Yokai Divorce Office

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When Shen Qiuci walked out of the cave, he was blinded by the hot sunlight outside the cave.

He couldn't remember how long he'd been asleep, but the feeling of physical renewal told him he hadn't seen sunlight in a long time.

She was dressed in a plain white robe, three thousand black hair fell on her bare ankles along her slender waistline, and her fair face was even more pale in the hot sun.

It was an extremely good-looking man, with long eyebrows and phoenix eyes, and delicate but handsome features.

Sensing something approaching quietly, Shen Qiuci raised his hand, only to find that the spell was restricted.

There is an enchantment around here, but it is an enchantment specially aimed at demons.

The person or demon who set up the enchantment must have a high level of cultivation.

Shen Qiuci frowned, could it be that someone wanted to arrest him?

Shen Qiuci wanted to turn his head, but found that his neck was stiff and unable to move.

And at this moment, three people dressed strangely came up to him, stood in three directions, and surrounded Shen Qiuci at the entrance of the cave.

One of them was facing him with a bronze mirror with a half-human height and simple patterns in his arms.

The mirror reflected the sunlight on Shen Qiuci's face, making him squint his eyes.

"Don't be afraid, we belong to the demon administration." Just when Shen Qiuci was about to activate the spell forcefully, the middle-aged man in the middle with two circles hanging from his eyes shouted, "We are not Bad guy."

Shen Qiuci moved a step to the side, staggered the light refracted by the bronze mirror, and looked at the three people in front of him.

Yes, they are not bad people, because they are not human beings in the first place.

The man in the middle with two circles hanging over his eyes is a wolf demon, and the one holding the bronze mirror beside him is a rabbit demon. The woman in the end has no original body, she looks like a human, but there are two furry beasts on her head. The plush ears should be a half-demon, the child of a human and a fox.

Shen Qiuci didn't feel threatened, and they seemed to have no malicious intentions.

Shen Qiu sat down on the big rock at the entrance of the cave with his robe in his robes, his ankle-length hair was scattered behind him, making him look like a cartoon character walking out of a picture scroll.

"What is the Demon Governance?" Maybe it was because he hadn't spoken for many years, Shen Qiuci's voice was a little hoarse, but he could tell that his voice was very nice.

Seeing that Shen Qiuci didn't look like he was going to resist, the wolf demon heaved a sigh of relief, "Looking at your outfit, you should have been hiding from the world for a long time. The demon management office is a place to manage monsters. It is equivalent to a human yamen. Register, implement supervision, understand?"

Shen Qiuci nodded slowly, "So it's Chengze Mansion."

"Do you know Chengze Mansion?" The wolf demon clapped his hands, "Yes, the predecessor of the Demon Management Bureau was Chengze Mansion during the Longping period."

Chengze Mansion was established more than 1000 years ago during the Longping period. At that time, Chengze Mansion was not formal and unacceptable. It was the period of the Republic of China that really got on the right track.

After the current director of the Demon Management Bureau took office, he made drastic reforms and signed a contract with humans to officially change the name of Chengze Mansion to the Demon Management Bureau, and set up demon management offices in each area.

The wolf demon is the head of the demon management office in this area.

"Know some." Shen Qiuci nodded, raised his slender white fingers and pointed, "But maybe it's been too long, and some things can't be remembered clearly." Or maybe it's just waking up, and some memories haven't recovered yet, It used to be like this every time he woke up, and it took a while to slowly remember the past, after all, he had lived for too long.

"It's okay, as long as you know it." Seeing that Shen Qiuci knew about Chengze Mansion, Director Wolf breathed a sigh of relief, and it gave him a headache every time he popularized common sense with these monsters who had just entered the world.

"What's your name?" Director Wolf asked.

"Shen Qiuci, the autumn of the autumn wind, farewell speech."

After motioning to Miss Banyao to record her name, Director Wolf turned his head to look at Rabbit Demon holding the bronze mirror, "Did you see it?"

The rabbit demon turned the half-human tall bronze mirror in his hand to show Director Wolf, a pure white kitten lying there in the bronze mirror, cute and cute, making people want to masturbate a handful.

"So it's a little cat demon, how old is it?" After seeing Yuan, who had no offensive power in the bronze mirror, Director Lang became more vigilant, and his tone softened.

Little cat demon?

Shen Qiuci Weizheng, when did he become a little cat demon?

That being the case, let's be a cat first.

Before Shen Qiuci could reply, the rabbit demon let out a "huh".

The bronze mirror may have been in disrepair for a long time and was unresponsive. At this time, it slowly showed the age of the little cat demon.

Original body: An ordinary domestic white cat.

Life experience: None.

Age: [-]-[-] years old.

Strength value: one star.

Suitability to enter human living areas: Yes (99%).

The bronze mirror of the Demon Management Bureau was personally designed by the current director of the Demon Management Bureau. You can check the monster's original body, age, force value, work done after turning into a human, etc., and then calculate whether the monster is suitable for you after careful calculation. Humans live together.

And Shen Qiuci's percentage in the mirror is 90.00%.

Director Lang's eyes were full of surprises. One was that Shen Qiuci really didn't look like he was over 1000 years old.

More than 1000 years old is not big, but it is not small. Demon management offices, especially those in remote towns like theirs, have not seen demons over [-] years old for a long time. The main reason is that the problem of environmental pollution is becoming more and more severe. , There are fewer and fewer places where monsters can practice, and many monsters can't improve their cultivation, so their lifespan is also greatly reduced.

He himself is only over 800 years old.

Moreover, Shen Qiuci's original body was a very cute kitten, which made it hard to imagine that this was a thousand-year-old demon.

Of course, for monsters, age cannot be judged by appearance, so let's not mention this for now.

What surprised Director Lang even more was that Shen Qiuci's percentage was as high as 90.00%.

As the director of the Demon Management Bureau under the Demon Management Bureau, Director Wolf has never seen such a high percentage in all these years, and even the director of the Demon Management Bureau himself is only 90.00%.

"Have you ever lived among human beings?" Shen Qiuci's biography says nothing, and the files of monsters were only standardized after the founding of the People's Republic of China, so if Shen Qiuci has not registered with the Demon Management Office, it will There will be no biographical records.

"I lived in Longping for a few years." Shen Qiuci propped his cheek with one hand, his posture was a bit weird, "So what year and month is it now?"

The director of the wolf did the math, "I guess you don't understand the year and month. It's almost 1000 years since the year of Longping."

"1000 years?" Shen Qiuci murmured in a daze, "Is it so long?"

"I can't see that you are more than 1000 years old. What have you been doing all these years?" Director Wolf asked again.

More than 1000 years old?Shen Qiuci took a few glances at that bronze mirror, and this bronze mirror seemed to be somewhat familiar, they must have seen their age and original body on it.

"Fall asleep." Shen Qiuci said.

Director Wolf saw that Shen Qiuci kept his back straight when he spoke, his neck didn't move, and his eyes rolled a few times, he couldn't help being curious, "Is there anything wrong with your body?"

Shen Qiuci still looked at the front in a strange posture, and his black eyes glanced in the direction of the director of the wolf, "It's okay, it's just because I slept for too long, so I have a stiff neck." When Shen Qiuci fell asleep in the past, no matter how long he slept I have never had a stiff neck, but this time I felt unable to move my neck when I woke up. Maybe it was because of the wrong posture before going to bed?

He used to find the most comfortable position when he fell asleep, after all, he would sleep for a long time, but this time he couldn't remember how he fell asleep.

"Stiff neck." Director Lang's eyes lit up, and he enthusiastically recommended, "Let me tell you, there is a massage master in the east of our town who is especially good at treating stiff neck. He straightened my stiff neck several times. You go and see him."

"Can a thousand-year-old stiff neck be straightened?" Shen Qiuci turned around and looked at Director Lang with his head tilted.

Director Wolf: "...I don't know...you can try it." Maybe it can bring business to others, after all, it is a stiff neck for thousands of years.

"How long have you been sleeping?" asked the director of the wolf.

"From the time of Longping to the present." Shen Qiuci said.

"Ah?" The rabbit demon couldn't help exclaiming, "You slept for 1000 years?"

Miss Banyao also opened her mouth wide in surprise. She thought that Shen Qiuci's talk about the thousand-year stiff neck was just a joke, but it turned out to be true.

It is normal for some monsters to sleep for hundreds of years, but this is too long.

"You're good enough to sleep. After sleeping for 1000 years, you still gave your neck a stiff neck." Director Wolf couldn't help but said.

"It's not bad." Shen Qiuci said, "The quality of my sleep has always been pretty good." Shen Qiuci was telling the truth, he had tried to sleep for 2000 years before, but he didn't seem to have a stiff neck at that time.

Director Wolf: "..."

This is more than 1000 years old, and I slept for 1000 years, and... I really didn't take time as time.

A little cat demon who has been sleeping for thousands of years, has a 90.00% compatibility rate with human beings, has a very low force value, everything is normal, and there is nothing wrong with it.

Although this bronze mirror is an old item eliminated by the Demon Management Bureau, there has never been a mistake. All the demon management offices trust this bronze mirror. After all, it is something invented by the director himself. So far, the error rate is very low, approaching none.

"Okay, you can go with us." Director Wolf said.

"Where are you going?" Shen Qiuci asked.

"Go to the WTO training institution for monsters to receive training."

Shen Qiuci: "..." I don't understand.

but……

"Is there food there? I'm hungry."

"Yes, do you have a big appetite?"

"Not big." Shen Qiuci said and got up and followed the three monsters down the mountain.

The bare feet made a crisp sound on the dead branches.

"That's fine." Director Wolf said with emotion, "If you eat a lot, it will be very hard to make money and live by yourself in the future."

"Huh?" Shen Qiuci didn't understand why.

Director Wolf looked at Shen Qiuci's beautiful eyes that were as clear as clear water. It was a beautiful kitten who looked ignorant of the world. Kitten period.

Poor, you have to make a living at a young age.

"Do you have any parents or relatives?" the rabbit demon interjected.

"No." Shen Qiuci shook his head, he was very sure of this.

"Hey, another demon without the protection of parents and relatives." Miss Ban Yao felt very sympathetic. These days, without parents and relatives, let alone buying a house, even renting a house is a problem.

"Do you have a wife or a husband?" Director Wolf felt like he was talking nonsense after asking. He was a little cat demon who had slept for 1000 years. Even if he had a wife or husband 1000 years ago, so many years have passed.

What's more, 1000 years ago, it was still a kitten, how could it be possible to get married.

Shen Qiuci didn't understand the word "husband", but he understood the word "wife".

He doesn't have a wife, but it seems...

"I seem to have a husband-in-law." Shen Qiuci said suddenly.

"Huh?" The three demons looked at him at the same time, "You were married... no, married?"

Shen Qiuci stiffened his neck and tried hard to recall, there seemed to be a big wedding scene in his memory, a man wearing a bright red robe, holding his hand, and then...

The man stood in front of the door with his hands behind his back, threw him a piece of He Li book, and said in a cold voice: "You go, I hope that we will never see each other again in this life."

The heavy door was slowly closed in front of Shen Qiuci until the man's back could no longer be seen.

Shen Qiuci's head hurt from thinking about it, and he didn't remember who he married and how he was kicked out.

"...It seems that they have reconciled again." Shen Qiuci said.

"Oh..." The three demons sighed at the same time, looked at Shen Qiuci with sparkling eyes at the same time, and asked, "Is your Heli husband-in-law a human or a demon?"

"Huh?" Shen Qiuci frowned even tighter, it's been too long, it's really hard to remember some things.

"The Demon Management Bureau has now established a divorce office. If your husband-in-law is still alive, he must have accumulated a lot of money over the years. According to the new regulations, you can claim your share of property." Rabbit Yao said Suggestion, "You just woke up, don't know that the world has changed now, and being a monster is very difficult. You have nothing, and I'm afraid you will sleep on the street by then."

"Don't mislead the little cat." Miss Banyao slapped the rabbit on the head, "Have you read the new regulations issued by the divorce office? The property acquired by his ex-husband in these years belongs to the post-divorce property. He is He has no right to share, what he can share is the joint income of the husband and wife during the marriage."

"That's right." The rabbit demon rubbed his head, thought for a while and asked again, "Then when you reconciled, did your husband-in-law give you a share of the property? If you didn't give it to you at the beginning, you can sue him now."

Miss Banyao nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, you can have this." Ever since she saw Shen Qiuci's original body in the bronze mirror, she has loved this cute dog who has slept for 1000 years and even put herself in a stiff neck The little kitten is full of love and affection.

Of course, the premise is to ignore his age of more than 1000 years.

Shen Qiuci couldn't understand what they were talking about about the divorce office, but from their few words, he could roughly understand what they were talking about.

"No need." Shen Qiuci shook his head, "He should be a human being, and he is probably buried in the ground, so please don't bother me."