[Comprehensive] Seimei was invited to be an aunt
Chapter 57 Not This Kind of Operation
That is Wanwu's latest imitation chocolate black mud saponin, which is still Zhouzhu's brand. I have been coveting it for several days in California Qingguang, but I didn't expect it to be used to coax Tsurumaru Kuninaga now.
Sure enough, as I guessed, Tsurumaru Kuninaga sniffed, then raised his wet eyes and looked at me. With my acquiescence, he stretched out a hand to grab a piece of chocolate, and then opened his mouth wide. took a bite...
The front face is full of high energy...
After chewing a few times, Tsurumaru Kuninaga suddenly covered his mouth, his expression became weird, and his eyes fell on my face again, I blinked at him innocently, oh, what is this? What's wrong?
"My lord... this chocolate... has expired... um!" In the middle of speaking, white foam began to emerge from Tsurumaru Kuninaga's mouth. He looked at the foam in horror, and pointed at his hand tremblingly. Mouth, "Master... my lord, it's poisonous."
"Hahahahaha, Crane Ball, you have your day too! Although it is black mud soap, it is non-toxic after all. How about it? Crane Ball, does it have an earthy smell?"
Finally, I couldn't help but pounded the ground and laughed loudly, let him play a prank, now I also tasted the taste of being pranked by others, right?Uh... His wrist was grabbed by Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and then he held the back of my head, tilted his head, and poured the foam into my mouth, um... an unspeakable taste surged to my taste buds, and I hurriedly pushed Kaizurumaru Kuninaga ran to the pool with the two of them, spit out the mosaic all over the floor, and then washed away the remaining soap crumbs in his mouth with clean water, but the fresh smell of earth still lingered in his mouth I can't go on lingering.
Clenching my hands tightly into fists, I held back my anger, and showed a "kind" smile to Tsurumaru Kuninaga, "Crane! Maru! Kuni! Yong!" Is it because my fat aunt can't carry a knife anymore?Or are you floating the crane ball?
"This is not a strange crane. It was you who made a prank first, my lord, hahaha, but this really scared the crane. I thought it was chocolate poisoned by someone." With a mouthful of small white teeth, he laughed loudly. This magical laughter made me want to add an emoji of Curator Jin to him.
With my hands crossed in front of my chest, I leaned on the edge of the pool and looked at Tsurumaru Kuninaga. Sure enough, the one with such a hearty smile is the one I saw before, right?Quietly took the water hose next to the pool for watering the grass, turned on the switch, and rushed towards Tsurumaru Kuninaga.
"Don't think that if you say that, I will let you go easily!"
The water flowed towards Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and he pushed the hat on the back of his head, pinched both sides of the hat brim with both hands, with a smile on his face, and when he looked at me proudly, the water flowed On his face, a gorgeous water flower bloomed in the sun.
"Ah, my lord, you are too shameless."
"Hmph, don't hide if you have the ability!"
……
"This really makes Crane jealous, so jealous that if he can't get it, he wants to destroy it."
Suddenly a voice came to mind, and Tsurumaru Kuninaga and I were startled, put down the water pipe in our hands, and looked in the direction of the sound. As expected, it was the man who was very similar to Tsurumaru Kuninaga in black, standing in front of him. At the flower stand, the crimson eyes looked towards this side, seeing us looking towards him, pursed thin lips, revealing a lonely smile.
After seeing that person clearly, Tsurumaru Kuninaga's pupils dilated, stretched out an arm to protect me behind him, glared at him and said, "What are you doing here?"
They know each other?Looking at Tsurumaru Kuninaga suspiciously, his always smiling face became serious, his body was also very stiff, his eyes were like a frozen deep lake, the ice was cold and there was no wave, even in the face of time on the battlefield He had never shown such a look when he was marching back.
Could it be that these two people are actually twins or something?I poked Tsurumaru Kuninaga's back with my finger, and when he turned his ear slightly to listen to me, I raised a hand to my lips and said as softly as possible: "I bought some watermelons, come first Let's eat next to it..."
From now on, I will be a down-to-earth eater.
"Your lord... oh..." For some reason, Tsurumaru Kuninaga seemed to hold his forehead in disappointment, and then waved at me, expressing his disgust and let me leave.This action made me angry all of a sudden, even now I still dare to despise me, what kind of person am I, do you not count 13 in your heart?
"Hey, you, don't pretend to be mysterious, who are you?"
Ignoring Tsurumaru Kuninaga's obstruction, I took a few steps forward and yelled at the man in black. The existence of this man seemed to make Tsurumaru Kuninaga very afraid. Did they know each other?No, Tsurumaru Kuninaga is the sword that the government gave me after I came to this Honmaru in order to expand the combat power and protect the history. Both Kohomaru and Kohomaru were transformed into humans at that time. I stayed together, and it was even more impossible to know this person.
Could it be an even longer time ago, when Tsurumaru Kuninaga's master wasn't me?
"Are you asking me? My name is... Tsurumaru Kuninaga."
The man froze for a moment, then looked at me with a smile, and answered every word seriously, but the moment he spoke, I was shocked, two Tsurumaru Kuninaga? "Fake?"
"No, I'm the real Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and I'm much stronger than the useless sword in front of you. Whether it's the time-traveling army or the police, I can easily solve them for you Oh. How? Can you abandon him to be my master?"
While speaking, he put his hand on the sword at his waist. Although the words were extremely arrogant, there was no reason to believe that he possessed this ability.If I got him, I would have nothing to be afraid of. If I complete the task of protecting history earlier, I will be able to leave this Honmaru earlier and return to my original world.
Seeing me walking towards the man in black who called himself "Tsurumaru Kuninaga", Tsurumaru Kuninaga stood uncomfortably behind me and called out "...Master", is he afraid of being abandoned?Even his voice became weaker, or did he choose not to stop him even though he was worried that I would abandon him?Silly Crane Ball, although you like to make trouble, you are weak and disobedient, but since you have become my sword, I will definitely...
"Hahahaha... Are you stupid? Seeing such a master, he would leave his seriously wounded sword and run away by himself on the battlefield, okay? And he will take revenge, very stingy, very different from your previous gentle master Big, right? You actually have a crush on him... Hahahaha... He is not only lazy than that guy Akashi, but also very greedy, often secretly eating the food made by Xiaoguang by himself..."
I will definitely kill you, Crane Ball!
I raised my foot and kicked Tsurumaru Kuninaga in the face who was spouting bad words about me, leaving my 40-yard footprints, then clapped my hands and walked casually to the side of Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was black as if he had fallen into a pool of ink , patted him on the shoulder, and said with a serious face: "Please forget everything just now!"
If I can't forget it, then I have no choice but to kill the crane. After all, only a dead crane can't speak. In front of him, I pulled out the dagger in my sleeve, and I thought I showed a pure and harmless smile.
"...Well." After hesitating for a breath, he laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up. He supported the tree trunk beside him and laughed for a long time before raising his face, looking at me, and pretending to be affectionate: "It's ok, it's your request after all, so, are you willing to be my master?"
Why does this guy insist on me being his master?Recalling what Tsurumaru Kuninaga said just now, he seems to have had a very gentle master with a personality completely different from mine?So where is that master now?He raised his eyes and glanced at him again. His hair and clothes were so black that there was no variegated color. The only strange color was his eyes. At this time, the beautiful red eyes looked like they were stained with blood.
scare!
According to the few bloody scripts in my heart, he can't be the fallen Fu Sangshen, right?I also remembered that when I just came to this maru, Fox Nosuke told me that once the sword man fell into the dark, he should smash the sword as soon as possible and take back their human body, otherwise the fallen sword man is very likely to turn back , making the act of killing the master.
Looking at Tsurumaru Kuninaga like this, I suddenly had a bold guess.
He...he didn't kill the previous master, but now...he wants to kill me now, right?Aww, the government cheated me!
"Well, you see, I'm so poor, I really can't expand the extra houses, and there are still a lot of swords that haven't come yet, I can't let them sleep on the trees after they come here? Ah, and that... I heard that there is an old man named Mikazuki Zongjin inside, so this is abusing the elderly, so, how should I say... I am very sorry that I cannot be your master!"
I don't care about old people, who knows if your knife will wipe my neck after I become your master.
Although I was thinking like this in my heart, I couldn't show it halfway. At this time, I simply gave myself a big praise for my acting skills, which made the man in front of me stunned.When I wanted to say something to enhance the effect of tear gas, when a crow flew down on the tree trunk next to me, it looked at me with round eyes, and then opened its mouth.
"My son is so handsome, why are you dissatisfied with being his master?"
Wucao... "The crow has spoken!!! And his tone is as confusing as the parents of the man who failed the blind date!"
"Wu Rumei's crow, can't you tell that it's an eight-tag bird? I'm short-sighted." After finishing speaking, the crow jumped up and transformed into a petite boy and fell from the shadow of the tree. Its slender feet landed firmly When he landed, he was wearing a black and red hunting suit, and his posture was very beautiful.
He raised a hand to his lips, looked at me with bright eyes, and said softly but majesticly: "My name is Xiao Karasuma, and I am the father of these men with swords."
He made a decisive decision immediately, and slapped him across the face, "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master, crow."
Sure enough, as I guessed, Tsurumaru Kuninaga sniffed, then raised his wet eyes and looked at me. With my acquiescence, he stretched out a hand to grab a piece of chocolate, and then opened his mouth wide. took a bite...
The front face is full of high energy...
After chewing a few times, Tsurumaru Kuninaga suddenly covered his mouth, his expression became weird, and his eyes fell on my face again, I blinked at him innocently, oh, what is this? What's wrong?
"My lord... this chocolate... has expired... um!" In the middle of speaking, white foam began to emerge from Tsurumaru Kuninaga's mouth. He looked at the foam in horror, and pointed at his hand tremblingly. Mouth, "Master... my lord, it's poisonous."
"Hahahahaha, Crane Ball, you have your day too! Although it is black mud soap, it is non-toxic after all. How about it? Crane Ball, does it have an earthy smell?"
Finally, I couldn't help but pounded the ground and laughed loudly, let him play a prank, now I also tasted the taste of being pranked by others, right?Uh... His wrist was grabbed by Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and then he held the back of my head, tilted his head, and poured the foam into my mouth, um... an unspeakable taste surged to my taste buds, and I hurriedly pushed Kaizurumaru Kuninaga ran to the pool with the two of them, spit out the mosaic all over the floor, and then washed away the remaining soap crumbs in his mouth with clean water, but the fresh smell of earth still lingered in his mouth I can't go on lingering.
Clenching my hands tightly into fists, I held back my anger, and showed a "kind" smile to Tsurumaru Kuninaga, "Crane! Maru! Kuni! Yong!" Is it because my fat aunt can't carry a knife anymore?Or are you floating the crane ball?
"This is not a strange crane. It was you who made a prank first, my lord, hahaha, but this really scared the crane. I thought it was chocolate poisoned by someone." With a mouthful of small white teeth, he laughed loudly. This magical laughter made me want to add an emoji of Curator Jin to him.
With my hands crossed in front of my chest, I leaned on the edge of the pool and looked at Tsurumaru Kuninaga. Sure enough, the one with such a hearty smile is the one I saw before, right?Quietly took the water hose next to the pool for watering the grass, turned on the switch, and rushed towards Tsurumaru Kuninaga.
"Don't think that if you say that, I will let you go easily!"
The water flowed towards Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and he pushed the hat on the back of his head, pinched both sides of the hat brim with both hands, with a smile on his face, and when he looked at me proudly, the water flowed On his face, a gorgeous water flower bloomed in the sun.
"Ah, my lord, you are too shameless."
"Hmph, don't hide if you have the ability!"
……
"This really makes Crane jealous, so jealous that if he can't get it, he wants to destroy it."
Suddenly a voice came to mind, and Tsurumaru Kuninaga and I were startled, put down the water pipe in our hands, and looked in the direction of the sound. As expected, it was the man who was very similar to Tsurumaru Kuninaga in black, standing in front of him. At the flower stand, the crimson eyes looked towards this side, seeing us looking towards him, pursed thin lips, revealing a lonely smile.
After seeing that person clearly, Tsurumaru Kuninaga's pupils dilated, stretched out an arm to protect me behind him, glared at him and said, "What are you doing here?"
They know each other?Looking at Tsurumaru Kuninaga suspiciously, his always smiling face became serious, his body was also very stiff, his eyes were like a frozen deep lake, the ice was cold and there was no wave, even in the face of time on the battlefield He had never shown such a look when he was marching back.
Could it be that these two people are actually twins or something?I poked Tsurumaru Kuninaga's back with my finger, and when he turned his ear slightly to listen to me, I raised a hand to my lips and said as softly as possible: "I bought some watermelons, come first Let's eat next to it..."
From now on, I will be a down-to-earth eater.
"Your lord... oh..." For some reason, Tsurumaru Kuninaga seemed to hold his forehead in disappointment, and then waved at me, expressing his disgust and let me leave.This action made me angry all of a sudden, even now I still dare to despise me, what kind of person am I, do you not count 13 in your heart?
"Hey, you, don't pretend to be mysterious, who are you?"
Ignoring Tsurumaru Kuninaga's obstruction, I took a few steps forward and yelled at the man in black. The existence of this man seemed to make Tsurumaru Kuninaga very afraid. Did they know each other?No, Tsurumaru Kuninaga is the sword that the government gave me after I came to this Honmaru in order to expand the combat power and protect the history. Both Kohomaru and Kohomaru were transformed into humans at that time. I stayed together, and it was even more impossible to know this person.
Could it be an even longer time ago, when Tsurumaru Kuninaga's master wasn't me?
"Are you asking me? My name is... Tsurumaru Kuninaga."
The man froze for a moment, then looked at me with a smile, and answered every word seriously, but the moment he spoke, I was shocked, two Tsurumaru Kuninaga? "Fake?"
"No, I'm the real Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and I'm much stronger than the useless sword in front of you. Whether it's the time-traveling army or the police, I can easily solve them for you Oh. How? Can you abandon him to be my master?"
While speaking, he put his hand on the sword at his waist. Although the words were extremely arrogant, there was no reason to believe that he possessed this ability.If I got him, I would have nothing to be afraid of. If I complete the task of protecting history earlier, I will be able to leave this Honmaru earlier and return to my original world.
Seeing me walking towards the man in black who called himself "Tsurumaru Kuninaga", Tsurumaru Kuninaga stood uncomfortably behind me and called out "...Master", is he afraid of being abandoned?Even his voice became weaker, or did he choose not to stop him even though he was worried that I would abandon him?Silly Crane Ball, although you like to make trouble, you are weak and disobedient, but since you have become my sword, I will definitely...
"Hahahaha... Are you stupid? Seeing such a master, he would leave his seriously wounded sword and run away by himself on the battlefield, okay? And he will take revenge, very stingy, very different from your previous gentle master Big, right? You actually have a crush on him... Hahahaha... He is not only lazy than that guy Akashi, but also very greedy, often secretly eating the food made by Xiaoguang by himself..."
I will definitely kill you, Crane Ball!
I raised my foot and kicked Tsurumaru Kuninaga in the face who was spouting bad words about me, leaving my 40-yard footprints, then clapped my hands and walked casually to the side of Tsurumaru Kuninaga, who was black as if he had fallen into a pool of ink , patted him on the shoulder, and said with a serious face: "Please forget everything just now!"
If I can't forget it, then I have no choice but to kill the crane. After all, only a dead crane can't speak. In front of him, I pulled out the dagger in my sleeve, and I thought I showed a pure and harmless smile.
"...Well." After hesitating for a breath, he laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up. He supported the tree trunk beside him and laughed for a long time before raising his face, looking at me, and pretending to be affectionate: "It's ok, it's your request after all, so, are you willing to be my master?"
Why does this guy insist on me being his master?Recalling what Tsurumaru Kuninaga said just now, he seems to have had a very gentle master with a personality completely different from mine?So where is that master now?He raised his eyes and glanced at him again. His hair and clothes were so black that there was no variegated color. The only strange color was his eyes. At this time, the beautiful red eyes looked like they were stained with blood.
scare!
According to the few bloody scripts in my heart, he can't be the fallen Fu Sangshen, right?I also remembered that when I just came to this maru, Fox Nosuke told me that once the sword man fell into the dark, he should smash the sword as soon as possible and take back their human body, otherwise the fallen sword man is very likely to turn back , making the act of killing the master.
Looking at Tsurumaru Kuninaga like this, I suddenly had a bold guess.
He...he didn't kill the previous master, but now...he wants to kill me now, right?Aww, the government cheated me!
"Well, you see, I'm so poor, I really can't expand the extra houses, and there are still a lot of swords that haven't come yet, I can't let them sleep on the trees after they come here? Ah, and that... I heard that there is an old man named Mikazuki Zongjin inside, so this is abusing the elderly, so, how should I say... I am very sorry that I cannot be your master!"
I don't care about old people, who knows if your knife will wipe my neck after I become your master.
Although I was thinking like this in my heart, I couldn't show it halfway. At this time, I simply gave myself a big praise for my acting skills, which made the man in front of me stunned.When I wanted to say something to enhance the effect of tear gas, when a crow flew down on the tree trunk next to me, it looked at me with round eyes, and then opened its mouth.
"My son is so handsome, why are you dissatisfied with being his master?"
Wucao... "The crow has spoken!!! And his tone is as confusing as the parents of the man who failed the blind date!"
"Wu Rumei's crow, can't you tell that it's an eight-tag bird? I'm short-sighted." After finishing speaking, the crow jumped up and transformed into a petite boy and fell from the shadow of the tree. Its slender feet landed firmly When he landed, he was wearing a black and red hunting suit, and his posture was very beautiful.
He raised a hand to his lips, looked at me with bright eyes, and said softly but majesticly: "My name is Xiao Karasuma, and I am the father of these men with swords."
He made a decisive decision immediately, and slapped him across the face, "After the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a master, crow."
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