Put on a vest for a better world

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King Mu said, "Bring it tomorrow, and I will watch it with you."

The next day, when King Mu summoned Yanshi, he asked, "Who came with you?"

Yanshi replied, "It's a song and dance artist I created."

King Mu looked in amazement, and saw that the singing and dancing artist was walking slowly, pitching up and down freely, completely like a real person.

Clever!

It can sing, and the song fits the melody; it can dance, and the steps fit the beat.

King Mu thought he was a real person, so he called his beloved Sheng Ji and his concubines to watch its performance together.

When the performance was about to end, the singer and dancer blinked and teased the concubines beside King Mu.

King Mu was furious and wanted to kill Yanshi immediately.

Yanshi was frightened half to death, and immediately dismantled the singing and dancing artists and showed them to King Mu.

It turns out that this "person" is made of leather, wood, resin, lacquer, and pigments such as chalk, black charcoal, cinnabar, and green market.

King Mu inspected it carefully again, and saw that it contained liver and gallbladder, heart and lungs, spleen and kidney, and intestines and stomach; on the outside, there were muscles, bones, limbs, fur, and teeth.

Although they are all fakes, there is nothing they don't have.

After putting these things together again, the song and dance artist returned to its original state.

King Mu tried to remove its heart, and the mouth could not speak; the liver, the eyes could not see; the kidneys, the legs could not walk.

King Mu sighed happily: "Man's skill can have the same effect as nature of heaven and earth!"

He ordered the carriage of his entourage to take the song and dance artist back home together. "

This story is neither long nor short. After Mr. Fu finished speaking quickly, most of the people began to imitate King Mu of Zhou, "It's amazing!"

This military servant who can still look like a human being after thousands of years is undoubtedly the handwriting of Yanshi with a touch of fantasy... It is the most advanced figure.

No matter how exquisite Yanshi's creations are, Master Liang and his party dare not touch them casually, let alone the determination to "just have a look", the desperate situation of the mechanism along the way makes the three of them have no courage to touch it at all. this.

Carefully bypassing these puppet phalanx and walking deep into the underground palace, Xiao Lin kept muttering: "Cheat book, orphan book, cheat book, orphan book..."

Teacher Fu suppressed his urge to cheer up the three idiots, and stared at the dizzy camera without blinking. After learning this all his life, and now seeing the scene in his dream, Teacher Fu could still Resolutely popularize the law, and keep repeating which laws Mr. Liang violated these three times. I have to say that this is an old law-abiding citizen.

The onlookers were not idle, and the barrage had already formed a "command" army.

"There may be a secret door behind that thief-high stone sculpture 'Tianlu, Hexie'. Hurry up and take a look!"

"Are you majoring in archeology upstairs? I thought those two stone lions were Pixiu."

"Tianlu and evil spirits are placed in the tomb, which means to pray for the protection of the tomb and the eternal safety of the house of the dead. It can also be used as a mount for ascending immortals. How can you put Pixiu in the tomb."

"It really exploded a lot of professional bosses."

"Just kidding, I'm working with those who are working together. I really didn't expect these three grandchildren to grab the top spot."

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The official people at this meeting must have ended, and they haven't made a sound because they think that the matter has come to this point anyway, so let's take this opportunity to study and study.

Everyone dances like this, I'm afraid I don't think it's enough to just watch, and I want to sing "Eighteen Meetings" in prison with the three "be brave in the world".

We must severely condemn this kind of white prostitution who wants to eat the country's (prison) food, and vigorously develop the prison economy, and we must not take advantage of them!

I haven't seen the cheat book yet, but I have already seen the "bedroom".

"...I really want to take a look!"

After finishing his work, Master Liang, who was holding his hand for a while, looked at the extremely exaggerated ancient coffin in front of him, and murmured.

Teacher Fu immediately roared: "Don't even think about it! That's it! If you dare to open the coffin, go directly to the underworld to register!"

All of a sudden, the barrage immediately made a noise out of the dog's brain.

"Let's go, I've already been imprisoned anyway, I really want to see what brother Zheng is like!"

"No! No! Have you brought all the professional equipment? If Brother Zheng is turned into ashes, you can't afford to pay thousands of dollars!"

"Open it, just take a look, just take a look!"

"Look at your paralysis! I bought a watch last year! Don't touch it!"

"Don't touch it! Don't touch it!"

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When Master Liang was still hesitating, Lao Ma reached out to ask Master Liang for poison.

Master Liang was a little confused: "What... why?"

The old horse's eyes seemed to be shining, his eyes lingered on the sarcophagus, and he said: "I will die next to it, and I will not go forward."

"Huh? Old Ma, you have a good idea! The plan has changed, we have to go out the way these gangsters came, and block him properly." Master Liang immediately refused.

Teacher Fu and the majority of netizens were also clamoring: "Wow! You deserve it too! Drag this daring guy out to sacrifice to heaven!"

"Work like a soul and give me the medicine!"

Xiao Lin persuaded the fight, Mr. Liang was running, the old horse was chasing, Bangzi's ghost was crying, the live broadcast room began to scold and fight, and the official began to end the game.

Chaos, a mess.

Suddenly, a mermaid candle hanging high was lit up from the periphery of the underground palace to this "bedroom", and the sound of giggling came from the outside to the inside.

Xiao Lin shut up, Master Liang and Lao Ma were also stupefied, Teacher Fu asked in a low voice, "What mechanism did you encounter?"

The three experienced Tufuzi immediately lowered their breathing frequency and sound and moved quickly towards the wall of the underground palace, disappearing in the darkness, with no sense of existence.

The entire underground palace seemed to come to life, and the puppets that were comparable to living people all moved, and they began to fly up to light the lamps, making the underground palace that had been dim for thousands of years as bright as day.

Master Liang and the others shrank again and again, hiding in the last shadow, and the only mobile phone that could make a sound was turned to silent.

Out of nowhere, dolls dressed as maids who have never seen before entered this "bedroom" first, no, it should be the bedroom palace, they are paving a spacious road with black fabric, fabric that does not rot for thousands of years , it is very likely that it is the same material as the clothes on these high-class maid puppets. Make a bold guess, maybe this is the legendary "Shark Shark".

Master Liang and the others were in an atmosphere of fear and anger.

Just because these "handmaids" came to Master Liang and the others, the Bangzi ghosts who had quieted down made a particularly loud noise, wailing endlessly... I was really going to die of anger!

Fortunately, these "maids" just "watched" Master Liang and the others for a while, then continued to move, spreading the carpet all the way to the sarcophagus, without any intention of "pursuing".

After finishing the work of laying out the lamps, most of the "maids" left the bedroom, leaving only two standing on both sides of the door of the bedroom, as if waiting for something.

The more Master Liang thought about it in the dark, the more wrong he became, and a terrible guess lingered in his mind.Do you know the kind of hotel where the room card is inserted?When people leave, the lights go out, and then when people come back, they insert the room card into the recess to get electricity. This, this, this scene, it's super like the owner of the underground palace is back!

In fact, Master Liang is not the only one who thinks this way, many Xia people have already shouted, "No way? No way? No way?" Among them, there are many fishers who are in class, meeting, or work, and have been caught After that, start with the people around you, "No way? No way? No way, right?"

More than 2000 years! ······It seems to be possible too. According to the latest official information, there were monks over [-] years old before Shuilanxing collectively "immortality".

But, but ah!If that person was really alive, how could the Qin Dynasty die in the second generation?How could Ziying end up like that?Is there any force majeure?Moreover, if he is really alive, who is lying in this sarcophagus?The first emperor had no queen (meaning no queen) ah!

Before the people who had this idea burned their brains out, everyone saw the "returner".

He is full of demeanor and demeanor. Words such as dragon, phoenix, and majesty are born for him. The black robe has wide sleeves, and he looks very good-looking when he walks. This "returner" deserves all kinds of compliments, but his whole body is a bit sinister. Depressed, the viewer's palpitations, to put it bluntly, they want to kneel when they see him, and when their eyes meet, there will be two natural reactions of fighting.

Passing by two maid dolls bowing and saluting, this one looked coldly at Master Liang and the others shrunk into quails after entering the bedroom, and miraculously met the camera that had been working all the time. The effect appears on how many people at this moment.

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The "returner" was not in a hurry to settle accounts with the trespassers, but came to the sarcophagus first, and slapped the heavy coffin lid with his sleeves. , put his hand into the coffin.

At this moment, the blood rushes forward, and without knowing who this person is, his behavior of slapping the lid of Shihuang's coffin is undoubtedly challenging the bottom line of Xia people!

Then, a person sat up in the coffin, and the three rushing people braked sharply, grinding their knees to the ground.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm? ? ?

Off-field aid Fu Tang Wuneng yelled: "Please, turn the camera over!!! Adjust the focus! I can't see clearly!"

The cell phone that had been muted for a long time seemed to convey the meaning of Teacher Fu in the dark, and Teacher Fu started immediately with "extraordinary eyesight".

"Mianfu! It's a mianfu! Tongtianguan, Xuanyi clothes, you can't see the lower part of your body, but the upper part is black, and there are regulations and workmanship. It's really His Majesty!" Teacher Fu was so excited that he bit his finger, let alone him, no