Spoiled after online dating to roommate

1. If you are in love, you have to post on Moments.

Lin Qingjiu brushes Moments.

It hasn't arrived in a month.

That guy Lin Qingwei.

Posted another circle of friends showing affection.

Lin Qingjiu scoffed at this.

"Show affection, share quickly."

"Only those who are not confident in their relationship like to show their affection in the circle of friends. Unlike us, they don't need to prove it with these at all, right wife qwq?"

no sound.

Turn around.

Shen Zhuo is wearing headphones.

Watching the latest drama.

He moved around.

After posting with my wife.

Click on the group photo of Lin Qingwei again.

Still no shadow.

Still kissing.

Lin Qingjiu watched carefully for a while.

Brow wrinkled.

Click on the chat box.

[L: Is that photo in your circle of friends high profile?Make your boyfriend crooked. 】

[Lin Qingwei:? ? ?Are you insulting/humilating me?With my beauty, do I still need p? 】

Hei Bula could barely see the shadow photos of the two of them.

It can be seen that even a little beauty is considered awesome.

【L: That means you changed your partner. 】

[Lin Qingwei: ...]

[Lin Qingwei: Who told you? 】

【L: The man last time, you went to his chin, this time, you only went to his chest, such an obvious difference, do you need someone else to tell me? 】

Lin Qingwei: A scary man in science and engineering.

Lin Qingjiu ignored her no more.

Put down your phone.

He leaned his head towards his wife.

It's almost close to the face.

It's time to stop.

Shen Jue wears earphones in both ears.

He took one of them off.

Don't bring it for yourself.

But when someone frowned and stared over.

Gossip with him.

"Honey, Lin Qingwei broke up, and after only a month, she changed to another boyfriend."

"Oh."

Shen Zhuo is not interested in any gossip.

He reached out to grab what Lin Qingjiu was holding.

Lin Qingjiu put his hand back.

dodge.

"She showed off her affection in Moments again, last time and this time."

"Oh."

Lin Qingjiu held down the person who turned sideways.

"I don't think we can let her go on like this. Let her know that she can't stimulate us!"

Shen Zhuo simply shut up.

"So my wife, let's post it in Moments too, okay qwq, I've already thought about the copywriting!"

Ah.

Dare to talk about such a bunch of cloudy and illogical words.

Just to pave the way for this?

Shen Zhuo sneered coldly.

"Show affection, break up quickly? I don't mind letting you return to single today."

"I withdraw! I withdraw what I said before! Wife, just once, just once, it's not that I can't do it, I want to be like others, and I want to be in love with my friends sweetly. Post a group photo. Is it okay, is it okay, is my wife okay?"

"Get out, I don't play Moments."

Shen Zhuo finds it troublesome.

The icon of the circle of friends has been deleted from the discovery page.

"Then let me post it for you, soon, just a few minutes, shall I post it for you?"

"If you want to post it yourself, I'm not interested."

"I posted it early, but I still post it every day, my wife, why don't you take a look~"

"..."

Thanks, he doesn't want the eye of a needle.

Eighteen kinds of coquettish skills are used.

He didn't persuade Shen Zhuo for a while.

Lin Qingjiu was not discouraged.

Wait till it gets dark.

The person next to the pillow fell asleep obliviously.

Little thoughts that don't stop.

Lively again.

"Honey, are you asleep yet?"

"Wife?"

"Wife?"

Lin Qingjiu felt relieved.

Carefully climb out of bed.

Go around the end of the bed and walk to Shen Zhuo.

dare not stand.

Sit down cross-legged on tiptoe.

Gently unplug Shen Zhuo's charging phone.

Difficulty facing the fingerprint lock.

But he doesn't know the password.

In the end, we can only fight.

Hold your breath.

Slowly put the phone screen to Shen Zhuo's hand.

It's the same as dismantling a bomb/bomb.

Nervously, he finally unlocked it with the opponent's finger.

Lin Qingjiu opened WeChat.

Turn your head.

To the sleeping man.

A very sincere apology.

"Honey, I will take the initiative to buy durian tomorrow and come back to kneel! If you are not satisfied! I will eat it!"

Guaranteed finished.

Only then looked at the screen again.

It was exactly as Shen Zhuo said.

He doesn't play circle of friends.

I didn't see the circle of friends on the discovery page.

Had to go back to the message list.

Open a chat box with yourself.

Click on Shen Zhuo's profile picture.

Lin Qingjiu felt cheated.

He also said he didn't play.

Obviously posted it before!

He opened it full of jealousy.

See the only text circle of friends in the list.

Lin Qingjiu was stunned.

[Trapped by a fool. 】

bottom time.

It was Lin Qingjiu buried on Shen Zhuo's shoulder.

The day I cried like a dog.

And he didn't see the reason for the circle of friends.

It's because Shen Jue set it up.

Visible only to myself.

Lin Qingjiu pressed the screen off.

reopen.

This time no fingerprints are used.

Instead, try to enter the year plus four numbers.

The screen is on.

The password for the lock screen.

It was the day to post on Moments.

Shen Zhuo was awakened by the kiss.

Didn't sleep most of the night.

He suddenly became murderous.

The puppy hugged him tightly.

against his ear.

whisper.

"My wife, I'm sorry, woo woo, I just realized you love me so much, woo woo, I love you too, I love you the most."

Shen discretion: sjb.

2. Cat son and dog son.

Lin Qingwei brought back a little native dog from outside.

It was picked up under the bridge hole on a rainy day.

The little dog is black and ugly.

Because of the rain.

The fur on the skin is glued together.

Dirty.

People don't want to take a second look.

Shen Zhuo asked her.

"Why did you suddenly see this dog?"

The little girl is squatting to bathe her new son.

He didn't lift his head.

"No way, my eyesight is too good."

Great answer.

But next time I hope not to answer again.

Lin Qingjiu came over with a bowl.

He took a spoon and fed Shen Zhuo a mouthful of taro balls.

"You raise your son by yourself, and no one at home will help you raise it."

"Look at what you said! Since I brought it back, I will definitely be responsible for it!"

Ha ha.

Two days later.

The doorbell was rang.

Shen Zhuo just wanted to look at the cat's eyes.

Lin Qingwei's voice came from outside.

"Sister-in-law! It's me!"

Door open.

The little girl hugs the dog son.

Smile brightly at him.

"Sister-in-law~ I really just put my son at your house for a few days. I want to go on a trip with my partner~ Our parents have gone abroad for a two-person trip these days, and I really can't find anyone~ Sister-in-law~ just help me raise it for a few days~"

Lin Qingwei grabbed her son's front feet with both hands.

She pouted pitifully at him.

"Sister-in-law, I know you are the best~ woo woo woo, it's really only a few days, I will promise you qwq, okay~ My son is very good, really good, sister-in-law~ Please be hot~"

The dog son has only been raised by her for two days.

You will get the true biography of the master.

The big round eyes are bright and full.

The little face that has been washed clean.

Too cute.

Who can bear to refuse the hook of two puppies?

Shen Zhuo carried the little black dog into the house.

The cat son heard the news and came.

As soon as he saw his rival nestling softly on Shen Zhuo's lap.

It's like being invaded by outsiders.

Immediately tense up the whole body.

"Meow" sound.

The white hair exploded on the spot.

slap.

Take advantage of people's unpreparedness.

The cat's paw slapped the black dog's forehead.

It really made the guests happy.

Seeing that the son's sharp claws were about to swipe at the dog.

Shen Zhuo quickly grasped it with his eyes and hands.

Lightly punitively patted the little guy on the back of his paw.

One person and one cat stared wide-eyed.

Shen Zhuo reasoned with him.

"This is a guest."

"Your aunt's new son will stay at our house for a few days, and he will take him back when the time comes."

The eyes of the cat son are very beautiful.

Like two agates.

It meowed pitifully.

Just the sound of the door opening.

Withdrew his claws.

Aggrieved, he rushed to the porch.

Wait for Lin Qingjiu to enter the room.

The movements deftly climbed up his legs.

Standing on the youth's shoulders.

It meows in people's ears like a complaint.

The cry was very sad.

"Is your mother killing you? Because you don't shovel shit?"

The cat son shook his head.

Stretch out a paw.

Pointing at the dog that was shamelessly nestling on Shen Zhuo's lap.

"Meow!"

"Meow meow meow!"

"Meow meow meow!"

Lin Qingjiu saw the little guest at home.

Suddenly one head was bigger than two heads.

"Where's Lin Qingwei?"

The fur on the puppy is very soft.

Shen Jue felt a little addicted.

"Let's go. He said he would leave the dog with us for a few days."

"..."

Lin Qingjiu called someone on the spot.

While connected.

Handsfree is on.

"I bought a durian. It looks very good. Can you come and pick it up today?"

"Eh? Durian! I can do it, I'm now—ah, why did the signal suddenly disappear? Hello? Hello? Brother? Did you speak? Hey~ can't you hear it? If you can't hear it, then I'll go first hung up~"

I no longer know that I am being fooled.

Shen Zhuo lived so much in vain.

"When she was a child, she always liked to pick up these small animals at home. Her enthusiasm lasted for at most two days, and then she let go of it. It was all because of me helping her with the aftermath."

Lin Qingjiu rubbed his temples with some headache.

"I thought that now that I moved out of the house, she would raise her by herself, but I still overestimated her, blame me, I should have told you at that time, I bought lo mei, you eat some to pad your stomach first, I put Send the dog back."

The cat son's drooping tail suddenly stood up again.

Shaking happily.

He rubbed the second father's face affectionately and touched.

Come into this home as a creature.

It seems that the function of "reading human speech with one click" has been turned on invisibly.

The little black dog that was still peacefully nestled on Shen Zhuo's lap.

Immediately erect four short legs.

self-taught.

She arched her body pitifully towards Shen Zhuo.

Stretch out your pink tongue.

She licked the back of his hand flatteringly.

"Wang woo~"

"Wang woo~"

Shen Zhuo didn't respond yet.

The cat son quit.

Flying from Lin Qingjiu's shoulder to the sofa.

Grinning his teeth, he was about to start a life-and-death struggle with this little green tea.

"stop."

Grab with one hand.

Two cubs who can't resist.

are separated.

"Stay."

This was said to Lin Qingjiu.

The young man was stunned.

"Honey, are you sure? Didn't you say you didn't want to have a dog?"

"I didn't have the idea of ​​taking the initiative to raise it. Now that I have a ready-made one, it's not unacceptable."

The beauty stares.

"It seems that you are not very happy. Why, you can't afford to have a second son in your family?"

Lin Qingjiu shook his head repeatedly.

"If my wife wants to raise her, she will naturally have to raise her. By the way, I don't seem to know what the name of our eldest son is. Now that the second son is here, I should give him a new name, right? Otherwise, if I want to call them over in the future, I should How to tell?"

Shen Zhuo pointed to Mao Zi who was so wronged that he was about to faint.

"Name? Yes, didn't I call it all the time?"

"Ok?"

"This one, cat."

Point to the second one.

"Then let's call this one a dog."

Lin Qingjiu & Cat Son & Dog Son: "..."

The night is deep.

In the quiet house.

Lin Qingjiu kept turning over.

Shen Zhuo couldn't sleep because of his noise.

Open your eyes.

asked coldly.

"Maggot possessed?"

Lin Qingjiu came over.

"Honey, when the dog son grows up, should he go for a walk?"

"if not?"

"Does that mean you have to walk twice a day?"

"Look at its size."

"Does that mean I have to come for a walk QAQ?"

"if not?"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

"You don't want to take a walk?"

Lin Qingjiu didn't dare to refute: "I think so."

"Or you don't take a walk."

"Really! Are you going to return it? I love you my wife, my wife is the best qwq"

"I'll pack you back with it tomorrow, so it's cleaner."

"Wooooow, how can you compare me with a dog? Do I look like a dog!"

"Ah."

"Woooooo, it's not that I don't want to walk, I don't want to walk alone, my wife, woooooo, don't let me walk him by myself, can you walk with me?"

"To shut up."

"Woooooooo, wife, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow~"

The veins on his forehead were throbbing.

"When did I tell you to go for a walk by yourself?"

Lin Qingjiu: I feel bad.jpg

"It's [-]:[-], you've been moving around like a maggot about to evolve since [-] o'clock, I want to sleep well, I'm completely disturbed by you, Lin Qingjiu, you should know what I mean ?”

"My wife, QAQ, I'm sorry, I was wrong, my wife, my wife, my wife, next time I have a problem, I will definitely discuss it with you first, and I won't think about it myself, my wife, I was wrong~"

"three."

"Wife, please woo woo woo, my wife is late, woo woo, shall we sleep?"

"two."

The door slammed shut.

Then lock it.

A young man who was kicked out of the house with a pillow in his arms.

Lie helplessly on the sofa.

It didn't take long.

The cat son heard the sound.

It jumps on the couch.

Skilled and natural.

Patted Lin Qingjiu's head with the cat's paw.

in the night.

There seemed to be a sigh among the meowing.

Dad, why did you provoke him again?Still have to pick this big night, who will suffer if you don't suffer?

The next day.

Shen Jue was awakened by a physiological impulse.

Go to the bathroom to drain the water.

Go out with a glass of water.

I saw a person, a cat, and a dog hugging and sleeping on the sofa.

Gently.

He hooked his lips.

3. How to treat nosebleed?

There are always things that replenish blood at home.

these supplements.

Not long after each purchase.

It needs to be added again.

Nosebleeds are the only ones in the family.

Lin Qingjiu was also very wronged.

He also doesn't want to be like a pervert.

It was so easy to be tempted by Shen Dian without knowing it, and she got a nosebleed.

But there is no way.

I had earphones plugged in before.

Still can calm down.

Later the two got together.

If you want to kiss!

catch!

If you want to hold hands!

pull!

If you want to hug!

hug!

Logically speaking.

These behaviors can all be satisfied.

Desires should also be appeased.

Should not need to be stimulated again.

In fact.

His nosebleed symptoms.

So it eased for a while.

Unfortunately, the time limit is not enough.

Wait until the weather starts to heat up.

Out of control again.

The wife's delicate collarbone exposed outside the neckline.

A certain white T is too big.

Sometimes slipping uncontrollably.

Makes the wife's white shoulders accidentally exposed.

When the wife raised her hand.

The charming waistline looming in the hem of the shirt.

Can't think any more.

Imagine no more.

The nose is going to be wrong again.

Today is Sunday.

It was rare for Lin Qingjiu not to be with his wife at home.

A person went to the hospital to register.

He is secretive.

Sneaky look.

It was almost as if he was looking at some kind of male disease.

After half an hour.

Lin Qingjiu came out empty-handed.

Nothing happened.

No reason was found.

"If you are really worried, you might as well stay away from the things that make you have this symptom."

He said yes on the face.

I whispered something secretly in my heart.

quack.

"Honey, I'm back~ I bought a millefeuille, would you like to cut some for you now~"

Shen Zhuo just woke up.

Still a little confused.

The voice is soft.

"Ok?"

Like a tempting cotton candy.

Lin Qingjiu's movement of reaching out his hand could not have been faster.

Almost a knee-jerk reaction.

But this time not a drop of blood was shed.

He was pleasantly surprised.

Just put your hand away.

pat.

There is no martial arts at all.

Lin Qingjiu fell on Shen Zhuo's body.

"My wife, why don't you ask me why I go out?"

"Are you cheating?"

He sat up straight.

The result is insufficient blood flow.

Head dizzy.

The whole person nestled back limply again.

"How could I cheat! Wife, I won't cheat if you cheat! Ah bah! Neither of us will cheat! Wife, you can't cheat either!"

"Since you didn't cheat, why should I care where you go?"

Lin Qingjiu whimpered twice.

"You don't care about me at all."

"No! Wife, you must be trusting me so much because you are enough to trust me and ignore me! Wife, you are so kind~"

Shen Jue touched the watermark on his face with disgust.

"You can't even lick a dog."

"Honey, I was going to the hospital just now~"

Shen Zhuo stared for a moment.

Think of the attitude of this man when he came back.

Unknowingly, my heart relaxed.

"Go to the male department?"

"How is that possible! I'm normal! I'm going to see a nosebleed."

"You have a friend named Nosebleed?"

"My wife, you can tell cold jokes."

"Ah."

Lin Qingjiu was planning to tell the truth.

His eyes accidentally caught the reddish lips of the young man.

Gollum.

The sound of secretly swallowing saliva.

"The doctor said, I can't let this situation go any longer. If I continue to bleed like this, one day it will lead to irreversible problems in my body. So my wife, the doctor told me to fight the poison with fire and strike with precision."

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Shen Zhuo chopped off his head and served him Lin Qingjiu with rice.

"Fight poison with poison? Precise strike? Do you think you are acting in a martial arts drama?"

A certain man blushed and was out of breath.

"My wife, it's not that you don't understand me. I'm a scumbag in college. How can I remember the professional terms the doctor said, so I changed them to easy-to-understand words. That's not the point! The point is! The doctor asked me to ask for more Only by accepting stimulation can the disease be cured!"

"What's the name of the disease? Where's the medical record? Did you prescribe any medicine? What about it? Or do you want to say that when you went to a private clinic, the doctor gave you verbal advice?"

"..."

It's over.

Words were blocked.

Shen Zhuo looked at him coolly.

"I think you won't get better from your nosebleeds in this life, and I can't bear to see you bleeding all day long and finally causing irreversible problems. Why don't you do it like this."

The puppy's eyes glowed.

"I think it's good to break up. You go back to your own home. After the summer vacation is over, I will apply to change the dormitory. In this way, you don't have to see me, you don't have to be stimulated, and you don't have to suffer from your nose. Isn't it good?"

Lin Qingjiu knelt down with a bang.

"Woooooo my wife, I was wrong, I will never lie to you again, sorry, woooo, forgive me, I was deceived by lard, I am a fool, I am delusional, I am guilty, I apologize woooooo , I repent! Please forgive me!"

Shen Zhuo approached the person with a cold expression.

"The man has gold under his knees, I didn't ask you to apologize to me like this."

The wife has a scent.

He was dizzy just now.

I really don't have the spirit to recognize this.

It's fine now.

The nose is also clear.

That good smell.

Naturally, it got into the nasal cavity.

His wife's face is just a short distance away.

when speaking.

Lips move.

It looks great.

Lin Qingjiu lost his mind for a moment.

When you come back to your senses.

I found that I had put my lips together.

The color/batch that was fed a slap.

His face was swollen with satisfaction.

was left in the living room.

An unopened durian was thrown to the ground.

The beauty's eyes are better than ice.

"When will you kneel down this durian, and when will you get up for me again."

"QAQ wife, didn't you just say that I have gold under my knees?"

"To shut up!"

"hold head high."

Another sleepless night.

Lin Qingjiu's begging voice suddenly sounded in the quiet room.

"Honey, I can't sleep."

"My wife, you smell so sweet, I feel like I'm going to have a nosebleed again."

Shen Zhuo was hugged tightly by him.

Can't get away at all.

Lin Qingjiu couldn't sleep.

He was hugged like this.

How could it be possible to fall asleep?

"Do you want to go sleep on the sofa?"

Lin Qingjiu seemed to have made a decision before opening his mouth.

He let out a deep breath.

"Honey, I've grown up for a long time."

"We can do what couples should do."

It was he who said it.

In the darkness.

It was he who blushed too much.

"Look, my wife, we've held hands, hugged, and most importantly, kissed, so the last thing, let's finish it by the way, okay?"

"By the way?"

"It's really a coincidence. In fact, when I bought Melaleuca just now, I went to the supermarket next to the dessert shop to buy some snacks. It happened to be such a coincidence that they can draw a prize once when the store spends [-] yuan. It's such a coincidence. I'm lucky. That's a little bit, and you won the second prize."

Lin Qingjiu moved his head down.

Stick it on Shen Zhuo's side face.

"The second prize is a box of small umbrellas. It's free. I definitely want to take it, right? Now that I have it, I think we have to use it. Wife qwq, do you think what I said makes sense?"

"Ah."

Shit reasoning.

"Wife, woo woo woo, okay, I hug you to sleep every day, you don't know, I'm really about to get sick, I'm only in my early twenties woo woo, young, you can't let me I can’t lift it up, I’ve read the tutorial, I’ve been studying for the past few days, I promise you, it won’t hurt, okay, please, my wife, just once, just once Well~”

The voice just fell.

The thin lips could not wait to kiss the cool earlobe of the person in his arms.

Nibble lightly for a while.

Kiss up and down.

across the jaw.

Prints on corners of lips.

"Honey, if you don't speak, I'll take it as if you agreed~"

Shen Zhuo just wanted to say a word.

It was completely swallowed up by the hot lips of the young man.

Tonight's round moon.

Very bright.

Lin Qingjiu completely cured the nosebleed.

same.

Shen Jue suffered from an incurable disease of backache.

congratulations.

congratulations.

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