After being targeted by the evil mermaid

All the harsh words have been said, but the follow-up direction has nothing to do with Xu Nanzhen's thoughts.

He didn't know why he rolled onto the bed in a daze with Song Yunyan, maybe it was because Song Yunyan's eyes that were about to cry or not were too confusing, or maybe it was because the contemptuous smile on Song Yunyan's face was too powerful... …

Like a fire, it can easily burn out all his sanity.

He only remembered that Song Yunyan held his fist, then pushed his knee on his leg, swept him around with a half-smile, and said to him: "Brother, the fist is too violent, it's easy to get blood everywhere." , why don't you try to kill me here?"

"..."

Fuck!

He has lived so long, he has never seen such a person!

Xu Nanzhen's brain was on fire, and the whole thing was completely short-circuited. I don't know if it was because the alcohol played a supporting role, or because his anger made him really lose his mind. When he realized it, Song Yunyan was already there. He groaned with his neck down.

The small table lamp shook continuously and didn't stop until 03:30.

Xu Nanzhen was in a daze. After getting out of bed, he smoked several cigarettes in a row, making the whole room full of smoky air, like cultivating immortals.

But at this time his brother called suddenly, in the middle of the night, asking if he had seen Song Yunyan.

Oh, why didn't he see you.

The man was just lying on his bed with a gluttonous face, and he was afraid that his brother would not find out, so he threw a wine bottle at him!

His uncle's...

The more Xu Nanzhen thought about it, the more guilty he felt.

Originally, because of his relationship with his brother, he could justifiably bother his elder brother, whoever let that guy get a preference, he would take all good things, and nothing good would happen to him.

But doing it like this now, it's going to be a big trouble.

Prying the corner of the wall is unreasonable.

Xu Nanzhen scratched his head in a mess, and really wanted to kick Song Yunyan out of bed.

But that guy had no shame at all, occupied his bed, spread his whole body on top of him, lazily tickled his fingers, and ordered: "I want to take a bath."

"You don't have long legs?"

"No, you pinched my legs green."

Song Yunyan hooked his fingers again, and put his arms limply on the side of the bed: "Hurry up, it's about to come out."

"..."

Xu Nanzhen wanted to slap him.

The bathroom door was kicked open, and Song Yunyan was almost thrown into the bathtub.

The faucet squeaked, and he leaned there comfortably, looking at Xu Nanzhen under the shower head, thinking that this kid has a really good figure, and he usually hides everything under his clothes, but now that he looks at it, every line is special Perfect, it looks like a work of art, and it has a waist. It should have been exercised a lot, so the waist is so good, it works like a small motor.

As he was watching, Xu Nanzhen suddenly turned the nozzle around to moisten his face as if he had eyes on his back: "What are you looking at?"

Song Yunyan pushed his hair back, exposing his smooth forehead, and didn't care about his fierce attitude: "I'm thinking about something, what do you think about it, are you still going home on Saturday?"

... Which pot is not opened, which pot is lifted!

Xu Nanzhen turned his head and looked at his watery face.

The crystal drops of water stuck to his cheeks, like tears, illuminated by the bright light above his head, so beautiful that one suddenly felt a violent throbbing in his heart at a certain moment.

"Slap!" Xu Nanzhen was insane, and the slap finally landed on his face.

Song Yunyan heard a "puchi", and laughed out loud: "Hey, let's talk about the conditions. I will help you keep this secret. You promise me one thing, how about it?"

"Forget it, I don't make deals with sluts." Xu Nanzhen also learned his contemptuous expression, and glanced at him condescendingly, "You can talk about it if you like."

"Well, let me think about it." Song Yunyan rubbed his chin, "When I meet your brother, I will sue him, saying that you have no good intentions for me and play hooligans after drinking. I want to make you sober I slapped you at one o'clock, but I didn't expect you to go crazy and ignore it, and even ignored my relationship with your brother at all, insisting on forcing me to go with you..."

Xu Nanzhen's eyes widened.

"Who will come first... Do you want to be ashamed?"

Song Yunyan tilted his head, still smiling.

"..."

In the end, the person slammed the door angrily and left. Song Yunyan looked down at the hand covering his lap, and then slowly moved away.

Faint bluish traces appeared in the covered area, shaped like fish scales, slowly spreading downwards, and they should all be exposed in a while, one after another,

But he wasn't nervous at all. Listening to the sound of the hair dryer outside, he calmly put his legs on the edge of the bathtub to dry, as if thinking of something again, the smile on his face gradually deepened.

After a while, Song Yunyan went out.

Xu Nanzhen hadn't slept yet, and was sitting by the window, wrapped in a bathrobe, drinking. Don't look at him as if he was quite leisurely, but in fact, he had been listening to the footsteps with his ears up.

Hearing Song Yunyan come out of the bathroom, he cleared his throat and pretended to be calm: "What conditions."

Song Yunyan walked up to him, his hair still dripping water.

When the carpet gets wet, the color becomes darker.

"You don't want to make a deal with a bitch like me." Song Yunyan pressed his hands on his shoulders, seeing his stiff expression, he thought it was funny, so he simply sat on his lap, squeezed his chin, and met his pair of hands that were about to squirt. Fire eyes.

"Get off!"

He still didn't wear anything, which made Xu Nanzhen afraid to push him, for fear of short-circuiting his mind again.

Sure enough, people are shameless and invincible.

If he had found out that Song Yunyan was this kind of guy earlier, he would have...he would have...

"Is this brand of wine good?"

Song Yunyan pretended not to understand the emotion in his eyes, pinched his stiff neck with a smile, and suddenly opened his mouth to kiss his lips, "...well, not bad."

"!!!"

One second before Xu Nanzhen stretched out his hand, he got up by himself.

Then stretched.

"I'm sleepy, I'll tell you the conditions tomorrow."

That night, Xu Nanzhen suffered from insomnia.

He looked out of the window at dawn with big dark circles under his eyes, feeling as if he had suddenly changed a lot.

The other party was soundly asleep.

There is no psychological burden at all.

It's as if nothing happened last night.

At around 40:[-], he felt a little drowsy, but Song Yunyan's cell phone rang suddenly, and it kept ringing.

He stared straight at the bulge on the bed, and heard Song Yunyan answering the phone with a strong nasal voice: "Nanhe? What's the matter this early in the morning?"

"...!"

Xu Nanzhen straightened his back slightly.

He couldn't hear what the person on the other end of the phone was saying, he could only hear Song Yunyan's lazy voice saying slowly: "No... I went to drink with my friends last night, and I slept at his house after drinking, I forgot to tell you I'm sorry to make you worry."

The attitude is quite polite.

Xu Nanzhen snorted unobtrusively.

His voice was not loud, but Song Yunyan seemed to hear it. He looked down at the person sitting on the recliner, and curled his lips, "Okay, I got it. I will definitely go when the time comes."

"..."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Nanzhen thought he was going to get up.

Unexpectedly, he dropped the phone and shrank it back.

"Hey!" Xu Nanzhen was afraid that if he fell asleep unknowingly, Song Yunyan would take the opportunity to leave, "What is your condition, can't you just say it directly?!"

This night was like boiling an eagle.

"After I wake up... let's talk..."

A finger sticks out from under the quilt and shakes it arrogantly.

Xu Nanzhen was so angry.

He thought that he was lying alone on the recliner all night last night, but that guy comfortably occupied his bed, and the unhappiness in his heart was almost overflowing.

He threw the pillow beside him on the bed, and the person in the quilt only hummed, and the ending sounded after another: "If you feel uncomfortable, come up and sleep, who won't let you come over?"

But Xu Nanzhen imagined the scene of him sharing the bed with the person he usually disliked the most, and suddenly felt a chill, and rubbed his arms vigorously.

Song Yunyan heard the movement, opened her eyes slightly under the quilt, and seemed to be smiling: "I've done everything I shouldn't have done, and I'm still afraid of sleeping together? You are really—pretentious——"

"Stop talking nonsense, get out of here! One night isn't enough? Go back to your own house!" Xu Nanzhen was annoyed and wanted to come over to lift his quilt, regretting why he left this person last night .

But Song Yunyan rolled away, rolled the quilt under his body and turned into a caterpillar, and the smile in his voice became more intense: "I was so angry when I got up, it really is a young man, or... I will reluctantly help you again." Are you venting fire?"

When Xu Nanzhen heard that there was something in his words, he immediately let go, avoiding him like a snake and a scorpion.

Those who didn't know thought he was some kind of chaste and strong man.

But watching Song Yunyan was a pleasure.

After squinting for a while, finally regaining all her energy, Song Yunyan lazily picked up her phone and glanced at it, it was almost eight o'clock.

Xu Nanzhen was not in the room.

He slowly got out of bed to look for clothes. The shirt was hanging on the cabinet at the door of the bedroom. He took it over and saw that half of a row of buttons had collapsed, and it was ripped and wrinkled, so he definitely couldn't wear it.

Fortunately, Xu Nanzhen has a lot of clothes in his closet.

He glanced at it hastily, quite disgusted with the other party's peacock-like aesthetic——

White, blue, red, gray, suit jackets of any color are available, but this is not fancy.

What was more chaotic than these colors was the daily clothes in the cabinet next to them. Every piece of clothing had to have four or five colors on it. Just staring at it made Song Yunyan's eyes hurt.

Finally, he settled on one of the clothes, which was relatively dark in color, took it out, and glanced out.

On the sofa in the living room, Xu Nanzhen, who hadn't slept all night, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and was sleeping there right now.

And Song Yunyan changed his clothes, leaned against the door, stared at his rarely peaceful sleeping face, and pulled the corners of his lips thoughtfully.