Put on a vest for a better world

Technology products are very hard work. Editing film or something, I will get tired and lose my hair.Moreover, you didn't realize that the Grand Duke of Vatican spoke Romanian, but did you understand it? "

Leye who never passed CET-[-] before his death: "...Yes!!!"

"Your unique talent for soul-body mutation, 'full proficiency in a system of languages', you are a great talent to be a teaching assistant." Professor Morgan stood on his back feet, crossing his two front paws in a deep shape, "Young man, do a good job, and the old man is optimistic about you. "

"Hmm!" This cat must be too handsome.

Follow Professor Morgan through the dense forest. It is said that this is the back door of the school. Many places in the University of Michigan that are open to ordinary people need to be redecorated, and the main entrance cannot be walked.

Standing in front of two trees whose ages could no longer be discerned, as if they had existed for tens of millions of years, Professor Morgan stretched out his paws to pat the trees.

"Professor Henry, please open the door."

An old male voice came from between the two trees: "Is Little Morgan back? Wait, wait a minute."

Candlelight shines through the narrow gap between the trees. Professor Morgan has the appearance of a cat, so he squeezed in like a cat.

It's Le Ye's turn: "This...professor, should I lose some weight first?"

Then he was hooked in by the protruding cat's claw, and there was no problem with pressing the soul body into a piece of paper.

Leye yelled very disrespectfully in front of an old man with white beard and beard mopping the floor, only to be silenced by Professor Morgan's fist on the forehead.

Professor Morgan took off his hat politely, and Le Ye followed suit.

The old man touched a small dried fish lovingly to Professor Morgan: "Okay, okay, little Morgan is too polite sometimes, is this little guy the teaching assistant you hired?"

"Thank you, Professor Henry, meow, yes."

"Very rare soul talent, hello, my name is Henry Armitage, a librarian at the University of Michigan."

Those who are afraid of being alone and afraid of awakening this kind of talent, Shui Lanxing is probably the only one.

Within two seconds, Leye decided to hug his thigh, librarian, how awesome is this profession, do you still need to talk nonsense?

"Grandpa Henry, my name is Leye, the Leye who lives and works in peace and contentment, I am super obedient."

"Grandpa, grandpa..." The face under the beard twitched slightly. Although I was wearing such a vest, I was 31 with a super young mind! "Grandpa doesn't need it, just call me Professor Henry."

"Okay, Professor Henry, just ask if you need my help. I am very happy to help the elderly."

Old people, old people, old people... No, this place is much older than me, my vest is a purebred human! ! !

Professor Henry's expression became more kind: "Okay, son."

Professor Morgan held a small dried fish in his mouth to stop himself from laughing, and hurriedly took his leave. He was afraid that Professor Henry would make some "gaffe" behavior.

Leye followed Professor Morgan out of the library. Maomao told him not to touch it. There are many taboo books in the library. He is a soul body that has not yet started learning the secret rituals and has almost zero knowledge of occultism. These taboo books are sucked into books as toys.

Le Ye repeatedly promised that he would not be a demon, and followed Professor Morgan honestly in the library that lacked light sources.

It is indeed an extraordinary school with a long history, Leye sighed.

Followed by Professor Morgan walking up and down, the rows of bookshelves passing by continued to extend in the line of sight, with no end in sight. With his current knowledge, he dared to conclude that this library must have used many space technologies that are difficult for the world to control.

The two guys who rubbed up the school brick by brick at the beginning are very gratified...

"Okay, meow, you can go directly to the rest area of ​​the faculty through this corridor of silence. Professors are allocated independent 'spaces', and you will live with me in the future, meow. If you have any comments, please raise it now, meow."

Can you sleep with a plush?Can I suck cats?If I still want a dog, will you throw me away with the dog?Does the dormitory have a signal?Is the network 5G? ······

Thinking about a lot of things that are not there, Le Ye replied loudly: "Okay, I have no objections at all."

The Corridor of Silence is not like the countless books in other places in the library. Both sides of the corridor are covered with paintings, which depict many strange creatures that Leye has never seen before.

"These are all the meows that the University of Michigan can currently observe that may threaten the safety of the water blue planet, and they are all meows drawn by the principal and hung here.

You should be thankful that you don’t have a body anymore. Some paintings of soul bodies look like they can’t receive information well. "

Le Ye was rather horrified: "So many?!"

Professor Morgan shook his head and sighed: "What are you afraid of? Meow, how can external threats be as scary as suicide? Have you heard of the great filter of civilization in the Fermi Paradox? The removal of the 'dead' state of Aquamarine is equivalent to a breakdown It’s a big filter, meow. But if human beings become inappropriate, isn’t it also extinct in another sense, meow?”

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed, there are always people who want to pull others together to be unreasonable.

Professor Morgan stopped in front of a painting and called Le Ye to take a look: "Come on, make a note. You will be on a business trip with me in two days. This is the most dangerous existence we may come into contact with. I will tell you about it later. Read his deeds meow."

"Drink!" Le Ye used onomatopoeia to express his fear, "Professor, how likely are we to meet?"

"It's hard to say, we're going to steal his dog, meow."

······Le Ye is restarting his expression management.

Chapter 53

◎How can this cat be innocent? ! ◎

"I'm sorry Professor, I don't think it's my fault, you should close the door..."

"Meow ↑ Meow ↓ Meow ↗ Meow ↘ Meow..."

Professor Morgan was cursing something that he couldn't even understand Le Ye's talent. He retreated as if fleeing for his life, and closed the door for Professor Morgan.

In fact, it’s nothing. When you’re used to living alone, it’s normal to forget to close the door when you go to the toilet. Professor Morgan doesn’t use cat litter, but he uses the toilet.

When Le Ye was wandering around in the territory of Professor Morgan's private cat, he accidentally saw Professor Morgan wiping his butt, washing his butt and drying his fur in a strange posture.

He floated on the ceiling and watched the whole process, he watched the whole process quietly, he wished he could record the whole process with the equipment...

Then he was discovered by Professor Morgan who looked up inadvertently.

After coming out of the bathroom, Professor Morgan stopped meowing. He wrote a new research topic on his desk in front of Leye, "How to poison the soul and body? (Amnesia is also possible)".

Le Ye prostrated himself on the ground in the most standard kneeling posture, and sincerely apologized: "Professor, I was wrong, but I really feel..."

"Meow ↑ Meow ↓ Meow ↗ Meow ↘ Meow..."

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There was not much time to adjust, and Leye went on a business trip with Professor Morgan on the third day after he came to UM.

Very, very far away, the destination is another universe.

A rippling female voice: "Planet Dating Network~Planet Dating Network~Planet Dating Network~"

Sexy female voice: "Slippery and sexy spherical objects, and almost uninhabitable celestial bodies, floating in the void, just for you."

Magnetic bass: "Turn me into a life star, colonize me~"

The rippling female voice sounded again: "Planet Dating Network~~~"

Cute female voice: "Oh~ there is a hole in my ozone layer, I didn't do it~ Is it you? I can't fill it myself~ I'm so stupid!"

Another rippling female voice: "Young, silly, revolving around the stars, on the planet dating site ~ the greenhouse effect makes people feel so hot ~"

This time it was a high-pitched tenor: "I want you to rip my Pangea to pieces!"

Then came a deep and sexy male voice: "I don't have hydrostatic balance yet, can I learn this?"

This series of advertisements comes from the advanced intelligence assigned to Professor Morgan and Leye by the University of Michigan. It is said to be the most popular style in this universe.

Then, as soon as he connected to the Interstellar Network, a colored planetary dating website advertisement started to play automatically.

The two water-blue planet creatures who had never seen anything in the world let their brains go, and caught the eyes of all alien creatures in the busy transportation hub of the universe transfer station.

Leye's soul and body gradually became transparent after seeing all kinds of strange things, his eyes were about to kill him, what's the matter?

Professor Morgan is still wearing a three-piece vest but no pants. By the way, Le Ye is wearing the same suit that Professor Morgan "burned" for him. Le Ye wears pants.

"Professor, why is everyone looking at us?"

Professor Morgan turned his head to ninety degrees and said, "It's a sin to be too cute meow~cough cough, don't shrink back, keep a gentleman's demeanor, remember the point I said meow, Mannersmakethman .”

Professor Morgan, who claims to be a gentleman, suffered a huge mental blow in the next second.

"It's them, they spread yinhui information in public!"

An octopus with six mouths, a squid... anyway, a mollusk shouted at Professor Morgan and Le Ye, and Le Ye translated the sentence for Professor Morgan.

The handsome cat was so shocked that his top hat almost fell off: "How can I dirty my innocence for nothing?!"

A beam of energy passed through Leye's soul body, melting the things behind him into puddles of unknown liquid.

Le Ye was also shocked: "Is this a capital crime?"

The heavily armed green Zerg police gathered here, and Professor Morgan and Leye were soon surrounded.

Leye, who has no language barrier, stepped forward to negotiate.

"please