I Am Your Father
Chapter 1
i am your father
Author: Li Gouxue
Introduction
You are a drop in the ocean, but also my ocean.
Beauty Master Gong (Si Jie) × Demon Cult Leader Shou (Li Zhi)
【Dog Eggs】
Li Goudan's favorite thing is that his father, Li Zhi, is lying on the side of the small river basking in the sun, shaking Erlang's legs and smilingly telling him: Speaking of your mother, she is fair and beautiful, with a thin waist and long legs...
He squatted beside him and rubbed his clothes, and could hear the sun setting.
Until one day, a fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged girl really came to the village.
But he said to him: I am your father.
【Li Zhi】
Li Zhi remembered that he and Si Jie had only met three times.
The first time, Li Zhi was beaten into a dead dog by Si Jie, and he couldn't get off the ground for half a month.
The second time, the sect was slaughtered, and Li Zhi was divided into Dikun again. When he met Si Jie when he was in poverty, Li Zhi thought that his own mud was going to stain his high-altitude flower.
Since then, Xingshuang has passed by, and after seven years of lingering, Si Jie still came to the door.
This third time, however, was not the expected beating, scolding and killing.
Li Zhi was puzzled and wondered if he was going to steal the child.
【Si Jie】
Not just three times.
If he can't recognize him for a day, then, for many days.
Gufeng abo (heavenly stem a* and yuan b*dikun o), strong and strong, heart and kidney, sweet abuse, HE.
Sweet pet martial arts ABO married first and then loved to have children
The first volume of wine
1. Dog eggs
In the evening, it was raining continuously, and the gray and low broken house stood alone. A grass roof could seal the sky. The rain supported a few scattered pieces of mottled tiles. Hair, a little ridiculously poor.
"What about the money?"
Inside the room, Li Zhi groaned and stretched his limbs, stretched out his hand towards Li Goudan, twisting his fingers obscenely back and forth.The heart-burning few days every month finally passed, and he only felt refreshed and refreshed all over his body. Although his voice was still a little hoarse, it was extremely comfortable.
Li Goudan looked up at his lively appearance, didn't say anything, just turned around and went out, and came back with a damp body after a while, and brought in a basin of water that he had prepared earlier.
After all, some water was spilled when the tub was put down. Li Goudan was born with hand and foot problems, so he couldn't do things as smoothly as ordinary people.Now the two of you are naturally used to it, Li Zhi watched him squatting on the ground and struggling to wring a piece of coarse cloth, then climbed over skillfully to wipe his sweat from the past few days, and snorted comfortably, thinking that he didn't hear I asked again what I said just now.
"What about the money?"
"..."
Feeling that Li Goudan's movements were obviously paused, Li Zhi suddenly narrowed his eyes, grabbed him in front of him, held his thin body with one hand, stared and said: "This time the fruit is crispy and sweet, you You didn’t sell it cheap to me, did you?”
"No," Li Goudan looked at him unsteadily, his immature face showing impatience, "Father, let me down."
Li Zhi was taken aback for a moment, thinking that he hurt him, and let him go with a shy expression: "Then you hurry up and give the money—"
"No money." Unexpectedly, as soon as Li Goudan fell to the ground, he immediately said firmly.
"What's the matter?"
Li Goudan lowered his head and picked up the coarse cloth that had just fallen on the ground, put it in the basin and twisted it again, and said in a low voice, "I ate it all."
"..." Li Zhi obviously couldn't believe his ears, he opened his mouth and asked, "You, you say it again? What did you eat?"
Li Goudan raised his eyes: "During the few days you were lying down, I was really hungry, so I ate all the nuts and didn't sell them for any money."
"..."
There was a moment of silence in the house, only the sound of the eaves ticking down, and the walls were like chapped rough palms, vicissitudes and persistence, mixed with Li Goudan's calm eyes, it is inevitable to be sad.
Li Zhi couldn't understand: "You ate all the baskets of fruit? If you were hungry, didn't you ask you to sell the money and buy some rice? No, what about the basket? You also ate the basket?"
Li Zhi glanced around, and indeed even the tattered baskets were gone.
"Well," Li Goudan's expression remained unchanged, with a calmness that did not belong to a seven-year-old child, and he explained, "The basket was damp and rotted, so I threw it away."
Li Zhi couldn't bear it any longer, and slapped him across the face: "Stinky boy!"
Li Goudan staggered when he slapped him, almost kicking over the wooden basin, so he stood still and didn't speak.
Li Zhi stared at him furiously for a long while, and started to curse, but his stomach started to growl first.
After grunting a few times, the words turned into: "Then you didn't save any for me?"
The rice bags at home had already run out, so he picked wild fruits and planned to sell them at the entrance of the village, otherwise the two of them would be hungry again.
Every autumn, he would go to the mountains to pick wild fruits, especially in places where ordinary people couldn't pick them, especially in the depths where fierce beasts were infested. He often could pick wild fruits that were very good in appearance and taste, and could be sold at a good price.
It's a pity that the love period is inexplicably earlier this time. If I go to the village market after the end, it will definitely rot a lot. I have no choice but to ask Li Goudan to go for him.
I thought that I could count copper coins with a splash of eyes, but I didn't expect that Li Goudan's few calm words would eat up all the goods he had worked so hard to select?Not one left for him?
There was a rustling sound, and Li Zhi was furious, and the more he thought about it, the more he got angry, but he saw Li Goudan touching the worn cloth shirt in front of him, and suddenly took out a small crumpled oil paper bag, and handed it over.
"I left this for you."
Li Zhi grasped it in his hand angrily, and when he opened it, a sweet fragrance hit his face.
It is his favorite candied lotus root slices.
Li Zhi looked at Li Goudan in doubt: "Where did you come from?"
"Sister Amian gave it."
Ah Mian is the person closest to them in the village, and she does often send them some food.
However, Li Zhi stared at him for a moment, but his mood did not improve.
"It's almost hairy! Are you still feeding me?"
With a raised eyebrow, Li Zhi poked Li Goudan's forehead with his finger.
Li Goudan's tense face finally loosened a little, and he leaned forward in disbelief: "How is it possible—"
But before he finished speaking, Li Zhi had already picked up two pieces and stuffed them into his mouth rudely: "Taste it yourself!"
Then, regardless of Li Goudan's choking cough, Li Zhi got over him, unbuttoned his clothes in two or three strokes, and slapped him on his legs.
"Stinky boy, do you know what's wrong?"
Li Zhi panted heavily, and asked through gritted teeth.
Li Goudan lay there, reaching out his hand to wipe the sugar residue from the corner of his mouth, and after a long while, he really lowered his head: "I know."
"What's wrong?"
"...you shouldn't steal the fruit."
"..." Li Zhiwen frowned even tighter, and said with another slap, "You stay at home and continue to reflect!"
After speaking, he couldn't stay any longer, and rushed out of the house fiercely.
The drizzle above his head, the raindrops clinging to his cheeks that were not so delicate and clean after seven years of hard work, condensed into drops of water, which blended with the wet sweat on his body, making it cool and itchy, but he didn't bother to wipe it off. Like a ghost, he turned the small Duishui village upside down, and found the situation he guessed in his heart within a short time.
No matter how mature Li Goudan is, he is still just a child, and when he tells lies, he is full of loopholes.
Li Zhi squatted on a small road leading to the market at the entrance of the village, looking at the rotten fruits left on the ground and the baskets that were trampled not far away, he already had an idea in his heart.
What kind of bullshit, his stomach was hungry and he ate it all up, he just lifted his clothes and saw it, his stomach is flat, it doesn't look like he ate a basket of fruit?
That brat was clearly being bullied again!
Judging by the degree of rot of these sand fruits on the ground, it will take at least a few days, and he is afraid that he will encounter trouble as soon as he goes out.Li Zhi looked again carefully, and sure enough, he found a few gnawed fruit cores from the soil, with jagged tooth marks on them, and the other party was clearly facing the teeth, not the group of people in the village who hadn't been on the house for three days. Who else can the leather monkey have?
Realizing that Li Goudan probably only ate some candied lotus root slices given by Ah Mian during his love period, he still wanted to keep it for him so that he would not dare to eat more, and he would not hesitate to make up nonsense to hide him. It rattled, and his face was more gloomy than the black clouds above his head.
"Brother Erzhu, the little cripple hasn't moved in the past few days, so he won't complain to his father?"
Coincidentally, Li Zhi was thinking about which leather monkey to operate on first, and there will be one delivered to his door.
Hiding silently among the luxuriant tree branches, Li Zhi lowered his eyes to see three or five little dolls under the tree getting closer and closer while stepping on the water puddle happily.
"What are you afraid of? If he dares to sue, he will be dealt with next time! And my mother said that the little cripple must have been picked up. His father doesn't care about him at all. You can see that he still has to work while limping."
The crisp child's voice was mixed in the rain, getting into Li Zhi's ears like little thorns.
"Besides, are you still afraid of that evil breed of him? I don't know how many evils you have committed in your previous life to become like this—" As he spoke, the little doll called Erzhu swayed his hands exaggeratedly, and his feet moved awkwardly. Shake to learn how to walk like a dog.
It made the other little dolls laugh forward and backward.
laugh.
Even Li Zhi laughed like a vicious dog.
Quietly followed them until the others returned home one after another, leaving only the one named Er Zhu, Li Zhi raised his head and looked at the sky, his eyes watching the dusk, thinking to himself, little bastard, you have the most fun today. See if I don't want to kill you... your chicken.
"Wow!"
Then Li Erzhu just entered the yard, staring at the blood of a chicken coop with a howl, and then black shadows flashed past his eyes, whimpering like a ghost, so scared that he stood there stupidly, and his legs trembled even more. Sifting into chaff, until the blood-spattered dead chicken fell from the sky, stained his hands, and finally sat on the ground with his buttocks, the brown trouser legs quickly dyed a deeper color, and he was so scared that he peed.
When his parents heard the sound, he was hugging the dead chicken with snot and tears, his lips were shaking and before he could speak, his mother was already chopping it with a big broom.
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