Put on a vest for a better world
Chapter 86
Almost ruined him.
"This trick is the most effective. Kind-hearted people will resist killing people directly, but they will not hesitate to kick the cross. Moreover, this trick is effective for creatures of both genders."
The girl nodded seriously: "Thank you, Brother Jane."
Xia Zuo said sourly, "In our line of work, it's really rare to be famous like you."
Jian Wei replied to him: "You can't be a 'Truman', you can make movies, I think you look good."
"Really?~I think I'm pretty handsome too~"
Two implicit Xia people:······
I learned from the girl who woke up that she was "stared" pregnant, yes, that Chaofan may be the legendary "stared at someone who is pregnant"...
"I'm just a little bit of color control. I chatted with that beautiful guest in the work-study restaurant. Then he said like a crazy person that I was his destined lover... Hehe, is it because the game is not fun anymore or is it cultivating immortals? How could I give up the whole grassland for a piece of grass, of course I refused! I ran away when the man was crying until the pear blossoms were raining, and then I became pregnant. I don’t know how many days it took to give birth. "
"I don't know how many days?"
"Well, I have been in a daze for a while, and I really don't know how long it has passed."
······
What happened after that was exciting, but Jian Wei acted so calmly.
After grabbing the "door" of the Demon Realm, when Jian Wei made all preparations to go to the Demon Realm, he said this to the girl who had never made any request from the beginning to the end: "Brother, help you bring the child back, you can see that, You're crazy."
The girl was stunned, with an unnatural expression on her face, she was about to cry: "Am I acting so obvious?"
"It's nothing, the meat that fell off the body, there is no one who does not miss it. There are so many people missing, but there is no news in China. There may be problems among our people stationed abroad."
Jian Wei pointed to Xia Zuo who looked boneless while standing, and explained to the girl face to face.
"This guy looks unreliable, but he is actually quite powerful. He will send you back to China safely. Also, if he doesn't leave on the spot, you can exchange him for 50."
"Hello!"
No one paid any attention to Xia Zuo, the girl was crying, apologizing and thanking in tears.
Jian Wei looked solemn: "Serve the people."
Then they walked towards the "door". These things all have the appearance of a person, and without exception, they all have some human blood, but they are not reincarnation sea demons.
The one caught by the sap was living a very arrogant life. He didn't mean to hide his identity at all. He always talked about his big boss and backer behind the scenes and said that that existence was Mephistopheles (from Gu Xi Bravin, originally meaning "destroyer", "liar", "hate the light").
Jian Wei: "I don't know." Indifferent.
Jian Wei and Xia Zuo fixed the "door" with pig iron and forced him to open his mouth wide. When Xia Zuo roasted him with a flamethrower, he was still roaring in ventriloquist: "You dare! You dare! Low-level humans!... "..."
Xia Zuo increased the firepower and continued to burn. He also took out the white fine salt used to exorcise demons and put some ingredients on the "door". very good.
The last words Jian Wei said before going to the Demon Realm were for Xia Zuo: "You took care of me. If I come back and find something inappropriate, I will definitely find all your ex-girlfriends to attend your wedding."
Xia Zuo was shocked by Jian Wei's viciousness, he couldn't imagine such a terrible threat in the world.
After Jian Wei went to the Demon Realm for more than a month, it was time for the freshman military training at the University of Michigan.
"Dormitory [-], Dormitory [-] is up for a lottery, Dormitory [-]..."
The senior yelled for a long time, but no one from the [-] dormitory stepped forward to draw lots. Finally, he said, "Forget about not drawing lots. You will be the props for whatever props are left."
The head of the 81st grade coughed several times. His throat was really uncomfortable for talking too much.
The people in Bei Mingliang's dormitory are a little confused. They can't remember what dormitory number they are in. The height on the signboard is where Yanhong lives. Huskies are so tall that they have never seen the dormitory number. It's ominous premonition.
Soon~ The ominous premonition has been tested. The props given by Bei Mingliang's dormitory school are a girly pink electric donkey that has been transformed by Professor Xueqiu. Uh, it can't be called a small electric donkey anymore. The little electric donkey has been changed to be driven by nuclear power, so it should be called the little nuclear donkey.
Bei Mingliang and the others were the [-] dormitory where they were forced to decide on military training props without trying their luck.
The janitor who pushed the little nuclear donkey to them introduced it this way: "Speed, endurance, and beauty are all top-notch, but the engine must not be put into an open flame. The only disadvantage is that it may explode, which is comparable to a large-yield nuclear bomb. , It’s really just a shortcoming, it will explode, it will explode, it will explode like a nuclear bomb, well, it’s super powerful, use it with caution!”
······You have said many times that it exploded. Does anyone really dare to ride a nuclear weapon that looks like a small electric donkey?Aren't you afraid your ass will rot?
Ansher looked like he wanted to settle accounts with this janitor who couldn't speak well, Bei Mingliang and Yangren hurriedly held on from left to right: "Brother Suan, forget it, don't argue with him, we You have to believe the professors in the school, this car is definitely not so easy to explode."
While persuading here, Gilbert has already sat on the small nuclear donkey, and his long legs are huddled on the pedals that are no different from ordinary small eDonkeys. After a little test drive, he found that the speed of ordinary gear is the same as that of ordinary small eDonkeys. After making no difference, the Radiant Knight smiled brightly at his little friend.
"Don't worry, it's fine to carry everyone, my riding skill is the best in Avalon."
Yanhong was the first to walk over, was picked up by Gilbert, and stood on the pedals of the little eDonkey, with the dog's head resting on the handle of the little eDonkey, quite comfortably.
Ansher directly turned into a bat and landed on the bright red dog's head, which would be his throne from now on.
Yangren sat behind Gilbert without any resistance. On the whole small and delicate pink eDonkey, only the space that was originally used to store luggage can carry Bei Mingliang.
Former idol Bei Mingliang looked at the looks of his roommates, imagined his future sitting posture, and really wanted to light a cigarette to calm down. Now it's his turn to sigh. Are there really normal people in our university?
After one more person realized the fact that there are no normal people at Michigan State University, Professor Gulen, who had just returned from a long journey for recruiting students, gave a speech on stage.
Although no one can figure out Professor Glenn's race until now, those pointed ears are definitely of the elf family.
Professor Glenn, who kills decisively and makes his subordinates commit suicide, is very popular among the younger generation of elves. The young elves who want to be different think that Professor Glenn is completely different from the sentimental elves, super~~ ~~~~Cool!Among the freshmen at the University of Michigan, there are many fans of Professor Grant.
"Ahem, well, the principal has something to do, and he was so busy that he forgot that the new students arrived at school, so I will speak for him. Say a few words. Alright, the principal's speech is over."
Well... so perfunctory, it really means "say a few words".
"I will mainly talk about the military training of the school, in fact, it has always been the tradition of our school to start the military training.
It’s just that the University of Michigan has never expanded its enrollment like it is now, and they all took the absolute elite route, so the content of the previous military training, such as beards with candles and nine shades, making duvets with the feathers of twelve-winged archangels, etc. None of them fit anymore.
After all the professors in the school held a meeting to discuss a new military training method, it is guaranteed that only ordinary human students who are "immortal" can complete the military training content. Here, I would like to thank the non-staff personnel of our school, the family of Mr. Pei, the school doctor—— Mr. Gu Mingzheng's strong support.He selflessly contributed the stable channel of the Demon Realm for the use of teachers and students in our school, everyone applauds! "
Amidst the warm applause, Gu Mingzheng, who was sitting in the teaching staff, was looking down at an ancient book whose cover was full of moving screaming human faces. He didn't give the world outside the book a look. His good friend Dr. Pei, who dragged him here, covered his face and bowed his head. , Who is my family member, don't talk nonsense!
Professor Grant pushed the monocle on his face, and with a flash of white light, he began to introduce the real content of the military training at the University of Michigan.
"The school will send all the new students to the Devil Realm through a stable passage to the Devil Realm, organize the dormitory into an activity team, and complete the military training after two weeks of physical and mental health.
After the end, the school will launch a summoning array to pull you back. Of course, military training also has bonus points, and the props given to you are to help you complete the bonus points.
Every prop has a magical function, I hope you will develop it well.
The team that can do it will be rated as excellent and will receive additional rewards from the professors.
OK, look at the sky projection. "
A castle full of European classical style appeared in the projection of the sky, with the waning moon and lightning dead trees in the background, the camera quickly zoomed in, and Professor Vatican in a gorgeous princess dress appeared in the camera.
At this moment, he was crying with tears in his eyes, "Save the family!"
A beautiful woman with horns behind her was roaring with anger, "Go back!"
"She is a captured princess!"
"Go away!!!"
······
Professor Grant snapped his fingers, and the projection disappeared.
After being silent for a while, Professor Glenn said, "I'm sorry everyone, I let you see a strange dirty thing. But the bonus content is to see that dirty thing in the Demon Realm... I'm sorry, I shouldn't let Fanzhuo be in the military training of
"This trick is the most effective. Kind-hearted people will resist killing people directly, but they will not hesitate to kick the cross. Moreover, this trick is effective for creatures of both genders."
The girl nodded seriously: "Thank you, Brother Jane."
Xia Zuo said sourly, "In our line of work, it's really rare to be famous like you."
Jian Wei replied to him: "You can't be a 'Truman', you can make movies, I think you look good."
"Really?~I think I'm pretty handsome too~"
Two implicit Xia people:······
I learned from the girl who woke up that she was "stared" pregnant, yes, that Chaofan may be the legendary "stared at someone who is pregnant"...
"I'm just a little bit of color control. I chatted with that beautiful guest in the work-study restaurant. Then he said like a crazy person that I was his destined lover... Hehe, is it because the game is not fun anymore or is it cultivating immortals? How could I give up the whole grassland for a piece of grass, of course I refused! I ran away when the man was crying until the pear blossoms were raining, and then I became pregnant. I don’t know how many days it took to give birth. "
"I don't know how many days?"
"Well, I have been in a daze for a while, and I really don't know how long it has passed."
······
What happened after that was exciting, but Jian Wei acted so calmly.
After grabbing the "door" of the Demon Realm, when Jian Wei made all preparations to go to the Demon Realm, he said this to the girl who had never made any request from the beginning to the end: "Brother, help you bring the child back, you can see that, You're crazy."
The girl was stunned, with an unnatural expression on her face, she was about to cry: "Am I acting so obvious?"
"It's nothing, the meat that fell off the body, there is no one who does not miss it. There are so many people missing, but there is no news in China. There may be problems among our people stationed abroad."
Jian Wei pointed to Xia Zuo who looked boneless while standing, and explained to the girl face to face.
"This guy looks unreliable, but he is actually quite powerful. He will send you back to China safely. Also, if he doesn't leave on the spot, you can exchange him for 50."
"Hello!"
No one paid any attention to Xia Zuo, the girl was crying, apologizing and thanking in tears.
Jian Wei looked solemn: "Serve the people."
Then they walked towards the "door". These things all have the appearance of a person, and without exception, they all have some human blood, but they are not reincarnation sea demons.
The one caught by the sap was living a very arrogant life. He didn't mean to hide his identity at all. He always talked about his big boss and backer behind the scenes and said that that existence was Mephistopheles (from Gu Xi Bravin, originally meaning "destroyer", "liar", "hate the light").
Jian Wei: "I don't know." Indifferent.
Jian Wei and Xia Zuo fixed the "door" with pig iron and forced him to open his mouth wide. When Xia Zuo roasted him with a flamethrower, he was still roaring in ventriloquist: "You dare! You dare! Low-level humans!... "..."
Xia Zuo increased the firepower and continued to burn. He also took out the white fine salt used to exorcise demons and put some ingredients on the "door". very good.
The last words Jian Wei said before going to the Demon Realm were for Xia Zuo: "You took care of me. If I come back and find something inappropriate, I will definitely find all your ex-girlfriends to attend your wedding."
Xia Zuo was shocked by Jian Wei's viciousness, he couldn't imagine such a terrible threat in the world.
After Jian Wei went to the Demon Realm for more than a month, it was time for the freshman military training at the University of Michigan.
"Dormitory [-], Dormitory [-] is up for a lottery, Dormitory [-]..."
The senior yelled for a long time, but no one from the [-] dormitory stepped forward to draw lots. Finally, he said, "Forget about not drawing lots. You will be the props for whatever props are left."
The head of the 81st grade coughed several times. His throat was really uncomfortable for talking too much.
The people in Bei Mingliang's dormitory are a little confused. They can't remember what dormitory number they are in. The height on the signboard is where Yanhong lives. Huskies are so tall that they have never seen the dormitory number. It's ominous premonition.
Soon~ The ominous premonition has been tested. The props given by Bei Mingliang's dormitory school are a girly pink electric donkey that has been transformed by Professor Xueqiu. Uh, it can't be called a small electric donkey anymore. The little electric donkey has been changed to be driven by nuclear power, so it should be called the little nuclear donkey.
Bei Mingliang and the others were the [-] dormitory where they were forced to decide on military training props without trying their luck.
The janitor who pushed the little nuclear donkey to them introduced it this way: "Speed, endurance, and beauty are all top-notch, but the engine must not be put into an open flame. The only disadvantage is that it may explode, which is comparable to a large-yield nuclear bomb. , It’s really just a shortcoming, it will explode, it will explode, it will explode like a nuclear bomb, well, it’s super powerful, use it with caution!”
······You have said many times that it exploded. Does anyone really dare to ride a nuclear weapon that looks like a small electric donkey?Aren't you afraid your ass will rot?
Ansher looked like he wanted to settle accounts with this janitor who couldn't speak well, Bei Mingliang and Yangren hurriedly held on from left to right: "Brother Suan, forget it, don't argue with him, we You have to believe the professors in the school, this car is definitely not so easy to explode."
While persuading here, Gilbert has already sat on the small nuclear donkey, and his long legs are huddled on the pedals that are no different from ordinary small eDonkeys. After a little test drive, he found that the speed of ordinary gear is the same as that of ordinary small eDonkeys. After making no difference, the Radiant Knight smiled brightly at his little friend.
"Don't worry, it's fine to carry everyone, my riding skill is the best in Avalon."
Yanhong was the first to walk over, was picked up by Gilbert, and stood on the pedals of the little eDonkey, with the dog's head resting on the handle of the little eDonkey, quite comfortably.
Ansher directly turned into a bat and landed on the bright red dog's head, which would be his throne from now on.
Yangren sat behind Gilbert without any resistance. On the whole small and delicate pink eDonkey, only the space that was originally used to store luggage can carry Bei Mingliang.
Former idol Bei Mingliang looked at the looks of his roommates, imagined his future sitting posture, and really wanted to light a cigarette to calm down. Now it's his turn to sigh. Are there really normal people in our university?
After one more person realized the fact that there are no normal people at Michigan State University, Professor Gulen, who had just returned from a long journey for recruiting students, gave a speech on stage.
Although no one can figure out Professor Glenn's race until now, those pointed ears are definitely of the elf family.
Professor Glenn, who kills decisively and makes his subordinates commit suicide, is very popular among the younger generation of elves. The young elves who want to be different think that Professor Glenn is completely different from the sentimental elves, super~~ ~~~~Cool!Among the freshmen at the University of Michigan, there are many fans of Professor Grant.
"Ahem, well, the principal has something to do, and he was so busy that he forgot that the new students arrived at school, so I will speak for him. Say a few words. Alright, the principal's speech is over."
Well... so perfunctory, it really means "say a few words".
"I will mainly talk about the military training of the school, in fact, it has always been the tradition of our school to start the military training.
It’s just that the University of Michigan has never expanded its enrollment like it is now, and they all took the absolute elite route, so the content of the previous military training, such as beards with candles and nine shades, making duvets with the feathers of twelve-winged archangels, etc. None of them fit anymore.
After all the professors in the school held a meeting to discuss a new military training method, it is guaranteed that only ordinary human students who are "immortal" can complete the military training content. Here, I would like to thank the non-staff personnel of our school, the family of Mr. Pei, the school doctor—— Mr. Gu Mingzheng's strong support.He selflessly contributed the stable channel of the Demon Realm for the use of teachers and students in our school, everyone applauds! "
Amidst the warm applause, Gu Mingzheng, who was sitting in the teaching staff, was looking down at an ancient book whose cover was full of moving screaming human faces. He didn't give the world outside the book a look. His good friend Dr. Pei, who dragged him here, covered his face and bowed his head. , Who is my family member, don't talk nonsense!
Professor Grant pushed the monocle on his face, and with a flash of white light, he began to introduce the real content of the military training at the University of Michigan.
"The school will send all the new students to the Devil Realm through a stable passage to the Devil Realm, organize the dormitory into an activity team, and complete the military training after two weeks of physical and mental health.
After the end, the school will launch a summoning array to pull you back. Of course, military training also has bonus points, and the props given to you are to help you complete the bonus points.
Every prop has a magical function, I hope you will develop it well.
The team that can do it will be rated as excellent and will receive additional rewards from the professors.
OK, look at the sky projection. "
A castle full of European classical style appeared in the projection of the sky, with the waning moon and lightning dead trees in the background, the camera quickly zoomed in, and Professor Vatican in a gorgeous princess dress appeared in the camera.
At this moment, he was crying with tears in his eyes, "Save the family!"
A beautiful woman with horns behind her was roaring with anger, "Go back!"
"She is a captured princess!"
"Go away!!!"
······
Professor Grant snapped his fingers, and the projection disappeared.
After being silent for a while, Professor Glenn said, "I'm sorry everyone, I let you see a strange dirty thing. But the bonus content is to see that dirty thing in the Demon Realm... I'm sorry, I shouldn't let Fanzhuo be in the military training of
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