I Am Your Father

Facing the dense forest at one end of the Tangchi, the water and mist drifted away, the fallen leaves were flying, and the strong wind rustled the branches. With the sound of "pop", the dead branches were brittle, and two sneaky figures fell from above one after another. .

Li Zhi stared at them in astonishment, including Yan Xiu who was silent for a long time beside him.

Two little bandits came unexpectedly.

When Li Zhi got closer, he could see clearly that the two little things were only seven or eight years old, both of them were dressed in dirty animal skins, and they were wearing grimace masks. One of them broke his leg and the mask fell off. , lying on the ground, a small face like a ball of black mud staring at him resentfully, although unkempt, but vaguely recognizable, it is a little girl.

While the other was holding a hand that was also broken, and while blocking her, the eyes under the mask were directed at the two immobile bandits not far away.

"Useless things! Why are you going to wipe the woods and run here! Get out of here!" Sure enough, when I saw them from the corner of my eye that day, I blushed and yelled thickly.

Li Zhi could still understand some slang words that had spread widely, such as Molinzi, which meant telling them to rob nearby villages.He wasn't surprised that such an older kid could become a bandit. After all, he had learned to kill at his age. What he cared more about was that his nervous attitude that day already showed that these two little bandits were different from theirs. The relationship is unusual.

"Let my parents go!" At this moment, the little girl who was lying on the ground got up, ignored Tian Qian's warning, and rushed towards Li Zhi.

Li Zhi could deal with her without using internal force. In a blink of an eye, he unloaded the sharp short knife in her hand, twisted her hands to restrain her, and picked up the other one who rushed up with the other hand. Feeling that the body was stronger, it was obviously a little girl. boy.

Regardless of their shouting and struggling back and forth, Li Zhi inevitably felt a little worried. He thought that it was okay that there was only one Dikun, but they still had two cubs. It is bound to arouse the suspicion of the people in the village.

"Together."

Just when he was at his wit's end, he suddenly heard Si Jie's deep voice, he raised his eyes in a daze, and Si Jie pressed Di Kun's mask on his face.

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Believe me, how Lizhi molested the fourth sister, the fourth sister will remember it for him, do it after reading the article ()

46. Code word

At noon, the sun was strong, and a few figures walked slowly along the winding mountain roads. Their feet were bumpy, and they encountered huge rocks from time to time. Especially, the path ahead became narrower and narrower, and there were countless criss-cross paths. If it wasn't for Yan Xiu's pre-prepared route map for entering the mountain, it would be easy to get lost.

In fact, after Si Jie finished speaking before, Li Zhi subconsciously wanted to refuse. After all, someone had to be left behind to take care of Li Goudan and Li Erzhu, but he followed Si Jie's gaze and saw the two little bandits in his hand, so he suddenly turned away. After a while, I understood what Si Jie meant, they brought Li Goudan and Li Erzhu in together.

After thinking about it, Li Zhi had no objection, he couldn't tell where the sense of steadfastness came from, but he knew that with Si Jie around, at least the lives of the two children would not be a problem.

So the group of people had already pretended to be the bandit family, and now they were dressed in rough clothes, and the inner interlayer was full of stuffed weeds.Although Li Goudan's face was tense and reluctant, Li Zhi still put on a little girl's animal skin skirt. Since his hands and feet would show flaws, Li Zhi directly carried him, pretending that he was injured and unable to walk.And because Li Erzhu's body was similar to that of the little boy, he put on a grimace mask and looked like a little bandit, but his steps were a little timid, and he insisted on demonstrating halfway, but finally let go a lot.Only Yan Xiu was in his original handsome appearance, with his hands tied behind his back, without saying a word.

As for the bandit family, they were tied up in the cave next to the hot spring. Time was running out, so we had to leave some dry food for them and decide where to go after the matter was over.

"Master Si, you don't feel right," Li Zhi walked swaggeringly, and after talking about Li Erzhu, he stared at Si Jie again, "How can there be a bandit who walks like you?"

Si Jie clearly changed the original Tianxu cloud robe, and wore coarse cloth and animal skins dried that day, with a grimace mask covering his face, but Li Zhi looked at him, no matter how he looked at him, he still felt that his temperament was too decent.

And when Si Jie didn't answer, Li Zhi patted him again and said, "Then don't open your mouth later, remember to cooperate with me, hey."

Si Jie glanced at him at this moment, seeing his narrow smile, it was obvious that he had plans in mind.

"It's just a pity, I didn't have time to go into the hot spring for a dip," Li Zhi pouted his lips again, still thinking about the hot spring, "Master Si, do you like it..."

"I don't like it." Unexpectedly, before he finished asking, Si Jie simply replied.

Li Zhi was stunned for a moment, but before he thought about it, he raised his eyebrows, and saw not far ahead, he could vaguely see the bandits guarding the gate of the village, patrolling back and forth.

With his eyes darkened, Li Zhi stopped thinking about anything else, and flashed through his mind the secret words for entering the door that Yan Xiu had given him earlier with a complex expression.

Not forgetting to rudely turn Yan Xiu who was nervous for a moment, Li Zhixiong held him up, and shouted before approaching: "Mounts, grandpa, I'm back!"

This voice seemed to be exactly the same as that of the bandits before, and it stunned Li Erzhu who was following behind. He was young after all, and his legs were so frightened that his legs were weak when he saw the strong bandits walking this way. Pick it up.

Li Zhi hurriedly turned around, patted Li Goudan's buttocks on his shoulder and cursed: "Let you two bastards wipe the woods, and then come back with a colorful body. It's useless to be afraid, go back and wait for me to give you two Songpizi!"

Li Erzhu struggled subconsciously under Si Jie's hand, but Si Jie obviously tapped his acupoints without making any noise. Li Goudan was much calmer in the first place, and he didn't make a sound when he was squeezed for no reason. thing.

Then Li Zhi looked at the two bandits who were guarding the gate.

Those two people didn't have any other nonsense, one of them came up and said in a low voice: "Yixiong occupies the lotus tent!"

Li Zhi immediately gave a wretched smile, and continued: "Every night we date and hang out together!"

"Nephrite warm and fragrant mandarin duck pillow!"

"Tender stamens are trickling, and the heart is swaying!"

"The petals are breaking apart!"

"The itching is unbearable!"

"Lips with cardamom!"

“舌吐丁香！”

"..."

This back and forth is full of obscene words and obscenity among the people, Li Zhi has no shame in responding to each other one by one, Si Jie's eyes are calm behind him, but Yan Xiu's face turns pale when he hears it , Embarrassed endlessly.

Seeing this, Li Zhi laughed from the bottom of his heart, thinking that he recited the secret words to him himself, why is he so shy?However, he can understand why every sentence is so debauched. On the one hand, he must be extremely open when he comes to this bandit's lair. Apart from looting houses, things like that at the top of the kang are absolutely indispensable. On the other hand, ordinary righteous people want to get in. The most difficult thing to overcome these code words is probably the psychological level.

Sure enough, the two bandits who guarded the gate saw Li Zhi's frank answer without any doubt, and then turned to Si Jie.

"What a romantic man—"

"Let's be crazy about your waist!" Li Zhi pretended to be impatient and answered for Si Jie, "It's almost done, don't make it useless, why can't you recognize it?"

He knew that although there were many bandits who came and went every day, but their family was so eye-catching, the bandits in charge of guarding the gate already knew it when they saw it, and the code words were just a formality.

So he pinched Yan Xiu's chin again and shook him under the other's eyelids: "Did you see that? This is the boss's most rare little lady, and she just washed it. You can't afford to send it off late, and it's not bad." Get out of the way!"

Seeing Yan Xiu, the other party did hesitate for a moment. It seemed that they all knew that the village owner got a great Mrs. Yazhai today, and if he missed the auspicious time by such a short time, he would get angry and couldn't bear to walk around.

But Li Zhi saw that they seemed to be weighing, without saying a word, he suddenly turned around, raised his leg and gave Si Jie a kick, which startled the two of them, even Si Jie frowned, clenched his palms, and stared at him intently. Stern eyes, thinking that he was giving him some hint.

"You're a dead man who can say something!" Li Zhi crossed his thick waist and said cursingly, "If it wasn't for your delay on the way! I need to be so pale here!"

"..."

"Seeing a lot of shit, scolding you a few words and not making a bad face at all times, if you have the ability, you just sit here without saying a word, and if you mess up the good things of the boss, you will die!"

"..." While speechless, Si Jie had already heard his purpose, and it turned out that this was the meaning of what he told you not to speak.

"What's the noise!" The bandits at the gate really couldn't help it when they heard this, and they were obviously also afraid that the four people would interrogate them one by one, and after hearing them stalemate for a few words, the village master was really anxious, so he waved his hands in annoyance , "You two don't let people stop you day and night, so get out of here quickly..."

"Bah!" Li Zhi succeeded in his blow, and he was happy in his heart. He spat at Si Jie viciously again, carrying Li Goudan in one hand and Yan Xiu in the other, and took the lead to walk in.

As I walked, I wondered what it means to "don't let people stop day and night".

47. "Tired and Crooked"

After passing the first gate of the village, there are actually two layers of guards inside, but because the distance is not far away, they are there just in case. After seeing the situation at the front gate, they will basically not stop them. Li Zhi and his group got in smoothly.

Li Zhi still pretended to be angry and aggressive all the way, but his eyes hidden under the mask quickly turned around, and found that the scene in the village was much simpler than he originally imagined, except for a few