Put on a vest for a better world

Speed ​​up, there's so much to do.

Obviously, we will soon face a very serious population problem, but we still feel that there is not enough talent every day, and we still need to pay close attention to education.

Also, although we can't change Comrade Wenren's current situation, we can make a gesture of protecting him with all our strength.

Judging from the attitudes shown by those righteous gods in the underworld, most of them would ignore us mortals and would not care about our attitude at all.

But, still but, you can't express your position too conspicuously, it really attracts the attention of those underworld gods, and it is also a big trouble.

Sigh, let's have another meeting to discuss the countermeasures. Today we need to perfect the 'shemale agreement', and we must come up with a specific implementation plan for Wenren Yunchang's matter. "

Yes, the force that originally controlled "death" has come.

Just when Hu Zang had just confessed, and the gathered humans, demons, and immortals hadn't left, the fourth force suddenly appeared on the stage, which suddenly increased the pressure on the human side.

The ground that was originally shaded by Wudao Peak in the Taishang Mansion and cast shadows from the sun suddenly became darker and darker. All the cement tiles on the ground disappeared, and black air visible to the naked eye evaporated upwards. Numerous white bones emerged from the ground, and the bone claws scratched like climbing up. The scene is treacherous, it is clear that day is like eternal night.

Hu Zang gave an order, and the monsters who originally occupied the Maternal and Child Health Care Hospital quickly ran away from the large shadow with the humans who had no self-protection ability. Chaofan, who was about to emerge from below, had a strong "not to be messed with" aura.

Only Xi Changsheng remained calm forever.He frowned and pinched his fingers to make the final calculation, and then comforted him loudly: "Don't be too panicky, this is just opening the gate of the underworld with Meng Pozhuang in the underworld with the spiritual energy of Wu Dao Peak. Embarrassing for everyone."

As soon as the words fell, the "righteous god" arrived.

The first thing that comes up are four black, four white and eight figures that are different from skeletons. They are dressed very much like the black and white impermanence in the ancient myth of Xia Kingdom. All of them have tall hats, wide robes and long sleeves, which are quite elegant.

The difference from the description of the myth is that their hats did not say "make money at first sight, and the world will be peaceful", but "for your own good, get used to it, it's not easy, you are still a child, you are old, come all come, People who celebrate the Chinese New Year are all dead.” Well, it’s pretty trendy, right?

After the eight impermanence rose to a certain height, three red sedan chairs with rather magnificent decorations floated out of the ground, accompanied by ghost fire, and a cool fragrance wafted faintly.

Three people from Impermanence came to the sedan chair and helped out three charming and charming women in red dresses with emerald sleeves and jewelry hairpins all over their heads.

The taller one among the women looked like the leader of these ghosts and gods, looked around at the people and demons, laughed before saying anything, and said in a clear voice: "When did the front of the Taishang Mansion get so lively?"

Obviously, these ghosts and gods all knew Xi Changsheng, and in their memory, Xi Changsheng, who had been through the mundane world many times, was a frequent visitor to Mengpo Village.

The deity and the second child are splitting their minds, monitoring all the creations of the underworld in real time, and are ready to modify the memory at any time to prevent the bug from breaking the logic.

The three beauties came to Xi Changsheng with impermanence, bowed their hands gracefully, and Xi Changsheng hurriedly returned the salute.

The tall beauty whispered softly: "I don't know if all the memories of Sword Master's past life have been awakened? Meng Po Zhuang Meng Jiang, it's been a long time."

The other two greeted each other: "Meng Yong." "Meng Ge."

Xi Changsheng: "Three friends, I can't..."

Mengge, who seemed the smallest, chuckled directly: "Jianzun really hasn't remembered yet? The tea you drank when you went to Lijie was specially prepared by our sisters. How about it? Is it more effective than Mengpo soup?" ?”

Meng Jiang lightly reprimanded: "Meng Ge, etiquette."

Meng Ge quickly backed up and stood up, but after retreating behind Meng Jiang, he was still making faces at Xi Changsheng. It seemed that he was indeed very lively and jumpy.

"Thank you, Sword Master, for allowing me to come to the human world through the Supreme Mansion. The main gates of the underworld are still in chaos, and it is really inconvenient for the two worlds to communicate."

Xi Changsheng is an honest man: "You're welcome, actually I haven't thought about how to activate the mountain protection array yet, and how to refuse your excuse."

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"Hey, Xi Changsheng, you first return the cook of this seat, and then go to catch up with your old lovers." The only one who owed this could only be Hu Zang.

"Speak carefully, the three fellow Taoists and I shouldn't have that kind of relationship." Xi Changsheng, whose memory is not very complete, hesitated for a moment, but after he felt that there was no difference between seeing living things and looking at stones, he did so. assertion.

Can Xi Changsheng's setting really be affectionate? ? ?

This one seems to have wronged him if it really has something to do with it!The Meng sisters complained in their hearts, no wonder they are frequent visitors of our Meng Pozhuang, with this attribute, they will not be able to survive the catastrophe in a few lifetimes!

"Tch, let's go." There is no more part in the dirty beard, he wants to go home and shave Lao Liu's head, and blame him for "failure".

The three Meng sisters and Wuchang didn't give Hu Zang a look. Meng Po is a god respected by the three religions of "Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism". They are directly under Meng Po Zhuang, so it's better not to have any intersection with a demon emperor.

After greeting each other, Meng Jiang directly informed Xi Changsheng of the purpose of coming to the world this time, even though he did not hesitate to borrow the way of the Taishang Mansion.

"Under the orders of Lord Taishan, Emperor Fengdu, and God Meng Po, I came to the world to invite Wenren's Wenren Yunchang to be a guest in the eastern city of the dead in the underworld. Wang Jianzun assists us and informs Wenren Yunchang of his whereabouts. The aura of tantric sect is concealed, and I won't be able to sense where he is for a while."

Danger, hear people Yunchang, danger!

The author says:

The ending of the giant makes me look stupid, does the author live in the underworld?

Chapter 35

◎The price?Gul'dan◎

"No, no, no, no, I can't, I can't, I know I'm wrong, I really can't."

Wenren Yunchang, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, desperately refused the underworld ghosts and spirits who made a special trip to look for him with such vigor that he could shake his head off.

Originally, in Wenren Yunchang's imagination, the gods of "death" would definitely come to chop me up if they took away the power of "God of Death", they would definitely come to chop me up, ah, I was hacked What kind of posture is more decent at the time?

When ghosts and gods really came to the door, Wenren Yunchang actually felt like a weight fell to the ground, come on, I have been waiting for this day for a long time, please allow me, a weak existence, to struggle a little.

When Wenren Yunchang set up his battle formation and prepared to fight to the death, the three visiting sisters of Mengpozhuang saluted together and called them "uncle".

Wenren Yunchang, who was full of enthusiasm and ready to explode, almost jumped up in fright: "Huh?"

Wenren Yunchang who came to express his support was actually a member of the Special Affairs Bureau of the Leading Party: "Huh?"

Afterwards, Meng Po Zhuang Meng Jiang stepped forward and told the Wenren Yunchang in detail the foundation of enlightenment of "Meng Po God" and the "Oath of Meng Po" well-known in the Nine Realms.

In Meng Jiang's narration, Meng Po is a daughter of the Meng family who was born in the Western Han Dynasty. She has the ability to cut off the front and eliminate cause and effect in her nature. She attained the Tao at the age of 81 and ascended to heaven to become a fairy.

Later, because people in the world are often obsessed with "I am who I was before I was born, and who I was when I was born", I invite myself to go to the underworld to become the Meng Po God who cut off the front.

But there is no taste in making soup every day. After drinking the Mengpo soup that I forget, Mengpo has boiled it for a thousand years without knowing what it tastes like, whether it tastes good or bad.

Therefore, at the birthday banquet of Lord Taishan, she made an oath that if anyone in the Nine Realms could let her know the taste of Po Meng's soup, Po Meng would give him a great opportunity.

It doesn't matter whether it's a man or a woman, a person or a god, as long as there is no marriage contract, Granny Meng will become a Taoist couple with him and send him to the sky.

Now that the reincarnation has disintegrated, Meng Po Tang is already a famous herbal tea in the underworld. Meng Po is very grateful to Wenren Yunchang, and specially invites Wenren Yunchang to the underworld to fulfill the oath.

After listening to everyone: "..."

Boss, why can't you think about it, just to know what the soup you cook tastes like, you have to catch up with yourself? !

Wenren Yunchang's mind was full: "That's it? That's it? That's it?? Why have I been in fear for so long???".

But for this kind of thing, it is very likely that another person will immediately agree to it, and maybe they will do the same thing of abandoning their wife and children, but putting Wenren Yunchang on... How is it possible?

Do you know what it means to be a stubborn bull with your own heart?Wenren Yunchang is like this, one attachment can last nearly a thousand years.

"No, no, God's good intentions are appreciated by Po Meng. I have no talent or virtue like me. I am too wronged by Mrs. Meng Po. I heard that Ren Yunchang is not such a villain who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth."

Meng Jiang always had a smile on his face, and began to introduce the current situation of the underworld to Wenren Yunchang. The reincarnation system collapsed, the priesthood of "death" dissipated, and many gods who relied on the priesthood of "death" in the underworld fell directly. It is a great god who has a deep self-cultivation and does not depend on the priesthood, or he is the master of the underworld with other priesthoods and great influence.

It means that the number of gods offended by Wenren Yunchang is double ten.

Meng Yong, who had no sense of presence at the side, suddenly said: "The confidant of His Majesty Hades, the Lord of the Western Underworld, Thanatos, the god of death, was seriously injured this time, and his fall is imminent. It is His Majesty Hades who assigned the priesthood of 'Plague' saved him.

The current chaos in the underworld is caused by the gods who have lost their priesthood and can only rely on seizing territory to stabilize their godhead.

Recently, I heard that many defeated gods want to find a way out in the human world, and talk to someone by the way.

It's just because the main gates of the underworld are still shrouded in flames of war, and it is currently impossible to make it.

However, the elder brother of Thanatos, the god of death, Shupponus, the god of sleep, was originally in the world.