Put on a vest for a better world
Chapter 136
Hamster: "I understand, I understand! I wish you happiness! Oh ho ho ho ho—"
Miss Six left, promising to take all the other little sisters who were waiting for a blind date.
Old Liu knelt on the ground and put on a shouting posture: "I'm finished, even if I don't finish today, I will definitely be finished in a while! Oh! My Xi Changsheng!"
Don't get me wrong, it's the equivalent of saying, "Oh my God!"
Hu Zang picked up Lao Liu who was spread out like a cake on the ground and sat down, but he seemed very happy.
Old Liu was originally unwilling, but he was caught in the pigtails by Hu Zang, so he had no choice but to follow suit.
"How did you help the Special Affairs Bureau? Are you not guilty of taking the salary?"
Old Liu froze, he was an "undercover agent" anyway: "Your Majesty, you know, haha."
"Why do you hide in the toilet when you report to the human surnamed Feng what I eat every day? This is also an insult to fried chicken! How can anyone really forget to flush the toilet when he goes to the toilet?"
······If I knew you didn't care, I wouldn't pretend to be constipated.
"But why Zhuangxi Sword Master? I'm so scared!"
"If you're afraid of balls, just pretend to be him! Hey, I'm afraid of farts~ There is no demon in the entire demon world who dares to fight with Xi Changchang. Pretending to be him is the safest thing to do, don't worry."
"I'm afraid that this gossip will spread back to the world..."
Hu Zang said to Lao Liu solemnly: "Well, your name is 'Xi Changsheng', a high-ranking sheng."
······
"Oh, my Xi Changsheng!—"
On the afternoon of the first day when this incident happened, all kinds of foxes appeared in every corner of the Qingqiu mansion, pointing and whispering to Lao Liu from a distance.
When Lao Liu went to see them, the foxes scattered like birds and beasts.
In such a situation, Lao Liu could not take it seriously, and asked Hu Zang about the composition of the demon world with a hard-working attitude.
"It's useless for you to memorize the thousand-year-old family tree of the fox clan. You just need to know the three most important ones. I will go to see the demon ancestor the day after tomorrow. As a representative of the human party, you must accompany me. If you say something wrong, hehe, With a sound of Kucha, he was swallowed by the big monster under the seat of the demon ancestor. The big monsters who have been on duty for 500 years should be Zhulong and Yingzhao. They love eating people the most, Kuchacha—”
The onomatopoeia was added with eyebrows and eyes, and Hu Zou was playing very vigorously. Looking at it from a distance, it looked like he was flirting.
Old Liu was really speechless: "Your Majesty, can you stop treating me like a child? I'm already past the age where I would be scared and cry."
"I don't know who rolled on the ground after learning history."
I'm really sorry that I didn't cooperate with you in the teacher-student game!
Hu Zang conjured up a whip again, held it in his claws and made a crackling sound, expressing his determination to teach Lao Liu: "You don't have to remember those elders of the Fox clan, you are the children who the elders value more. You can also ignore it, you must remember the ancestors of the three major factions of the Fox Clan.
First of all, the ancestor Huayangtian of the Xuanyuanfen faction. There are not many foxes in this department. Because of being involved in the incident of recruiting wage earners in the God Realm, the fox's mouth is quite withered. You humans later tried to discredit Huayangtian. She is the human partner of the ancestors, so she has also changed from the family faction to the most steadfast monster clan dominance faction, which is the biggest obstacle for me to build more cities where monster races and humans coexist. "
Seeing that Lao Liu didn't respond, Hu Zang immediately knew who Hua Yangtian was.
"Patriarch Huayangtian is very famous in the world, don't you have any impression?"
The student surnamed Liu looked at Teacher Hu Di with question marks on his face.
"So I'm right to say that you are uneducated. What about Yuzaoqian and Daji? You must have heard of these two names, right?"
"I've heard of it, it's very famous! What does it have to do with Patriarch Huayangtian?"
"In Xia Kingdom, she was named Daji, in Ying Kingdom, she was named Yuzaoqian, and finally in Duyin Kingdom, she was called Huayangtian."
"Alone?!"
"It's a fox!"
"awesome!"
Lao Liu shot afterimages with both hands, and was looking forward to seeing Hua Yangtian's human form. Which one of Daji and Yuzaoqian is not the legendary peerless beauty?People are not lustful, what else are they doing?
Hu Zang seemed a little dispirited, and his tone was a little low, with a little mockery: "Oh, it's not that he was completely injured by humans, and even left all kinds of weird infamy. Patriarch Huayangtian It’s because you have such a good temper that you humans will bully you in various ways.”
While talking, he poked Lao Liu's head with the tip of his sharp claws, which made Student Liu shrink back.
Is King Zhou a generation of Mingjun who was blackmailed for prohibiting the burial of living people? Is Daji a generation of demon concubine who corrupted the country and invented various tortures? Lao Liu, who has little research on history, dare not say for sure. How can a human being who has only lived for a few decades dare to comment on what happened before.
As for Yuzaoqian and Huayangtian, not only are they separated by time but also by cultural barriers and space, their affairs must be even more unclear.
"Um, Your Majesty, it is difficult for future generations to explain many things in history. I will definitely try my best to reduce my presence in front of the ancestor Huayangtian. So, continue?"
Hu Zang also realized that he had lost his composure, corrected the expression on his fox face, pushed his glasses, and continued the class.
"Then there is our patriarch Yingning in Qingqiu. Patriarch Yingning is a rare hybrid of human and demon in the world. He took over the seat from the ancestor Xinyuehu who went to work in the God Realm in the previous generation. Qingqiu is not like the other two. The reason why the department is so conservative and xenophobic is because there is a human-monster mixed-race Yin Ning patriarch."
Old Liu raised his hand and asked a question that Hu Di couldn't answer.
"Your Majesty, I'm just curious. How did this reproductive isolation be overcome? You said that all the monsters can use human forms, so the same principle applies to humans and monsters?"
Such a scientific question, completely stepped on the blind spot of the old ten's knowledge. For such a thing, you should ask the deity, why the deity who strictly abides by logic made Ying Ning, a hybrid of human and demon?
A student like Lao Liu can't be fooled, and Hu Zhan, a teacher, shouldn't do it either, so he replied very seriously: "That's right, because two independent souls cherish each other, they overcame various difficulties and finally got together , Kula said, Patriarch Yingning was born."
Lao Liu:······
"Okay, okay, let's continue. In the end, it is the Tushan family with the highest status in the fox clan. The female patriarch of the Tushan family is also a master who has deep entanglements with humans, but she always lives in Huoyun. Dong, unless summoned by the demon ancestor, will not return to the demon world, so Tushan's family usually doesn't take care of things. This time is a special situation. I will also return to the demon world to attend the meeting."
"Oh~Your Majesty, let me, as a representative of the class, give a brief summary. There are three families of foxes in the demon world. Those who are talented people have more prospects for development. In the end, there is no fox in the Xuanyuan Tomb family that especially hates humans."
"That's right, that's right, next are the other prominent demon clans, Hu, Huang, and Chang Bog. There are more inclusive Eight Great Families, and some have a fairy or Buddhist background, and they are deeply involved with the Western gods. There are also ethnic groups, this seat will help you take care of them slowly..."
I haven't learned the Classic of Mountains and Seas yet, there are quite a few monsters with their own maps, and the complexity of the forces in the demon world is really not much worse than that of human society.
When get out of class was over tonight, the patriarch grandpa came to see Hu Zang.
The eight-tailed old fox walked around Old Liu, but he dared not get too close.
Old Liu kept an inscrutable smile in embarrassment.
When he finally made his way around Hu Zang, the patriarch's grandfather held Hu Zang's paws tremblingly, and repeated in a low voice: "I have the ability, I really have the ability, I have the ability..."
After a while, he asked in a lower voice: "Who gave birth to my baby grandson?"
Hu Zang: "...he gave birth, he gave birth."
"Skillful, really capable! He must be as talented as Patriarch Yingning!"
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie—that is, who is this seat?"
"When will the University of Michigan be on vacation? Bring your grandson back and let me see, oh, one is not enough, you still have to work hard!"
Hu Zang: "...Mmm, this year, we will have two and three babies."
"Jie jie jie jie—" "Oh huh huh—"
Old Liu will never forget this weird fox laughter... Just be happy.
Chapter 130
◎When spring comes, the world turns green. ◎
"Zhao Zhao, the best! Zhao Zhao, come on! Zhao Zhao, the best!·······"
A mouth appeared on Yingzhao's forehead: "Yaozu, if you don't shut up, I can't help but spit in your face."
"Oh~ this is a barbecue full of precious human seasonings, how can you spit it in my face, it's shameful to waste it!"
It is said that these seasonings are delicious when boiled leather shoes.
"But you are really noisy... What's going on in Nurgle Garden? As soon as the candle dragon left, it kept spitting up things. If we don't deal with it, the hostility will definitely bring disaster to the Nine Realms, but I alone , I really can’t eat it anymore.”
"I can't help it. It's the season for Zhulong to give birth. How can I force him to work overtime at this time? Sigh~ It's not easy for the boss—"
"Ugh—I reasonably suspect that the reason for this mutation is that you let a large group of evil alchemists into the Garden of Nurgle under the temptation of spicy noodles."
"Ahahaha——you saw it, but they've only been in there for a few months, what can they do? And...it's Latiao! Latiao made with alchemy!"
"The time flow rate of Nurgle Garden is different from that of all places in the Nine Realms. They may have just passed a few seconds, but they may also have passed a few seconds.
Miss Six left, promising to take all the other little sisters who were waiting for a blind date.
Old Liu knelt on the ground and put on a shouting posture: "I'm finished, even if I don't finish today, I will definitely be finished in a while! Oh! My Xi Changsheng!"
Don't get me wrong, it's the equivalent of saying, "Oh my God!"
Hu Zang picked up Lao Liu who was spread out like a cake on the ground and sat down, but he seemed very happy.
Old Liu was originally unwilling, but he was caught in the pigtails by Hu Zang, so he had no choice but to follow suit.
"How did you help the Special Affairs Bureau? Are you not guilty of taking the salary?"
Old Liu froze, he was an "undercover agent" anyway: "Your Majesty, you know, haha."
"Why do you hide in the toilet when you report to the human surnamed Feng what I eat every day? This is also an insult to fried chicken! How can anyone really forget to flush the toilet when he goes to the toilet?"
······If I knew you didn't care, I wouldn't pretend to be constipated.
"But why Zhuangxi Sword Master? I'm so scared!"
"If you're afraid of balls, just pretend to be him! Hey, I'm afraid of farts~ There is no demon in the entire demon world who dares to fight with Xi Changchang. Pretending to be him is the safest thing to do, don't worry."
"I'm afraid that this gossip will spread back to the world..."
Hu Zang said to Lao Liu solemnly: "Well, your name is 'Xi Changsheng', a high-ranking sheng."
······
"Oh, my Xi Changsheng!—"
On the afternoon of the first day when this incident happened, all kinds of foxes appeared in every corner of the Qingqiu mansion, pointing and whispering to Lao Liu from a distance.
When Lao Liu went to see them, the foxes scattered like birds and beasts.
In such a situation, Lao Liu could not take it seriously, and asked Hu Zang about the composition of the demon world with a hard-working attitude.
"It's useless for you to memorize the thousand-year-old family tree of the fox clan. You just need to know the three most important ones. I will go to see the demon ancestor the day after tomorrow. As a representative of the human party, you must accompany me. If you say something wrong, hehe, With a sound of Kucha, he was swallowed by the big monster under the seat of the demon ancestor. The big monsters who have been on duty for 500 years should be Zhulong and Yingzhao. They love eating people the most, Kuchacha—”
The onomatopoeia was added with eyebrows and eyes, and Hu Zou was playing very vigorously. Looking at it from a distance, it looked like he was flirting.
Old Liu was really speechless: "Your Majesty, can you stop treating me like a child? I'm already past the age where I would be scared and cry."
"I don't know who rolled on the ground after learning history."
I'm really sorry that I didn't cooperate with you in the teacher-student game!
Hu Zang conjured up a whip again, held it in his claws and made a crackling sound, expressing his determination to teach Lao Liu: "You don't have to remember those elders of the Fox clan, you are the children who the elders value more. You can also ignore it, you must remember the ancestors of the three major factions of the Fox Clan.
First of all, the ancestor Huayangtian of the Xuanyuanfen faction. There are not many foxes in this department. Because of being involved in the incident of recruiting wage earners in the God Realm, the fox's mouth is quite withered. You humans later tried to discredit Huayangtian. She is the human partner of the ancestors, so she has also changed from the family faction to the most steadfast monster clan dominance faction, which is the biggest obstacle for me to build more cities where monster races and humans coexist. "
Seeing that Lao Liu didn't respond, Hu Zang immediately knew who Hua Yangtian was.
"Patriarch Huayangtian is very famous in the world, don't you have any impression?"
The student surnamed Liu looked at Teacher Hu Di with question marks on his face.
"So I'm right to say that you are uneducated. What about Yuzaoqian and Daji? You must have heard of these two names, right?"
"I've heard of it, it's very famous! What does it have to do with Patriarch Huayangtian?"
"In Xia Kingdom, she was named Daji, in Ying Kingdom, she was named Yuzaoqian, and finally in Duyin Kingdom, she was called Huayangtian."
"Alone?!"
"It's a fox!"
"awesome!"
Lao Liu shot afterimages with both hands, and was looking forward to seeing Hua Yangtian's human form. Which one of Daji and Yuzaoqian is not the legendary peerless beauty?People are not lustful, what else are they doing?
Hu Zang seemed a little dispirited, and his tone was a little low, with a little mockery: "Oh, it's not that he was completely injured by humans, and even left all kinds of weird infamy. Patriarch Huayangtian It’s because you have such a good temper that you humans will bully you in various ways.”
While talking, he poked Lao Liu's head with the tip of his sharp claws, which made Student Liu shrink back.
Is King Zhou a generation of Mingjun who was blackmailed for prohibiting the burial of living people? Is Daji a generation of demon concubine who corrupted the country and invented various tortures? Lao Liu, who has little research on history, dare not say for sure. How can a human being who has only lived for a few decades dare to comment on what happened before.
As for Yuzaoqian and Huayangtian, not only are they separated by time but also by cultural barriers and space, their affairs must be even more unclear.
"Um, Your Majesty, it is difficult for future generations to explain many things in history. I will definitely try my best to reduce my presence in front of the ancestor Huayangtian. So, continue?"
Hu Zang also realized that he had lost his composure, corrected the expression on his fox face, pushed his glasses, and continued the class.
"Then there is our patriarch Yingning in Qingqiu. Patriarch Yingning is a rare hybrid of human and demon in the world. He took over the seat from the ancestor Xinyuehu who went to work in the God Realm in the previous generation. Qingqiu is not like the other two. The reason why the department is so conservative and xenophobic is because there is a human-monster mixed-race Yin Ning patriarch."
Old Liu raised his hand and asked a question that Hu Di couldn't answer.
"Your Majesty, I'm just curious. How did this reproductive isolation be overcome? You said that all the monsters can use human forms, so the same principle applies to humans and monsters?"
Such a scientific question, completely stepped on the blind spot of the old ten's knowledge. For such a thing, you should ask the deity, why the deity who strictly abides by logic made Ying Ning, a hybrid of human and demon?
A student like Lao Liu can't be fooled, and Hu Zhan, a teacher, shouldn't do it either, so he replied very seriously: "That's right, because two independent souls cherish each other, they overcame various difficulties and finally got together , Kula said, Patriarch Yingning was born."
Lao Liu:······
"Okay, okay, let's continue. In the end, it is the Tushan family with the highest status in the fox clan. The female patriarch of the Tushan family is also a master who has deep entanglements with humans, but she always lives in Huoyun. Dong, unless summoned by the demon ancestor, will not return to the demon world, so Tushan's family usually doesn't take care of things. This time is a special situation. I will also return to the demon world to attend the meeting."
"Oh~Your Majesty, let me, as a representative of the class, give a brief summary. There are three families of foxes in the demon world. Those who are talented people have more prospects for development. In the end, there is no fox in the Xuanyuan Tomb family that especially hates humans."
"That's right, that's right, next are the other prominent demon clans, Hu, Huang, and Chang Bog. There are more inclusive Eight Great Families, and some have a fairy or Buddhist background, and they are deeply involved with the Western gods. There are also ethnic groups, this seat will help you take care of them slowly..."
I haven't learned the Classic of Mountains and Seas yet, there are quite a few monsters with their own maps, and the complexity of the forces in the demon world is really not much worse than that of human society.
When get out of class was over tonight, the patriarch grandpa came to see Hu Zang.
The eight-tailed old fox walked around Old Liu, but he dared not get too close.
Old Liu kept an inscrutable smile in embarrassment.
When he finally made his way around Hu Zang, the patriarch's grandfather held Hu Zang's paws tremblingly, and repeated in a low voice: "I have the ability, I really have the ability, I have the ability..."
After a while, he asked in a lower voice: "Who gave birth to my baby grandson?"
Hu Zang: "...he gave birth, he gave birth."
"Skillful, really capable! He must be as talented as Patriarch Yingning!"
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie—that is, who is this seat?"
"When will the University of Michigan be on vacation? Bring your grandson back and let me see, oh, one is not enough, you still have to work hard!"
Hu Zang: "...Mmm, this year, we will have two and three babies."
"Jie jie jie jie—" "Oh huh huh—"
Old Liu will never forget this weird fox laughter... Just be happy.
Chapter 130
◎When spring comes, the world turns green. ◎
"Zhao Zhao, the best! Zhao Zhao, come on! Zhao Zhao, the best!·······"
A mouth appeared on Yingzhao's forehead: "Yaozu, if you don't shut up, I can't help but spit in your face."
"Oh~ this is a barbecue full of precious human seasonings, how can you spit it in my face, it's shameful to waste it!"
It is said that these seasonings are delicious when boiled leather shoes.
"But you are really noisy... What's going on in Nurgle Garden? As soon as the candle dragon left, it kept spitting up things. If we don't deal with it, the hostility will definitely bring disaster to the Nine Realms, but I alone , I really can’t eat it anymore.”
"I can't help it. It's the season for Zhulong to give birth. How can I force him to work overtime at this time? Sigh~ It's not easy for the boss—"
"Ugh—I reasonably suspect that the reason for this mutation is that you let a large group of evil alchemists into the Garden of Nurgle under the temptation of spicy noodles."
"Ahahaha——you saw it, but they've only been in there for a few months, what can they do? And...it's Latiao! Latiao made with alchemy!"
"The time flow rate of Nurgle Garden is different from that of all places in the Nine Realms. They may have just passed a few seconds, but they may also have passed a few seconds.
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