Put on a vest for a better world

He and the nurse still stick to their posts, taking care of the children, so there is no need to worry too much about the safety of the hostages.

Moreover, the Bureau of Special Affairs has already invited the immortals from the Taishang Mansion. Rescuing the hostages and quelling the incident cannot be done by us alone.

But Comrade Lin, your task is heavy,

The meaning above is to use human sociality to assimilate these monsters who live with humans all the year round.

After all, these urban animals who have become monsters due to the resurrection of spiritual energy are the most likely to identify with the structure of our human society.

I can tell you some news that is still classified. Judging from the situation observed by satellites and the recent reports of wildlife related workers, the situation in the wild and at sea is not as optimistic as in the city.

At least the monsters in the city would still think of negotiating with us humans.

Nature's revenge on human beings is about to begin... If we can deal with this incident peacefully, maybe we can build a bridge of communication between us humans and monsters, and even other extraordinary creatures! "

Bearing this first-class burden, Lin Jingsheng, under the protection of the elites of the Special Affairs Bureau, walked to the forefront under the expectations and encouragement of the leaders and the admiration and admiration of his colleagues, and started his signature gentle style "Tang Seng" "style" persuasion negotiations.

When I first came up, I apologized for the human beings, counted the various faults of the human beings, and behaved like the monsters, and stood in the position of the monsters and spurned the human beings together.

Then there are all kinds of promises with the strong support of the leaders, describing the treatment that the monsters can get after surrendering at this moment, such as what country grants household registration, and the transformation is a career number and the like.

These little monsters who have never seen anything in the world hesitated for a moment. If Gou Qi hadn't invited Hu Zang in time, the monster robbery incident might have been perfectly resolved by the strong "Zoudunliu".

Hu Zang, who came to the scene, noticed the fluctuating morale of the monsters, and saw the extraordinarily pleasant persuasion of human beings to persuade them to surrender. He complained in his heart, "It's so dangerous, and I almost became a poor commander. It's too easy to get Human beings don't know how to cherish things.

At that moment, Hu Zang showed a huge demon body, easily climbed up the building of the Maternal and Child Health Hospital, ignoring the threat of guns and the preparations of those new practitioners from the Special Affairs Bureau, the face of the Tibetan fox who despised the common people moved down, and directly hit In front of Lin Jingsheng, who was shouting, exuded the cruel aura of a predator at the top of the food chain.

The huge mouth full of beard and fangs was slightly opened, exhaling fishy smell and blood: "Pet food? But I am only interested in your human flesh and blood. Tell me, what should I do?"

His Majesty Hu Zang, the demon emperor of western Tibet, appeared in front of the world for the second time after being knocked into the air by Wudao Peak of the Taishang Mansion driven by an unlicensed driver.

"If you don't listen or listen, human beings will chant scriptures." No matter what the official conditions are, Hu Zang said that he wants to eat meat, and he wants to eat human flesh, and he will not listen to other conditions.

Facing the infinite pressure brought by the big face of the Tibetan fox close at hand, Lin Jingsheng risked losing his body and found another way when the negotiation reached an impasse.

He suddenly mocked Hu Zang: "Although you always talk about human flesh, in fact, you haven't eaten any mortals at all, have you?"

"Presumptuous, rude and bold! My lord, this lord has eaten more rice than you have eaten. Yes, a lot!" This trace of guilty conscience that was inadvertently leaked is fortunately born with an embarrassing face, and people don't like it. Will look at the facial expressions of Tibetan foxes.

Comrade Lin Jingsheng, who was exceptionally skilled at negotiating, seized the slightest flaw in an instant, and began to chase after the victory: "Really? Then your taste is really not that good, and human flesh is really unpalatable."

Hu Zang's tone was slightly disdainful: "It's the same as you have eaten human beings. How do you know that human flesh is not delicious? Humans are creatures that eat well and sleep well all day long. Human flesh must be the best."

I heard it, but I didn't eat it.

"Wow, respected His Majesty Hu Zang, who gave you such an illusion?"

Lin Jingsheng's words were full of self-mockery and sarcasm, and he blurted out the same thing.

"Growing up drinking milk mixed with melamine, eating 'lean meat powder' and dyed steamed buns, side dishes with 'poisonous bean sprouts', snacks supplemented with 'plasticizer', and Tieguanyin with rare earth exceeding the standard, watching the popular The news of 'quick-frozen food germ door', these are the daily life of our modern people.

As for 'sleep well', look at my hairline, does it seem like I slept well?

Get up in the morning, buy gutter oil fritters, cut a Sudan red salted egg, make a glass of melamine milk, and go to work after eating.

At noon, eat a portion of clenbuterol pork fried with pesticide and chives, and then a portion of marinated beef with artificial eggs, served with a bowl of paraffin refurbished rice, and a portion of flavored tea after the meal.

After get off work, buy some contraceptive-fed fish, a catty of urea bean sprouts, a swollen tomato, two pieces of gypsum tofu, go back to the sky-high price room of the bean curd dregs project, open a bottle of methanol blended with white wine, and get a whitening agent plus white cubes and sulfur fumigation steamed buns.

After dinner, smoke a high-mercury cigarette, and sleep under the black-hearted quilt at night.

Why are we humans still tenaciously alive?

I tell you, Your Grace.

Because after birth, we start to get various vaccines, some of which are poisonous!

You said that human flesh is delicious, it seems that there is no problem, but we have been marinated with various chemical materials since birth, look at our delicious human girls, it is not enough to marinate inside, and we have to use cosmetics to marinate from the outside to the inside .

Look at you, this taste is actually good, the taste is really a bit heavy. "

The negotiation between this man and the monster was broadcast live by a lot of media that didn't think it was a big deal!Comrade Lin Jingsheng, you really dare to say that the people of the whole country are embarrassed together, it is embarrassing to other races! ······ Although, what is said is the truth.

Hu Zang was embarrassed by Lin Jingsheng, the strong "mouth escape", and suddenly felt that he had to bite people for the future status of the monster clan, and the sacrifice was really great!I don't want to say anything at all!If you really want to eat people, what will you eat?

Hu Zang resisted his nausea, showing the ferocity of a big monster, and bit his sharp teeth at Lin Jingsheng: "What are you talking about? I don't understand! Of course human flesh is delicious, and I want to enjoy it now."

Chapter 33

◎Come as soon as you come, what gifts do you bring◎

The scene of an adult male being swallowed and chewed by a huge non-human creature is horrifying and bloody. The splashed blood and flesh and blood parts interpret the unsightly eating method of Hu Zang.

All the humans with guns on the scene chose to shoot, and the media all moved away from the camera or coded the screen urgently. The scene of the confrontation between the transgressors, which had been stalemate for a long time, tended to start to become chaotic.

The leader who always pays attention to the development of the front line is incompetent and furious: "The immortals haven't arrived yet?! All the monks in the series are equipped with special psionic bullets to go to the front line! Use all means to suppress these monsters, no matter what the loss, I will bear it !"

How could the existing power of human beings pose a threat to Hu Zang?

When the scene was about to slip into an uncontrollable direction, Lin Jingsheng's soul floated out from between Hu Zang's teeth.

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"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, put down your guns, put down your guns, anyway, I don't want this bald body anymore, so let's give it to His Majesty Hu Zun."

To be honest, he died too fast. Before Lin Jingsheng could feel the pain, his soul had already floated out. The teeth are really good...

Everyone didn't know how they should react for a while, that's right, your colleague who lost his body will also have to go to work the next day... How to solve the employment problem after this? !Pulling away, let's first draw our eyes back to the front line of the confrontation between the transvestites.

After Lin Jingsheng stabilized the situation, only Hu Zang's "chi chi chi chi" sound remained on the scene.

After chewing this person for a long time, the big monster didn't seem to have any intention of swallowing it, like a child who hates eating spinach.

People looked at Hu Zang, and demons also looked at Hu Zang. Through the broadcast of the media, I don't know how many creatures on the water blue star are looking at Hu Zang.

Hu Zang maintained an expression of contempt for all sentient beings, his jaw opened slightly, and a large mosaic was spit out by it.

Then the man-eating monster was so uncomfortable that he kept scratching his neck with his paws, coughing and retching for a long time like a hair stuck in his throat, which frightened his subordinate monsters to suspect that despicable humans had poisoned His Majesty Hu Zang.

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Hu Zang couldn't hide his retching and told the world, man, it's really bad.

Lin Jingsheng didn't show the slightest bit of resentment when he saw his body that was almost turned into fox feces, he even wanted to laugh a little in his heart.Very leisurely, he mobilized the fire trucks parked outside in case of emergencies to come forward, rinse Hu Zang's mouth, and get rid of the human smell in his mouth. He is really a very stable, generous and generous human being.

Hu Zang, who had recovered from the extremely unpalatable human flesh nightmare, had a few drops of physiological tears in the corner of his eyes: "The flesh and blood of mortals and the flesh of monks are indeed two different things, bah bah bah, it's so unpalatable! Vomit—— "

Haven't given up yet?This difficult monster!

But it might be that the smell of humans is really too exciting. Hu Zang's attitude is not as cruel and decisive as it was at the beginning, and he is a little relieved: "Let's start talking about conditions again, humans."

Lin Jingsheng, who was in the form of a soul body, maintained a perfect negotiating smile, and had no qualms about Hu Zang's actions, and responded repeatedly: "Okay, it's an honor for us humans that Your Majesty is willing to talk to us."

As early as a month ago, Lin Jingsheng was found in the hospital to have a malignant tumor in his brain. The operation risk is very high, even if it is successful, there is a great possibility of sequelae, which will have a negative impact on IQ.Lin Jingsheng, who pays attention to cost performance,