Yokai Divorce Office

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Red candles, silk, lanterns, wedding cakes...

... are all needed for a big wedding.

Long Yi raised his eyes, and saw a person lying on the couch, gently shaking a folding fan in one hand, and flipping the pages of a book on his lap with the other.

"Look at the list, why are you looking at me?" Shen Qiu said without raising his head.

"Look at you." Long Yi realized that what he said was not what he wanted to say at this moment. In other words, although he was in this body, the words and actions of this body were beyond his control. of.

Shen Qiuci raised his eyebrows slightly, propped his chin with a book and stared at him, "Young Master Long..."

Before Shen Qiu finished speaking, Long Yi had already kissed him.

Long Yi can't control this body, but he has all the senses.

Shen Qiuci's lips were soft, with a bit of coolness, and a sweet taste, as if he had just eaten some dessert.

Shen Qiuci did not hide, and catered to Long Yi's kiss, the two were familiar and intimate.

"My lord... ah..." A childish voice sounded, "Can you pay attention, I am still a child."

Long Yi turned his head and glanced, only to see the young Su Yang walking over with a tail as big as a cattail fan, "My lord, I still don't think you should marry him, wait until I grow up, we The two got married, no matter what, I am only a phoenix, and I must look better than him."

The next moment, Long Yi strode over, grabbed Su Yang by the tail and picked him up, "Stop talking nonsense, I'll stew you in the pot, I haven't eaten phoenix meat yet."

Su Yang stared at the two short legs and shouted: "My lord, take care of him, why are you still bullying children..."

"Xiao Yang..." Shen Qiuci looked at Su Yang with his chin resting on his face, and smiled, "I've never eaten phoenix meat either."

Su Yang immediately became aggrieved, so aggrieved that tears filled his eyes: "My lord, you have changed, and you have learned badly from this person."

Shen Qiuci smiled without saying a word.

Long Yi looked over, the two met their gazes, Long Yi felt his heart palpitate, was about to step forward, his eyes turned, and the scene changed again.

The courtyard was decorated with lights and festoons, and red candles were flickering. He and Shen Qiuci were both wearing bright red wedding dresses. They stood in front of the incense table and looked at each other.

The two bowed and saluted.

Long Yi was still engrossed in the kiss in the last illusion, but the worship at this time made him feel that his feet were empty and he didn't know where he was.

"Second obeisance..." Xiao Fenghuang paused after shouting here, how could he obeisance without Gao Tang?

"Second worship to all things." Shen Qiuci accepted the words with a smile.

Long Yi felt the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and heard his own voice say: "Okay, I will worship the world."

"Husband and wife worship each other." Little Phoenix's voice was high, with undisguised joy.

Looking at the handsome man standing in front of him under the red shirt, Long Yi's heart skipped a beat.

Kneeling down to salute, Long Yi stretched out his hand to hold the hand of the person opposite when he got up.

"Licheng, send it to the bridal chamber."

Red candles, fine wine, gauze curtains, red silk...

A slender waist, misty black eyes, a faint smell of wine...

Burning breath, instinctive movements...

Long Yi is in this body, although he can't move, but the owner of the body seems to know what he thinks, every move is according to his mind.

"Zhizhi..."

"Aci..."

……

Qi Meng struggled and ran out of the office, and closed the door. Before the door was closed tightly, he saw Shen Qiuci holding hands with Long Yi.

Qi Meng leaned against the door and panted heavily, his face pale. As a long-lived dream-eating tapir, he had never been occupied by anyone in his dreams.

No, once.

However, that was a long, long time ago, so long that he had forgotten what that person looked like.

When Anping went upstairs, he saw Qi Meng sitting on the ground, sweating profusely, with his tail drooping there, as if he had experienced a big battle.

"What's the matter?" Anping walked over in three steps at a time, feeling unbelievable that the dream-eating tapir was forced to almost reveal its original shape, and it was impossible for this to happen in a heavily guarded place like the Demon Control Bureau.

Qi Meng waved his hands feebly, he didn't even have the strength to speak.

It took me a long time to squeeze out a few words between my teeth: "It's okay, the dragon bureau is inside..."

Qi Meng simply lay on the ground panting heavily, his eyes were a little out of focus.

Seeing that Qi Meng didn't seem to be in any danger, Anping breathed a sigh of relief, but he heard that the dragon bureau was inside, where is it?

In Qi Meng's office?

Generally no one wants to go to Qi Meng's office, unless...

The Dragon Bureau fell into a dream.

Then why is Qi Meng outside?

Anping thought a lot. Although he was curious, he didn't ask any questions. He just took out a white porcelain bottle from the pocket of his white coat, poured a black pill from it, and stuffed it into Qi Meng's mouth.

After Qi Meng swallowed it, he breathed a long sigh of relief: "It won't be poisonous, right?"

"It's really poisonous, it will disappear in half an hour, think about your last words now." Anping stood up and stretched, "I'm leaving, send me a message after you die, I'll be a good person, come and collect your body .”

"Get out..." Qi Meng felt better after taking Anping's pill, and slowly sat up and leaned against the door. He is now full of curiosity about this Mr. Shen Qiuci.

Shen Qiuci stood in the courtyard with red lanterns behind his back, and the little phoenix was dangling upside down on the tree, muttering in his mouth: "My lord is married, my lord is married..."

Shen Qiuci smiled, raised his hand and tapped Little Phoenix's forehead, the half-sized boy hanging on the tree trembled, raised his hand to touch his forehead, then looked up at the sky: "It's going to rain Yet?"

Shen Qiuci stepped into the wedding room with the big red happy letter on it. Under the dim candlelight, two people were entwined on the wedding bed.

"..."

Shen Qiuci stood there in a daze, his whole body was a little stiff.

To be honest, he didn't expect to see this scene before coming in.

The face of the person with his eyes closed on the bed was familiar yet unfamiliar, a face he couldn't usually see, only when he looked in the mirror.

Shen Qiuci's face turned red all of a sudden.

The scene was too intense, something he had never experienced or thought about with his only memory.

Some strange things rushed into my mind unexpectedly.

……

If it was placed on someone else, Shen Qiuci would not mind watching it, but the face on the person on the bed was his own, so he really couldn't stand it anymore.

And the dream time is limited, he can't wait too long.

Shen Qiuci coughed lightly, and shouted: "Long Ju..."

The person who was immersed in unspeakable excitement and joy heard these two words, as if a basin of cold water had been poured on his head, he suddenly woke up, and then a strong force hit him, and he fell from the bed onto the ground. land.

But the two people on the bed were not affected, they still kissed passionately.

Long Yi was short of breath and didn't know where he was for a while, but he slowly came back to his senses after a while, and when he turned his head, he saw Shen Qiuci standing by the door with an embarrassed expression on his face.

When the two looked at each other, time seemed to stand still.

There is a familiar voice that cannot be ignored.

Long Yi stood up from the ground, moved his body with his back to the bed, blocked Shen Qiuci's sight, cleared his throat, and finally found his own voice, "Uh... did I enter your dream? "

"...Yes." Shen Qiuci nodded.

After Shen Qiuci finished answering, the two fell into silence again.

Behind him, "Shen Qiuci" slapped "Long Yi" crisply and resoundingly, accompanied by his hoarse voice, "You...or get lost..."

"I can't go on anymore, just bear with it."

……

Shen Qiuci: "..."

Long Yi: "..."

The embarrassing father and the embarrassing mother had an increasingly embarrassing birth.

The atmosphere continued to stagnate, and the red candle in the room had already burned more than half, Shen Qiuci especially wanted to use scissors to cut off the too long wick.

"How about going out to talk?" Shen Qiuci said.

"Okay." Long Yi nodded hastily, and quickly walked to Shen Qiuci's side, anxious to escape from this scene.

When Shen Qiuci turned around, he saw the face of "Long Yi" on the bed, with light eyes, black hair, and a resolute and handsome face. It seemed that there was no big change from the current Long Yi, except for the length of his hair.

The familiar aura on his body is also generally the same.

The two walked out of the room, even in their dreams, it seemed that the hot flashes on their bodies were blown away by the cold wind outside, and they both breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

Little Phoenix fell asleep lying on the tree, and the courtyard was very quiet.

Shen Qiuci went to the reclining chair in the yard and lay down familiarly, as if he knew in his bones that this place was where he often lay down.

Long Yi stood aside, leaning his back on the pillar of the gazebo, his gaze fell on Shen Qiuci, wondering what he was thinking.

"Dragon game..." Shen Qiuci felt that he should say something to make everyone forget the shock just now, otherwise the two of them would be immersed in that awkward atmosphere forever.

When the two of them hadn't thought of anything, it was really exciting to suddenly see a live-action version of the live action, and...Long Yi seemed to have participated in it.

Shen Qiuci couldn't help laughing.

Compared to Shen Qiuci, Long Yi was quite embarrassed, he couldn't help but sighed quietly.

"Long Ju, sit down." Shen Qiuci suppressed a smile.

"I...stand for a while..." Long Yi had no expression on his face, and tugged at his trousers.

"Oh..." Shen Qiu said goodbye, looked at the red lanterns in the courtyard, and changed the subject, "Su Yang didn't lie."

"Yeah." Long Yi responded, "We... have really been married before."

The author has something to say: Some time ago, due to physical reasons and too many family affairs, the update was suspended. I thought I had asked for leave, but I didn’t come to watch it. Later, I found out that the leave was asked for before, and it was canceled later. I’m really sorry , this chapter red envelope expresses apology.

安平是之前给小狐狸白小帅看病的那个医生，估计你们都忘了，不重要，只要记得他是个医生就行。感谢在2020-09-0122:21:16~2020-09-2721:07:11期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Ye Yunjing and Dayderm;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!