Put on a vest for a better world

Strange things were left on the sword. "

Facing the fiery Zhanxian Sword, Wenren Yunchang said, "Thank you, thank you."

Humming twice, probably saying you're welcome.

For safety reasons, Wenren's father had been arranged by the Xia government to live elsewhere, and their addresses were kept strictly confidential. Only Luo Da and Wenren Yunchang stayed together, but it was definitely not the two of them alone. The lively live broadcast room reminds Wenren Yunchang that because of his own weakness and incompetence, the demon king Luo Da is now living like a Truman, although he seems to be indifferent, doing whatever he wants under the camera.

The breakfast made by Zhan Xianjian is very good-looking, and the fire is definitely at the level of a chef, but the taste is just...

Wenren Yunchang, who was in charge of eating, tried his best to make a delicious expression, and slapped Xianjian's flattery. The Immortal Slashing Sword was touted so that the sound of the sword continued until it flew back to Luo Da and disappeared.

It wasn't until Wenren Yunchang hula-la finished breakfast that Luo Da informed him of the news of his eldest mother. The weak chicken master Wenren Yunchang shut himself up on the spot, and the reaction of the audience in the live broadcast room explained everything.

"Hey, although I definitely support Wenren Yunchang, who is my own, but Dashi's mother and goddess are really handsome!"

"Hey, why is there such a big gap between Master and Master? I don't know who the servant of the goddess is?"

"Oh, I suddenly want to be a woman."

"Upstairs, do you understand the difficulties of women? The women's group does not welcome you."

"Hey, don't be so hostile upstairs, and don't destroy the formation."

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The rebellious tendency is too obvious!

"Boss, I feel that I am quite different from other Masters. I am not the worst Master since the Holy Grail War, am I?"

"You're right, this is the first time I've heard that there is a Master who needs the help of others to maintain his servants and his own existence. Now it's impossible for us to formulate any secret tactics."

Honesty is the advantage of the boss, hold back, don't make a sound.

"But it doesn't matter, this seat is strong enough."

This is the charm of male gods, hold back, don't drool.

Sand sculpture netizens don't have so many scruples, they lick it first as a respect.

"handsome!!!!!!"

"Human love or something, I! Yes! Yes!"

"The child can already be called mother, named Luo Baobao."

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If you want to fart, go for it!Wenren Yunchang turned off the barrage.

The master of the sword rank starts from the followers to teach the master to practice, and the master helps the followers to integrate into the short daily life of modern life.

Aquamarine, which is calm on the surface, is actually turbulent all over the world.

In India, the 27th and [-]th continued to be manic, and there were unsightly things everywhere, leaving big pits made by divine power one after another.

In Greece, Thirty and Forty-eight are waiting to give birth to a horse, um, to give birth to a god foal.

London British cemetery, 22 and 25 are digging graves in full swing, and the power used by their vests needs some help from the bequests of their predecessors.

The capital of the United States of Jiang, 39 took on the work of the 39th by the way, listening to the incumbent president fart in his busy schedule, shouting slogans such as making the United States of Jiang great again, [-] in the Holy Grail War has a small goal, first become Jiang The President of the United States speaks.

Only 44 and [-] are still considered "leisure", working as masons in the deep forest of the country with beautiful mountains and rivers, building the greatest building in the world with bare hands, the entity of Miskatonic University.

Rubbing Dafa with your hands has boundless magic power.

Rubbing and rubbing forty and sitting on the ground with his waist supported, the repetitive labor content would be boring even a god.

Forty simply lay down, and lamented: "Actually, I would rather get out of the hospital. Human beings in the future may be able to give birth to cats (this meme comes from "Doctor Who")."

44 didn't want to talk to him, and raised dust to make [-] shut up.

"Ahem" Forty began to lament the division of labor, "Why did I team up with you? How happy would it be to be in a team with a workaholic like 39."

44: "Shut up and get to work."

At the age of [-], I rolled all over the floor: "I'm wearing the vest of a big beauty now, you are a straight man of steel who doesn't care about sex at all, lailailai~~"

"Would you suddenly feel that your right hand is particularly attractive and fall in love with it?"

"Huh? I'm not a pervert."

"Me neither, shut up and work."

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44 felt a headache: "Stop! I'm convinced. Go and play with Shishi, and come back to work after playing enough."

Forty muttered that he was going back to work or something, and then teleported away, and the shovel thrown by 44 flew past his face.

22 and 25 who dig graves to a certain extent have to do other things.

For the sake of diversity in the form of power, it would not be a good idea for the West to be full of yin powers such as wizards, vampires, and werewolves.

22 and 25 also have side missions in the Holy Grail War, to be a cool job swap for the villain BOSS.

"Just him." 25 had chosen someone.

22 looked at this person's information.

A happy first half of his life, a priest, with a wife and son, a devout Protestant.

For the rest of his life, his legs were disabled and he was unemployed. His wife and son died in accidents, and his faith was shaken.

"Well, that's it."

Chapter 8

◎A family should be tidy◎

Phantom limb pain, a neuropathic pain of unknown etiology that is associated with the sensation that the limb is still present after amputation.

Elton found that alcohol, especially cheap alcohol, was the most readily available painkiller for a man who now picks up trash for a living.

It's okay to say it's a panacea, as long as you're drunk, you can forget about anything.

The sharp colorful candles at the bottom came through the air, bringing a quiet and dark space.

Elton: "I haven't had a few sips yet, how come I'm drunk."

The nursery rhyme sounded, and it was the girl singing solo: "Mr. Millennium is looking for that important heart~ Is it you?~ I want to find out~ Is it you?~ I want to find out. Mr. Millennium is... ··”

It's rare to dream of a dead wife and child, not bad, maybe it's a sweet dream.

I seem to have heard the word "Millennium Lord" somewhere.

"Hey~ I am indeed a clown who brings happiness~ Ah~ Poor guy, I haven't been happy for a long time."

The clown with a terrifying aura came out of the darkness, and Elton remembered, isn't this the dangerous non-human being mentioned in the news? !

"Haha, what a great person, what's wrong with appearing in front of a worthless person like me?"

Anyway, even the Lord has given up on me, so nothing matters anymore.

Thinking of this, Elton also hiccupped by the way.

"Poor, so pitiful, so pitiful! Puchi~" The clown's big copper bell-like eyes suddenly shed tears comparable to lasagna, and he hurriedly took out a small pink handkerchief to wipe it, which was very comical.

A little girl with dark purple short hair in a small foreign dress and cute bubble socks is riding on the shoulders of the clown, lasagna tears almost flowed onto her small foreign shoes.

"Mr. Millennium, don't be so sad, do you want me to stop it for you? How about poking blind?"

"Oh~~~ Rhodes, you always comfort me so kindly~ I'm so touched~"

"Didn't you say you want to help this person? Finish it soon, I've invited the War Witch to have tea."

"Yeah, soon~"

While the monsters were talking, Elton had already crawled out for a certain distance, but in this darkness, up, down, left, and right, and east, west, north, and west seemed meaningless, and Elton, who was trying to stay away, kept wriggling in place.

The big face of Lord Millennium suddenly came close to Elton's eyes. How did he manage to bend his thick waist like this?

"Poor human~ poor soul~ don't be afraid of such a kind clown like me who brings happiness to mankind~"

Suddenly I lost the energy to struggle, "Whatever you want to do, whatever you want."

"Ah~~ so pitiful~ I really have a garbage life with nothing~"

"Are you non-human beings very idle? Why do you have time to entertain ants like me?"

"Hey~ Strange~ Don't you humans also spend time watching ants move?"

"Ha..." The spirit of alcohol also came up, and Elton didn't bother to struggle, so he just lay there.

"You are really a broken human being~ The desire to survive is very thin~ But ah~ Don't you want to take it back? Don't you want to take back the original ones from the damned, hypocritical, disgusting gods?"

It really doesn't take much effort to seduce a mortal who doesn't have any superpowers. Elton's eyes immediately became empty, and his words were full of desire: "Can you? Can you take it back? I miss my wife so much, I love her." Miss my son, okay? I really want to see them again."

"Of course, absolutely, right away! I am the thousand-year-old earl who has brought happiness and hope to mankind~ Come on, look, this is a new technology that I have researched, and it can help you regain the souls of your wives and children~"

The fat clown jumped up, moved in small steps on tiptoes, pulled out a white cloth from his sleeve, and used magic to conjure up a black skeleton mixed with steel that looked like a human but not human. .

"Duddu——" took out the whistle and blew, and the Millennium Lord began to introduce, "Just call out to your wife and children with a loving voice to this masterpiece, and you can snatch their souls back from the hated god~ Hurry up , come on, call out their names, and take back everything you lost~ This touching reunion, no matter how many times, will move me, poof—”

As if his head was covered with paste, Elton couldn't help taking pictures