Yokai Divorce Office

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After Long Yi confirmed that there was nothing wrong with Shen Qiuci, he turned his head to look at the young man again, and smiled coldly: "It's quite capable, and there is even a jammer."

The little white fox gritted his teeth at Long Yi, "That's right, you think you're powerful because you're the director of the Bureau of Demon Control, but just breaking the barrier is like shit in my eyes."

Long Yi squinted his eyes, and took out a bronze mirror from his pocket to look at it. It was just a little fox over 400 years old, but his force value was quite high. Anyone with such a high force value had to go to the Demon Control Bureau for special registration.

Apparently this little fox didn't.

"You are wrong." Shen Qiuci walked out from behind Long Yi, and said to the little white fox, "Your logic is flawed, he is not powerful because he is the director of the Bureau of Demon Management, but because he is powerful. .”

Long Yi glanced at Shen Qiuci in surprise, this kitten was actually defending him, could it be that he has always been his little fan?

Long Yi instantly felt relieved, if he had a tail now, he would definitely have to shake it.

"I don't care what he does." The little white fox looked around quietly, looking for the best escape route while talking, "The enchantment is useless to me."

When the little white fox said this, he sprinted forward with both feet on his feet. Shen Qiuci watched him collide with Zhu Hui who ran out, and the two fell backwards at the same time.

"I'll fuck you..." The little white fox reacted quickly, and the moment his back hit the ground, he quickly rolled up and planned to run again.

The black baton landed on his back in good time, the sudden heat made the little white fox's back straighten instantly, and he didn't dare to move for a while, for fear that Long Yi's excitement would burn the hair on his back again.

"What are you doing?" Zhu Hui got up from the ground, pointed at Long Yi and said sharply, "Who are you? Why do you beat someone?"

Long Yi stared at Zhu Hui, just now he followed Zhu Hui all the way into the farm, before he got close to her, he found the little white fox lying on the deck chair and eating watermelon.

The little white fox might have a guilty conscience, when he saw the uniform on Long Yi, before Long Yi found out, he jumped up and wanted to run away, but was kicked out by Long Yi mercilessly.

Long Yi took off the handcuffs from his waist and handcuffed the little white fox, "I'm from the Monster Management Bureau. Now I suspect that you two have violated the rules of monster behavior. Come with me back to the bureau."

Fairy Bureau?

Zhu Hui's face was a little ugly.

"What did I do?" The little white fox struggled with staring eyes, "Why do you handcuff me, so that other demons can see that I still want to live?"

"Yo, why are you so proud?" Long Yi clicked his tongue, picked up his phone and took a few photos of the little white fox, "If I can't control your mouth anymore, I'll post it on the Internet for you."

Long Yi turned off the camera and made another phone call to the demon management office in the jurisdiction.

The more the little white fox struggled, the tighter the handcuffs became, and finally he couldn't move his hand.

Then the little white fox calmed down a bit.

Only now did Zhu Hui see Shen Qiuci, and she couldn't believe it: "Are you following me?"

"En." Shen Qiuci nodded and admitted.

Zhu Hui: "..."

Is it really okay for you to be so straightforward?

What should she say next?

Zhu Hui stopped talking for a while.

Shen Qiuci looked at the little white fox for a long time, and he was almost certain that it was not the nine-tailed fox he remembered, and seeing Long Yi's attitude, this little white fox was naturally not the nine-tailed fox that saved him.

Shen Qiuci sighed in disappointment, Long Yi heard his sigh, looked at him, "What's wrong?"

Shen Qiuci did not expect Long Yi to be so sensitive. He never told Long Yi that he also knew a nine-tailed fox, which would easily reveal his real age. In desperation, Shen Qiuci said: "He is not a dragon at first sight." I feel disappointed for the Dragon Bureau, the person the Bureau is looking for."

Seeing Shen Qiuci's sincere eyes, Long Yi suddenly felt that this is some kind of peerless and kind kitten, and he was even disappointed because of him.

"It's just a flattery." The little white fox showed a disgusted expression, "It's really embarrassing."

Shen Qiuci: "..."

Shen Qiuci didn't speak, opened the car door and took a roll of tape from Long Yi's car. The tape happened to be on the back seat, and Shen Qiuci happened to see it from the rearview mirror when he looked at Amber.

"What are you doing?" The little white fox looked at Shen Qiuci vigilantly, shrinking back, "Then who, aren't you from the Demon Control Bureau? You don't care about lynching in front of the police?"

Before Long Yi could say anything, Shen Qiuci had strode up to the little white fox, and with a cold face, he told Long Yi, "Press him down."

Long Yi seemed to be a conditioned reflex and directly pressed the little white fox to the ground with both hands.

Shen Qiuci followed his instructions smoothly, Long Yi did it quickly, and only after finishing did he realize that he was really obedient.

Shen Qiuci tore off the tape and directly blocked the little white fox's mouth, and whispered in his ear: "I don't like others to expose me when I'm flattering."

The little white fox's eyes widened, what the hell, he looked so non-human, this is a master pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.

However, he was speechless at this time, and the tape was made of unknown material, it was very tight.

The people from the Demon Management Office came very quickly. When they heard that it was the Dragon Bureau who called in person, they dared not neglect, even the director came.

The director of the department was sweating profusely, trembling: "Such a big incident happened in my jurisdiction. It was my negligence in duty, which made Dragon Bureau bother."

The little white fox was speechless, what a big deal?Why doesn't he know?

"Search this farm, investigate it, and submit a report later."

"Okay, Dragon Bureau."

Long Yi threw the little white fox onto the back seat, Shen Qiuci opened the other car door, and made a gesture of invitation to Zhu Hui.

Zhu Hui had self-knowledge, knowing that she couldn't beat her, so she could only sit on it angrily.

The little white fox's hands were handcuffed, his mouth was sealed, and he leaned there for a long time without getting up. Zhu Hui stretched out his hand to help him, but the little white fox shrank away from her hand and shook his head violently, as if he was a little repelled by Zhu Hui. touch.

Zhu Hui pursed her mouth, lowered her head and did not speak.

After Long Yi and Shen Qiuci got into the car, Long Yi drove back. Shen Qiuci looked in the rearview mirror and saw the little white fox staring at him.

"What's his name?" Shen Qiuci asked.

No one spoke.

Shen Qiuci turned and looked at Zhu Hui, "What's his name?"

Zhu Hui was still angry with Shen Qiuci for following her, and didn't want to answer the conversation at first, but when she saw Shen Qiuci's eyes, for some reason, half of her anger disappeared, "He said his name is Bai Xiaoshuai."

handsome?

Long Yi couldn't help complaining: "Why aren't you called Bai Jushuai?"

"Hmmmm." Bai Xiaoshuai reacted distantly when he heard this.

Shen Qiuci translated in time, "Ju Long, he said it's up to you."

Bai Xiaoshuai: "..." Suddenly he forgot what he wanted to say just now.

This man deserves a beating too much, Bai Xiaoshuai secretly made up his mind that when he goes out, he must kneel down and call him daddy.

"How did you two know each other?" Long Yi asked.

Zhu Hui didn't speak, but rolled her eyes, and suddenly leaned forward, and slowly put her hands on Long Yi's car seat.

Long Yi who was driving was not unconscious, so the people behind him were naturally aware of his sudden approach.

Long Yi looked at Zhu Hui from the rearview mirror, this was the first time he looked at Zhu Hui so carefully today.

With nose and eyes, she is a woman.

Zhu Hui and Long Yi's eyes met, smiling, and at the same time, an indescribable smell suddenly appeared in the car.

Say it smells good, it's a bit pungent, say it smells bad, it also has some strange aroma.

If I have to describe it, it is the taste of inferior perfume.

This is the smell emitted by Zhu Hui, the pig demon, practicing the charm technique.

Bai Xiaoshuai simply rolled his eyes when he smelled it, and covered his nose with his handcuffed hands, it smelled so damn bad.

Seeing this scene, Shen Qiuci pursed his lips, and played tricks on Long Yi?

Although Shen Qiuci really wanted to see Long Yi's reaction, if Long Yi was really confused and was seen by Bai Xiaoshuai, the face of the director of the Bureau of Demon Management would be lost somewhere.

Seeing that Long Yi healed his neck, invited him to dinner, and gave him amber, Shen Qiuci decided to help him.

Shen Qiuci glanced at Long Yi. Although Long Yi was driving very steadily, his eyes kept looking at Zhu Hui in the rearview mirror without blinking. Maybe he was really tricked.

Shen Qiuci stretched out his hand to press the car window, and took advantage of the gap to flick his finger.

Along with Shen Qiuci's movement was Long Yi's black baton, which suddenly flew into the air, and hit Zhu Hui's hand that was slowly trying to caress Long Yi's shoulder as if it had eyes.

"Ah..." Zhu Hui screamed and fell back on the seat.

Long Yi frowned, not because of Zhu Hui, but because the smell of inferior perfume in the car was concealed by a faint cold fragrance, this fragrance is like a clear spring in a mountain stream, like a white plum covered in snow in winter, it makes people feel refreshed Refreshing, refreshing.

Seeing Zhu Hui who was being beaten mercilessly by the baton, Shen Qiuci shrank silently. It was because he was unnecessary and underestimated Long Yi's concentration.

"This fox taught you your charm technique?" Long Yi took a deep breath of the strange fragrance, "Is this the only skill?"

Zhu Hui: "..."

I don't know if I should say a bad word or not.

Long Yi snorted coldly, "If I ask you now, if you want to talk later, I won't listen."

Although not all monsters have seen the Director of the Monster Management Bureau, but definitely all monsters have heard the name of the Director of the Monster Management Bureau.

The five words "Director of the Demon Control Bureau" sound ordinary, but if you use the ancient language to describe it, it means the existence of the "King of Demons".

Zhu Hui was frightened by another merciless beating just now, so she whispered: "He taught it, he is my master, but what he taught is not good at all, it doesn't work at all." She She charms Shen Qiuci, but Shen Qiuci ignores her, she charms Long Yi, and Long Yi beats her with a baton.

She is so difficult.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuu..." Bai Xiaoshuai was unhappy, and kept "Uuuuuu" with his eyes wide open.

Shen Qiuci felt that he should be given a chance to speak, so he turned around and stretched out his hand to remove the tape on his mouth

"Don't say I teach, I'm not your master, I don't have such a stupid apprentice as you." Bai Xiaoshuai started to shoot as soon as his mouth was free again.

"We are mutual benefit and mutual benefit."

"How dare you learn like this, you're so stupid, and dare to say that I can't teach well."

"Don't say you recognize me when you go out, I'm ashamed."

"Is there something wrong with your brain? You tricked the director of the Bureau of Demon Control, are you a pig?"

"I forgot, you are a pig, no wonder you are so stupid..."

……

Bai Xiaoshuai couldn't stop scolding, Shen Qiuci was tired of listening, so he put the tape back on him.

"Mmmmmmm..." Bai Xiaoshuai stared at Shen Qiuci like he wanted to eat him.

Shen Qiuci took out his mobile phone to check Baidu, and then turned to him, "Look, pork chops are ranked eighth in the world's animal IQ rankings, and you can't even make the list."

Bai Xiaoshuai almost couldn't catch his breath: "..." This is so irritating.

Long Yi was curious about the IQ ranking of animals, so he couldn't help asking, "Where is the cat ranked?"

Shen Qiuci was stunned for a moment when he heard the words, then glanced at him indifferently, turned around and sat down, and said with a dull face: "Please Longju drive hard."

Long Yi coughed lightly and scratched his neck.

He got it, and the cat wasn't on the list either.

Long Yi first sent Shen Qiuci back to the divorce office, and after stopping the car, Long Yi got out of the car and stood talking with Shen Qiuci at the side of the road.

"Today, I will take them back to the Demon Management Bureau to interrogate Bai Xiaoshuai and Zhu Hui. Tomorrow, I will find someone to send you the transcripts. You should send a message to Director Gu and deal with their divorce as soon as possible. Don't delay. .”

"Okay." Shen Qiuci nodded, "Thank you Long Ju for sending me back."

"You're welcome." Long Yi turned around to get into the car, Shen Qiuci suddenly remembered that he was still wearing Long Yi's coat.

"Dragon Game." Shen Qiuci hastily called out to Long Yi.

"What?" Long Yi turned around.

Shen Qiuci took off his coat and hesitated when he wanted to return it to Long Yi, "If you're not in a hurry to wear it, I'll wash it and return it to you."

"No need to wash." Long Yi directly reached out and took the coat from Shen Qiuci's hand.

A faint cold fragrance hits the face, just like the smell in the car just now.

Long Yi Weizheng, the fragrance actually came from Shen Qiuci.

When the car drove out, the window on the rear seat was lowered, and Bai Xiaoshuai gave Shen Qiuci the middle finger with his handcuffed hands.

Shen Qiuci raised his hand slightly, Bai Xiaoshuai only felt a chill on his forehead, thought it was raining, he couldn't help but looked up, the scorching sun didn't look like it was raining.

When Shen Qiuci returned to the office, Director Gu was leading everyone to a meeting. Zhao Chao and Hua Rong went to the bank to check the 50 yuan. It was exactly as Shen Qiuci asked from Zhu Hui. The money was not from Zhu Hui. Yes, but Zhu Simao borrowed it from a friend. When Zhu Hui married Zhu Simao, both of them were poor and white. Zhu Simao's business just failed. At that time, although Zhu Hui was live broadcasting, but because of her ordinary appearance and introverted personality, So if it is not popular, all the money earned is given to the platform, and I have no income.

The next step is to find out whether it is true that Zhu Simao and Zhu Hui had an affair with each other.

Shen Qiuci talked about what happened in the afternoon, and Director Gu slapped the table, "This is really God's help, now the couple are in the Demon Management Bureau, and Police Officer Zhao and Qiu Ci will go to the Demon Management Bureau tomorrow. Find out if this handsome Bai is Zhu Hui's lover."

"Long Ju said that he will send someone to send the transcript tomorrow." Shen Qiuci said.

"You guys should go there, we still need Zhu Hui's signature."

Shen Qiuci nodded in response, although in his opinion there is 90.00% nothing to do between Bai Xiaoshuai and Zhu Hui, but Long Ju is right, in their line of work, the evidence must be presented in front of the judge. There are no such vague words as "think, should, maybe, almost, maybe".

"Hua Rong and He Lian, both of you check Zhu Simao's private life to see if he had any ambiguities with other women during his marriage." Director Gu said.

"But director, if human beings say it is cheating in marriage, they must have evidence, such as open room evidence, video evidence, and audio recording evidence. Now things have happened. If there is no such evidence, it is impossible to say in court. It's established." Huarong said suddenly.

Hearing Huarong's words, everyone froze for a moment, as if it was true.

Except for Shen Qiuci, the rest of the people have lived in the modern society for a long time, so they still know a little about human divorce. After all, it is often shown on TV, and what Hua Rong said seems to be the same.

Director Gu thought for a while, then waved his hand, "Investigate first, I will discuss this matter with the director, after all, we are monsters, some things can be faked by human beings, but there is no sophistry for us monsters." .”

The next day, Shen Qiuci and Zhao Chao came to the Demon Management Bureau again. As soon as they entered the yard of the Demon Management Bureau, Shen Qiuci saw a small pink car. One-half, in a sea of ​​white and black cars, this little pink car is particularly conspicuous.

Shen Qiuci remembered that he seemed to have seen such a car at the entrance of the divorce office that day, but the car was driving very fast at that time, so he only glanced at it and didn't look carefully. Looking closer now, he thinks this small car is quite interesting.

Seeing that Shen Qiuci had been looking at the small car, Zhao Chao asked, "Don't tell me you like it?"

"Huh?" Shen Qiuci didn't understand why.

Zhao Chaoyi's expression was indescribable, and he hesitated to speak. To have the same taste as that phoenix is ​​either a miracle or a mental retardation.

When the two walked into the office of the Demon Control Bureau, someone greeted them, "Captain Zhao, why are you here? The director asked me to send the transcript before he left."

Zhao Chao seemed to be a bit wrong when he heard the voice, "Where's the chief? Are you not in the bureau?"

"Lead the team out on a mission."

"What mission?" Zhao Chao was instantly excited, "Where is it? I'm going to join in the fun too. What are you catching? Abnormal or robbery?"

"Hide the child and don't want to send it to kindergarten." The man said,

"..." Zhao Chao was speechless, "Whenever this kind of thing needs to be attended by the director himself, what do the sub-district offices below do?"

"The director is also annoyed by Su Yang. Since the director came back yesterday, Su Yang has been nagging in front of the director. This morning, the director wanted to hide from Su Yang and go out on a mission. Su Yang had already prepared for it. He was caught in the chief's car, so he had no choice but to take him with him."

"This Su Yang is really annoying. Sooner or later, he will make the chief anxious." Zhao Chao complained.

"Okay, you guys wait here for a while, I'll let them take the time to sort it out and bring it to you."

"Sit wherever there is no one else." Seeing that Shen Qiuci seemed a little restrained, the policeman enthusiastically said.

"Okay, thank you." Shen Qiuci looked around, there were several empty tables in the room, and he didn't know anyone, so he simply sat down at the nearest table.

Zhao Chao saw Shen Qiuci sitting down in Su Yang's place, and it was too late to stop him.

But don't tell Shen Qiuci to wake up, if that turtle-haired phoenix finds out when he comes back, Shen Qiuci will definitely suffer.

Zhao Chao felt that since he brought Shen Qiuci here, he must be responsible for Shen Qiuci, so he walked over and planned to ask Shen Qiuci to sit somewhere else.

"Captain Zhao..." Someone called out, "Come here, there are beauties."

Beauty?

Zhao Chao instantly disappeared.

Su Yang's desk is very messy, there are all kinds of snacks, hairspray, mask, mirror, and all kinds of strange things that Shen Qiuci has never seen.

Naturally, Shen Qiuci wouldn't move the things on other people's desks, but just sat there bored.

Just when Shen Qiuci was about to get up and look around, he accidentally touched the mouse. The computer on standby turned on the screen, and the screen saver showed a little phoenix with colorful feathers.

The little phoenix stood on one foot, with the other foot on a stone, with its head held high.

That haughty form, the look in his eyes looking down on the world, is simply extremely arrogant.

Shen Qiuci couldn't help laughing, although the little phoenix is ​​full of momentum, but this little phoenix is ​​really too small, like a child who steals an adult's shoes, extremely cute.

There is also a line of words written next to Little Phoenix: Who dares to poach the corner of my lord's wall, I will kill him.