Put on a vest for a better world
Chapter 138
Laugh, and start high-end socializing.
"They're all demon ancestors, so it's okay to marry more."
"Hey—three hundred is too little for me."
"Then the old guys will introduce you."
"What about Xi Changsheng?"
"Isn't this missing? It doesn't get in the way, it doesn't get in the way."
"Get promoted, get rich and die wife, why don't you say that human beings are smart? You can read this summary."
"Exquisite, it is indeed exquisite~ But our Majesty still has the ability, the ability~~~"
"Jie Jie Jie Jie-"
Sitting paralyzed on the throne of the demon ancestor, his bearded face was ashen, and he questioned Shisan in his soul: "Are there any normal people in our demon world?"
Thirteen hesitated for a while: "There is no one in our demon world?"
"Yes, I brought one back, but I don't know where I lost it now."
"Don't worry, I asked my second child specifically. Old Liu is destined to marry a fox fairy, and he will never die."
Hu Zang hugged himself tightly: "I treat him as a brother!"
"Yeah, don't worry about marrying you."
"He dares to go out and beat the fox! Fuck, I treat him like a brother, but he actually got out of the order first!"
Thirteen held back and didn't say anything, he felt that tenth was a little seriously ill.
"Anyway, succeed to the throne first, and then change the policy. The things in the Garden of Nurgle are shared by everyone."
"Are the three non-products that make demons fat finally spread to the entire demon world? Can't I think of another way to deal with garbage?"
"No, he respects the conservation of energy."
"There are only deranged garbage screenwriters in ghost movies, bah bah bah—"
Lively, lively, really lively.
The Qianzai Zhen'e Temple is like a vegetable market, where all kinds of monsters gather and chat awkwardly, it is really a rare prosperity in the demon world.
Especially the beard that has attracted much attention, "relatives and friends" are full of praise, and there is an endless stream of people who send their wives to recognize their fathers. It looks like it has the charm of "Fan Jinzhongju", which is amazing, but that Tibetan fox face , born with a bit of "serious and upright" charm, placed in the scene in front of me... I won't say much, let me laugh first.
After Hu Zang put on his feet and came to the stage to deliver a speech similar to "amnesty to the world", this generation of demon ancestors bluntly said that he would return to the world to be an "animal protector".
"Yaozu, forgive me, those who have not developed spiritual wisdom do not belong to the Yaozu." Yingzhao, you are the only one who has a lot of troubles!
"Yeah, so I am an animal protection person, not an ambassador of the Yaozu abroad. Rescue is an absolutely long process, just 'rescue' the guy who only has a face regardless of the follow-up. In fact, I am a real fox. I will not directly cut flesh to enlighten them like the previous demon ancestors, turning the human world into a second demon world. I will stay in the human world, do this slowly, and save us possible siblings."
But we just want to keep you to give birth to more cubs, so that we can get more talented juniors... There is no other way, let's go to the world to play tricks together.
"Okay, there is no need to discuss this matter again. Now let's solve the problem that the big monster's body is too large and oppresses the living space of other creatures. As far as I know, this is really not the big monster's fault. The problem of the mud boundary has existed since ancient times. , there has been no good solution, if there is any good suggestion..."
Shisan said that the old eleventh officer really wants to be a demon ancestor, he is so ashamed!
When the big bosses of the Yaozu were actively expressing their opinions, there was a change in the entrance and exit of the mud world that had been placed so carelessly in the center of the Zhen'e Hall.
That boiling situation has never happened before, and I don't know if it was some fool in the hall who muttered: "The pot is boiling."
Then rushed out from there a huge monster that can look down on the big monster. The big monsters here have never seen such a strong one. Some of them suddenly felt that it didn't matter if they didn't lose weight... Far.
It's just that the Zhen'e Hall, which claims to have no physical boundaries, became crowded for the first time, and the things that rushed up roared with some messy words.
"Woo...dirty..."
Yingzhao: "Hey~ where is it, where is it, the new demon ancestor of the demon world, you can definitely find him if you have anything to do."
Sure enough, Yingzhao has a big problem!
The eyes, which were so big that they were too big, stared over, and the beard felt a little numb, and the monster immediately shouted: "Husband... Jun..."
Before the word "what" came out, Hu Zang roared: "What are you barking about? This seat is not, this seat is not!"
Chapter 132
◎Does not abide by male virtues, master of PUA, dies of illness and lives forever. ◎
Passionate, classic, and very festive BGM dedicated to dating shows, and these few episodes of the already good ratings show have seen explosive growth.
Xi Changsheng, who doesn't fit in with the painting style of this show, has brought a predictable increase in ratings... He seems to be really serious about blind dates.
The most uncomfortable person present was only Dixian Fuzun who attended as a parent. He had maintained the expression of "subway, old man, mobile phone" for several days.
In fact, the embarrassment and confusion don't stop there, the program team is about to collapse, okay?Isn't it common sense that dating shows have scripts?You are such a great god that it is difficult for us to do it!It's so hard to be a worker!Leaders who dare not refuse but only want ratings are also scumbags!
It would be very fake not to choose Xi Changsheng as a guest, but if you really want to arrange one... Mr. Land Limit, shall we put down the sword first?A bit harmful pia——
The show, which originally had a well-written script, was turned into an embarrassing show by the "sincere" older courtship man Xi Changsheng.
The speeches of the guest relationship experts have all become cautious, and every sentence has to be quoted from the classics. If the predecessors have not said it, they will never dare to be careless.
Xi Changsheng realized something when the atmosphere of the scene was weird and the broadcast of the show was extremely lively.
"There is only one person in this world who loves him outright, and he lost that one."
······
Dixian Fuzun: "My parents' symptoms have reached the point where even a living person can see something is wrong. It's time to take action."
Instead, Xi Changsheng talked to him first.
"Nine, no, Second Master, I don't abide by masculinity."
The most serious one in the Taishang Mansion was completely solidified into a "subway, old man, mobile phone" emoji package.
Before Xi Changsheng, who was going to tell the truth, made it clear, the world had undergone major changes.
"Is it sinking?"
"The deity has not announced."
"No one can feel it."
"Which realm?"
"······Ni Gen."
Land limit: "Has the deity finally blown up the trash can?"
"Hmm...maybe."
"How about this, I will notify the relevant people to prepare for possible natural disasters, you go to the demon world first, and talk slowly later."
"Ah."
Before splitting up to act, Earth Limit couldn't bear it: "Longevity..."
"what happened?"
"Remember to come back and talk to me."
"Ah."
······Is Master Fangfei not at home all this time?
Xi Changsheng, who didn't care about this, also chose to take a shortcut and entered the demon world from Langhuantian.
The sky is falling, the earth is collapsing, and the demon world, which was originally as beautiful as a fairy tale world, is experiencing its doomsday. In short, it is like a house without its foundation, and everything is collapsing.
"This is really... a big scene."
The voice of the former demon ancestor echoed throughout the demon world.
"All demon emperors, show your bodies to support the sky. Those who are capable will help their surroundings, and those who are incapable will try their best to protect themselves. If you fall into the mud, your soul will disappear."
On the land of the rapidly collapsing demon world, many colossal monsters are besieging a bigger monster, and the old ten bearded and dirty are among them.
What was the monster that was bigger than the demon emperor's body? Although it was far from the time when we parted, it would not be an exaggeration to say that it had been changed, but Xi Changsheng still recognized it at a glance.
The monster was yelling something, but because the voice was too loud, no demon could understand it, but Xi Changsheng knew that it was calling him.
"Are you in pain? Are you crying? What the hell did I do—"
Hey, it's an old tradition, isn't Shi Qi falling in love and returning to his hometown also a catastrophe?
As soon as he entered the demon world, he drew his sword.
"The universe is empty, and the years are dignified."
Hu Zang, whose face was covered with sword energy:?
"The Time Sword of Indiscriminate Attack, dodge all!"
The deadlock was broken, and the battlefield suddenly came to a standstill. When the source of the sword energy was clear, Hu Zang:? ?
Unable to hold back, he blurted out: "Xi Changsheng, are you sick?"
"Huh? Hu dirty his wife?"
"It's so good-looking. Rumors say that he looks ordinary. What kind of aesthetics do juniors have?"
"You actually look at Dirty Hu, don't you have bad eyesight?"
"Hey~ Maybe humans are good at that? It's a fox after all~"
Whispering with the current body shape... Hu Zang: "I heard you!"
······
"Yes, very sick."
The white clothes are still the same, and Lan Chen's fairy clothes will not change even after thousands of years. Besides, for Xi Changsheng, it hasn't been long.
The monster that had stopped suddenly ran away, rushing towards Xi Changsheng with an aura of destroying everything.
The demon clansmen were all dumbfounded. Facing this kind of monster, Xi Changsheng didn't have the slightest intention of avoiding its edge, so he just stood there and opened his arms.
"What trick is this?"
"Hiss—this didn't even bite off, as expected of Sword Master."
"Hu Dirty—you still don't like this? Your wives are fighting."
Hu Zang: Hu Zang started to bark again.
"It started to fight, but it didn't seem to be completely fought."
"Yeah, Xi Changsheng doesn't seem to fight back."
With such a tragic size, the monster could have swallowed Xi Changsheng completely in one bite, but he quickly spit it out after holding it for a while.
"Ru———"
"It doesn't hurt, it's okay."
Thank you for Lanchen Xianyi, who is not stained or stained, otherwise this reunion will be full of saliva.
Xi Changsheng is the one who can resist the coquettishness of a monster of this size
"They're all demon ancestors, so it's okay to marry more."
"Hey—three hundred is too little for me."
"Then the old guys will introduce you."
"What about Xi Changsheng?"
"Isn't this missing? It doesn't get in the way, it doesn't get in the way."
"Get promoted, get rich and die wife, why don't you say that human beings are smart? You can read this summary."
"Exquisite, it is indeed exquisite~ But our Majesty still has the ability, the ability~~~"
"Jie Jie Jie Jie-"
Sitting paralyzed on the throne of the demon ancestor, his bearded face was ashen, and he questioned Shisan in his soul: "Are there any normal people in our demon world?"
Thirteen hesitated for a while: "There is no one in our demon world?"
"Yes, I brought one back, but I don't know where I lost it now."
"Don't worry, I asked my second child specifically. Old Liu is destined to marry a fox fairy, and he will never die."
Hu Zang hugged himself tightly: "I treat him as a brother!"
"Yeah, don't worry about marrying you."
"He dares to go out and beat the fox! Fuck, I treat him like a brother, but he actually got out of the order first!"
Thirteen held back and didn't say anything, he felt that tenth was a little seriously ill.
"Anyway, succeed to the throne first, and then change the policy. The things in the Garden of Nurgle are shared by everyone."
"Are the three non-products that make demons fat finally spread to the entire demon world? Can't I think of another way to deal with garbage?"
"No, he respects the conservation of energy."
"There are only deranged garbage screenwriters in ghost movies, bah bah bah—"
Lively, lively, really lively.
The Qianzai Zhen'e Temple is like a vegetable market, where all kinds of monsters gather and chat awkwardly, it is really a rare prosperity in the demon world.
Especially the beard that has attracted much attention, "relatives and friends" are full of praise, and there is an endless stream of people who send their wives to recognize their fathers. It looks like it has the charm of "Fan Jinzhongju", which is amazing, but that Tibetan fox face , born with a bit of "serious and upright" charm, placed in the scene in front of me... I won't say much, let me laugh first.
After Hu Zang put on his feet and came to the stage to deliver a speech similar to "amnesty to the world", this generation of demon ancestors bluntly said that he would return to the world to be an "animal protector".
"Yaozu, forgive me, those who have not developed spiritual wisdom do not belong to the Yaozu." Yingzhao, you are the only one who has a lot of troubles!
"Yeah, so I am an animal protection person, not an ambassador of the Yaozu abroad. Rescue is an absolutely long process, just 'rescue' the guy who only has a face regardless of the follow-up. In fact, I am a real fox. I will not directly cut flesh to enlighten them like the previous demon ancestors, turning the human world into a second demon world. I will stay in the human world, do this slowly, and save us possible siblings."
But we just want to keep you to give birth to more cubs, so that we can get more talented juniors... There is no other way, let's go to the world to play tricks together.
"Okay, there is no need to discuss this matter again. Now let's solve the problem that the big monster's body is too large and oppresses the living space of other creatures. As far as I know, this is really not the big monster's fault. The problem of the mud boundary has existed since ancient times. , there has been no good solution, if there is any good suggestion..."
Shisan said that the old eleventh officer really wants to be a demon ancestor, he is so ashamed!
When the big bosses of the Yaozu were actively expressing their opinions, there was a change in the entrance and exit of the mud world that had been placed so carelessly in the center of the Zhen'e Hall.
That boiling situation has never happened before, and I don't know if it was some fool in the hall who muttered: "The pot is boiling."
Then rushed out from there a huge monster that can look down on the big monster. The big monsters here have never seen such a strong one. Some of them suddenly felt that it didn't matter if they didn't lose weight... Far.
It's just that the Zhen'e Hall, which claims to have no physical boundaries, became crowded for the first time, and the things that rushed up roared with some messy words.
"Woo...dirty..."
Yingzhao: "Hey~ where is it, where is it, the new demon ancestor of the demon world, you can definitely find him if you have anything to do."
Sure enough, Yingzhao has a big problem!
The eyes, which were so big that they were too big, stared over, and the beard felt a little numb, and the monster immediately shouted: "Husband... Jun..."
Before the word "what" came out, Hu Zang roared: "What are you barking about? This seat is not, this seat is not!"
Chapter 132
◎Does not abide by male virtues, master of PUA, dies of illness and lives forever. ◎
Passionate, classic, and very festive BGM dedicated to dating shows, and these few episodes of the already good ratings show have seen explosive growth.
Xi Changsheng, who doesn't fit in with the painting style of this show, has brought a predictable increase in ratings... He seems to be really serious about blind dates.
The most uncomfortable person present was only Dixian Fuzun who attended as a parent. He had maintained the expression of "subway, old man, mobile phone" for several days.
In fact, the embarrassment and confusion don't stop there, the program team is about to collapse, okay?Isn't it common sense that dating shows have scripts?You are such a great god that it is difficult for us to do it!It's so hard to be a worker!Leaders who dare not refuse but only want ratings are also scumbags!
It would be very fake not to choose Xi Changsheng as a guest, but if you really want to arrange one... Mr. Land Limit, shall we put down the sword first?A bit harmful pia——
The show, which originally had a well-written script, was turned into an embarrassing show by the "sincere" older courtship man Xi Changsheng.
The speeches of the guest relationship experts have all become cautious, and every sentence has to be quoted from the classics. If the predecessors have not said it, they will never dare to be careless.
Xi Changsheng realized something when the atmosphere of the scene was weird and the broadcast of the show was extremely lively.
"There is only one person in this world who loves him outright, and he lost that one."
······
Dixian Fuzun: "My parents' symptoms have reached the point where even a living person can see something is wrong. It's time to take action."
Instead, Xi Changsheng talked to him first.
"Nine, no, Second Master, I don't abide by masculinity."
The most serious one in the Taishang Mansion was completely solidified into a "subway, old man, mobile phone" emoji package.
Before Xi Changsheng, who was going to tell the truth, made it clear, the world had undergone major changes.
"Is it sinking?"
"The deity has not announced."
"No one can feel it."
"Which realm?"
"······Ni Gen."
Land limit: "Has the deity finally blown up the trash can?"
"Hmm...maybe."
"How about this, I will notify the relevant people to prepare for possible natural disasters, you go to the demon world first, and talk slowly later."
"Ah."
Before splitting up to act, Earth Limit couldn't bear it: "Longevity..."
"what happened?"
"Remember to come back and talk to me."
"Ah."
······Is Master Fangfei not at home all this time?
Xi Changsheng, who didn't care about this, also chose to take a shortcut and entered the demon world from Langhuantian.
The sky is falling, the earth is collapsing, and the demon world, which was originally as beautiful as a fairy tale world, is experiencing its doomsday. In short, it is like a house without its foundation, and everything is collapsing.
"This is really... a big scene."
The voice of the former demon ancestor echoed throughout the demon world.
"All demon emperors, show your bodies to support the sky. Those who are capable will help their surroundings, and those who are incapable will try their best to protect themselves. If you fall into the mud, your soul will disappear."
On the land of the rapidly collapsing demon world, many colossal monsters are besieging a bigger monster, and the old ten bearded and dirty are among them.
What was the monster that was bigger than the demon emperor's body? Although it was far from the time when we parted, it would not be an exaggeration to say that it had been changed, but Xi Changsheng still recognized it at a glance.
The monster was yelling something, but because the voice was too loud, no demon could understand it, but Xi Changsheng knew that it was calling him.
"Are you in pain? Are you crying? What the hell did I do—"
Hey, it's an old tradition, isn't Shi Qi falling in love and returning to his hometown also a catastrophe?
As soon as he entered the demon world, he drew his sword.
"The universe is empty, and the years are dignified."
Hu Zang, whose face was covered with sword energy:?
"The Time Sword of Indiscriminate Attack, dodge all!"
The deadlock was broken, and the battlefield suddenly came to a standstill. When the source of the sword energy was clear, Hu Zang:? ?
Unable to hold back, he blurted out: "Xi Changsheng, are you sick?"
"Huh? Hu dirty his wife?"
"It's so good-looking. Rumors say that he looks ordinary. What kind of aesthetics do juniors have?"
"You actually look at Dirty Hu, don't you have bad eyesight?"
"Hey~ Maybe humans are good at that? It's a fox after all~"
Whispering with the current body shape... Hu Zang: "I heard you!"
······
"Yes, very sick."
The white clothes are still the same, and Lan Chen's fairy clothes will not change even after thousands of years. Besides, for Xi Changsheng, it hasn't been long.
The monster that had stopped suddenly ran away, rushing towards Xi Changsheng with an aura of destroying everything.
The demon clansmen were all dumbfounded. Facing this kind of monster, Xi Changsheng didn't have the slightest intention of avoiding its edge, so he just stood there and opened his arms.
"What trick is this?"
"Hiss—this didn't even bite off, as expected of Sword Master."
"Hu Dirty—you still don't like this? Your wives are fighting."
Hu Zang: Hu Zang started to bark again.
"It started to fight, but it didn't seem to be completely fought."
"Yeah, Xi Changsheng doesn't seem to fight back."
With such a tragic size, the monster could have swallowed Xi Changsheng completely in one bite, but he quickly spit it out after holding it for a while.
"Ru———"
"It doesn't hurt, it's okay."
Thank you for Lanchen Xianyi, who is not stained or stained, otherwise this reunion will be full of saliva.
Xi Changsheng is the one who can resist the coquettishness of a monster of this size
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