Put on a vest for a better world

People who are Chuchu's normal behavior will inexplicably change after getting along with Elegy for a long time, and become very "disgusting"... This sad physique has actually helped Elegy survive until now.

Yangren and Yinzi resigned and left one after another. Yangren looked back at Mr. Elegy who had disappeared into the shadows again, and always felt that something on the man's body was engulfing him.

He felt inexplicably afraid, and after a while he couldn't figure out what he was sensitive about. Isn't he walking on the same path now?

And, there's a real big trouble waiting in the room!

Chapter 74

◎In this chapter, there are a lot of long-winded godly nonsense◎

"Do you want to meet the gods without kneeling and reach the peak?

Miskatonic University, your best choice to realize the dream of the strong.

Here are the most advanced science and technology, the most powerful cultivation method, and the most complete system of mystic knowledge.

Come to the University of Michigan, find your own path, 500 years to become a fairy, 300 years to simulate, the strongest mentor, all your inhuman dreams! "

Isn't this ad slogan vulgar?Honestly, it's really vulgar.

But his films are really good.

The background of this cheesy advertisement is either Professor Xueqiu, a professor of mechanics at the University of Michigan, who challenged countless Star Wars, or the personal introduction of other professors.

Even the student dormitory is an elf tree house in fantasy and legend, and the school hardware is so good that it takes off.

In the words of Professor Gu Lan, Director of the Admissions Office, we should not embarrass our own people for the advertisements we have worked so hard to shoot. We will cast all of them, and broadcast all the advertisements that can pass the review, and advertise all over the world.

Le Ye, the teaching assistant of the deputy director: I don’t think there will be a shortage of students at the University of Michigan. I don’t understand what the professors are struggling with.

Then, except for the footage of Cronenberg’s planet that was cut to nothing, everything about Professor Morgan’s interstellar journey was broadcast, and it was worth the hard work of Le Ye. No country, no media would not want to share with Secret Great relationship.

This caused Professor Glenn to say everywhere, give money to advertise, what you want to give, what you want to give, and it turns out that it is delicious and delicious everywhere, no penny is spent, and it is corrupt.

It is reasonable to suspect that this is Professor Grant's real purpose.

I don't know how many boys and girls, middle-aged men and women, old men and women, and all kinds of extraordinary races are very moved.

Those who have the dream of becoming stronger but lack connections all want to try their luck at the University of Michigan. The University of Michigan is also very open. Although the specific address of the school has not been announced, the advertisement details how to send students to the University of Michigan with a hand-painted magic circle. Resume, the contents of the resume are decided by the applicants themselves, and you can introduce yourself as you think.

Before calling Yangren, Yangren sent his resume to the University of Michigan in a joking manner, with only one line of self-introduction.

"I like girls with big breasts."

Therefore, the mouth owes its own money, and a very "big-chested" professor from the University of Michigan really came to the door. Yang Ren expressed that he wanted to kill himself who had blindly submitted his resume.

The Xia people who invented the term "Golden House Cangjiao" must not understand the torture he suffered!

Standing in front of his room door, Yangren opened the door.Well, that's right, the coquettish big sister is still lying on her side on the bed and hasn't disappeared.

He closed it and then opened it again, ah, the big sister is still there.

When he was about to come again for the third time, a violent chestnut fell firmly on his forehead.

"Get out of here!"

Yangren walked in obediently and closed the door behind him, in short, try not to disturb his companions.

Yangren, who bows and bows as soon as he comes in, is really a child who knows current affairs.

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry for daring to call you a pervert when we first met yesterday!

I'm sorry, I actually submitted that outrageous resume to the University of Michigan, I'm sorry!

If there is anything you want me to do, please ask, I will do my best to satisfy you!

If you want my body to eat something, please let me use it for a while, I will definitely take advantage of this time to exercise and become better!

In short, please, let me live in the current state for a while, Mr. Extraordinary! "

"Shut up first!"

For some reason, Grand Duke Fanzhuo always had a bad premonition that if he let the child continue talking, he would become a comedian.

"...I ask you to answer, except for the answer, no nonsense is allowed."

Fanzhuo found out all the snacks that Yangren had secretly hidden, and just ate them on the bed. When there were potato chip residues sticking to his hands, he would stick out his tongue and lick his fingertips.Doing this kind of action with Yujie's appearance is really indescribable in all kinds of temptations and amorous feelings.

Fanzhuo's first question was: "Little boy, am I not good-looking? Why haven't you been shaken from the beginning to the end? This is the big sister who is like the lover in your dreams, right in front of you, don't you dream? ?”

Yang Ren who was signaled to speak immediately replied: "You are the most beautiful I have ever seen, it is my problem, I can't, I can't! Also, your voice is really handsome!"

The extraordinarily charming Fanzhuo froze on the bed, and he began to laugh awkwardly: "Hahahaha..."

Yangren laughed along with him: "Hahahaha..."

Then he was hit on the back of the head by a violent chestnut, and his face was stamped on the ground.

How can you treat an honest child like this?It's brutal!

"It's rare to see such an interesting human being. Hehehehe, it's a very ingenious haunting curse. You can't do it unless you are a blood relative... Hey, secretly raise me for a few days, I will leave after watching your drama."

How to raise it?How to raise a Superman?How can I, an adolescent boy who doesn't understand anything, raise a Chaofan who is suspected of being a master of women's clothing? ? ?

Can Yang people refuse?He didn't dare: "Okay, just stay here! I'll steal the battery to support you!"

In fact, when Yangren lived on the street, he actually stole the battery in order to survive.

Vanjo, who still remembers being a nobleman: "...Farewell, just give me a few bites."

Yangren rolled his eyes.

"Hey, don't get dizzy, I didn't mean to eat you!"

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"Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting..."

There is no doubt that it is another small theater for Miss Yinzi's inner screen.

With the increase of time spent with Fukuda Kotaro, Yinzi has long been on the verge of erupting at any time, but for the common purpose of her companions, Yinzi can only persuade herself to hold back over and over again, until the hairline has moved back the point.

But Yinzi can bear it, but Fukuda Kotaro doesn't plan to bear it anymore. Even if he is retaliated by Chaofan afterwards, he will try his best to get Yinzi. As long as he can have a child born to him by Chaofan, it means that he will take a further step towards Chaofan ah.

"You, damn it, what did you put in your tea?!"

Yinzi quickly realized that something was wrong. She had been very cautious and never used anything that Fukuda Kotaro and his men had handled.

But after tasting the tea from everyone in the tea ceremony, I felt an unprecedented sense of dizziness. Was it bought?

"Master Yinzi, please rest assured, this is just to let you have more wonderful experiences."

Yinzi slapped Fukuda Kotaro's ugly face unceremoniously: "Disgusting! Go away! Dirty mortals are not allowed to touch me! God will not let you go!"

But Fukuda Koutaro deliberately increased the dosage in order for the medicine to work on Chaofan. It only took a while, and Yinzi had no strength.

Fukuda Kotaro laughed out loud: "Don't worry, Yinzi-sama, how dare I defile the shrine maiden of God-sama?

I just religiously want a child.

This is a well-developed artificial insemination technique, and the probability of pregnancy is [-]%.

Ah~ Virgin birth, this is a sacred thing in the legends of various gods. If there is any offense, I will come to the door to apologize to the gods in person afterwards.

No matter what the price is, no matter what the price is, as long as I can get the child you gave me, I will be completely satisfied~

Come on, Lord Yinzi!You also want to understand, the holy priestess and becoming a mother are insulated, I am helping you, Yinzi-sama! "

Yinzi is almost getting used to the brain circuit of the lunatic in front of him. He really won't touch himself, but thinking of giving birth to this kind of thing that can't be called a human being, Yinzi even has the idea of ​​re-entering samsara in pursuit of peace.

Who will come, who will save me?The nearest companion is a soul body, so I must be nearby, I, I have to shout out, call out to my companion, burn this perverted body, I, I have to shout out...

It was late, and the extremely fast-acting anesthetic had already made Yinzi collapse on the ground weakly. In the dimness, she saw people with needles approaching constantly, and an emotion called "despair" came to her heart.

"Don't! Don't! Don't!...Who! Who will save..."

"What, so besides complaining and complaining, do you also have wishes?

Ah, if it is later, I may owe you five yuan forever~

This can't be done, I'm a supernova who claims to be responsive.

How can you do what you ask for?

This is not good, quite bad, obviously offered a tribute, why did you make a wish until now?

There is actually the idea of ​​pursuing 'tranquility', how can this work?

Then I don't want to owe you five yuan forever, woo, it's terrible, this is simply a stain on my perfect life.

You are completely infringing on my right of reputation!

Damn it, I have to teach you a lesson when I help you realize your wish.

hello are you listening

You are the kind of person that the reckless good believers are talking about, and it is too arrogant to do this kind of behavior that disturbs the earth at will..."

This sudden super fast voice is very lively and long-winded, which makes people