According to past practice, wine and meat friends do not give gifts to each other on their respective birthdays.
After all, everyone has such a shell-breaking day, so it would be troublesome to send it back and forth, not to mention their relationship, if they like something, they can just give it away, there is no need to wait until the birthday.
It's been a long time since Lin Ji's coming-of-age ceremony, and this year was no exception. What's special is that a new member named Minghan joins, and even congratulates the successful college entrance examination.
At the beginning of July, the universities in City A have not yet started their summer vacation.Ye Bai and Liang Xihe are in the bald-headed major, and usually they are wild, but the result is that both of them are rushing to work on the final design day and night.Huang Xizhi and Pei Qingyan are a pair of handsome men and beautiful women who are considered popular figures in the college, and they are also very busy during the exam review week.
Although none of the three can come in person, the gift can come to the door on time.
On Lin Ji's birthday, at seven o'clock in the morning, the door of the house was knocked loudly.
"Who is this? You'd better have a good reason for knocking."
The tall boy, who was sleeping comfortably in the warm quilt, quickly lifted the quilt, put on a pair of loose shorts on his bare white legs, muttered irritably, got out of bed and walked towards the door.And the other person who was hugged by him turned over impatiently, shrank into the quilt and fell asleep.
With a bang, Lin Ji unlocked the door, and sleepily saw several movers and installers in dark blue overalls standing outside, crowded in the narrow stairwell.
He frowned suspiciously, "What's the matter?"
"Hello, is this Mr. Mu? We talked on the phone half an hour ago." A porter wearing a hat standing at the front answered with a white notebook in his hand. He should have been the one who knocked on the door just now.
"No, what phone?" Lin Ji asked even more puzzled, and at the same time reached out to rub the corners of his eyes that were blurred due to tiredness.
The worker in the hat looked up at the tall man in front of him, hesitated for a moment, and subconsciously looked at the door number, and then explained after confirming that he had gone the right way: "I am here to deliver the goods and install them for you. Is it you who just asked us to come to the door by 07:30 on the phone?"
The installation worker delivered the notebook in his hand as he spoke. There was a contact phone number on the bottom line of the delivery note. The familiar suffix number 0101 made Lin Ji easily think of Liang Xihe, who belonged to Ye Bai. Lunar birthday.
Then there is the name of the contact person, no matter how the surname is separated, it will not be written like this, so there is no doubt that the three characters "Mu Muji" are written in the grid in front of him.
... No wonder it is "Mr. Wood".
It is also required that you must come to the door before 07:30. Are you afraid that I will wake up if it is later?
Lin Ji glanced behind a group of porters in blue clothes. There were several cardboard boxes, big and small, and I don't know what mysterious objects they contained.Looking down at the list of goods, it seems to be a complete set of desktop computers, a multi-functional cat climbing wheel treadmill, and...a bed?
What the hell?Even through those cardboard boxes, he knew that the three boys of Huang Yeliang must have messed up something.
Although he felt confused in the world, Lin Ji stepped aside to open the seat by the door, glanced at the direction of the bedroom with a frown, and said helplessly, "Come in, move gently."
Despite such warnings, several people brought such a bunch of large objects into the house, how could they be quiet.Before they moved the largest item, the sleepers were already disturbed by noises outside the living room.
"what happened?"
Getting up made Minghan feel irritable, he rubbed his forehead hair carelessly, and leaned out of the bedroom with a somewhat messy hair shape.
Seeing that someone was woken up, Lin Ji didn't know how to explain it, so he shook his phone to signal him to go and see for himself.
Ming Han walked around the busy installation workers, leaned sleepily on the sofa in the living room, and checked unread messages with his dark eyes closed.
In the "Wine and Meat Friends" group, several people have chatted about many messages.
[Lin Ji: Are you poisonous in the morning? ]
[Lin Ji: Picture]
[Lin Ji: Who sent these, come out and claim them yourself. ]
The first person to reply effervescently was Ye Bai who usually didn't talk much in the group. He sent a photo of their cat Napoleon.
[Ye Bai: Picture]
[Ye Bai: The pet treadmill was given to your cat by my cat, so it shouldn't be too much to exchange feelings from the same cattery. ]
[Ye Bai: The rest has nothing to do with me. ]
This person removed himself from the turmoil with three messages in a row, and then he retired without appearing again, and then switched their old attacker to the field through a manual switch.
[Liang Xihe: I bought the computer, but I didn't give it to you.Wish your brother a happy birthday in advance for me. ]
[Liang Xihe: Forget it, I don’t need you to replace me, just stay where it’s cool.I forgot, people are here. ]
[Liang Xihe: @明汗, I don’t know what model you are used to using, so I match it according to my own preferences, and play games together when I have time. ]
There were three more pieces of news that Lin Ji could not refute. After all, these two gifts were indeed not for him, and it seemed that he had no right to speak.
[Lin Ji: Then I can always ask about this bed, right?Cat climbing wheels, computer suits, etc. are fine, but I will check out the admission notice next month and go to city A. Who has a bag and got a bed? ]
The only remaining giant in the group took time out of his busy schedule to speak up in time.
[Huang Xizhi: This is like saying that if I don’t buy a bed, I won’t have to move for you. ]
[Huang Xizhi: Even if you move tomorrow, you can still sleep overnight today.You don’t understand the principle of enjoying yourself in time is too short a life, and neither does your younger brother? ]
[Huang Xizhi: Besides, what's wrong with my bed, you two tried it so soon? ]
This group of people seems to have made an agreement, one person will send three messages, and they will take turns in battle.
Ming Han, who was cueed for no reason, silently looked in Lin Ji's direction, his dark eyes seemed to explain: Lingyou's paths are a little wild.
But Lin Ji only grasped some of Lao Huang's words. According to him, what's so special about this bed?
Squatting down in front of several disassembled cartons just moved into the room, squinting carefully to read the small print on the package: a moving massage bed for two people, eight modes to meet various life needs, and a vibration spa with all-round functions Comfortable enjoyment, 60-degree leg lift, gentle and comfortable multiple frequency mobile phone control.
It knows your needs...
I'm stupid, Lin Jimo choked on his own saliva after reading a third of the time.
The phone rang again, and it was still a message from the wine and meat friend group chat.
[Huang Xizhi: Why are you silent?Realized my ignorance?After the experience tonight, write an 8000-word impression of using it, and submit it to the group for review. ]
[Ye Bai: Remember @我 when the time comes. ]
[Liang Xihe: Write an additional 12000 and send it to me privately. ]
Ming Han realized something was wrong when he saw this, squatted next to Lin Ji, and after reading the function introduction of a certain double bed, he was petrified on the spot as expected.
How many people in the group are sure that this is a birthday present, not a sacrifice?Even if you close your eyes, you know who will kill who on this bed, right?
It took a while for the mysteriously silent atmosphere to be broken by an installation worker.
"Mr. Mu, do you think we should install the computer first or the bed first?"
"..."
Ming Han recovered from the sixty-degree rise and fall of the head and tail of the bed, coughed lightly, and then said to the workers: "I can install the computer myself."
After taking a few steps to the packing box, it took half a minute to unpack it before realizing: Who is Mr. Mu?
Assembling the computer desk and chair was not difficult, and Ming Han and Lin Ji worked together to get it done quickly.But when he opened the computer box, Ming Han glanced at the parts of the case that hadn't been installed inside, paused slightly, and said awkwardly, "It's water cooling."
The eyes fell on the icons and shapes of these things. The basic price of the chassis alone is less than [-], plus a whole set of gaming buckets, this gift is not light.
Lin Ji calmly touched the edge of the screen that was glowing with cold light, looked at her boyfriend with serious eyes, and smiled comfortingly: "If you like it, you are welcome, just treat them as a gift for your mother-in-law to meet relatives and friends."
Although Ming Han didn't say anything to refute the "mother-in-law" statement, he glanced at him from the end of his eyes, then lowered his head and assembled it seriously.
A lot of energy was spent on furniture installation and subsequent sanitation, and the two of them were busy until the afternoon before they had time to go out to buy groceries.
The original birthday plan was so gorgeously destroyed by three bad friends.Fortunately, they didn't come to disturb the world of the two of them after dark, so it was considered interesting.
Ming Han has been busy in the kitchen for more than an hour, preparing a birthday dinner for her boyfriend with all his heart.The mille-feuille cake I ordered when I went out in the afternoon had been delivered by the errand brother for a long time, but Lin Ji still refused to blow it out with a candle.
Seeing that the time was about to pass midnight, Ming Han sat at the dining table and turned sideways, taking advantage of the person opposite him not paying attention, he put the golden birthday hat on his head.
"Don't you wish yet?"
"Wait a little longer." Lin Ji still responded like this.
Minghan was wondering what this guy was waiting for, so he saw him light all nineteen candles, raise his hand to press off the wall lamp, and then pushed over the dots of light together with the cake.
There was a gentle voice of explanation: "Wait for the person who was born a day later than me more than ten years ago."
The pointer of the vertical clock on the table slowly moved across the number 12, making a soft buzz in the quiet night.
Ming Han leaned forward knowingly, sitting opposite Lin Ji like the night they met for the first time 365 days ago, and breathed reverently together with him.
At the second when the two dates only met, the light of the dancing candles in front of them was extinguished, and they spoke in unison.
"Happy birthday."
"Happy birthday."
The birthday candles were extinguished, and the room was plunged into unbearable darkness.Ming Han only felt that he was being led to stand up, and his feet suddenly flew into the air, falling into a familiar embrace with the fragrance of grass and trees.
Immediately afterwards, he was thrown onto the new bed that had just been tidied up for a while. When there was a strange but soft touch on his back, he heard voices in his ears.
"There are still [-] words of user experience that have not yet been handed in. Why don't we give it a try?"
After all, everyone has such a shell-breaking day, so it would be troublesome to send it back and forth, not to mention their relationship, if they like something, they can just give it away, there is no need to wait until the birthday.
It's been a long time since Lin Ji's coming-of-age ceremony, and this year was no exception. What's special is that a new member named Minghan joins, and even congratulates the successful college entrance examination.
At the beginning of July, the universities in City A have not yet started their summer vacation.Ye Bai and Liang Xihe are in the bald-headed major, and usually they are wild, but the result is that both of them are rushing to work on the final design day and night.Huang Xizhi and Pei Qingyan are a pair of handsome men and beautiful women who are considered popular figures in the college, and they are also very busy during the exam review week.
Although none of the three can come in person, the gift can come to the door on time.
On Lin Ji's birthday, at seven o'clock in the morning, the door of the house was knocked loudly.
"Who is this? You'd better have a good reason for knocking."
The tall boy, who was sleeping comfortably in the warm quilt, quickly lifted the quilt, put on a pair of loose shorts on his bare white legs, muttered irritably, got out of bed and walked towards the door.And the other person who was hugged by him turned over impatiently, shrank into the quilt and fell asleep.
With a bang, Lin Ji unlocked the door, and sleepily saw several movers and installers in dark blue overalls standing outside, crowded in the narrow stairwell.
He frowned suspiciously, "What's the matter?"
"Hello, is this Mr. Mu? We talked on the phone half an hour ago." A porter wearing a hat standing at the front answered with a white notebook in his hand. He should have been the one who knocked on the door just now.
"No, what phone?" Lin Ji asked even more puzzled, and at the same time reached out to rub the corners of his eyes that were blurred due to tiredness.
The worker in the hat looked up at the tall man in front of him, hesitated for a moment, and subconsciously looked at the door number, and then explained after confirming that he had gone the right way: "I am here to deliver the goods and install them for you. Is it you who just asked us to come to the door by 07:30 on the phone?"
The installation worker delivered the notebook in his hand as he spoke. There was a contact phone number on the bottom line of the delivery note. The familiar suffix number 0101 made Lin Ji easily think of Liang Xihe, who belonged to Ye Bai. Lunar birthday.
Then there is the name of the contact person, no matter how the surname is separated, it will not be written like this, so there is no doubt that the three characters "Mu Muji" are written in the grid in front of him.
... No wonder it is "Mr. Wood".
It is also required that you must come to the door before 07:30. Are you afraid that I will wake up if it is later?
Lin Ji glanced behind a group of porters in blue clothes. There were several cardboard boxes, big and small, and I don't know what mysterious objects they contained.Looking down at the list of goods, it seems to be a complete set of desktop computers, a multi-functional cat climbing wheel treadmill, and...a bed?
What the hell?Even through those cardboard boxes, he knew that the three boys of Huang Yeliang must have messed up something.
Although he felt confused in the world, Lin Ji stepped aside to open the seat by the door, glanced at the direction of the bedroom with a frown, and said helplessly, "Come in, move gently."
Despite such warnings, several people brought such a bunch of large objects into the house, how could they be quiet.Before they moved the largest item, the sleepers were already disturbed by noises outside the living room.
"what happened?"
Getting up made Minghan feel irritable, he rubbed his forehead hair carelessly, and leaned out of the bedroom with a somewhat messy hair shape.
Seeing that someone was woken up, Lin Ji didn't know how to explain it, so he shook his phone to signal him to go and see for himself.
Ming Han walked around the busy installation workers, leaned sleepily on the sofa in the living room, and checked unread messages with his dark eyes closed.
In the "Wine and Meat Friends" group, several people have chatted about many messages.
[Lin Ji: Are you poisonous in the morning? ]
[Lin Ji: Picture]
[Lin Ji: Who sent these, come out and claim them yourself. ]
The first person to reply effervescently was Ye Bai who usually didn't talk much in the group. He sent a photo of their cat Napoleon.
[Ye Bai: Picture]
[Ye Bai: The pet treadmill was given to your cat by my cat, so it shouldn't be too much to exchange feelings from the same cattery. ]
[Ye Bai: The rest has nothing to do with me. ]
This person removed himself from the turmoil with three messages in a row, and then he retired without appearing again, and then switched their old attacker to the field through a manual switch.
[Liang Xihe: I bought the computer, but I didn't give it to you.Wish your brother a happy birthday in advance for me. ]
[Liang Xihe: Forget it, I don’t need you to replace me, just stay where it’s cool.I forgot, people are here. ]
[Liang Xihe: @明汗, I don’t know what model you are used to using, so I match it according to my own preferences, and play games together when I have time. ]
There were three more pieces of news that Lin Ji could not refute. After all, these two gifts were indeed not for him, and it seemed that he had no right to speak.
[Lin Ji: Then I can always ask about this bed, right?Cat climbing wheels, computer suits, etc. are fine, but I will check out the admission notice next month and go to city A. Who has a bag and got a bed? ]
The only remaining giant in the group took time out of his busy schedule to speak up in time.
[Huang Xizhi: This is like saying that if I don’t buy a bed, I won’t have to move for you. ]
[Huang Xizhi: Even if you move tomorrow, you can still sleep overnight today.You don’t understand the principle of enjoying yourself in time is too short a life, and neither does your younger brother? ]
[Huang Xizhi: Besides, what's wrong with my bed, you two tried it so soon? ]
This group of people seems to have made an agreement, one person will send three messages, and they will take turns in battle.
Ming Han, who was cueed for no reason, silently looked in Lin Ji's direction, his dark eyes seemed to explain: Lingyou's paths are a little wild.
But Lin Ji only grasped some of Lao Huang's words. According to him, what's so special about this bed?
Squatting down in front of several disassembled cartons just moved into the room, squinting carefully to read the small print on the package: a moving massage bed for two people, eight modes to meet various life needs, and a vibration spa with all-round functions Comfortable enjoyment, 60-degree leg lift, gentle and comfortable multiple frequency mobile phone control.
It knows your needs...
I'm stupid, Lin Jimo choked on his own saliva after reading a third of the time.
The phone rang again, and it was still a message from the wine and meat friend group chat.
[Huang Xizhi: Why are you silent?Realized my ignorance?After the experience tonight, write an 8000-word impression of using it, and submit it to the group for review. ]
[Ye Bai: Remember @我 when the time comes. ]
[Liang Xihe: Write an additional 12000 and send it to me privately. ]
Ming Han realized something was wrong when he saw this, squatted next to Lin Ji, and after reading the function introduction of a certain double bed, he was petrified on the spot as expected.
How many people in the group are sure that this is a birthday present, not a sacrifice?Even if you close your eyes, you know who will kill who on this bed, right?
It took a while for the mysteriously silent atmosphere to be broken by an installation worker.
"Mr. Mu, do you think we should install the computer first or the bed first?"
"..."
Ming Han recovered from the sixty-degree rise and fall of the head and tail of the bed, coughed lightly, and then said to the workers: "I can install the computer myself."
After taking a few steps to the packing box, it took half a minute to unpack it before realizing: Who is Mr. Mu?
Assembling the computer desk and chair was not difficult, and Ming Han and Lin Ji worked together to get it done quickly.But when he opened the computer box, Ming Han glanced at the parts of the case that hadn't been installed inside, paused slightly, and said awkwardly, "It's water cooling."
The eyes fell on the icons and shapes of these things. The basic price of the chassis alone is less than [-], plus a whole set of gaming buckets, this gift is not light.
Lin Ji calmly touched the edge of the screen that was glowing with cold light, looked at her boyfriend with serious eyes, and smiled comfortingly: "If you like it, you are welcome, just treat them as a gift for your mother-in-law to meet relatives and friends."
Although Ming Han didn't say anything to refute the "mother-in-law" statement, he glanced at him from the end of his eyes, then lowered his head and assembled it seriously.
A lot of energy was spent on furniture installation and subsequent sanitation, and the two of them were busy until the afternoon before they had time to go out to buy groceries.
The original birthday plan was so gorgeously destroyed by three bad friends.Fortunately, they didn't come to disturb the world of the two of them after dark, so it was considered interesting.
Ming Han has been busy in the kitchen for more than an hour, preparing a birthday dinner for her boyfriend with all his heart.The mille-feuille cake I ordered when I went out in the afternoon had been delivered by the errand brother for a long time, but Lin Ji still refused to blow it out with a candle.
Seeing that the time was about to pass midnight, Ming Han sat at the dining table and turned sideways, taking advantage of the person opposite him not paying attention, he put the golden birthday hat on his head.
"Don't you wish yet?"
"Wait a little longer." Lin Ji still responded like this.
Minghan was wondering what this guy was waiting for, so he saw him light all nineteen candles, raise his hand to press off the wall lamp, and then pushed over the dots of light together with the cake.
There was a gentle voice of explanation: "Wait for the person who was born a day later than me more than ten years ago."
The pointer of the vertical clock on the table slowly moved across the number 12, making a soft buzz in the quiet night.
Ming Han leaned forward knowingly, sitting opposite Lin Ji like the night they met for the first time 365 days ago, and breathed reverently together with him.
At the second when the two dates only met, the light of the dancing candles in front of them was extinguished, and they spoke in unison.
"Happy birthday."
"Happy birthday."
The birthday candles were extinguished, and the room was plunged into unbearable darkness.Ming Han only felt that he was being led to stand up, and his feet suddenly flew into the air, falling into a familiar embrace with the fragrance of grass and trees.
Immediately afterwards, he was thrown onto the new bed that had just been tidied up for a while. When there was a strange but soft touch on his back, he heard voices in his ears.
"There are still [-] words of user experience that have not yet been handed in. Why don't we give it a try?"
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