Yokai Divorce Office

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The first case Shen Qiuci and He Lian took over on their first day at work was Zhu Simao's case.

Zhu Simao has been married 53 times, but there has been no department dedicated to demon marriages before, so there have been no problems.

The news of the establishment of a divorce office by the Bureau of Demon Management spread, and Zhu Simao's previous wife who had just divorced submitted an application.

Zhu Simao's wife is also a pig demon. The two married four years ago and had a child.

According to Zhu Simao's wife, when they got married, Zhu Simao was poor and white, and she gave Zhu Simao the 50 yuan she earned from live broadcasting to start a business for Zhu Simao. Zhu Simao did succeed in starting a business. millions.

But after having money, Zhu Simao often stayed out at night, and the relationship between husband and wife became weaker and weaker, so Zhu Simao's wife filed for divorce from him.

All the property in the family is in Zhu Simao's hands. Zhu Simao didn't even want children, so he threw 50 to his wife and left in a cool manner.

Zhu Simao's wife approached him several times, but they couldn't beat him in fights, and when they went to the company to make trouble, they were kicked out by security.

Zhu Simao was never afraid of shame, no matter how big Zhu Simao's wife made a scene, no one refused to buy the pig feed produced by Zhu Simao's factory because of this incident, so Zhu Simao didn't care at all.

Humans have marriage protection laws, but monsters don't, so Zhu Simao's wife can only suffer from being dumb.

Of course, this is the one-sided opinion of Zhu Simao's wife. After taking over the case, the firm immediately contacted major banks to freeze Zhu Simao's property to prevent him from transferring it. This aroused Zhu Simao's dissatisfaction and refused to cooperate. The investigation also made a big fuss in the office.

The first thing for Shen Qiuci and He Lian to do is to go to the Demon Management Bureau with Zhao Chao to talk to Zhu Simao. After all, Zhu Simao is quite honest in the Demon Management Bureau, otherwise Zhu Simao will Simao may be out of control again.

The Demon Management Bureau is located in an ordinary courtyard in the city center, and a black and white sign hangs at the door: Special Affairs Processing Center.

Zhao Chao led Shen Qiuci up to the fourth floor, saying hello to people in blue-gray uniforms along the way.

"Yes, on secondment."

"It's okay, the food there is good."

"Don't be envious, you just get two salaries."

"No, it's not as scary as you think. Look at me, it's still fine."

"No, when you go to other people's houses, they don't like you."

On the contrary, Zhao Chao knew that the so-called triple salary was a decadent state after knowing that the so-called triple salary was a gimmick, and he would act as if he had been promoted when he met everyone.

He Lian poked Shen Qiuci, and said in a low voice, "It's too pretentious."

Zhao Chao glanced at him: "Think I'm deaf?"

He Lian shrank back behind Shen Qiuci.

After Zhao Chao took Shen Qiuci and He Lian to Zhu Simao's interrogation room, he went to chat elsewhere. After all, he was not an official employee of the firm, but just a...bodyguard.

Zhu Simao, who hadn't seen him all night, had a lot of vicissitudes. He had messy hair and two dark circles under his eyes, and his arrogant aura had also restrained.

Seeing Shen Qiuci, Zhu Simao frowned: "Why are you here?" He didn't forget that the reason why he came in was because he was cheated by Shen Qiuci.

He Lian took out a pen and a book, "We're here to inquire about something between you and your ex-wife."

"Hehe." Zhu Simao sneered, "I have the right to refuse to answer. If you want to ask anything, you can go directly to my lawyer."

"You still have a lawyer?" He Lian was surprised.

"Nonsense, bumpkin," Zhu Simao said.

He Lian: "Cici...he scolded other bumpkins."

Shen Qiuci: "...what are you calling me?"

"We are so familiar, we can't be called by full names, it's too unfamiliar." He Lian said.

"...I'm older than you, you can call me Brother Qiu." Shen Qiuci couldn't accept the name "Cici".

"Okay, Cici."

Shen Qiuci: "..."

Shen Qiuci looked at Zhu Simao again: "When did you and Zhu Hui, your ex-wife, get married?"

"do not know."

"How long have you been married?"

"I want you to manage."

"Hey, I have a bad temper." He Lian rolled up his sleeves and was about to get up.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." Zhu Simao yelled.

He Lian was dumbfounded: "...Why are you so lazy?"

Zhu Simao rolled his eyes at him.

Shen Qiuci comforted He Lian: "Be quiet and don't be impatient. Wait a little longer, and the dragon bureau will come over soon."

"Huh?" He Lian's eyes widened. When did Long Ju say he was coming?

Shen Qiuci sighed silently. At the divorce office, when he threw out a word, Long Yi could pick it up immediately, but when it came to He Lian, it didn't work.

When Zhu Simao heard the word "Longju", his body shrank into a ball instantly, and he glanced at the door. Seeing no one, he immediately frowned: "You framed me again, right? Do you really think I'm stupid?"

Of course, Shen Qiuci didn't think Zhu Simao was stupid. Animals like pigs seem simple and stupid, but they are actually very smart and have a high IQ.

"I have the right not to speak. If you have any questions, you can go to my lawyer directly." Zhu Simao refused to cooperate.

"Looking for a lawyer? What lawyer?" A voice suddenly sounded behind Shen Qiuci.

Shen Qiuci did not expect that there was someone behind him suddenly, and it was still silent. The first time he wanted to turn around, so he forgot that he was still stiff and his head could not move. After twisting suddenly, Shen Qiuci covered his neck with a painful expression He let out a low cry.

Long Yi propped his hands on his belt, his eyes fell on Shen Qiuci, and he frowned slightly, "Is your neck still not healed? Did you find a masseur to massage?"

Shen Qiuci's eye circles were red with pain, he didn't look at it at all, he was not used to handing over his most vulnerable part to others, after all, when there was no Monster Management Bureau, many monster fights were directly broken necks .

And his thousand-year stiff neck cannot be cured by anyone.

"Are you okay?" He Lian looked at him, and was about to stretch out his hand to massage him to relieve him, but Shen Qiuci turned slightly to avoid He Lian's hand.

"It's okay, it will be fine later." Shen Qiuci said.

He Lian frowned: "It's the first time I've seen such a severe stiff neck."

"This may also be the last time you see someone so serious." Shen Qiuci said.

The stiff neck of the millennium is not something that everyone can see.

Long Yi had never seen someone who was so self-deprecating when he was like this, so he decided to help him, so while Shen Qiuci was not paying attention, he suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed his neck.

Suddenly being grabbed by a vulnerable part, Shen Qiuci froze, before he could react, there was a "click", Shen Qiuci thought his head was broken.

Shen Qiuci maintained a stiff posture for a long time without moving.

With his hand still on Shen Qiuci's neck, Long Yi turned his body slightly to look at him, "Try to move around."

Slowly regaining consciousness, Shen Qiuci found that Long Yi's hand was still resting on his fragile neck. His hand was very cold, even bitingly chilly in this scorching summer.

"Try to move it?" Long Yi became a little impatient, "Why, I used too much strength and broke?"

You just broke your neck.

Shen Qiuci slandered in his heart, carefully removed his head from his hand, and tried to see if his head was broken.

The neck was suddenly able to move freely, which made Shen Qiuci, who had been crooked for more than a month, feel relaxed, and even breathed freely.

Although he was not used to others touching his neck, but Long Yi helped him no matter what, Shen Qiuci turned his head to look at the person standing beside him, intending to thank him.

Before he could speak, Long Yi waved his hand: "You're welcome."

Shen Qiuci: "..."

He thought of a word that the little half demon had taught him: narcissism.

He Lian watched Shen Qiuci's neck turn freely, and was dumbfounded: "The craftsmanship of Longju must have been passed down from ancestors."

"Papa papa" Zhu Simao applauded enthusiastically, "Longju, you are so good."

Long Yi looked at Zhu Simao with a calm face, moved his wrist and slapped it on the table, fiercely: "Ask me what to say, try to play tricks again."

Zhu Simao quickly shrank together.

After Long Yi's intimidation, Zhu Simao finally began to cooperate.

According to Zhu Simao, Zhu Hui did not give him any start-up capital. At the beginning, he borrowed the 50 yuan.

So none of the money he earned will be distributed to Zhu Hui.

After the questioning of Zhu Simao ended, as soon as he walked out of the interrogation room, He Lian said, "I think Zhu Simao is lying."

"Why?" Shen Qiuci asked.

"Intuition, he doesn't look like a good person at first glance, no, he is a good pig."

"Whether it's the Demon Management Bureau or the office, the most taboo is to do things based on intuition. Don't let me hear similar words again." Long Yi glanced at He Lian lightly, and He Lian suddenly felt creepy, stood at attention and took a break, "I see , Chief."

When Long Yi took a step to leave, he suddenly thought of something, and turned to look at Shen Qiuci again, "Did you remember anything?" It was the second time we met Shen Qiuci, but the sense of familiarity became stronger and stronger.

Shen Qiuci shook his head.

Long Yi thought for a while, "We have a psychological counseling room here, you can come and try it some other day."

Shen Qiuci didn't react, and looked puzzled: "What is the consultation?"

Long Yi glanced at He Lian with shining eyes, leaned slightly and leaned closer to Shen Qiuci's ear and said, "The psychiatrist in the counseling room is a dream-eating tapir. He has been on a business trip for the past few days. I will tell you when he comes back." .”

Long Yi straightened up, took out his phone, "Add a WeChat account."

"Ah?" Shen Qiuci looked at the mobile phone in Long Yi's hand, "I don't have a mobile phone." He knew about the mobile phone, the little half demon taught him and even gave him his own mobile phone to play with, but he fiddled with it for a long time, but he didn't know He didn't think it was interesting, and he didn't have any friends to contact, so he didn't take it to heart.

"Buy a mobile phone. You can't do without a mobile phone these days. After buying a mobile phone, ask Zhao Chao to push my WeChat to you."

"Okay." Shen Qiuci responded subconsciously. He is quite interested in the nightmare-eating tapir. The nightmare-eating tapir is a fierce beast in ancient times. It feeds on nightmares and can also create dreams. Maybe the dreams can remind him of something. something to come.

Long Yi turned and left, and the police officers who witnessed Long Yi asking Shen Qiuci for WeChat in the corridor began to whisper.

"This is a dead tree blooming, are you going to leave the order?"

"Impossible." Someone shook his head, "Su Yang is so strict with Long Jue. He never allows Long Jue to mess around with men and women or the relationship between men and women."

"But it's not a problem that Long Ju has been so single."

"Let's see if this guy can beat Su Yang. Have you forgotten the last time that old turtle from the Civil Affairs Bureau wanted to introduce a blind date to the director, but was thrown into the pot by Su Yang and almost boiled?"

"But this is the first time I've seen Dragon Jue take the initiative to ask others for WeChat, and this little brother is so handsome. If Long Jue doesn't do it, I'm going to do it."

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