The Bamboo Horse Dressed as the Emperor

The system felt that something was wrong, so I opened the transmission page and took a look.

!!!

He sent the original copy to the control center, but he didn't save it. He worked hard to revise the annual report all night, he, no, save, save!

The system sucked in a breath of cold air, and opened the original file tremblingly.

The utility room, dry pastures, sundries placed randomly, a child, and a bald little yellow dog.

"Hello, Dear Control Center, I'm Maomao, I want to report..."

The walls of the house are bare and dilapidated.When the photo was taken yesterday, Song Jiao was still in the shower, with her hair draped over, and an old clothes that were washed white. Children grow up fast, and the clothes are short, looking ugly and cute.

There is also a little yellow dog with a sallow and thin face, which looks like a little yellow dog with an overactive brain.

The system was about to cry when he saw it, he had to apply for a bottle of hair restorer for himself.

The news keeps coming in.

"Tong, if you have difficulties, you should report to the control center. If you can't hold on, don't be brave. The baby is still young, and the task can be done slowly. Don't worry."

"I said, how did you spend the points so quickly this year, and you still have credit in the mall. We also made mistakes in this matter. We have always had adult hosts here, and there have never been children. What's the "three yuan in a row"? "Five Cities" is done by adults, and children can't do it at all. The control center has held a meeting overnight to study the children's tasks. When the time comes, they will assign you new tasks. Don't worry, you won't lose points. "

"Why don't you give him ice cream? Give him some ice cream! Eat a big piece!"

……

Afterwards, there were all "ice cream questions", as if a management system in the control center had gone into trouble.

I am a mother.The system closed the page, turned its head slowly, and looked at the six-year-old host who was reading the text aloud.

Relying on one's own power to promote the task change of the control center, strong, too strong.

As expected of my host.

As the sun shone into the classroom, the little yellow dog moved forward and lay down where the sun could shine.

He opened the mall again, ready to pick a bottle of hair tonic for himself.

A few months ago, Emperor Qing sent someone to set fire to him, and his head was burned bald.He didn't care about it all the time, and it grew out after thinking about it for a while, but he saw himself in the unedited video today...

He can't go bald like this anymore, it's already related to his self-esteem.

There are several types of hair tonic in the mall. After thinking about it, the system decided to buy the cheapest one.There are still many places to use points in the future, and he is already in arrears, so save some if you can.

He had just pressed his paw on the purchase button when he was interrupted by a new message that popped up.

"A trial version of the task for teenagers, try it."

The system presses the download button suspiciously.

Download completed.

Starting from the entire page, the cold blue glowing interface that was originally full of technological sense began to be folded and replaced with a children's version filled with colorful ocean balls.

It's too naive, the system thought, and the panel is for me, not Maomao.

He opened the character panel again, several values ​​were similar to before, but one was added——

The ability to act like a baby.

He just said, he said it long ago, Song Jiao's ability to act like a baby is full!

Sure enough, it was full, the system gritted its teeth, no wonder he couldn't resist Mao Mao's acting like a baby, and couldn't help spending points on him. It couldn't be his fault at all, mainly because Song Jiao was too good at acting like a baby.

The system closes the interface, and then opens the task panel that has not been opened for a whole year.

As the control center just said, the tasks in the task panel are all tailored for adults.A year ago, he and Song Jiao had opened the task panel and studied all night, which task Song Jiao could complete could be exchanged for the Wangwang gift package.

In the end, they turned it over from beginning to end, and finally found that among the hundreds of tasks, there was not a single task that the five-year-old Song Jiao could do.

Since then, the task panel has been put on hold for a whole year, and the system has lived a life of debt raising cubs.

After a year, the system opens the task panel again.

This time, his eyes were occupied by the screen full of green. Green, in the mission panel, represents——

completed!Rewards available!

The system took a closer look.

Task [-]: Know five Chinese characters.

Task [-]: Recite a poem.

Task [-]: Learn to sing a song.

...and so on.

Good guy, it's not so easy to put the water in. Kindergarten homework is not so simple.

The system quickly claimed all the points, then scrolled down, and then switched to the achievement page.

Achievement [-]: I am five years old![-]th birthday gift!

Achievement 1: Make Friends (1/[-])

Achievement 1: Overwintering for the first time (1/[-])

...extremely simple.

System pupil earthquake, is this still the extremely strict control center from before?The previous missions were "capturing fifteen cities" and "making yourself king" hell mode missions. What are you doing?Send money directly?

While the system complained inwardly, its two paws honestly pressed afterimages on the panel and quickly took away the points.He was afraid that the control center would repent.

The system's paws were sore from pressing, and finally all the rewards were collected.

He looked casually, my good guy, my host has completed hundreds of achievements in a year, and I don't know how the control center was assembled.

He confirmed that he had received all the rewards he could receive before quitting to look at his existing points.

Very good, his points finally changed from negative to positive, but before he could see how many points he had, another new message popped up.

"How is it? Are you okay?"

"Almost." The system sent the message, looked up at the other party's name, and quickly added, "Boss, I think it's very good!"

"That's good. I didn't change the children's version for you earlier. It was the control center's dereliction of duty."

"No, no, the boss has worked hard."

There was a video on the other side.

The system turned to look at Song Jiao.Mr. Liu asked them to practice calligraphy by themselves. He finished writing early and was "patrolling" the class to help students who couldn't write.

The system turned around, temporarily closed the communication channel between himself and Song Jiao, and then clicked on the video.

At the scene of the car accident, police sirens and cries rang out. The dirty Song Jiao climbed out of the scrapped car and called out "Sister Nurse" a few times, but no one seemed to see him.

At this time, it began to rain, Song Jiao stretched out his hand to catch the rain, but found that the rain also passed through his palm.

It was amazing, Song Jiao looked at his little hands over and over again, the rain was accumulating more and more, and then he ran to the side to step on the puddle again.At first he was afraid to step on puddles because he was afraid of getting his clothes dirty, but now he can finally step on puddles happily.

It just so happened that at this time, the control center was in charge of selecting the host system, and took several selected hosts to pass by here.

Song Jiao put his feet together, jumped into the puddle with a bang, and the water splashed the system with a sound.

Song Jiao was taken aback. He obviously didn't splash anyone else's water just now, so he hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

He ran over, patted the hem of the system's suit with his small hand, and the system cleared his throat: "Ahem, kid, the underworld is on the other side, you went wrong..."

Song Jiao didn't hear what he was saying, and looked down at her little hand: "I can touch it."

So he ran back again, looking for the nurse sister, but found that he couldn't touch the nurse sister's clothes.

He felt strange, and the system was very helpless: "Don't run around, follow quickly."

"Oh." Song Jiao ran over, asking a lot of questions, "Then are we going to heaven? Isn't the heaven in "Tom and Jerry" like this? There are a lot of stairs to walk."

The system is going to be annoyed to death by him.

He was a little one, hiding behind the others, sneaked into the control center, and waited for the others to finish recording the host file before he followed, learning the process of the previous person, and also entered the host file.

Later, he was assigned to this world.

The system whimpered electronically: "My cub is so pitiful."

On the other side, he said, "You are the system that brings people through."

"The one who helped him enter the host file was also you."

"The system that helps him allocate the world is you again, and the system that follows him to do tasks is still you."

"You helped him arrange everything with one hand, and now you can't even recognize yourself?"

The system was still crying: "Boss, before I did the task, I formatted my memory. The one who did these things was the old me, not the current me."

"..."

"I won't be punished, right? The punishment should also be me in the past, and has nothing to do with me now..."

"No, let's not take this as an example."

The other side quickly cut off the communication, the system breathed a sigh of relief, and then turned to look at Song Jiao.

Song Jiao didn't realize it at all, he had already walked around the classroom, returned to his seat, and taught Xie Chen to write big characters.

The two were still noisy.The system smiled helplessly, then turned his head and continued to look at his points panel.

One billion, one hundred thousand, one million...

The system sucked in a breath of cool air.

In the next second, a bald little yellow dog seemed to have been trampled on its tail, jumped two meters high, jumped onto Song Jiao's table, twisted its buttocks, and started a tap dance.

A windfall, millions of points!

What else to learn!

The system kicked Song Jiao's inkstone, failed to knock it over, but made himself black all over.

Everyone in the classroom was stunned. The children patted the table and laughed. Mr. Liu rubbed his eyes, suspecting that he had read it wrong.

Song Jiao tried to hold back the crazy puppy: "Tongtong, Tongtong, what's wrong with you?"

Mr. Liu's goatee was trembling, and he hugged him: "Mamao, it's dangerous! Come here, your puppy is crazy!"

The system said loudly: "Cub, don't learn, learn ass! Dad will buy you a snack mountain! Our family has a mine, and our family has 500 million lottery tickets! Drop out of school now, let's travel around the world!"

The system was on its head, jumping up and down on the table, splashing ink all over the body.

He didn't wake up until Mr. Liu protected a group of children behind him, took a broom, beat him from a distance, and yelled at him loudly.

Koukoukou, the communication channel between him and Maomao hasn't been opened yet.

The system turned on the public screen and switched to a domineering system tone: "Mamao, quit school."

The system went crazy.

Across the iron railing, the little yellow dog was inside the cage, and Song Jiao was outside the cage.

Song Jiao lay prone in front of the cage, looking at him tearfully: "Tongtong, are you okay?"

The little yellow dog was wearing a wooden shackle: "...it's all right."

Now that he calmed down, he felt that he was really ashamed just now.

Never seen the world, just 500 million points...

500 million points, just thinking about it makes me happy!

Seeing that he was about to jump up and down again, Song Jiao stepped back in fear: "Everything..."

"It's okay." The system became quiet again, "I'm just a little excited."

"why?"

"We have 500 million points."

"five hundred?"

"500 million!"

Song Jiao thought for a while, but didn't want to understand, so she could only count with her fingers: "Ten hundred..."

"Anyway, it's a lot, it's enough for you to eat a lifetime of Want Want gift bags."

"Wow!" Song Jiao stood up, clasped his hands in the air, and expressed his excitement by stamping his feet and circling around, "There are so-so many!"

Exactly the same as the system's response.

"There are so many!" The system jumped up and hit the cage with a bang.

Song Jiao hurriedly went over to look at him: "All?"

The system grinned: "It's okay."

"That's good."

The system asked: "Then when can I come out?"

"Not yet, the key to the cage is with Grandpa. The doctor said that you may have gone crazy and you must be observed for a few days. Don't be too excited these days, or the doctor may arrest you for treatment of."

"I didn't, I just..."

"Don't worry, I will take good care of you these few days."

"Ok."

Song Jiao heard that the 500 million points were all given to him by the control center. He was very grateful and must write a thank you letter to the control center.

He spread out the pen and paper, sat upright at the table, and wrote the words "Thank you letter" and "Song Jiao".

The system said: "Just record the video directly, it doesn't need to be so troublesome."

Song Jiao said, "No, writing letters is more serious. I used to be in kindergarten, and I wrote thank-you letters to the aunt who sponsored me every month."

"Okay, okay, write what you want." As soon as he mentioned "kindergarten", the system couldn't stand it, so it had to let him go.

The system was lying on its feet in the cage.

Last night he edited the video all night, in order to let Song Jiao show the courage of the little dragon, so that the control center would not drive him away.

Unexpectedly, by accident, the control center even took this bite.

He smiled and cursed: "It's really unintentional to talk back..."

Wait a minute, he stopped, and suddenly remembered another thing.

As early as a few months ago, he could not swear in front of Song Jiao. The reason for the blocking was a plug-in given to him by the control center...

The system suddenly realized that apart from Song Jiao, there were no other underage hosts, and the child mode was not developed overnight, the control center already knew about Song Jiao.

The control center never intended to drive Song Jiao away from the beginning to the end!

He cursed and immediately sent a message to the boss: "Damn, thank you boss!"

"Ok?"

After half a month of observation, the doctor finally diagnosed that the system was not sick. The reason for the disturbance at school that day was probably because the dog was too excited when spring came.

Song Jiao, who was eager to learn, raised his hand and asked, "Doctor, why are there so many troubles in the school when spring comes?"

The old doctor is not easy to explain, the system refuses to admit that this is the reason.

The system made a reasonable plan for the 500 million points, some of which are used now, some are saved for later use, and some of them bought him a bottle of hair tonic.

Then--

There was a small mirror on the table, and the little yellow dog was sitting on a chair. Song Jiao wrapped a white towel around him: "My guest, what kind of haircut do you want?"

The system was a little tired: "Whatever, just cut it short."

"Okay." Song Jiao raised his head and saw the little yellow dog in the mirror that had more than doubled in size, and couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Don't laugh, I saw you laughing!"

"Okay." Song Jiao picked up the child safety scissors and began to trim his hair, "Tongtong, how did you grow such long hair?"

"I finally got rich. I bought a bottle of the most expensive hair tonic in the mall. I thought it was useless for puppies, so I applied a little more. Unexpectedly, it only took one night..."

Song Jiao finally couldn't hold it back, and laughed happily, while laughing, comforting him: "Yes... I'm sorry, everything, I, I didn't mean to laugh at you..."

"Laugh, laugh, my heart is dead anyway." The system knocked down the mirror with a paw, "From now on, things like mirrors can't appear in front of me, it will have a great impact on my self-esteem s damage."

Song Jiao tried hard to keep a small face: "Okay, guest."

"Stop talking, cut it quickly, and grandpa will see me later, and he will lock me up again for observation."

"it is good."

"Don't cut my ears."

"Don't move around!"

In order to avoid others, the two still cut their hair in that utility room.

It was only half cut, and suddenly someone pushed the door in again.

Song Jiao shook his hand and almost scratched the little yellow dog's ear.

Xie Chen was wearing pajamas, standing at the door: "Maomao, what are you doing?"

It's still very early now, and the sky is not yet bright. If the system hadn't set more than a dozen alarm clocks to wake up Song Jiao, Song Jiao wouldn't be able to wake up.

Xie Chen was half asleep, and wanted to grab Song Jiao as a pillow, but found that Song Jiao was gone.

Before dawn, he felt strange, so he came out to look for it.

It turned out that he was found again in this utility room.

It was the second time, and Xie Chen felt that something was wrong.

Song Jiao raised the scissors and smiled politely at him: "I'm cutting the system's hair."

"Huh?" Xie Chen walked into the room, only then did he see clearly that this dog has "waist-length hair"!

Xie Chen was taken aback, howled "Aww", turned around and picked up the weapon: "Fairy, give my old grandson a stick!"

"Xie Chen, that's not the case." Song Jiao hurriedly hugged the puppy, thought for a while, and shouted, "Tighten the curse! Coax me!"

system:? ? ?Do you kids fight like this?Don't hit it, it won't kill anyone!

Xie Chen, who obeyed the rules, immediately put down his weapon. Song Jiao picked up the little yellow dog, brushed off his long hair, and handed it to Xie Chen: "It's the system."

Xie Chen still felt hairy in his heart: "How could he grow such long hair?"

"He...he..." Song Jiao thought for a while, "He accidentally knocked over Grandpa Xie's beard-care ointment, got it all over his body, and then it became like this."

The system admired inwardly, my host is really smart.

Xie Chen thought about his grandfather's beard, and then looked at the system in front of him.

It seems to make some sense.

Song Jiao continued: "The system's hair is almost growing to be the same as Grandpa Xie's beard, so I want to help him cut it."

Xie Chen was dubious: "Why don't you cut it in the room?"

"Afraid to scare you, you were just scared."

"Okay." Xie Chen thought for a while, "Let's go back to the room and cut it. There is no light here. If you don't finish cutting quickly, the adults will get up later. I won't tell the truth."

"it is good."

Xie Chen was exploring the way ahead, Song Jiao followed behind with the little yellow dog in his arms, and the two slipped back into the room quietly.

Xie Chen closed the door and lit a candle: "Quickly cut it."

"it is good."

Song Jiao put the little yellow dog in place, and continued to cut him: "System, I didn't cut it very well, so don't dislike it."

"Got it." The system didn't care, "Just don't cut me bald."

"Okay..." Song Jiao suddenly called out, "Oh!"

An ominous premonition rose in the heart of the system.

Song Jiao quickly trimmed the puppy before the adults found out, but the system was a little dissatisfied.

Sitting in front of the mirror, the corner of his mouth twitched: "Is this what a dog ate?"

Song Jiao pinched her little hand and said embarrassedly, "It wasn't a dog who ate it, but I cut it."

"Okay, I didn't cut the bald..." The system lowered its head, and a finger-sized white spot suddenly appeared on the top of the head, "Mao Mao!"

"Yes... I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I just shook my hands." Song Jiao climbed onto the bed, "I'm so sleepy, I need to sleep for a while."

Xie Chen frowned, still feeling very strange: "Mamao, is he looking in the mirror? A puppy can also look in the mirror? Why are you always staring at him in a daze?"

"what?"

Song Jiao thought for a while, and then realized that other people couldn't hear him talking to the system. When he was talking to the system, what others saw was that he was staring at the puppy in a daze.

Grandpa asked him before why he kept holding the puppy, and now Xie Chen asked him too.

Song Jiao said: "I just like staying with the system."

Xie Chen looked at him: "Then you don't like staying with me?"

"No……"

"Yes." Xie Chen was rather resentful, "Recently you always sneak out, even when you are sleeping."

"I have something to do, why are you so angry?"

"Recently, other people have said that you and your grandfather are going back to the Kingdom of Qing!" Xie Chen yelled this sentence at him, then pulled the quilt and lay down, with his back to him, wanting to sleep back into the cage.

What does it mean?Song Jiao didn't understand.

However, the system became vigilant. Grandpa Song had only been in Liangzhou for half a year, thanks to the fact that Mr. Xie took him so seriously and obeyed him in everything. Of course, the bandits below had some opinions.But he has been following Song Jiao recently, and he has not heard such rumors.

Song Jiao tugged at Xie Chen's sleeve: "Then why are you angry?"

Xie Chen turned his head: "I'm going to be angry, I'm going to be angry. Anyway, you're going back to Qing Kingdom, so you don't care."

Song Jiao let go, feeling a little unhappy: "I didn't say I wanted to go back."

"Then you don't play with us recently, you always stay with your Qingguo puppy."

"The system is not Qingguo's puppy, the system is my puppy."

"..." Xie Chen was at a loss for words, held back until the end, and said, "You are not allowed to go back!"

"I said I'm not going back, why are you so fierce!"

Song Jiao angrily pulled over another quilt, and lay down beside Xie Chen, with his back turned to him.

Nobody cares.

The system puts away its stunned ears, just like children quarreling, and there is no useful information at all.

After a while, Xie Chen folded his hands, and suddenly said: "They said that your grandfather is a spy, and you are a little spy. I have fought with them, but you still ignore me, are not happy, and don't make me angry. Then you Just go to your friends from the Qing Kingdom, and don’t come to me in the future, and we’ll cut it off forever.”