Beautiful teacher can not be deceived

Early the next morning, Shi Yan stood in front of Lan Sanye with two dark circles under his eyes, his face was ugly.

Lan Sanye looked behind him, turned back and forth a few times, and said, "I haven't seen you all night, how nice is the view on the roof?"

Shi Yan's eyes flashed: "Are you spying on me?"

Lan Sanye hurriedly waved his hands and said, "No, no, why am I spying on you! I heard from a disciple that he was almost scared out of his wits in the middle of the night! As soon as he turned over, he saw a red-clothed ghost sitting on the roof in the middle of the night , scare me to death!"

"In the middle of the night? Your disciple?"

"My disciple likes to do some small business, and he is not sure where he will go, so I allow him to come back."

Shi Yan sighed after hearing the words: "Your place is really..."

"Our place is very good! It's good to have good people and good land. What's wrong with it—maybe it's someone from the courtyard—" Lan Sanye bumped into him with a smile and asked, "Boss Offended you?"

Shi Yan wanted to ask "Lingge's emotional problems" in the original book, but he didn't want to be gossiped by her, so he said reservedly: "It's not a big deal."

Lan Sanye raised her eyebrows and said: "It's not a big deal! I heard that the bed was broken up by you~ As the saying goes, if you quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed, let's just let it go..."

When Shi Yan heard the word "bed", his expression changed suddenly: "I'm going to make it? What is it? What do you mean?"

Lan Sanye was taken aback by his reaction, and said, "You, why are you reacting so badly? Disciples don't worry, it's a common thing!"

Shi Yan thinks it's better to speak directly, otherwise Lan Sanye doesn't know what she will think!But he didn't know where to start, so after thinking for a long time, he finally choked out a sentence: "Do you have a shirt suitable for Lingge?"

"Ah? Underwear?" Lan Sanye raised her eyebrows and began to imagine a small theater, "You tore up other people's clothes? It's not as good as a beast..."

Shi Yan's face turned green immediately, and he clarified: "I'm not! I don't have any! Do you have any? If you have one, give him two sets. He's wearing my old clothes now, which is out of place!"

If you want to count yourself as a beast, the boss is even more of a beast!It's all like that and I still beat him!

Lan Sanye had an expression on his face that I couldn't believe it: "Just because of two clothes, you slapped the bed apart?!"

Shi Yan sat down, took a sip of tea with a dignified expression, and said after a while, "I suspect that the boss either wants to take revenge and kill me, or wants to fuck me!"

Blue Clover was silent.

When Shi Yan was about to ask her, she burst out laughing!

"I definitely didn't want to kill you!"

"..."

The corner of Shi Yan's mouth froze.She was really happy... very excited...

Why should I tell her! ! !

Shi Yan said coolly: "So funny?"

He said it to give up his mind, not to make people laugh!

Lan Sanye immediately frowned, and analyzed: "Brother, based on my observations of the boss for many days, even if he wanted to kill or kill him, he would not show it. What are the specific manifestations? Let you Do you think so? Or are you... misunderstood?"

What Lan Sanye said made some sense, Shi Yan suddenly thought of the mirror, and asked, "Is there something wrong with the Phantom Mirror you gave me?"

Lan Sanye immediately proved his innocence to the mirror: "As long as he doesn't look backwards, there is absolutely no problem. If there is a problem, it can only be a human problem! If this boss really wants something, it doesn't matter whether he has a mirror or not."

"..."

It seems that this is indeed the case, the most terrifying one is outside the mirror...

Lan Sanye asked curiously: "He actually used the phantom mirror on you? What kind of illusion did he create for you? Did he chop you with a big knife?"

"He's not such a violent person!"

"..." Lan Sanye leaned in front of Shi Yan, holding her chin, "I don't think so. Is it the overlord's bow directly or sweet words to seduce you? Tell me, I'll listen!"

He felt that Lan Sanye hadn't heard the phrase "want to kill" that endangered his brother's life at all, and his mind was full of thoughts!

"..." Shi Yan looked worried, "Why are you asking this?"

"I can better understand the boss's thoughts and make suggestions for you!"

I believe in your evil!

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Lan Sanye looked him up and down, and said, "Boss is sticky with you, it must be seduction!"

Shi Yan couldn't bear the look in his eyes: "If I say 'Seduce first, then attack directly', do you believe it or not?"

"Ah! This style... is willing to bow down! It's really unexpected that your obedient apprentice actually attacked the master. Tsk tsk, a boss is a boss, I appreciate this style!"

"..."

"The boss is so brave, so it's not like he didn't accomplish anything, right? Where's the kiss?"

"What do you say?"

This kind of question still needs to be asked!

Lan Sanye murmured, "I don't know what the boss is thinking..."

Shi Yan's expression froze, and he said angrily, "Mouth!"

Lan Sanye immediately stared at his lips and said, "Then why isn't your mouth swollen? Last time, Lan Qianqiu...was swollen like that!"

When Shi Yan heard the words "Lan Qianqiu", his face turned dark: "I rubbed the swollen last time..."

"So you didn't wipe it this time?"

Shi Yan froze for a moment, and said, "I'm used to it."

"Brother, you are so dangerous!"

"..."

"And then?" Lan Sanye looked like she was listening to gossip.

Shi Yan's face was almost blackened.

Lan Sanye immediately covered her face and said, "You won't... already..."

With such a bright face, my own sister's brain is still the same, pretending to be a mess!

"no!"

If there is, it is not doubt but ironclad evidence!

Luckily running fast...

"That's it~ it's not a big deal, I just took the opportunity to drive him out of the division."

Shi Yan immediately said: "No way!"

"why?"

Shi Yan paused, and found a reason: "What if he is not strict with his mouth?"

Lan Sanye said: "What are you afraid of? It's not you who kissed him!"

Shi Yan froze again when he heard the words, he lost all his old embarrassment!How to say the truth...

"Actually, he can't be blamed entirely..." Shi Yan was thinking about lying, when he saw the culprit, Lan Sanye, staring at him with great interest, and said seriously, "It's all because you gave me that broken mirror!"

Lan Sanye saw that Shiyan's expression had changed a few times, and hurriedly said: "Brother, be careful! This is not a big deal, once you are born and you are familiar with it, you won't suffer from a boss like appearance!"

"Is this a matter of appearance? First born and second familiar? What kind of metaphor is this? Are you really my sister?"

Lan Sanye said: "I've lived for hundreds of years, and I haven't seen anything~ Boss looks good, has a good personality, and has such a tough style. He is a good seedling and has a bright future! One brother is like this, two brothers... It is also acceptable, I can see it!"

Who cares if you can see it or not!

etc!Is it really just gossip that she asked so much just now? !

Shi Yan smiled suddenly, and said: "You asked so many questions just now, if you don't have any constructive opinions, you are dead!"

"You still dare to laugh?"

Shi Yan's smile suddenly froze on his face.

What's wrong with laughing?What's wrong with laughing?Even with a smile that captivates the city and the world, the boss has been with me for so long, he should have been immune to it long ago!There must be something wrong somewhere else!

Blue Clover: "I have a bold idea!"

Shi Yan: "?"

Blue Clover: "Physiological needs?"

"..." Shi Yan's face turned sullen: "How old is he!"

Lan Sanye continued: "At least three hundred up..."

Shi Yan froze again.

Why does what Lan Sanye said always sound so reasonable!

"That shouldn't be done to me either!"

"This matter is still your problem. You said that you see him so closely that he even sleeps in his room, for fear of being robbed. He wakes up every morning and sees you, and he follows you during the day. You, it was you that he saw before he closed his eyes at night. Besides you, who else could he...follow his eyes?"

"..."

What Lan Sanye said... quite reasonable!

Lan Sanye continued to babble: "Also, your apprentice is also very strange. In the original book, your apprentice should be a beautiful woman with fair skin and long breasts and thighs. It has nothing to do with the boss, but your apprentice has nothing to do with the boss. Boss has legs."

Shi Yan was stunned: "Lingge had an affair with my original apprentice??? Didn't you say that?"

"There are so many details in the original book, I can't remember to tell you all of them! This apprentice is just a flash in the pan. He died for the boss, adding another material for the boss's blackening."

Shi Yan asked with a dark face: "When did they have an affair?"

"Shouldn't you ask where that apprentice is? Who is it?"

Shi Yan showed embarrassment and said: "...Where is that apprentice you mentioned? What's his name? I'll see if I can take it back."

"Liu Moyao, have you heard of it?"

Shi Yan shook his head in confusion.

"Have you played the Huanggongshan dungeon? When Huanggongshan was killed, the boss saved her once. She had a secret love for the boss, and then she came and went like a fire..."

Shi Yan interrupted her suddenly: "Speak simply."

"Oh, to put it simply, after the two had an affair, when the boss was about to be influenced, Liu Moyao took the lunch box, and the boss was completely blackened... Later, when the boss brought the demons all the way to the north , I just left Huang Gongshan reluctant to move, it's quite affectionate!"

He racked his brains to think about it, remembering the "Miss Liu" who came to Lingge on his own initiative, and hurriedly asked: "Is she a Sanxian?"

"Yes, the original book described her as elegant and refined, often wearing primrose-colored dresses."

Shi Yan was silent.

The corner of Lan Sanye's mouth twitched: "What are you doing again?"

Shi Yan said: "Didn't you say that all women like Fengxi Tower?"

"Exaggeration."

"..." Shi Yan paused, "I pulled Lingge back and pushed Fengxi Tower down to save people..."

Although it didn't work out...

Speaking of which, Fengxilou is too disappointing.

so tired!

"..." Lan Sanye sighed, "Brother, you are trying to wipe out or destroy all the characters in the original book. You wiped out the cp of the boss and put yourself on top. Is it normal? So, you are a substitute!"

substitute? !

What the hell, is he a substitute? ? ?

What an insult!

Shi Yan was silent for a long time, and said quietly: "It's just a junior sister or senior sister, I'll just pay him!"