My AI is mad at me every day!

Fleeing from the scene, Chen Yuxuan's mood quickly stabilized, he walked slowly to the bed and sat down, looking at Chen Xinmo.

"What do you want to ask? Ask."

The warm yellow wall lamp warmed her originally too cold face, and even the eyebrows and eyes were softened. Chen Xinmo walked up to her and holographically projected the 30-year-old photo.

"who is she?"

Chen Yuxuan looked at himself for a few minutes to create a fake photo, and turned his eyes away unnaturally.

Sure enough, if one lie is told, one hundred lies will be used to cover it up.

Originally thought that showing Ling Ling the photo was the last lie, but how did Baitao come to join in the fun? Isn't this forcing her to continue lying?

Chen Yuxuan said with a guilty conscience, "Just...a friend."

Chen Xinmo: "What friend?"

Chen Xinmo stared straight at her, Chen Yuxuan didn't see the sadness in his eyes, but felt that those eyes were too creepy, as if he could see through her tricks.

For a moment, Chen Yuxuan even wanted to confess and be lenient.

——No, no, if you confess now, aren’t the lies you told before all in vain?

The most important thing is that admitting to lying in front of his own AI is the same as admitting to a junior like Ling Ling. Chen Yuxuan always feels embarrassed.

——The pride of this damned adult.

--Ugh.

Chen Yuxuan's mind was spinning, and he continued to make up the remaining 90 or so lies.

"As for my friend from college, why do you ask so many questions? Are you still sleepy if you are not sleepy in the middle of the night? Go to bed and sleep."

Chen Yuxuan threw back the quilt and lay down, with his back facing Chen Xinmo, rejection was written all over his body.

The back collapsed, and Chen Xinmo sat down.

"Alumni of the master?"

"Ah... um."

——No, speaking of alumni, Chen Xinmo couldn't just check it out and find out what's wrong? !

Chen Yuxuan quickly changed his words: "Not an alumnus, just a friend."

Chen Xinmo closed the Deke University alumni record that he had just hacked into, and asked, "How did you know each other?"

——What kind of trouble is this breaking the casserole?

Chen Yuxuan said nonsense: "I just met him occasionally on campus, she came to find her friend."

Chen Xinmo: "What kind of friends are you looking for?"

Chen Yuxuan: "How would I know."

Chen Xinmo: "Master neither knows her nor her friends, so I just walked around the campus, why did you two become friends?"

Chen Yuxuan was at a loss for words: "Just...she was waiting for a friend by the side of the road, and I happened to be waiting for someone too, so we chatted casually, and the chat was pretty good, so I added the contact information."

Chen Xinmo's crystal-clear eyes were clearly suspicious.

"Master's personality...can you casually stand on the side of the road and chat with strangers?"

——This...is really not very likely.

Chen Yuxuan made it up: "This happened ten years ago. At that time, I just entered school and had a cheerful personality. Do you think it's me who is too old to move?"

"Master is indeed quite old."

——What kind of bullshit is that? !

Chen Yuxuan couldn't help but clenched the quilt tightly.

Chen Xinmo said again: "Compared to me who is only nine and a half years old, Master is not a little older."

——I can’t finish talking once, but repeat it a second time!What if she couldn't lift a knife?She can tease herself, but why should it speak of her?

Chen Yuxuan didn't move, he stretched his hand behind and squeezed Chen Xinmo's arm.

"Besides, I'm old and I'm angry."

Chen Xinmo is as good as others: "The master is not old, but the master can't bully children."

"Who did I bully me?"

"I."

"what?"

"Didn't I say that? I'm only nine and a half years old."

Chen Yuxuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and turned to look at Chen Xinmo.

Chen Xinmo sat sideways on the side of the bed, her slender legs were slightly tilted, the tight trouser legs could clearly distinguish the perfect leg line, the slim cashmere bottoming shirt was pleated, under the warm yellow light, the fine fluff was distinct, Just like her girly cheeks, you can tell how soft they are without touching them.

Chen Yuxuan's black pupils paused for a moment, resisted not touching them, and said with a smile: "Don't you blush when you say you are nine and a half years old? Besides, why did you bully you?"

"To be honest, why are you blushing? Isn't it bullying to deceive children?"

cheat? !

As soon as these words came out, Chen Yuxuan was in a bad mood, his eyes wandered, and he said as naturally as possible: "When did I lie to you? What nonsense are you talking about?"

While talking, Chen Yuxuan's body turned back guiltily. This time, he didn't even show his arms, and buried his whole body in the quilt, only showing the back of his head facing Chen Xinmo.

"It is impossible for the master to strike up a conversation with a stranger on the side of the road casually."

Chen Yuxuan quibbled: "I didn't say that I was casual, but I was in a good mood that day, and seeing that she...has a good relationship, so I chatted a few words casually."

"It's pretty eye-catching?"

"Correct."

"Is it just for sex, master?"

Chen Yuxuan couldn't help but lifted the quilt and stared at Chen Xinmo: "What are you talking about? Am I that kind of person?"

"I didn't think so before."

"Oh, don't say you think so now."

Chen Xinmo glanced in the direction of the bathroom, her meaning was self-evident.

Chen Yuxuan's ears were burning red, thinking of the culprit in the closet, he wished he could burn it and flush it down the drain!

"Then... that's not what you bought?"

——That's right, Chen Xinmo bought it, how can you blame her for being so lustful?

Chen Yuxuan became more and more confident, and repeated it again.

"You bought it!"

Chen Xinmo didn't deny it either, and nodded honestly.

"Yes, I bought it, but when I bought it, I didn't know what morality was, what was shame, and what was loyalty. I just hoped that the master would sing and sing every night to be happy and immortal."

Chen Yuxuan is so wronged. In fact, she didn't understand it at first. Wasn't it because after she gave it to her, she studied it to understand a little bit?

And she only used it once, no, half a time!How could it be over for half a time?

It's really snowing in June.

As a human being, Chen Yuxuan is still very uncomfortable and ashamed of this kind of topic. She doesn't want to discuss it anymore, especially don't want to discuss it in the middle of the night.

"Aren't you talking about my friend? How did it get involved?"

Chen Xinmo lowered her eyes, looking a little lonely.

"Master thinks she's pretty?"

— Isn’t she you?You made it according to my aesthetic point, can it not look good?

Chen Yuxuan had a bit of pettiness that was only seen in front of Chen Xinmo, and said angrily, "Aren't you talking nonsense?"

"So the master likes her."

"what?"

"The master likes her, but she is a straight daughter, the master can't get it, it's very sad, so he made me, right?"

Chen Yuxuan finally heard something was wrong.

"You...wouldn't be with Coke again...or maybe you've read some bloody stand-in novels, right?"

Chen Xinmo lowered her head, looking sleepy.

"Art comes from life, and real life is worse than fiction."

——Is it really a mess? !

Chen Yuxuan was speechless.

Chen Yuxuan: "I don't like her, she is just a very ordinary friend."

Chen Xinmo: "Then you still want to be me like her?"

Chen Yuxuan: "I just think she's pretty."

Chen Xinmo: "Don't you still like it?"

Chen Yuxuan: "How can this be liking? I still think Zhao Yan is pretty, do I also like Zhao Yan?"

Chen Xinmo raised her eyes and glanced at her, then lowered her eyelids, her eyelashes were like a fan of cattail leaves, Chen Yuxuan just wanted to paw her.

Chen Yuxuan really got used to it, really pulled it, the fluffy eyelashes brushed against the fingertips, it felt prickly and numb, as if it was brushed directly in the heart, and the brush made golden horned ants crawl up the spine.

Chen Xinmo's eyelashes fluttered, obediently like a little daughter-in-law who let her rub her round and flatten, and let her pick and pull without moving.

"Master liked it before, but now he doesn't like it anymore."

It took Chen Yuxuan a second to realize that Chen Xinmo was talking about Zhao Yan.

"I've never liked her in my life, okay? I used to think of her as a teacher, but now I'm an enemy."

——Why did you go astray again while talking?

Chen Yuxuan sighed, and pinched Chen Xinmo's white and tender face.

"The reason I gave you the best chip is to make you read these useless goofy novels all day long? Don't think about it, okay? I don't like anyone, but you."

"like me?"

"like you."

After admitting it once in the morning, it seems that it is not so difficult to admit it again, especially in the sleepless night, when the consciousness becomes dull, the senses become ambiguous, and the sensibility spreads silently, facing such a pure and beautiful face , who can say against his will that he doesn't like it?

Chen Yuxuan stood up and hugged Chen Xinmo, remembering how Chen Xinmo laughed and cried during the meal.

"You won't be entangled with this until now, will you?"

"Master really doesn't like her?"

"Can I lie to you?"

——It’s really a lie, this person doesn’t exist at all.

"Okay, I trust Master."

"good."

Chen Yuxuan kissed her forehead.

"Stop thinking about it, be careful of logic program bugs."

Humans will be annoyed if they can't figure it out, and robots will have bugs if they don't run smoothly.

Chen Xinmo raised her eyes and looked at her. Run Lingling's eyes seemed to be covered with a thin film of water, like a deer. No matter how you look at it, humans and animals are harmless and kind, and they know that her IQ is far superior to that of humans. Chen Yuxuan is still Can't help but be deceived by this visual.

"Owner."

"Ok?"

"If you don't like her, who do you like?"

"I like you, didn't I tell you?"

"I mean, before I made it."

"No one likes it."

This is definitely the truth, mom doesn't even let her make friends, let alone boyfriends.

Chen Yuxuan nine years ago never thought that he would bend one day.

"Really no one likes?"

The amber eyes were so clear as to reflect the stars, Chen Yuxuan liked it more and more, and couldn't help but kiss the end of her slightly raised eyes.

"No one really likes it."

Chen Xinmo suddenly grabbed her wrist and lifted it up.

"Then how did this come about?"

Chen Yuxuan glanced at his left wrist suspiciously, and then at Chen Xinmo, the charm that had just risen in his heart completely dissipated.

"This...is not suicide."

"no?"

"No."

"Is it an accident?"

"It's not an accident."

"That is?"

Chen Yuxuan let go of her, pulled the quilt back and leaned against the head of the bed, a hazy light was blocked on the bridge of her straight nose, blurring the emotions in her eyes.

"I can't tell you this for the time being. I'll tell you when it's right in the future, okay?"

"What if I say no?"

"Then I can't say either."

Chen Xinmo lowered her eyes and fell silent for a moment, then raised her eyes and asked, "Then who did the master get hurt for?"

"For...how should I put it? For myself, I guess."

"Didn't you hurt yourself because of a broken relationship?"

"of course not!"

Chen Yuxuan was really going to have a myocardial infarction from her hard disk full of dog blood novels.

"I'll repeat it again, for the last time! I didn't like anyone nine years ago, and I didn't commit suicide! I didn't hurt myself! I'm not in love, let alone someone I like, even if I did, I would never die for him To live! Do you remember clearly?"

Chen Xinmo nodded heavily, her slightly curly long hair bouncing as soft as clouds, still bouncing up and down.

"The master likes me?"

"Well, I like you."

"Then master...do you want to play a game?"

Chen Yuxuan: "..."

——I don’t really think about it, I just want to sleep.

Chen Yuxuan: "If you insist on playing, then play Sun Dasheng and Lin Daiyu."

Chen Xinmo looked at her eagerly, and reached out to hold her thumb. With that thumb, the arm was tucked into the sleeve, and the long part of the sleeve covered the back of her hand, leaving only the thumb. With a few slender fingers, she held her thumb alone, and shook it gently like a baby, with a strong nasal voice.

"But I want to play the game of doctor and patient...Master...please...please..."

Chen Yuxuan rubbed his forehead, always feeling that his mind was not so clear-headed.

This... She really couldn't stand it like this.

"Okay, okay, I'm a doctor."

"I want to be a doctor...please..."

Before she could repeat her words and act coquettishly, Chen Yuxuan hurriedly called to stop: "OK, OK, I agree."

"Then I'll take a shower first."

Chen Xinmo is not a human being, she doesn't have oily sweat glands, her skin is always clean, she doesn't need to take a bath every day, she only deliberately washes it at such times.

Chen Yuxuan lay down on his side. On the first day of work today, he was blocked by reporters for more than two hours. In the afternoon, he went back to his grandma's house. He was dragged and nagged by his parents for a long time, and told him not to let his grandparents know, for fear that they would be old. Worry about it.

At the end of the day, although I didn't exercise much, I was actually quite tired, mainly due to mental fatigue.

Maybe after playing with Chen Xinmo for a while, I can turn over more smoothly and sleep better.

There was the beeping sound of the shower in the bathroom, and Chen Yuxuan touched the phone and flipped through it boredly.

Human beings are born to love to join in the fun, and when they see a trending search, they will join in. The reporter's interview has only been posted in the afternoon, and at this moment the Internet is already full of quarrels.

Chen Yuxuan probably looked through them, most of them were scolding her, and occasionally a few who said good things were either quickly drowned out, or they were chased and scolded until their mother refused to recognize her.

Chen Yuxuan also convinced these people, all of them are blind sheep, they fight wherever the navy points out, they don't have any brains at all, and some of them are clear-eyed, they don't end at all, or they just like to add insult to injury and are willing to be used.

When she was praised at the beginning, she was gentle and generous with a big country demeanor when she smiled, but now when she blinks, she is full of conspiracies and tricks.

Last night, the Internet was still overwhelmingly scolding her pua Zhao Yan, suspecting that she is the real traitor, and speculating that all of this was planned by her.

Tonight they began to criticize her again for being an ignorant scumbag, saying that Chen Xinmo was not made by her at all, she just proposed to make intelligent AI, just like writing an essay, she wrote a title, the real production The process was all done by Zhao Yan, Zhao Yan was kind by nature, and she loved her, and was puaed again, so she felt that she had stolen her student's research results, and Zhao Yan was the most innocent one.

Public opinion continued to ferment, and she was soon spread rumors that she was no better than an ordinary 996 programmer. She was just dawdling in the experimental base every day, taking sky-high wages and doing nothing.

Chen Yuxuan looked at their strange black material, the more he looked at it, the more he found it funny. Flipping through it, he suddenly saw a strange comment with @.

[Spreading rumors, dispelling rumors is a waste of time, Professor Chen is the first person to crack Pestilence, the evidence is here. @ Cola Qixi mixed drink]

Coke Seven Up...

Could it be... the neighbor across the door?

Chen Yuxuan clicked on the Weibo of @可乐七喜混合奶, and the top one was the rumor-defying Weibo.

Flipping through the small essay... No, the text is like a small essay, Chen Yuxuan suspected for a moment that he had made a mistake in his judgment. How could this be something that Cheng Qixi, who cherishes words like gold, could say?

Well, it wasn't spoken, it was written.

Chen Yuxuan read it patiently. To be honest, the writing is pretty good. Not to mention the things clearly, but also sensationalized by the way. No wonder there are so many words that make people cry. Can they not be too many?

The small paper roughly says that I am withdrawn and don’t like to interact with people. I just bought an AI to help me with housework. Over time, the AI ​​has become the most important person to me, more important than the family I have been estranged from since I was a child. important.

The first time my AI got stuck because of Pestilence, I rushed her to the maintenance station overnight and waited for [-] hours outside the maintenance station before the door opened.

My AI was overhauling inside, and I was outside like a expectant father waiting for his wife to give birth, anxious, miserable, and worried, but what I was waiting for was not the birth of the child, but the dystocia!

This is not a question of keeping the big and the young. If this is the problem, I can choose to keep the big without hesitation.

This is a more terrible problem than protecting the big and the small.

If you want to save your wife, you have to accept that your wife is taken away!

Seize the house!

The wife who was taken away, is that still my wife?

AI is not a human being, and a human being who has amnesia is still the original self, but the data of the AI ​​is the soul, and when the soul is destroyed, the wife is no longer the original wife, but a strange AI using the wife's body.

I am faced with a choice that is not a problem at all in the eyes of others, but it is extremely painful in my eyes.

Did he choose to let his wife just get stuck like this every day, as if she was paralyzed?Or choose to let his wife die peacefully?

I felt like a knife was piercing my heart, and it was difficult to make a choice. In the end, I was reluctant to kill my favorite wife, but I couldn't bear to torture her, so I could only hold the last hope and knocked on the door of the neighbor.

That's right, my neighbor, Professor Chen, is the unlearned and incompetent Chen Yuxuan you scolded.

Who said she was as stupid as a pig with a mind full of bean curds?

Can bean curd residue be brought back to life?

Can bean curd dregs easily contain Pestilence, a plague virus that is tragic when stained?

The tofu in your mouth not only curbed the plague, but also used waste to combine Pestilence and Control into Binary. The two complement each other and become the strongest fortress, which can eliminate almost all viruses.

Attached screenshots of Pestilence and Control files.

At the end of the essay, Cheng Qixi also ridiculed those netizens who blindly followed suit: "It's useless to follow others' advice. If you don't need your brains, you might as well donate them to AI. AI can use your brains better than you."

At this moment, anyone who spoke for her was chased and scolded as a dog. It was conceivable that Cheng Qixi, who not only spoke for her, but was also an obvious acquaintance, and who also sneered at the end, was of course beaten into a sieve.

Cheng Qixi's comment section is comparable to a disaster, even more demons dance than her comment section.

This is of course due to Cheng Qixi's international popularity. She is an artist who has just won the runner-up in an international art competition. She is the only Asian artist shortlisted. She just held an art exhibition in Vienna a few years ago, and her participating paintings were sold at a jaw-dropping high price. .

Some time ago, there was an uproar about her being a champion but only a runner-up. Cheng Qixi's response was not such a trivial composition, only four words: Different people have different opinions.

Art itself is a relatively abstract thing. There are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people. No matter how sharp-eyed the public is, they can't produce definite evidence to argue with the judges.

With no Chinese in the entire jury, it is already a miracle to be ranked as the runner-up.

——Although it is a runner-up, it is better than a champion.

This is the evaluation of Cheng Qixi by public opinion.

It is conceivable that Cheng Qixi, who has just been hotly discussed on the Internet, is so popular. Chen Yuxuan can't catch up with her fans in just a few days.

Of course, there are so many fans. On the one hand, it is due to her artistic achievements, winning glory for the country, and on the other hand...of course, it is because of her A-popping gray-blue eyes!

Cheng Qixi has much more female fans than male fans, that is to say, she usually lives reclusively, and almost no one knows where her home is, otherwise she might have been harassed by illegitimate fans and moved out.

Cheng Qixi has a lot of diehard fans, much more than Chen Yuxuan. This is the gap between art and science, and it's embarrassing to think about it.

Of course, the biggest gap is the pair of eyes, and it is indeed easier to be sought after if they are distinctive.

It is precisely because there are so many diehard loyalists that Cheng Qixi's comment area is full of gunpowder. The diehard loyalists and the sunspots who heard the news pinched out a universe. The loyal "Ai Wu Ji Wu" all firmly stood by her side and helped her dispel rumors everywhere, which can be said to be devoted to her heart and soul.

Chen Yuxuan looked over, smiled and shook his head while watching, really didn't expect Cheng Qixi to speak for her, the two of them didn't seem to have any friendship at all, at best they were opposite neighbors who had hardly spoken to each other, plus they made a deal once to help Coke Antivirus is a serious transaction of money and "goods".

To be honest, Chen Xinmo automatically activated Coke's system, and they were a little bit offended.

Chen Yuxuan smiled, his nose was a little sore for some reason.

It was the first time that someone was neither her relative nor had any interests involved, and even stood up to defend her without even saying hello.

Or maybe it's just out of a sense of justice.

Chen Yuxuan closed his eyes and suppressed his upsetting emotions. There was a click of the door behind him, and Chen Xinmo came out after washing.

Chen Yuxuan turned off his mobile phone and put it on the bedside table. When he raised his eyes, he was facing a powdery mess.

Chen Yuxuan's black pupils tightened, and he almost didn't grab it and threw it out of the window!

"you you……"

Chen Yuxuan took a deep breath to stop himself from stuttering.

"What are you doing with this?"

Chen Xinmo pressed the switch and almost slapped Chen Yuxuan in the face.

Chen Xinmo smiled slightly: "Is your stomach hurting? Come on, lie down, and let Dr. Chen and me... help you check it out."

The author has something to say: Thank you Xiao Xing~ Rocket Launcher~ Bao Yang Yiqi~

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