Professional God

The different degrees of blows suffered by several friends did not conceal the happy fact that Class 1 ([-]) of Senior High School won a big victory in the class challenge.Everyone quickly forgot about their unsightly grades, and used the class fees collected from the defeated class next door to hold a sumptuous class banquet—about as rich as a packet of spicy strips for each person.

Ye Chuan tasted it twice before throwing it to Ruolan.The guide girl accepted it very happily, and didn't mind the slobber of the other sentries at all. Instead, Chu Ze stared at her several times.Staring at her back made her hair stand on end, but she didn't know what she did wrong.

She always had a vague intuition that since Chu Ze and Ye Chuan came back from the [-]th holiday, there seemed to be something different.To be specific about where the change is... It seems that I am not very clear.If you want to make an analogy, it is like a snowflake lost in a hurricane suddenly finds its way, thus passing through the severe cold, turning into an indomitable ice blade with a clear goal and invincible.

It's also chilling.

As a result, Ruolan admired and envied Ye Chuan very much—for some reason, the relationship between this guy and Chu Ze was still as natural as before. I don't know whether it was because he was too adaptable, or he just didn't notice anything at all.I am elated every day, and I don't know what I am being silly about.

Of course, this is also very likely due to the fact that Chu Ze moved to Ye Chuan's villa again.In addition to keeping up with the school's teaching progress, he also hired a private tutor for one-on-one tutoring with the help of his tutor Tong Guanlu (if Ye Chuan happened to be there, he would be caught by him for one-on-one tutoring). He also grabbed Ye Chuan to teach him comprehensive essays - although it really didn't work.

Ye Chuan's learning ability is very strong, and he can almost immediately draw inferences about the things he has taught.But corresponding to this is his laxity and forgetfulness. In just 10 minutes, he can completely forget all the knowledge points he has just memorized, which is very troublesome.Chu Ze's persistent education didn't affect him at all.

After a semester of intensive knowledge absorption, Chu Ze's progress is obvious to all.From the bottom of the entrance examination, hovering around the grade average in the senior high school entrance examination, and then slowly but firmly rising to the upper middle of the grade at the end of the semester, his name will appear on the progress list in almost every mock exam.For a while, not only the head teacher's catchphrase became "How is Chu Ze?", even Ye Huai, who has always been critical of Chu Ze, began by saying "Look how Chu Ze is doing" when criticizing Ye Chuan. .The defeated class who lost the mid-term exam tried to get back in the final exam, and once again challenged Chu Ze and his class... or challenged to increase the average score.Ye Chuan cursed endlessly with disgust on his face, and at the same time came up with a bad idea: "Which one has the best grade in their class, can you go to the cafeteria and point it out to me later?"

Chu Ze: "...please don't try to put laxatives in your classmates' lunch."

"Take laxatives? Do I look like someone who would do such a shameful thing?!" Ye Chuan exclaimed exaggeratedly holding his face. "The most I can find is a gay whistle, and he won't be able to leave on the day of the final exam!"

Chu Ze: "..."

He gently but resolutely stopped his deskmate - he had an inexplicable feeling that since Ye Chuan could make such an absurd suggestion, he must have the ability to turn it into reality.

The management of the final exam is stricter than that of the midterm exam, and even a habitual offender like Ye Chuan has a hard time.Because a student in the next class was caught cheating in the first class, with the belief that the fish would die and the net would be broken, he reported to the teachers that there were a large number of cheating colleagues in this exam.Hearing the news, the superstructure was greatly shocked, and unprecedentedly strengthened the supervision and patrol of this exam.

Here I have to mention that what Chu Ze saw was Ye Chuan's thrilling process of cheating in the exam.

There are four invigilators patrolling in a classroom, taking turns to monitor, and assigning special personnel to follow the key suspects.Next to Ye Chuan, he stared at a young female teacher. After one exam, he was asked to show his ID card twice, his pencil case was checked three times, and twice he was asked to shake the test paper to see if there were any cheat sheets. Once asked him to lift a small skirt.

Chu Ze really broke into a cold sweat for Ye Chuan, and asked him when he left the examination room, "You really didn't cheat this time?"

"Are you making an international joke?" Ye Chuan said. "I don't write a cheat sheet, I can only pass by stepping on the answer sheet. I put the cheat sheet between the questionnaire and the answer sheet, so that when she asks me to pick up the test paper and shake it, I will pass." Hold the cheat sheet through the question and answer sheet, so no matter how you shake it, nothing will come out."

Chu Ze: "..."

After he finished speaking, he began to write in the palm of his hand again to prepare for the next exam.Chu Ze said helplessly, "It's too easy for you to expose the target like this." He hummed twice nonchalantly: "No way, just wait and see."

During the afternoon exam, the female proctor was still looking at Ye Chuan.She patrolled around Ye Chuan twice, and soon (under Ye Chuan's deliberate bewitching) she discovered the clue.

"What did you write in your hand?" She asked sharply with an expression of "as expected".

Ye Chuan looked evasively: "Eh...that's...I wrote it for fun."

The invigilator didn't believe his nonsense, grabbed his wrist and turned his hand over, writing a few lines of small characters densely in his palm.The female invigilator immediately showed a victorious smile as if she had climbed to the commanding heights of the snowfield and planted the flag of the conqueror, or dug [-] miles underground to find a gold mine.

In order to prove her victory, she lowered her head to see carefully what kind of cheat sheet this little bastard typed.So soon, her happy face turned into a disheveled one.

"Wipe it clean!" She said as she threw away Ye Chuan's hand, and walked away quickly with a blank expression.

When he got out of the entrance of the examination room, Chu Ze couldn't help but asked him again: "What did you write in your hand?"

Ye Chuan unfolded his palm to show him, on it were four lines of small blue characters written neatly and carefully.

"Are you surprised?"

"Are you surprised?"

"I didn't expect it?"

"Can't you accept it all at once?!"

Forget it, he transcribed it in Qingta language and Jinta language, for fear that others would not understand.Chu Ze was simply overwhelmed.

During the last written test, the invigilator didn't want to talk to Ye Chuan anymore, even if he walked past him, he didn't look sideways.Then I saw that when the exam was over, Ye Chuan got up to hand in the paper, there was a cheat sheet under the paper, a cheat sheet was hidden in the pencil case, a cheat sheet was sitting under his buttocks, and he took out his mobile phone from the bowknot pocket of his skirt Yes to the answer.

Chu Ze deeply felt that if a list of the most unpopular candidates were to be selected, Ye Chuan alone could dominate the top ten.

After the practice class on the last day, the trio had dinner together in the cafeteria for the last time as usual—although theoretically, there should be a week of review time for the test papers, but Ye Chuan said that he would go home in the afternoon after the test.There was no other reason, and his guardian told him to go home and take medicine.

Ruolan, who didn't want to listen to the commentary on the test paper, and Chu Ze, who didn't want him to leave, expressed deep regret at the same time.

"I was sitting in the third row, and I saw Ah Chuan cheating." Ruolan smacked her lips. "The operation can't be more flamboyant, okay?! I thought I was already flirting with cheating on mental power, but I didn't expect Achuan to be even more cheating!"

"Cheating is cheating if you are caught, and if you are not caught - it is called a technical victory." Ye Chuan's old god was there, and he seemed to be experienced.

The well-behaved schoolmaster Chu Ze didn't want to get involved in their conversation, so he stuffed each of them with a taro and sweet potato ball to stop their mouths: "Do you have any plans for the winter vacation?"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... probably planning to lose weight?" Ruolan tilted her head and thought for a while. "The latest news I heard is that because the influx of Western aboGood Blue Classics in Chita was too serious in the past two months, the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television directly blocked all of them, and even several fan circles were accidentally injured... Cough, the point is not this, the main thing is The sale of the film in Chita was so tragic that it aroused the dissatisfaction of a large number of sentinels and organized several large-scale demonstrations and protests."

Chu Ze, captain of the anti-pornography and anti-illegal team: "...You guys are justified in watching the film."

"It is human instinct to be curious about ****! In short, in order to appease the angry Sentinels, there is news from the Golden Tower that an unprecedented wave of Sentinels may be held in the White Tower during this year's graduation season Prom." Ruolan said. "In addition to recent graduates, outstanding single sentinels who have graduated from previous years will receive invitations. I am actively preparing to attract a mature and reliable sentinel... Take a look, have I lost weight recently?"

She said, squirming her buttocks on the chair to show her waist.Chu Ze reluctantly said perfunctorily: "You have become thin like a bolt of lightning."

Ye Chuan didn't raise his head: "Spherical lightning."

Ruolan: "...Hey! You want to be beaten!"

The anger of being scorned in appearance can make the female guide brave to challenge the sentinel.In order to prevent the tragedy that was about to happen, Chu Ze picked up a chopstick and crossed the bridge rice noodle, meaning: "Then thin it into a noodle."

Ye Chuan rubbed the sweet potato noodles in his bowl: "It's probably root wide noodles."

Ruolan was extremely angry: "You can accumulate some morals, why don't you tm talk about sliced ​​noodles???!"

Then he threw the bowl and left in anger.

Ruolan ran away, and the originally planned two-person see-off on Yangguan Road turned into one-on-one.Chu Ze sent Ye Chuan to the gate of the White Pagoda, and said helplessly, "What can I do if I don't say a few words, look, have you lost your popularity?"

Ye Chuan tilted his head towards him: "You want me to coax other guides?"

Chu Ze: "..."

He was choked by this sentence, and he almost couldn't catch his breath. After a while, he said with difficulty: "Anyway... she is our classmate."

"If you want me to coax her, I'll coax her." Soon after the parting, Ye Chuan looked a little depressed, lowered his head and kicked the fallen leaves on the side of the road.After kicking twice, he suddenly approached Chu Ze, stared at him seriously and asked, "Is she really pretty?"

Chu Ze: "Uh, still pretty?"

"Does it look good with me?" Ye Chuan pointed at himself and asked again reluctantly. "You prefer girls? Is she prettier than me?"

"No, you are a sentinel, how is this compared to..."

"Then you prefer to be a guide?"

"I..." Chu Ze was forced to retreat by him, took an unnatural step back, his face was almost burning. "My God, what are you asking!"

Ye Chuan's expression was very serious, and he didn't mean to be joking at all: "You praised her for being pretty. But you never praised me."

- Fuck me.

Chu Ze felt that he was going to be driven crazy by this inexplicable sentinel.Although the topic was very weird, and he didn't believe it was possible at all, he actually had a feeling... that Ye Chuan was jealous? !

And the previous sentence "Look for a guide like Chu Ze"... Is this person always speaking in such a way that people can easily misunderstand, or did he say that on purpose?

For no reason, it gives people the illusion that two people are in love.

"You're pretty, you're prettier than her. Okay?" Chu Ze was defeated. "The Five Towers Alliance, the Eastern Land and the Western Ocean, and the outer space of the entire galaxy, you'd better watch it, right?!"

Upon receiving such an answer, Ye Chuan's eyes brightened instantly.The sentry returned to his usual heartless smile, winked at Chu Ze contentedly, and said goodbye to him happily.