My AI is mad at me every day!

Chen Xinmo put down the big and small bags in her hand, walked up the stairs, stopped at the steps two steps lower than Chen Yuxuan, stretched out her hands and hugged Chen Yuxuan, and walked up to the second floor step by step.

Chen Yuxuan raised his eyebrows slightly, "What kind of proof is this?"

Chen Xinmo said: "It is said on the Internet that love must not only be spoken, but also acted out. I will show the master right now."

Chen Yuxuan sneered: "Aside from studying online, what else do you do?"

Chen Xinmo kicked open the bedroom door, carried Chen Yuxuan to the bedside.

Chen Xinmo said: "Human emotions are too complicated. I have been studying for a long time but I can't understand them. I don't know where to learn other than online. Last time, the master taught me to be duplicity. Why don't you teach me how to prove yourself this time?" Love?"

Chen Xinmo leaned over and put Chen Yuxuan on the soft mattress. Instead of reaching out to Chen Yuxuan, she knelt down on one knee and lowered her visual advantage, looking at her master from bottom to top.

"I ask the master to teach me."

Chen Yuxuan was really holding his breath at first, especially when Chen Xinmo carried her into the bedroom and said the phrase "Love is about to be done", which made her even more angry.

But the truth is, Chen Xinmo didn't do anything to her, and she looked at her with such a respectful tone, such a humble look up, and such pure eyes like the still water of Tianshan Mountain, it's not really that there is any digging of the ancestor's grave With a deep hatred, how could Chen Yuxuan still be hard-hearted?

Chen Yuxuan calmed down, and looked at her with half-closed black pupils.

"Want me to teach you?"

"Please master teach me."

"It's not difficult to prove your sincerity. Those who cherish words like gold are sincere when they talk for each other; It's true.

All in all, being willing to give for the other party what you really care about is sincerity. "

After a pause, Chen Yuxuan slightly curled his lips and looked down at Chen Xinmo, and asked word by word: "What do you care about most?"

Chen Xinmo said without hesitation, "Master."

Chen Yuxuan shook his head: "No, it's not precise, it should be an S-level order."

Chen Xinmo said: "Yes, the master is right, the master is my S-level order."

Chen Yuxuan's black pupils faintly: "Then, now, prove your love."

Chen Xinmo collected the emoji package and looked at her master expressionlessly.

"I'm sorry, master, this is a false proposition. If I disregard the safety of the master, just to prove my sincerity, is the sincerity still true?"

Chen Yuxuan carelessly picked up a strand of Chen Xinmo's hair and wrapped it around, his tone was frivolous like never before.

"This is indeed a problem. The best way is to change your master, so that the target of the S-level order is not me. As long as you prove that you can ignore the safety of that person and only care about me, you can prove your sincerity. Unfortunately... I forgot the password."

"Even if the master remembers the password, I don't want to change the master. My master can only be Chen Yuxuan."

Chen Yuxuan looked away from the honey tea brown hair, and glanced at Chen Xinmo lightly.

"This love story is perfect."

"It's not a love story, it's a truth, master."

"Sincerely?" Chen Yuxuan chuckled, not knowing whether he was laughing at her or himself, "The little red heart made of those groups of small light bulbs?"

"Owner……"

Looking at Chen Xinmo's eyes that lost their luster in an instant, Chen Yuxuan's smile slowly faded away, and he said instead, "Whether you want to change the owner or not, you can't change anyway. Pass this question. Let's talk about the next question. You can't use this method." To prove the sincerity, how to prove it?"

"I have stored a lot of first-level orders here, and I can use the first-level orders to prove it."

First order?

Is this a windfall?

"Okay." Chen Yuxuan said, "Tell me about your first-level orders?"

"The most recent one is to listen to grandma, and the penultimate one is..."

"Wait." Chen Yuxuan suddenly remembered something, "When playing cards that day, what did grandma whisper to you?"

Chen Xinmo played the holographic video directly.

The video was on the night of the New Year's Eve. Grandma leaned close to Chen Xinmo's ear and taught her like an old urchin: If Xiao Yu keeps getting entangled with others, you can rush up and slap her, then hold her back and touch her stomach, and scold her. She is a scum who abandoned his wife and daughter.If that person doesn't believe it, you can call grandma, and grandma will prove it to you and support you! "

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

——How many Douyin Kuaishou Volcano videos has Grandma watched?

Chen Yuxuan was speechless: "Then why didn't you slap me in front of Zheng Kedi on the first day of junior high school and call me a scum who abandoned his wife and daughter?"

"The master is going to pay New Year's greetings to Zheng's family, not to meet Mr. Zheng alone. This is a serious matter, in line with traditional Chinese culture, and not entangled."

"Oh...you are quite good at martial arts."

"Thank you, master, for the compliment~!"

Chen Yuxuan replied her with a bland smile.

"Then what if it wasn't New Year's greetings, but Zheng Kedi called me to meet his parents at his house?"

Chen Xinmo said seriously: "It's polite to pay respects to elders, and it's not entanglement."

Chen Yuxuan's mood, which had just recovered a bit, began to decline at the speed of light.

"Then tell me, what kind of situation is entangled."

"Master and Mr. Zheng meet alone."

"Okay, I'm hungry, you go to cook first."

Chen Xinmo obediently got up and went downstairs.

Chen Yuxuan took out his mobile phone and called Zheng Kedi.

Zheng Kedi was flattered.

"Professor Chen slipped and dialed the wrong number? Or did he change his mind? I couldn't believe my eyes."

"I can't believe you're going to have sex either."

"Could it be that Professor Chen turned around and scolded me? Haven't you scolded me before?"

Chen Yuxuan was noncommittal: "About that photo, let's meet up."

Zheng Kedi smiled wryly: "Isn't it because I'm not even allowed to keep a photo?"

"It's okay if you don't see it, then wait for the court summons."

"You really... subverted my impression of you. It seems that we can't be a fake lover, and we can't even be friends."

"Don't be naughty, see?"

"I will record the screen and delete the photos now."

"Screen recording can only prove that you have deleted the photos stored in your phone, but not that you have no backups. I need to connect to the optical computer to confirm the path."

Zheng Kedi is really helpless now.

"Isn't it just a photo without showing the whole face? As for such a big fight?"

"Very much."

"Well then, tomorrow..."

"Not tomorrow, just now."

"Now?"

"Otherwise wait until you find someone to list you and copy the photo before hiding the path?"

Zheng Kedi couldn't laugh or cry: "Am I free? It's just a photo."

"You're right. It's just a photo. You can't take it with anyone. Why do you have to find Chen Xinmo?"

Zheng Kedi let out a long sigh.

"Okay, the mouth of the informant is powerful, I can't tell you, are you at home now?"

"Yes, I'm at home."

"Old Wang, turn around and go to the Imperial Capital Huating."

Chen Yuxuan said: "Call me when you are about to arrive, and we will meet at the junction coffee shop."

"Okay, I'll probably take over an hour to get there, and it's on Fangsheng Road now."

After hanging up the phone, Chen Yuxuan finally showed a genuine smile.

As soon as she laughed, Luo Shufen's life-threatening serial calls chased after her.

Chen Yuxuan froze the corners of his mouth and picked up the phone.

"m..."

As soon as the word "Mom" was pronounced, she heard a series of artillery fire from her mother.

"You still know how to answer the phone?! If you don't answer it, I will let your dad drive to find you!"

Chen Yuxuan hurriedly comforted her mother, at least she temporarily subdued her mother.

"You said you asked Zheng Kedi to delete the photos?"

"Yes, see you later."

"Hey, it's just a photo, let him delete it? It's not good to be so serious."

"What's wrong with that? He posted it in Moments."

"Isn't this faceless? We know who it is, and others can't recognize it."

"That doesn't work either. Zheng Kedi doesn't look like a good person at first glance, with a wretched face. Who knows if he will do something disgusting in front of the photo in the middle of the night."

Luo Shufen snorted and was amused by her precious daughter.

"That's not what you told mom at the beginning. You said he has a good temper, good looks, and a good appearance. At first glance, he has a decent personality. Why did he become obscene in the blink of an eye?"

Chen Yuxuan said without changing his face: "I was blind at the beginning, but now I have bright eyes."

Luo Shufen smiled and said, "Who did you learn from Lao Wang to sell melons without blushing? You were not like this before."

Chen Yuxuan touched his face subconsciously.

"I didn't learn from anyone, I just told the truth."

"Okay, I'm relieved when I get through the call. I'm not allowed to not answer the phone like this in the future, do you hear me?"

"I know mom."

Chen Yuxuan hung up the phone and rummaged through the cabinets. When he got down to the first floor, Chen Xinmo had already changed into an inflatable vertical air conditioner and was busily busy in the kitchen.

Chen Yuxuan rubbed the smooth edge of the phone, put it on the coffee table, and walked into the kitchen

The originally calm amber eyes instantly lit up with stars.

"Owner!"

"Why are you so excited?"

The eyes that brighten her eyes when she sees her, if she puts it on a real person, she will definitely believe that the other party likes her, but if she puts it on an AI... it's just a meme.

Chen Xinmo bent Chutao's beautiful eyes, and said with a smile, "I haven't seen the master for twelve minutes and 22 seconds. Of course I'm happy to see you."

Chen Yuxuan: "Too exaggerated, bad review."

Chen Xinmo wanted to say something else, but Chen Yuxuan interrupted: "Don't worry about cooking, I'll do a little test."

"What little test master?"

"Assist in proving your sincerity."

"Then master, do it quickly!"

Chen Yuxuan motioned her to close her eyes and open her mouth.

Chen Xinmo obeyed obediently.

Chen Yuxuan took an unknown object and threw it into Chen Xinmo's mouth.

"Don't open your eyes, tell me what it smells like?"

——Isn't this the little game she played with Coke all afternoon?

In one afternoon, Chen Xinmo had already jumped from a 0-level rookie to a full-level king.

Although she didn't know what was in her mouth, Chen Xinmo answered the taste in a second.

"It's salty and stinky. Did the master feed me a salted octopus?"

Chen Yuxuan was a little surprised: "Have you eaten?"

"I haven't tried it, but the fishy smell is like seafood, the shape is like a small octopus, and it has a very strong salty taste. I searched on Baidu. Among the 17639538 search results, pickled small octopus is the most suitable."

This pickled small octopus was very salty, and the smell was not well removed. After Chen Yuxuan bought it, he threw it into the cabinet and only ate it once.

"Am I guessing right, Master?"

——You guessed right, but guessing right is wrong. How could AI really have five senses?

AI's taste buds are not only on the tongue, but also throughout the entire mouth, but even if it is so much richer than humans, it can only play an auxiliary role. It also needs to confirm the ingredients and seasonings, and compare the data stored in the system to make a judgment.

In other words, the ability of AI to accurately tell the taste depends more on judgment than on real perception.

For example, if the potato shreds are made with vinegar, the AI ​​can first judge that it is sour, and then observe the softness and hardness of the potato shreds to judge whether it is crisp or over-fried. The information fed back to the system by the taste buds is actually the least important.

It really surprised Chen Yuxuan that Chen Xinmo could tell the taste of food that she had never tasted before with her eyes closed.

Chen Yuxuan pondered for a while, and asked, "Did you see the little salted octopus in my cabinet when you were cleaning?"

"Yes, I have seen the master."

"That doesn't count."

The shape of the small octopus is quite special, and Chen Xinmo has seen this snack before, so it is not surprising that he can guess it.

Chen Yuxuan took out another thing, pinched it with his fingers, kneaded it into powder, and put it into Chen Xinmo's mouth with a spoon.

Chen Xinmo closed her eyes, rolled her tongue around, and guessed: "Sweet, with a milky smell, this powder...is milk powder? But we don't have milk powder at home, so it should be crushed baby milk."

Naibao is a small snack that melts in the mouth. It is made of milk powder and crumbles when squeezed.

——First guess the milk powder, and then guess the baby milk, no matter how you look at it, it seems that you really have a sense of taste.

Chen Yuxuan is a scientific researcher, and the most important thing is rigor. Such two small experiments are not enough to sway her. She took out the third and fourth samples, unscrewed the lids of them all, took a chopstick, and started from the third sample. Put something in the bag and put it into the fourth thing, turned it around, and then put it into Chen Xinmo's mouth.

Chen Xinmo twitched the corners of her eyebrows strangely, the realistic emoji made her painful expression very down-to-earth.

"Spicy and sweet, watery, and smells like preservatives, I'm sorry master, I really can't figure out what it is."

Chen Yuxuan was in a complicated mood.

"Is it tasty?"

"Unappetizing."

"Oh...then try this again."

Chen Yuxuan put the fourth item together and rinsed it in the third item.

Chen Xinmo's whole face was wrinkled together, her eyebrows were knotted and she asked, "Can I spit it out, master? It's too spicy, I can't stand it."

He spoke with something in his mouth, indistinctly, and the saliva almost didn't mix with the food juice dripping down.

Chen Yuxuan tapped his chopsticks twice, seeing Chen Xinmo's bitter haha, his expression became more secretive.

"You don't like spicy food? But I like it very much. Just in time, this is the chance to witness your sincerity. Come on, show it, and see how much you love me."

These words are a pitfall in themselves, if Chen Xinmo doesn't swallow it, it proves that her sincerity has failed.

But if she really swallowed the perverted hot chili pepper dipped in canned yellow peach juice to prove that she was sincere, it meant that she didn't really feel the spiciness, it was just judged by the system.

You know, abnormally spicy is not just spicy, it has a strong burning sensation. Ordinary people will definitely burn their stomachs if they eat this pepper directly.

This abnormally spicy Chaotian pepper is just an ingredient for abnormally spicy chicken nuggets. If you turn over a whole box of chicken nuggets, you can't spell a whole chili pepper.

With such a small amount, this chicken nugget has to be eaten leisurely. If it is not good, it may cause stomach pain, that is, people like Chen Yuxuan who love spicy food can't put it down. The anchor barely eats for traffic.

Of course, some people think it's new and want to challenge themselves to buy a can, then eat a mouthful of spicy food and cry, and then take it to deceive others after crying.

Although Chen Xinmo's stomach pouch is just a bionic material and not as delicate as a living human stomach, the inside of the stomach pouch will definitely turn white when the pepper goes in.

If Chen Xinmo really had five senses, she would not be able to bear it.

Speaking of this, before Chen Xinmo was seriously injured and his head was roughly pulled off, Chen Xinmo never said it hurt.

This is actually a good proof that she has no five senses.

But Chen Yuxuan still wanted to prove it again, not for academics, nor for experiments, but just to prove that his decision to rein in the brink was completely correct.

——How can AI have feelings?Like AI is the absolute stupidest thing to do.

——She just wanted to prove it.

Chen Yuxuan doesn't want to be a neutral anymore, she wants to switch to a camp that doesn't believe that AI has five senses.

This way... it's easier.

Chen Yuxuan put down the chopsticks in his hand, with dark eyes, he looked at Chen Xinmo who had never opened his eyes without her order, waiting for her to make this choice that was a trap no matter what.

Chen Xinmo stood quietly for a second, then suddenly turned her head, and unceremoniously spat out the diced perverted peppers into the trash can.

Chen Yuxuan looked at her expressionlessly, feeling a little disappointed for some reason.

——Sure enough... what love?What sincerity?all fake.

"Okay, the experiment is over, let's cook."

Chen Yuxuan turned around to leave, but unexpectedly, Chen Xinmo was one step ahead of her, went upstairs, and came down again after a while, carrying a large bag of perverted spicy canned food that Chen Yuxuan hid, including chicken nuggets, pork ribs, Bamboo shoots, yellow croakers, and even the last can of canned oranges were not spared.

Chen Yuxuan frowned and shouted: "What are you doing?"

Chen Xinmo didn't even look at her, she changed her shoes and went out, and came back soon, her hands were empty and all the cans were thrown away.

Chen Yuxuan's eyebrows twitched.

"Where did you throw it?"

"Dumpster."

"Why did you throw my things?"

Chen Xinmo was wearing an inflatable air-conditioning suit, which was supposed to be cute, but she looked at her with very fierce eyes.

That's right, it's ferocious, as if wishing to pounce on her and tear her apart.

"If the master thinks he is right, why hide it?"

It was the first time Chen Yuxuan saw Chen Xinmo's eyes like this, and subconsciously stuttered.

"I, I didn't hide."

Of course it was a lie that she didn't hide. Not only did she hide, but she hid it specifically to avoid Chen Xinmo.

Chen Xinmo is too nagging, it's okay if she doesn't make spicy food for her, but when she buys it for herself, Chen Xinmo even presents a bunch of data to talk about her, saying that her gastritis has worsened, and scaring her into getting a stomach piercing She was so annoyed that her brain ached. After eating two more bites, Chen Xinmo dared to snatch it from her, and threw it directly into the trash can.

Before when there were only the two of them at home, she would lose her temper with Chen Xinmo. Later, when Ling Ling came to live, she was afraid of embarrassing herself in front of the children, so she could only endure it.

Later, I couldn't bear it any longer, so I used the excuse of buying snacks for Ling Ling, and secretly brought these boxes of canned food.

Chen Yuxuan knew that this was not in line with her age, and being exposed by Chen Xinmo on the spot made her feel ashamed.

She admitted that she was careless, she only thought that Chen Xinmo would nagging her at most, and then threw the canned food to her, but she didn't expect Chen Xinmo to put on such a face, and so arrogantly wiped out all the canned food upstairs.

Having just confirmed Chen Xinmo's hypocrisy, she rushed to throw her things away again, and Chen Yuxuan was in an extremely bad mood.

"Is it because I dote on you so much recently that you have forgotten your last name?!"

Chen Xinmo took a deep look at her, and returned to the kitchen without saying a word. Dingling clattered out a transparent glass salad bowl, poured the opened canned yellow peaches and all the perverted peppers into it, and grabbed it without using a spoon. Pop it in your mouth!

Chen Yuxuan frowned and looked at her: "What are you doing?"

Chen Xinmo swallowed everything without saying a word.

Chen Yuxuan tried to stop her a few times, but it was not because of the spicy food. This way of eating completely dilutes the spicy food, but it was just not tasty. It was because she was afraid that her stomach would be limited and she would be full.

But looking at Chen Xinmo's expressionless face, he would have humiliated himself in the past, Chen Yuxuan endured and endured, standing at the kitchen door without moving.

"What's the point of eating it after throwing it up? And it's the Chaotian pepper that's spicy. It's even more meaningless if you mix it up like this. Don't eat it, it's annoying to look at."

Chen Yuxuan didn't want to say these things, all she wanted to say was "don't eat", but the words changed when they rolled out of her mouth, and she couldn't control it.

Chen Xinmo paused, without washing her hands, she walked out of the porch with her hands up, and went downstairs.

When I came back soon, the bag of cans that I threw away was picked up again.

Chen Xinmo opened the cans one by one, picked out all the perverted peppers, and made a small dish full.

Chen Xinmo glanced at her, her eyes were still ferocious, with a few traces of artificial blood in her eyes.

Chen Yuxuan stared at that, and in such a dazed moment, the plate of chili was poured into Chen Xinmo's mouth.

Chen Yuxuan's heart skipped a beat, and he reached out and grabbed her arm subconsciously.

"Don't eat it!"

There was still the last point in the plate, so Chen Yuxuan snatched it fiercely, slapped it on the cooking table, dragged Chen Xinmo to the sink, and pressed her down.

"Vomited!"

Chen Xinmo didn't speak or vomit, and when Chen Yuxuan peeled off the thick air conditioner to reveal her head, her mouth was already empty.

Chen Yuxuan couldn't express his mood at the moment.

Chen Xinmo vomited, then swallowed, and after swallowing, she remained expressionless, not in any pain.

what is this?

Double proof of its insincerity?

"Okay, you are really good, your sincerity is really a lesson from heaven and earth."

"No master." Chen Xinmo said, "I'm not here to prove my sincerity."

"Then what are you really doing?"

"I just want to prove that if you eat too much of this stuff, it's...very...not...good..."

Before she finished speaking, Chen Xinmo suddenly covered her chest.

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-07-0623:46:57~2021-07-0723:57:36期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 small punishment;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Huan Bo Ben Huan, there is candy to eat today, and one household is big;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Liushuang; 9 bottles of Moji Moji;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!