and never missed the words of the staff.

"I came with him." Xiao Qingyu stepped forward and said.

The staff's eyes wandered back and forth between him and Chu Xun, and they thought they whispered a few words in a low voice, but it was a pity that the voice could not be hidden from ordinary people, but it could not be hidden from gods.

——My God, they are too similar!

——Isn't this the powerful emperor Gong and the well-behaved enchanting beauty?

Xiao Qingyu frowned.

Why can't he understand what these people are saying?

"Mister, as long as you can kiss for more than 1 minute, you can directly enter the venue for free." The staff excitedly said.

Xiao Qingyu was shocked at first, and then her face suddenly turned red.

They, how could they be so shameless! ! !

His appearance was both beautiful and delicate, so alluring that Chu Xun suddenly felt itchy.

It seems that this request is not unacceptable.

Just needs a little processing.

Before Xiao Qingyu could react, Chu Xun took a step forward and pulled him into his arms. The wide sleeves completely isolated the two of them in their own space, preventing others from peeping.

"Well—" Caught off guard, his lips were caught, and a soft tongue slipped into his mouth when he was unprepared, and swiped wildly.

Thinking that this was in front of a large crowd, Xiao Qingyu's face became flustered, and what's worse, the crowd thought they were talking about them in a low voice!

Chu Xun happily communicated with him: "Don't be afraid, they can't see. Now that the world is open, there are many young lovers who kiss on the street. Yu'er don't need to panic."

Xiao Qingyu:? ? ?

Although it was uncomfortable to be stared at like a mang on his back, the reaction on his body was real. Soon, Xiao Qingyu fell limp into Chu Xun's arms, just like when the two were making out on weekdays.

When he was let go by Chu Xun, his face was already flushed with tears in the corners of his eyes, and his lips were even slightly red and swollen, which reminded how intense the previous actions of the two were.

"It's really a living beauty!" The staff's eyes were shining brightly.

Xiao Qingyu hesitated with a hoarse voice, "What did you say?"

The stunned staff was pushed by the colleagues around him, and then he came back to his senses: "It's okay, I said you two, please come in, please come in!"

The lights in the theater were turned off, and only the light was on the stage. However, both of them were monks, and they could see clearly in the dark. This was Xiao Qingyu's first time watching a song and dance drama, and it was very novel, while Chu Xun was a little absent-minded, and his eyes were blurry. Not much on stage.

Xiao Qingyu really couldn't stand his staring so straightforwardly, so she pushed him lightly and said, "Concentrate on watching!"

Chu Xun chuckled: "I really want to concentrate on watching."

Xiao Qingyu: ...

Forget it, don't bother with the old rascal.

The dance drama soon reached the scene of the two people's "parting" thousands of years ago. In order to achieve a tear-jerking effect, the scriptwriter's design was very dramatic, and Chu Xun worried anxiously that Xiao Qingyu would settle old scores with him again.

Unexpectedly, in the darkness, Xiao Qingyu suddenly took the initiative to sit on his lap.

Chu Xun:! ! !

The next moment, a gentle kiss landed on his lips.

The people sitting next to him were all focused on watching the play, but his apprentice raised his head slightly and kissed him proactively. He even boldly grabbed the back of his head and deepened the kiss proactively.

Chu Xun heard Xiao Qingyu laugh jokingly in his ear and said, "Fool."

"You see, even after thousands of years, people will think you are a fool."