Xu Jun's day and stars

For example, Lin Yichen really couldn't learn English well, and Qin Zhou really couldn't do anything about him.

After the exam, Lao Guo smiled and called the two to the office, "Qin Zhou, your grades are really good, keep it up!"

"Good teacher."

Turning around, he became gloomy like a Beijing opera changing face, "Lin Yichen, let me interview you. What is the reason for the exam, and you scored 36 points in English?"

"Teacher, I have absolutely no intention of bullying the English teacher. I have the same respect for the teachers of all subjects, but the subject of English really doesn't like me~" Lin Yichen blinked.

……

After a long training session, Lin Yichen was finally sent back to the class.Looking at the indifferent whole department, sparks appeared at first glance.

Squeezed out a "sweet" smile: "Qin Zhou, how did you get two points deducted for your English?"

"Nothing? You want to know?"

"Well, I want to! Please enlighten me!"

Qin Zhou hooked his hands.

Lin Yichen moved forward.

"Actually, it's nothing, just...a wrong question."

"Your uncle!"

"He's a nice old man, please take care of him."

"Qin Zhou!"

"Ok?"

"Our brotherhood?"

"It breaks when you touch it."

……

Qin Zhou hooked Lin Yichen's finger: "Are you angry?"

"Go away!"

Qin Zhou patted Lin Yichen's head.

Lin Yichen rushed forward and grabbed Qin Zhou's ear.

Anyway, it's the last row, don't worry.The girl sitting in the front row of the two of them took out her mobile phone and pretended to take a selfie. She held up her mobile phone, had intimate activities, and took pictures as souvenirs.Hey hey~

Fuck it, I forgot to turn off the flash!Looking up, Lin Yichen was struggling to pull Qin Zhou's ear, and had no time to pay attention to her.

Huh—relaxed.

Enjoy the photos!Qin Zhou seemed to be smiling at the camera?He saw it?No, no, illusion, illusion!Emma, ​​a pair of looks.post forum! ! !

Lin Yichen was finally satisfied with Qin Zhou's ears turning red, and clapped his hands: "Tomorrow is a holiday, my father is here to pick me up, let's go together."

"Okay... wait, do you really want to pull me, or do you really don't want to eat the food cooked by auntie?"

"Of course I really want to pull you, pen core, Laozi loves you."

"I believe in you asshole."

"I know you're still asking."

So, the next day, the two happily returned to Lin Yichen's house.

Entering the door is the fragrance of vegetables above. . .

Lin Yichen's inner OS: I never escaped, it seems that my life is doomed.

Oh, the familiar taste!

Su Ye asked expectantly, "Is it delicious?"

"Yezi, it's delicious." Lin Zexi stared at Wannian.

"Well, auntie, the taste is good, and it's very healthy." Qin Zhou opened his eyes and said nonsense with a serious face.

When Su Ye heard that even Qin Zhou had praised her, he looked at Lin Yichen expectantly.

Lin Yichen closed his eyes, stared, and forced a smile.

It may be that Su Ye was too busy before and didn't have any requirements for food, so now he doesn't have the ability to appreciate his own dishes.Seeing that everyone at the table was "very satisfied", I happily served another bowl of soup for everyone.

emm, the soup is drunk in the morning, the soup is eaten at noon, and the soup is eaten at night...

Lin Yichen thought, going on like this is not an option. Ever since my mother was free, she has been cooking in the dark every day. If she continues to eat like this, sooner or later...

"Hey, Qin Zhou opens the door!!!"

Qin Zhou let him in: "Breakfast is on the table, take it yourself, I'll go and wash my hands."

After eating, Lin Yichen: "I want to learn how to cook."

Qin Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Okay, I'll teach you."

Qin Zhou took out the pink Maomao apron from the cabinet when he bought the tableware. He didn't know why he didn't throw it away at the time, but now he is using it.

"Here, wrap this around."

"You're going to die, so pink and tender, how can it match Dad's temperament?"

"It's just a new one, you want to use the one I used?" Qin Zhou smiled.

"Get out!" Lin Yichen surrounded him in humiliation.

After a jingling, jingling, jingling, Lin Yichen made a black lump under Qin Zhou's nose.

"Try it?"

"You want to murder your husband?"

"Dalang~drink medicine~"

"Don't. You don't have to."

"What, I'm so cowardly." Lin Yichen picked up a spoon and poured some into his mouth.

Qin Zhou pressed Lin Yichen's hand down: "Be kind to yourself."

"It's none of your business."

"Why doesn't it matter? It matters a lot."

The two fought each other cordially and friendlyly for a while, and collapsed on the sofa tiredly.

"It's a failure, isn't it?" Lin Yichen asked.

"Your craftsmanship is definitely inherited."

"Didn't you say that my mother's cooking is delicious?"

"Out of politeness."

"My stomach will depend on you from now on."

"Remuneration?" Qin Zhou tilted his head.

"We still need to talk about this?" Lin Yichen jumped up.

"need."

"Then how much do you want?"

"Call out brother and listen."

"Do not."

"You would call me brother Qin when you were young."

Lin Yichen was furious: "So young, who would remember?"

Qin Zhou patted his head and smoothed his hair: "I just remember."

Lin Yichen pulled the hands off his head, and said in a very low voice, "Brother."

"Huh? Didn't hear that."

"You heard me! Bastard!"

A pillow flew over.

7, seven

◎Coaxing a wife is not easy◎

Every time school starts after vacation, Lin Yichen has a hard time getting up.School starts in the afternoon, so get it in the morning.As for the reason, labor and management don't know.Lin Yichen muttered and was picked up by Qin Zhou, packed his luggage in a hurry and went back to school.

After arriving at the dormitory, I realized that I forgot to bring my school uniform.Well, I have class in the afternoon, so it must be too late to go back and pick it up.

"Qin Zhou?"

"What's your order, my lord?"

"Guys, I forgot my school uniform. Don't you have two sets? Lend me to wear them."

"Just your small body?"

"You! Who do you look down on!"

"you."

I don't wear it anymore!At worst, the points will be deducted and Lao Guo will punish him, and he can't afford to lose a piece of meat.Lin Yichen thought angrily.

A school uniform was thrown on his face, and the smell of dragon tongue entered his nostrils unscrupulously, hmph, you have a conscience.

After wearing it, it is really big.The school uniform top can barely cover the buttocks.

Qin Zhou held the school uniform pants: "I don't think this one is necessary anymore." He looked at the beautiful scenery below with his eyes open and above board.

Lin Yichen grabbed the school uniform, "I think I need it."

Lin Yichen went to school wearing Qin Zhoudi's school uniform, surrounded by the smell of dragon orchids.I'm a little puzzled, huh?Didn't it mean that the pheromones between Alphas resist each other? How do I feel, it's quite comfortable? ? ?

Lin Yichen walked carelessly to his own position as usual, causing all the AOs to look up.This is the smell of Qin Zhou all over, don't you know how to cover it up?

Lin Yichen himself is smug there, alas, the troubles of handsome guys.There was a girl secretly taking pictures, and this Hanhan turned around and smiled at the camera thinking he was handsome.The girl's face turned red.The students were whispering about Barabara, but Lin Yichen, a nervous guy, would notice?nonexistent.It wasn't until the teacher came into the classroom that it became quiet.

"Do you remember the homework?"

Lin Yichen was terrified, and had an ominous premonition.

"The compiling theory paper is ready, now check it."

"What is it? Did you keep it? Why didn't I know?" Lin Yichen asked in a low voice.

"Well, you left it in the class of drawing villains."

"Why didn't you tell me?" Crazy.

"It's not difficult, didn't you know it before? You can do it with a glance."

Is this fucking human?Definitely on purpose.

Lin Yichen worshiped all the gods he could worship in his heart: Don't call me, don't call me...

"Student Lin Yichen, come here and give a demonstration to everyone. Don't be nervous, just talk about the center."

Lin Yichen stood up in a panic, he suspected that he had opened his mouth and went out after school to buy two lottery tickets or something.

At this time, Qin Zhou raised his hand slightly (not) kindly, and poked Lin Yichen's leg to signal him to look at Nian.

And Lin Yichen was about to confess to the teacher and be lenient, when he was about to open his mouth, he was poked by Qin Zhou, someone who was very ticklish, "Mm~ Teacher, I didn't do it~"

Teacher: You have black lines all over your face.

Qin Zhou: The surface is calm, but the heart is galloping.

Everyone: The melon is really fragrant.

Lin Yichen: I wish I could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

"Copy it five times, memorize it, and sit down."

I don't know if I should say something about MMP...

Pooh.

There is a saying between labor and capital that MMP must be said!

"What are you doing!"

Qin Zhou actually wanted to explain, forget it, just continue to owe, "The voice is good..."

court death.

Qin Zhou owed education, labor and management ignored him.

Lin Yichen went to eat by himself after school, played basketball with his brothers, and went back to the dormitory by himself.

Qin Zhou really... just ignored him.

Lin Yichen was sulking on the table by himself, and if he told you to get out, just get out. Why didn't I see you so obedient before?Bastard, idiot!

Qin Zhou pushed the door open and came in. He immediately saw Lin Yichen who was puffing up like a squirrel on the table, struggling to suppress his laughter.

"Cough... what's wrong?"

"Get out! I don't want to talk to you!"

"How was dinner?"

"Pretty good, delicious in the world." Lin Yichen's stomach rang in time and according to the occasion.

"I... I'm playing basketball, and my digestion is fast."

"Okay." Qin Zhou took out the fried chicken and pushed it in front of Lin Yichen.

It turned out that he was gone to buy me delicious food.Hmph, am I someone who is easily bought by food?

Qin Zhou took out the 'Blue Enchantress' from Lin Yichen's favorite cold drink shop.

Lin Yichen swallowed.

Qin Zhou took out the crab roe bun...

Qin Zhou took out...

Lin Yichen gave in.

Seeing Lin Yichen eating happily, Qin Zhou finally felt relieved and prepared to wash up and go to bed.

When I walked to the door of the bathroom, I suddenly turned around and asked thoughtfully, "Do you want oranges? Don't move there. I'll buy them for you."

Lin Yichen sucked on the crab roe buns and had no time to pay attention to him, "Eat, but you have to take a shower at night, where are you going?"