Bruce knew that when Clark was in superman state, the smell of pheromone was not the same as usual.
But this was the first time he had experienced the difference in person.
After the watchtower was built, Clark liked to look at the blue planet outside through the porthole for a long time. When asked what he was thinking, he told them: "I never thought that one day, There is actually someone who can stand at the same height as me and see the same scenery."
Superman's world is always high in the sky, like the bright sun at noon, without any haze or cover, his pheromone is like the warm sunshine, spreading over Bruce's body bit by bit in the closed compartment , let him relax unconsciously, and let himself indulge in the boundless fiery waves.
But I have to say, it's still a bit too much.
"Bruce..." Clark leaned down, and the tip of his nose lightly touched the black-haired Omega's frowning brows. He used a deep voice that made every Omega in the world want to go crazy and scream. He asked gently in his ear, "When did you know?"
Bruce lay in the flattened passenger seat, feeling like he couldn't even move a little finger.He raised his eyelids and lazily fiddled with Superman's signature curls: "Batman told me."
"Oh," Clark made a cryptic sound, but his expression looked slightly annoyed, "I won't thank him for that."
"Why," Bruce twitched the corner of his mouth, "don't you want me to know? I'm in love with Superman."
The last half of the sentence, he said it in the signature smug tone of a rich man, looked very aggressive, but Clark looked at the red tide on the face of the man in his arms that had not yet faded, and felt as if he was being attacked by a rabbit. Kicked on the apex of the heart.
In response, he deepened their bond for his long-lost boyfriend.
During the marking process, Bruce couldn't help but think of their first encounter. To be honest, it was really not a pleasant meeting process. At that time, he was full of anger because of Superman's "arrogance" and divine power, and was accidentally marked. The changes in his body later made him rely on the other party physically, but his disgust and hatred further deepened psychologically.
These extreme emotions make Batman go to extremes, and even almost lead to disaster.
"You're distracted, Bruce." Clark bit him unhappily, "What are you thinking, Batman?"
Bruce came back to his senses, silently raised the corners of his lips towards Alpha who was full of jealousy.
"I guessed right, didn't I?" Clark said sullenly, "So what's the relationship between you two? Batman told me you were closer than you thought—couldn't he be some anonymous member of the Wayne family? member?"
Bruce thought for a moment, but decided to confess tactfully: "The Batcave is just under the Wayne Manor."
Clark held his breath.
Three, two, one, Bruce opened his eyes, ready to meet the Kryptonian's shocked gaze.
But what he never expected was that after hearing the news, Clark was indeed very shocked, but not the kind of shock he imagined——
He blurted out, "So Bruce, you're Batman's… roommate?"
Bruce: "..."
For the first time, he wondered if Superman had left his mind on the battlefield when he fought Doomsday.
"You," he gritted his teeth for a long time, but gave up completely after meeting Clark's innocent and blank gaze, "...forget it, you're right."
He paused every word: "Bruce Wayne is indeed Batman's roommate."
The poor Kryptonian looked even more nervous. He hugged the Omega in his arms tightly and asked, "So you really don't have that kind of relationship, right? Or have you ever been together?"
Bruce said blankly: "No. Get off the big guy, you've crushed me."
Clark's upper body jumped up like a catapult, but accidentally pushed the car out of a big hole.
Bruce: "...the car is worth $300 million."
Superman's expression was as guilty as a puppy who had just been drenched in a rainstorm. Bruce thought strangely, if this photo was taken and posted online, the whole world would probably go crazy.
It was already midnight when they returned to Wayne Manor, and Tony fell asleep on the sofa. He insisted on not going back to the guest room but waiting for Bruce here, while Alfred stared at him with condemning eyes. They made Clark, who was already very guilty, almost hang his head on his chest.
"Tonight seems destined to be a sleepless night." Alfred sighed, "It is very important for the elderly to maintain a healthy schedule, Master Bruce, I hope you will consider this next time."
Bruce coughed and asked, "Where's Damian?"
"Still down there, I tried to persuade him to go to sleep, but obviously failed." Alfred probably saw something from the way he got along with Superman, and spoke frankly about Damian's whereabouts. "Master Dick is here, too."
"Dick?" Bruce frowned, his eldest son usually would not return to Gotham, unless it was a very urgent situation... He immediately turned around and went to the Batcave.
Clark was a little overwhelmed, could B be down there?
He looked at Alfred, but the old butler didn't seem to want to get involved at all, and just yawned and went upstairs.
Superman had no choice but to obediently sit on the sofa next to Tony, listening to the deep and shallow breathing of the mustache rich man, staring at the dim and complicated ceiling above his head in a daze.
Of course, he would not use clairvoyance or super hearing to eavesdrop on the conversation between Bruce and B, which belonged to their privacy, and Clark had reason to believe that Batman must have put lead on all around the Batcave.He doesn't mind it, he's just curious—what does B usually talk to Bruce about?Could it be that we want to eat bacon or something tonight?
Linking that thought to Batman's face gave Clark an uncontrollable shudder, and Tony's breathing went wild for a second, and he was about to wake up.
"Hmm...Superman?" Tony rubbed his sleepy eyes and got up from the sofa. After maintaining this position all night, Tony protested strongly to him, which made the man not very good-looking in the first place. His face became even more stinky, "Four hours, finally came back, thank God, I thought you were going to work all night."
The too explicit words made the boy in the small town blush instantly, and he stammered, "You...Mr. Stark, we are not..."
"Not what?" Tony said wearily, as if giving up, and he sighed, "The pheromones of Bruce on you are almost suffocating me, Superman, believe it or not, you go out now, everyone Will they all pay attention to you?"
Clark shut his mouth tightly.
He doesn't seem to be very good at getting along with people like Stark by nature. The last person who made him feel so crazy was Lex Luthor.
But to his surprise, Tony didn't continue to wait for Bruce, but waved his hand and went up to the second floor.
"Now that you're all back, I don't need to sleep on that goddamn sofa anymore," he said, "I can talk about it tomorrow. Just tell Bruce for me: Get rid of this damn hard sofa To the garbage disposal in Gotham, I don't want to see it the next day."
Looking at the back of Tony leaving angrily, Clark couldn't help showing a smile on his face.
He knew that both Oliver and Tony cared about Bruce, and he was really happy that Bruce had such a true friend.
Of course, Clark is very confident that he must be the person in the world who cares about Bruce Wayne the most.
"Your expression is so stupid that you can't bear to look directly at it." A familiar deep voice sounded from behind, Clark trembled all over, turned his head suddenly, and found that Batman was standing not far away, looking at him coldly, with his hands There was still a cup of hot cocoa in the bag-and beside him, there were two Robins, one big and one small, who had just been caught playing games on the Bat computer.
Oh, and one is already an ex.
"Bat... Batman?" Clark felt that his tongue was suddenly knotted, and Rao knew that he had never seen Batman appear in such a warm home scene, with such a... full of life breath appearance.For a moment he even thought he was dreaming, until Batman threw him a set of pajamas: "Go wash and change. Bruce is waiting for you in the bedroom."
Dick's expression looks like he swallowed a bat alive, and Damian's eyes on Superman are so complicated that Clark dare not meet his eyes.
Clark quickly looked down at the pajamas in his hand, it was fine, and there was a Superman logo printed on it.
He wanted to laugh a little bit, endured it again and again, and still couldn't help asking Batman: "B, isn't this yours?"
Batman responds with a Batarang flying towards his nose.
Clark took it easily.
Good, he thought with relief, this is the Batman he knew.
He flew lightly to the direction of the bathroom, Dick looked at the red cloak that disappeared at the end of the corridor with indescribable eyes, looked at Bruce who slowly took off the hood, and asked very incomprehensibly: "What are you playing? "
Bruce glared at him: "Go back to your room and go to sleep, I will settle accounts with you tomorrow."
Then he turned his head and said to Damian, who had been hesitant to speak from just now: "I know you may be a little hard to accept, but Clark is not the kind of person you imagined, I believe him."
"I know, father." Damian said, a strange smile gradually appeared on his face, "I thought... just Clark Kent, of course not, but Superman? Father, of course I have no objection."
Bruce frowned. He had to suspect that the League of Assassins had instilled too much in the kid with the concept of "the strongest come first", so that he had some inexplicable affection for the powerful Kryptonian.
But it's really good that Damian doesn't mind this, Bruce thought, he had been trying to find out which Alpha the other half of the child's genes came from before, but the progress of the investigation was not satisfactory, maybe waiting for the Stone of Origin After collecting, you can focus on this aspect.
He changed his bat suit and lay down on the bed in the bedroom one step ahead, but while waiting, exhaustion and sleepiness came like a tide, and Bruce wanted to try to stay awake, which was originally a challenge for him. It was an easy thing to do, but his subconscious told him that he was safe now, that Dick was not far away from him, and so was Tony, and there was an incomparably powerful Kryptonian in this manor...
The black-haired Omega gradually fell asleep.
When Clark pushed the door and came in, Bruce's breathing had become even and long, the moonlight was silently shining on his side face, his slender eyelashes trembled slightly with the ups and downs of his chest, like a pair in the night. Dancing butterflies.
This beautiful picture made him smile unconsciously.
Clark gently closed the curtains for Bruce, then lay down beside the man, slowly pulling him into his arms.Bruce let out a muffled grunt halfway through, found a comfortable spot in his arms, and fell asleep again.
A good night's sleep.
When he woke up again, Bruce was awakened by the noise downstairs.
It took him a full three seconds to realize that Wayne Manor was not invaded by Arkham, but that there were more visitors today than he expected—except for Tony who visited last night, Oliver and Dinah also came.
"Where can I find so many plates?" Alfred rarely showed anxiety, Bruce patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and went downstairs with Clark.
"What day is today?" He glanced at the crowd around the dining table, prolonging his tone deliberately, "Christmas?"
Tony thrust/put a piece of bacon into his mouth: "I think it's more like April Fool's Day."
He seemed a little dissatisfied with Oliver bringing Dinah, and was busy asking the human butler to call Pepper. How could Tony Stark not have a female companion?
Regarding Faxiao's inexplicable unwillingness to admit defeat, Oliver said let him go.He put his arms around Dinah's waist and officially announced to them the news of their upcoming engagement, which shocked everyone present.
Bruce was the first to react. Many backup plans that needed to be updated flashed through his mind, but he still showed them a sincere smile: "Congratulations! I didn't expect you to be the first among us to settle down. man, Oliver."
"Yeah, there are many things I didn't expect. My news is nothing." Oliver stared at him meaningfully and said, "Bruce, don't you have anything to say to us?"
Clark also looked at him when he heard the words, and Bruce said without blushing, "What? Of course I don't. After all, you all know my relationship status." Then, he ticked Clark who was dressed as a little reporter. He hooked his fingers, and kissed him lightly on the lips under the puzzled eyes of the other party, in exchange for Alpha's flushed face.
"You're so cute." Bruce said with a grin.
Dick's chewing motions froze, he still had a sausage stuffed in his mouth, his face was a little green, and he looked at Superman with a look of hatred - Damian kicked him under the table , whispered: "Forget it, Grayson, I know you worship Superman, but that's the father."
"I know," murmured Dick, "otherwise I'd be more than just trying to gouge my eyes out right now."
Tony also seemed a little unbearable, he cleared his throat, and took the opportunity to speak: "It's just right, Bruce, I'm going to give you a full body checkup, when will you be free?"
Bruce's smile faded slowly.
"I don't need it," he replied in a cold tone, "Tony, what I said to you before is still valid, don't go too far—"
"Master Bruce!" Alfred, who had just come out of the kitchen, interrupted him disapprovingly.
"...Well," Bruce reluctantly apologized, "I was wrong. But Batman has his own way, and I don't think my physical condition needs the Avengers to intervene."
Speaking of Batman, Clark looked around and asked, "Isn't B coming to have breakfast together?"
"No," Bruce said quickly, under Alfred's gaze, "Batman never eats breakfast."
Tony said loudly: "That's why I don't trust him! You tell me, a person who can't even take care of himself," he said, quickly glanced at Clark standing beside Bruce, and continued , "How can it be possible to take care of others?"
Dinah whispered to Oliver sympathetically, "Poor Karl."
Clark, who heard their conversation throughout and didn't notice anything wrong: ? ? ?
The minority obeyed the majority, and finally Bruce was forced to submit.
He struggled for a while: "The inspection is fine, but the equipment in the Batcave must be used."
Tony said he had no objection, and Clark—he listened for a few seconds, said to Bruce apologetically, "I have to go first, a school in California is on fire."
"Go, my dear hero." Bruce flashed him a sweet smile, and the two finally exchanged a parting kiss.
Now, even Dick looked at Clark with sympathy.
"What did he do to you?" he asked Bruce.
Immediately after Superman left, the black-haired Omega with a smile on his face was calmly cutting the sandwich on the plate. Hearing this, he raised his head coldly: "Everything."
Dick: "..."
It seems that Bruce is really mad this time.
The breakfast ended very quickly. Tony and Oliver, who visited the Batcave for the first time, had sullen faces throughout the whole process, but their fiery eyes on the Batmobile still revealed their small thoughts.Dick couldn't help but think of the incomparable shock and excitement in his heart when he first knew Bruce was Batman-although now every time he sees the old bat, he just wants to slap the nearest thing on his face, But driving the Batmobile?Truly a dick dream longing.
You know, Bruce won't even let him use the manual transmission while he's pretending to be Batman!
"It's alright," Tony said reservedly. "It's about what I thought it would be. It's a little darker, but it's Batman-like you."
Bruce took off his shirt and lay on the testing table expressionlessly.
"Let's not talk nonsense," he said, "I am going to study Hydra's multi-person teleportation device today."
In fact, he wanted to show them the previous medical report directly, but Alfred betrayed him again, and the old butler politely reminded that the medical report a year ago was not enough to summarize what Batman had experienced in this year "Stimulating nocturnal activities" eventually led to Bruce's plan being aborted.
He must have been looking for this opportunity for a long time, Bruce thought grimly.
Just when he was about to fall asleep lying on the testing table, the physical examination was finally over.
Bruce climbed down to get dressed, and asked casually, "Satisfied?"
Silence answered him.
Bruce looked up at them strangely, while Tony and Oliver stared intently at the detailed medical report displayed on the screen, frowning bit by bit.
Until Dick's suppressed angry voice sounded in the Batcave——
"I just went to college!" He stared at Bruce with fiery eyes, and his teeth were gritted, "Dear Mr. Bruce Wayne, tell me, can you wait until after I work? Directly inherit your inheritance?"
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But this was the first time he had experienced the difference in person.
After the watchtower was built, Clark liked to look at the blue planet outside through the porthole for a long time. When asked what he was thinking, he told them: "I never thought that one day, There is actually someone who can stand at the same height as me and see the same scenery."
Superman's world is always high in the sky, like the bright sun at noon, without any haze or cover, his pheromone is like the warm sunshine, spreading over Bruce's body bit by bit in the closed compartment , let him relax unconsciously, and let himself indulge in the boundless fiery waves.
But I have to say, it's still a bit too much.
"Bruce..." Clark leaned down, and the tip of his nose lightly touched the black-haired Omega's frowning brows. He used a deep voice that made every Omega in the world want to go crazy and scream. He asked gently in his ear, "When did you know?"
Bruce lay in the flattened passenger seat, feeling like he couldn't even move a little finger.He raised his eyelids and lazily fiddled with Superman's signature curls: "Batman told me."
"Oh," Clark made a cryptic sound, but his expression looked slightly annoyed, "I won't thank him for that."
"Why," Bruce twitched the corner of his mouth, "don't you want me to know? I'm in love with Superman."
The last half of the sentence, he said it in the signature smug tone of a rich man, looked very aggressive, but Clark looked at the red tide on the face of the man in his arms that had not yet faded, and felt as if he was being attacked by a rabbit. Kicked on the apex of the heart.
In response, he deepened their bond for his long-lost boyfriend.
During the marking process, Bruce couldn't help but think of their first encounter. To be honest, it was really not a pleasant meeting process. At that time, he was full of anger because of Superman's "arrogance" and divine power, and was accidentally marked. The changes in his body later made him rely on the other party physically, but his disgust and hatred further deepened psychologically.
These extreme emotions make Batman go to extremes, and even almost lead to disaster.
"You're distracted, Bruce." Clark bit him unhappily, "What are you thinking, Batman?"
Bruce came back to his senses, silently raised the corners of his lips towards Alpha who was full of jealousy.
"I guessed right, didn't I?" Clark said sullenly, "So what's the relationship between you two? Batman told me you were closer than you thought—couldn't he be some anonymous member of the Wayne family? member?"
Bruce thought for a moment, but decided to confess tactfully: "The Batcave is just under the Wayne Manor."
Clark held his breath.
Three, two, one, Bruce opened his eyes, ready to meet the Kryptonian's shocked gaze.
But what he never expected was that after hearing the news, Clark was indeed very shocked, but not the kind of shock he imagined——
He blurted out, "So Bruce, you're Batman's… roommate?"
Bruce: "..."
For the first time, he wondered if Superman had left his mind on the battlefield when he fought Doomsday.
"You," he gritted his teeth for a long time, but gave up completely after meeting Clark's innocent and blank gaze, "...forget it, you're right."
He paused every word: "Bruce Wayne is indeed Batman's roommate."
The poor Kryptonian looked even more nervous. He hugged the Omega in his arms tightly and asked, "So you really don't have that kind of relationship, right? Or have you ever been together?"
Bruce said blankly: "No. Get off the big guy, you've crushed me."
Clark's upper body jumped up like a catapult, but accidentally pushed the car out of a big hole.
Bruce: "...the car is worth $300 million."
Superman's expression was as guilty as a puppy who had just been drenched in a rainstorm. Bruce thought strangely, if this photo was taken and posted online, the whole world would probably go crazy.
It was already midnight when they returned to Wayne Manor, and Tony fell asleep on the sofa. He insisted on not going back to the guest room but waiting for Bruce here, while Alfred stared at him with condemning eyes. They made Clark, who was already very guilty, almost hang his head on his chest.
"Tonight seems destined to be a sleepless night." Alfred sighed, "It is very important for the elderly to maintain a healthy schedule, Master Bruce, I hope you will consider this next time."
Bruce coughed and asked, "Where's Damian?"
"Still down there, I tried to persuade him to go to sleep, but obviously failed." Alfred probably saw something from the way he got along with Superman, and spoke frankly about Damian's whereabouts. "Master Dick is here, too."
"Dick?" Bruce frowned, his eldest son usually would not return to Gotham, unless it was a very urgent situation... He immediately turned around and went to the Batcave.
Clark was a little overwhelmed, could B be down there?
He looked at Alfred, but the old butler didn't seem to want to get involved at all, and just yawned and went upstairs.
Superman had no choice but to obediently sit on the sofa next to Tony, listening to the deep and shallow breathing of the mustache rich man, staring at the dim and complicated ceiling above his head in a daze.
Of course, he would not use clairvoyance or super hearing to eavesdrop on the conversation between Bruce and B, which belonged to their privacy, and Clark had reason to believe that Batman must have put lead on all around the Batcave.He doesn't mind it, he's just curious—what does B usually talk to Bruce about?Could it be that we want to eat bacon or something tonight?
Linking that thought to Batman's face gave Clark an uncontrollable shudder, and Tony's breathing went wild for a second, and he was about to wake up.
"Hmm...Superman?" Tony rubbed his sleepy eyes and got up from the sofa. After maintaining this position all night, Tony protested strongly to him, which made the man not very good-looking in the first place. His face became even more stinky, "Four hours, finally came back, thank God, I thought you were going to work all night."
The too explicit words made the boy in the small town blush instantly, and he stammered, "You...Mr. Stark, we are not..."
"Not what?" Tony said wearily, as if giving up, and he sighed, "The pheromones of Bruce on you are almost suffocating me, Superman, believe it or not, you go out now, everyone Will they all pay attention to you?"
Clark shut his mouth tightly.
He doesn't seem to be very good at getting along with people like Stark by nature. The last person who made him feel so crazy was Lex Luthor.
But to his surprise, Tony didn't continue to wait for Bruce, but waved his hand and went up to the second floor.
"Now that you're all back, I don't need to sleep on that goddamn sofa anymore," he said, "I can talk about it tomorrow. Just tell Bruce for me: Get rid of this damn hard sofa To the garbage disposal in Gotham, I don't want to see it the next day."
Looking at the back of Tony leaving angrily, Clark couldn't help showing a smile on his face.
He knew that both Oliver and Tony cared about Bruce, and he was really happy that Bruce had such a true friend.
Of course, Clark is very confident that he must be the person in the world who cares about Bruce Wayne the most.
"Your expression is so stupid that you can't bear to look directly at it." A familiar deep voice sounded from behind, Clark trembled all over, turned his head suddenly, and found that Batman was standing not far away, looking at him coldly, with his hands There was still a cup of hot cocoa in the bag-and beside him, there were two Robins, one big and one small, who had just been caught playing games on the Bat computer.
Oh, and one is already an ex.
"Bat... Batman?" Clark felt that his tongue was suddenly knotted, and Rao knew that he had never seen Batman appear in such a warm home scene, with such a... full of life breath appearance.For a moment he even thought he was dreaming, until Batman threw him a set of pajamas: "Go wash and change. Bruce is waiting for you in the bedroom."
Dick's expression looks like he swallowed a bat alive, and Damian's eyes on Superman are so complicated that Clark dare not meet his eyes.
Clark quickly looked down at the pajamas in his hand, it was fine, and there was a Superman logo printed on it.
He wanted to laugh a little bit, endured it again and again, and still couldn't help asking Batman: "B, isn't this yours?"
Batman responds with a Batarang flying towards his nose.
Clark took it easily.
Good, he thought with relief, this is the Batman he knew.
He flew lightly to the direction of the bathroom, Dick looked at the red cloak that disappeared at the end of the corridor with indescribable eyes, looked at Bruce who slowly took off the hood, and asked very incomprehensibly: "What are you playing? "
Bruce glared at him: "Go back to your room and go to sleep, I will settle accounts with you tomorrow."
Then he turned his head and said to Damian, who had been hesitant to speak from just now: "I know you may be a little hard to accept, but Clark is not the kind of person you imagined, I believe him."
"I know, father." Damian said, a strange smile gradually appeared on his face, "I thought... just Clark Kent, of course not, but Superman? Father, of course I have no objection."
Bruce frowned. He had to suspect that the League of Assassins had instilled too much in the kid with the concept of "the strongest come first", so that he had some inexplicable affection for the powerful Kryptonian.
But it's really good that Damian doesn't mind this, Bruce thought, he had been trying to find out which Alpha the other half of the child's genes came from before, but the progress of the investigation was not satisfactory, maybe waiting for the Stone of Origin After collecting, you can focus on this aspect.
He changed his bat suit and lay down on the bed in the bedroom one step ahead, but while waiting, exhaustion and sleepiness came like a tide, and Bruce wanted to try to stay awake, which was originally a challenge for him. It was an easy thing to do, but his subconscious told him that he was safe now, that Dick was not far away from him, and so was Tony, and there was an incomparably powerful Kryptonian in this manor...
The black-haired Omega gradually fell asleep.
When Clark pushed the door and came in, Bruce's breathing had become even and long, the moonlight was silently shining on his side face, his slender eyelashes trembled slightly with the ups and downs of his chest, like a pair in the night. Dancing butterflies.
This beautiful picture made him smile unconsciously.
Clark gently closed the curtains for Bruce, then lay down beside the man, slowly pulling him into his arms.Bruce let out a muffled grunt halfway through, found a comfortable spot in his arms, and fell asleep again.
A good night's sleep.
When he woke up again, Bruce was awakened by the noise downstairs.
It took him a full three seconds to realize that Wayne Manor was not invaded by Arkham, but that there were more visitors today than he expected—except for Tony who visited last night, Oliver and Dinah also came.
"Where can I find so many plates?" Alfred rarely showed anxiety, Bruce patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and went downstairs with Clark.
"What day is today?" He glanced at the crowd around the dining table, prolonging his tone deliberately, "Christmas?"
Tony thrust/put a piece of bacon into his mouth: "I think it's more like April Fool's Day."
He seemed a little dissatisfied with Oliver bringing Dinah, and was busy asking the human butler to call Pepper. How could Tony Stark not have a female companion?
Regarding Faxiao's inexplicable unwillingness to admit defeat, Oliver said let him go.He put his arms around Dinah's waist and officially announced to them the news of their upcoming engagement, which shocked everyone present.
Bruce was the first to react. Many backup plans that needed to be updated flashed through his mind, but he still showed them a sincere smile: "Congratulations! I didn't expect you to be the first among us to settle down. man, Oliver."
"Yeah, there are many things I didn't expect. My news is nothing." Oliver stared at him meaningfully and said, "Bruce, don't you have anything to say to us?"
Clark also looked at him when he heard the words, and Bruce said without blushing, "What? Of course I don't. After all, you all know my relationship status." Then, he ticked Clark who was dressed as a little reporter. He hooked his fingers, and kissed him lightly on the lips under the puzzled eyes of the other party, in exchange for Alpha's flushed face.
"You're so cute." Bruce said with a grin.
Dick's chewing motions froze, he still had a sausage stuffed in his mouth, his face was a little green, and he looked at Superman with a look of hatred - Damian kicked him under the table , whispered: "Forget it, Grayson, I know you worship Superman, but that's the father."
"I know," murmured Dick, "otherwise I'd be more than just trying to gouge my eyes out right now."
Tony also seemed a little unbearable, he cleared his throat, and took the opportunity to speak: "It's just right, Bruce, I'm going to give you a full body checkup, when will you be free?"
Bruce's smile faded slowly.
"I don't need it," he replied in a cold tone, "Tony, what I said to you before is still valid, don't go too far—"
"Master Bruce!" Alfred, who had just come out of the kitchen, interrupted him disapprovingly.
"...Well," Bruce reluctantly apologized, "I was wrong. But Batman has his own way, and I don't think my physical condition needs the Avengers to intervene."
Speaking of Batman, Clark looked around and asked, "Isn't B coming to have breakfast together?"
"No," Bruce said quickly, under Alfred's gaze, "Batman never eats breakfast."
Tony said loudly: "That's why I don't trust him! You tell me, a person who can't even take care of himself," he said, quickly glanced at Clark standing beside Bruce, and continued , "How can it be possible to take care of others?"
Dinah whispered to Oliver sympathetically, "Poor Karl."
Clark, who heard their conversation throughout and didn't notice anything wrong: ? ? ?
The minority obeyed the majority, and finally Bruce was forced to submit.
He struggled for a while: "The inspection is fine, but the equipment in the Batcave must be used."
Tony said he had no objection, and Clark—he listened for a few seconds, said to Bruce apologetically, "I have to go first, a school in California is on fire."
"Go, my dear hero." Bruce flashed him a sweet smile, and the two finally exchanged a parting kiss.
Now, even Dick looked at Clark with sympathy.
"What did he do to you?" he asked Bruce.
Immediately after Superman left, the black-haired Omega with a smile on his face was calmly cutting the sandwich on the plate. Hearing this, he raised his head coldly: "Everything."
Dick: "..."
It seems that Bruce is really mad this time.
The breakfast ended very quickly. Tony and Oliver, who visited the Batcave for the first time, had sullen faces throughout the whole process, but their fiery eyes on the Batmobile still revealed their small thoughts.Dick couldn't help but think of the incomparable shock and excitement in his heart when he first knew Bruce was Batman-although now every time he sees the old bat, he just wants to slap the nearest thing on his face, But driving the Batmobile?Truly a dick dream longing.
You know, Bruce won't even let him use the manual transmission while he's pretending to be Batman!
"It's alright," Tony said reservedly. "It's about what I thought it would be. It's a little darker, but it's Batman-like you."
Bruce took off his shirt and lay on the testing table expressionlessly.
"Let's not talk nonsense," he said, "I am going to study Hydra's multi-person teleportation device today."
In fact, he wanted to show them the previous medical report directly, but Alfred betrayed him again, and the old butler politely reminded that the medical report a year ago was not enough to summarize what Batman had experienced in this year "Stimulating nocturnal activities" eventually led to Bruce's plan being aborted.
He must have been looking for this opportunity for a long time, Bruce thought grimly.
Just when he was about to fall asleep lying on the testing table, the physical examination was finally over.
Bruce climbed down to get dressed, and asked casually, "Satisfied?"
Silence answered him.
Bruce looked up at them strangely, while Tony and Oliver stared intently at the detailed medical report displayed on the screen, frowning bit by bit.
Until Dick's suppressed angry voice sounded in the Batcave——
"I just went to college!" He stared at Bruce with fiery eyes, and his teeth were gritted, "Dear Mr. Bruce Wayne, tell me, can you wait until after I work? Directly inherit your inheritance?"
The author has something to say: roommate stems come from Lego.
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Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 26722002, 1 ghost animal blue dye;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Elf Sorrow; 3 bottles of Dark Shadow Cold Abyss;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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