Put on a vest for a better world

For example, I will feel irritable and tired, and the input-output ratio is too high....You understand, think about it clearly, is your current thought really produced by you, or is it an illusion caused by the recoil of this overpowering vest force, you should think about it calmly, and then answer me later. "

Should we say sentient or ruthless, eccentric or rational?The original deity has already left the category of human beings, and it is really inappropriate to use human moral standards to demand him.

"Hey hey~" The third child laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth.

The deity completely put down the teapot with only the body left, and said seriously: "Now let's focus on the issue on your side, third child."

The guy who was still eating melons immediately tensed up, waiting nervously for words.

The deity who behaved fairly peacefully yelled directly: "You are laughing and laughing, there are so many mouths in our family, and you are the only one who is serious with your sister. When you turn around, write me a review of more than a billion words. The punctuation marks are not correct." Forget it! Also, do you think that there are few problems here that you are responsible for?! How do you solve the problem of anti-human gangsters? In your own home, bacterial weapons can be used as soon as they are said. How big is the problem of legacy, ah? · ..."

This posture seems to be unstoppable for a while, be gentle, San's wings are all drooped to nothing.

It became the scene of the deity's solo talk show, the atmosphere was quite weird, and few creatures had the guts to join in here. As the deity talked, he completely turned on the map cannon mode, uh, it was the star destroyer mode.

He never let go of Xia Guo, who grew up since he was a child: "Scroll, roll everywhere, roll everywhere, roll every shit, what age is it? When the race of immortality is sublimated, it can still produce 'Fan Shengmei' ', abandonment, second axis personality disorder (antisocial type)..."

The deity suddenly hugged his head while talking, and put on a pain mask.

The two who were trained to be autistic suddenly panicked, what, what's the matter?

The deity's expression distorted to a certain level, and suddenly said: "I'm going to give birth again."

ah?ah?ah!

······Have become supreme, has the problem of division not been healed yet?

It is much easier for the deity to split and separate the soul than to have a child. After wearing the pain mask for a while, his expression changed, and he suddenly smiled at the third and sixteen, very "Dragon King".

"Hey hey hey hey~ Hello everyone~ I am the number X who was just born, and it is my characteristic to look at everything in the world with a negative eye~ Hey~ You can call me 'Yehe...'"

In the middle of the speech, the sound was suddenly silenced, and after a face-wiping action, the vest switched back to the real deity to take the lead.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the continuous work of [-] has caused me to accumulate too much pressure, and my illness is a bit recurrent. Now, let's look at the problem from a different angle. As a family, everything is easy to discuss."

The birth of number X makes the deity behave like a social animal that has been liberated for many years, peaceful and peaceful, exuding holy light.

Don't you just split your soul to pretend to be negative emotions?Isn't that how we came here? !The world is not worth it!

In the eyes of the world, the three high-ranking gods who combined the power of the world began to sit quietly and drink tea, as if the dignified atmosphere and smell of gunpowder did not exist just now.

Although it was calm for the time being, there were not many people who prayed that they would not fight. In the same sentence, Shui Lanxing might not care, human civilization really couldn't bear it.

"What we want is to give all living beings equal opportunities. 'Ordinary' is the most sentient beings."

"I want the world to know how ordinary I am, but still have the courage to choose self-confidence."

"People are not a tool, but an end."

······

"The Ninth General Assembly is starting now. Except for the newly born X and the scattered souls scattered in the 'heaven', everyone else has the right to vote. The course of action after that depends on the results of this vote. Please be careful. , for the sake of fairness, this deity has no votes."

The host is the second child who puts his head out of the sea of ​​documents.

"It's fine if you don't have a veto, but I don't even have a vote?! Excessive!"

No one paid any attention to him, and everyone treated the tickets in their hands very seriously.

The final voting result was engraved on Article [-] of the family rules, and Article [-] is the highest priority. Do you have any comments?

"Hmm... an unimagined path? It seems to be pretty good too~ That's it, I don't have any objections."

In the end, the deity also agreed, and he didn't take the opportunity to make some strange requests and add some troublesome settings, which is quite unlike him.

This is something that only the real behind-the-scenes master knows. It’s so boring to say it, I want you to guess~

The time that made the water blue star's creatures extremely anxious passed in a flash. While drinking tea, not knowing what the three gods were talking about, Ishitab, the goddess of suicide, stood up suddenly and kicked the multi-winged angel's leg. On the head, caught off guard, the divine battle that had just stopped not long ago continued.

The "immortal" who appeared later didn't know what purpose he was upholding. He thought he was here to persuade peace, but it seems that he was just here to eat melons? !

Before the energy released by the angels distorts the surveillance images of the satellite again, humans can only see that the big guy who seems to be eating melons protects his teacup with his hands, sits with a smile on his face, ignoring the two fights next to him. The behemoth looks like a quiet time.

After a multi-winged angel who used physical strength or extraordinary strength to the extreme, the huge body of the suicide goddess fell off the ground, lost the blessing of the power of the earth, and was taken by the angel into the sky to change the battlefield. Where they stretch out the most.

Leave a big boss to drink tea in place...

Very good!As long as you don't fight on the water blue star, you can do as the gods like, and you can do whatever you want... Don't break the moon or something, that's fine!

Although nothing can be photographed at all, most of the satellites moved away from the two gods who changed the battlefield, and a few still monitored the surface of the water blue star, especially the unknown "immortal" who appeared later.

After drinking two more sips of tea, the boss changed into a more relaxed posture. When he leaned back, a tree grew miraculously at the speed of light on this continent where there were only ruins and no grass left. ···Small tree?While supporting the big man's crooked body, the small tree grew rapidly, and finally reached a height of five meters, which was the most suitable height for shading.

Regardless of whether it is official or private, some knowledgeable scholars exclaimed on the spot: "Green leaves and purple stems, mysterious flowers and yellow fruits, a hundred stalks without branches, there are nine swans, and there are nine gourds underneath. They are actually like hemp, and their leaves are like awns. It's Jianmu, this is Jianmu with the highest status in the Taoist 'tree worship', this big guy's status... is definitely not lower than Huangdi!"

The much-anticipated boss leaned against the tree, pulled out a piece of silk with small characters from his long sleeve, cleared his throat, and turned on the world channel of Shuilanxing.

"Cough cough, let me introduce myself first, Gu, no, this seat, um--, I am, I am Haotian Jinque Supreme Supreme Naturally Miaoyou Miluo Zhizhen Jade Emperor God. Oh, due to the ideological field Question, I have not been an emperor for many years, and now I am in the state of re-employment after retirement. Because of the soft meal for a long time, the Queen Mother has kicked me out and unilaterally terminated the thousand-year-long relationship with me Bundle sale."

······who I am?where am I?What am I listening to?The boss is too down-to-earth, isn't it directly connected to the center of the earth? !

Most Shuilanxing people can't help complaining on this day and at this moment. The difference is that those who understand the situation first complain, and those who don't understand Xia Guo's dialect or how high the status of the big boss are, complain later. There are already so many slots that Shui Lanxing can hardly fit them.

"Before we get to the point, make an advertisement for marriage. You should be able to find out what my conditions are by looking through the classics. At most, I can add a second marriage. Let me list my requirements here. The first thing is to like me, like me , I like me! Then... 嘠!"

The boss made a strange sound in the minds of people all over the world, what's the matter?

Those who can see the satellite surveillance images for the first time know the reason. These people must also know the person who suddenly appeared next to the boss, one of the professors of Miskatonic University who has long been remembered by the water blue star , the fantasy species that first appeared in the eyes of the world, Glenn.

"Principal, what are you doing? Principal!—" The elf's already blood-red eyes seemed to be bleeding directly at this moment. He was obviously smiling, but it gave off a terrifying feeling.

The deity quickly reached out to resist 44's blackened face, he just wanted to hide it, and he didn't have any evil intentions, so don't be so angry, right?

"Too close! Too close! The face is too close! Stop stop!"

"Please be good, normal, and serious! Make up the opening speech! Don't say unnecessary nonsense, strange words, and nonsense! Okay? Okay?!"

"I know, I know, really, really!"

Stop trying too hard, Jian Mu behind you will be pushed down by you, hey!

44 calmed down for two seconds, ended his disrespectful behavior towards the deity, kept smiling, and stepped aside.

The world channel that stopped for a while sounded again: "My title is too long and vain, it's not good, from now on all living beings can call me 'Yuyu'(＾U＾)ノ~YO~"

"Principal! Principal!—" 44, with a dark face and red eyes, put his shoulders on the deity's shoulders, and his whole body was shrouded in black air.

There were drops of sweat on the forehead of the deity, and he sped up his speech slightly: "Because my own cultivation is still good enough