don't touch my pussy

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In the end, Duan Siyao's plan to only buy Ji Jingnian the cheapest ten-yuan old-fashioned shirt came to nothing, but spending money now is better than doing something irreversible in his sleep at that time.

While convincing himself, Duan Siyao entered the password to pay, and when he saw the four characters of successful payment jumping out, he seemed to hear the sound of money falling on the ground and smashing out.

He is not a stingy person, but at this moment, Duan Siyao suddenly felt heartbroken—is this the legendary feeling of raising a man?It's not very good either!

He glanced at Ji Jingnian to the side, and found that Ji Jingnian, an adopted man, had no idea of ​​his heartache of spending money, and while watching the TV series of Goofy Mother-in-law and Daughter-in-law with relish, he was fighting with his ass, looking very peaceful and comfortable.

Duan Siyao's heart ached even more.

"Here." Ji Jingnian didn't look back, he continued to watch TV curiously, and casually put a peeled orange into Duan Siyao's hand, "Eat the orange."

Duan Siyao looked down and saw that the oranges had been peeled clean, even the tangerine veins that Duan Siyao found most troublesome were all removed. He didn't have to do anything, he only needed to break open half of it and eat it.

He bit into his mouth a slice of orange, sweet and juicy.

Duan Siyao immediately changed his mind: So it feels good to raise a man!

But he can't do anything, so he just takes it to see, and he is angry at his mentally handicapped behavior from time to time, and he seems to be losing money.

While eating the oranges, Duan Siyao was making plans in his mind, and then glanced at his feet wrapped in pig's trotters, and quickly came up with an answer that would make him not lose money so much.

"Ji Jingnian." Duan Siyao finished eating the oranges, clapped his hands, then turned to face Ji Jingnian, and said in a very businesslike tone with no expression on his face, as if he was about to discuss a billion-dollar business: "Let's talk about a deal."

"Huh?" Ji Jingnian himself ate an orange with a "Ho Chi Ho Chi", his eyes were brightened by the sweetness, and when he heard Duan Siyao's words, he turned his head and asked, "What the fuck—ah!!"

Just now Pipi wanted to grab his oranges to eat, but he didn't like it, so he stepped on the ground with his foot, but the toe was bitten fiercely by Pipi's probe, and he immediately screamed and stepped on his belly He retracted his feet and hugged his own feet impotently and furiously.

After the fart was released, the chubby little body jumped up very nimbly, turned several times and quickly hid to the other side to retch, the little paws frantically wiped his mouth, the tail that stood up high and the body that exploded Mao is expressing its dissatisfaction.

The serious atmosphere just now was gone.

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao had already forgotten what he was going to say, he looked at Ji Jingnian who was biting his ass with a sullen face, and his heart suddenly became very complicated.

Is this person and cat born to be aggressive?And what about the master... It looks like an enemy, but in fact it's more like a cat and a dog talking nonsense.

The fight between Ji Jingnian and Pipi lasted for more than ten minutes. Duan Siyao watched them scurrying around the house, bumping tables and stools, a pair of slippers flew into the air and fell down, and the decoration of the chandelier was shattered. There was a clatter, so I had to say in a cold tone: "If you break something again, I will throw you all out and send you to the police station."

When he said this, Butt had just jumped to the corner of the ceiling and flew over the wall, and Ji Jingnian was kicking his feet towards the wall, ready to jump up and catch it.

After he finished speaking, Ji Jingnian and Pipi froze at the same time, and Pipi immediately jumped to the ground, swaying its buttocks left and right, rushing towards Duan Siyao's arms, trying to use his cute and cute coquettish Cover up what just happened.

"Slap."

Ji Jingnian took two steps back and stood at attention. Just now, where he kicked under the wall with his strength, a small piece of wall skin fell to the ground.

The world is quiet.

Ji Jingnian was also quiet, he closed his eyes and thought: I thought my life would end on a vigorous battlefield, but I didn't expect to be killed in this quiet place because of such a small thing.

After a while, Ji Jingnian heard Duan Siyao sigh with restraint, and said in a calm to frightening tone: "Ji Jingnian, come here, let's have a good talk."

Ji Jingnian's soul began to tremble.

This is probably tens of millions of years later, and it is still deeply hidden in the hearts of human beings, the fear of parents.

Ji Jingnian couldn't help but think back to when he formed a gang in the military academy and got into trouble and was finally sued by the school's parents. His mother, a gentle, virtuous, well-educated and good guide in the eyes of outsiders, used such a calm tone to silently say Call out his full name and ask him to come over and have a good "talk".

Of course it was talking, but it wasn't him talking to his mother, it was talking between him and the cane that his mother was holding.

Ji Jingnian still can't figure it out. There are so many amazing histories and inventions on the ancient earth, and very few have been handed down, but the style and manufacturing process of the rattan have not been kept until now!

Hitting someone with a cane really hurts!Even if he became a sentinel later, all kinds of major injuries and minor injuries were not a problem, when he saw those tied up canes, he still couldn't help but clamp his buttocks, and be a good man.

Ji Jingnian's mood now is similar to the mood he had when he got into trouble and was called over, very scared.

As a sentinel, it is a joke to be afraid of an earthling who is powerless!What a shameful joke!

Ji Jingnian quickly brainstormed, carefully checked all the memories from entering the house yesterday to now, and confirmed one very important thing - there is no rattan in Duan Siyao's house!

He was not afraid immediately, and he didn't think that there was anything he needed to talk to Duan Siyao about. The biggest possibility was that Duan Siyao had discovered his strengths and wanted to ask him for help!

Thinking of this, he immediately walked up to Duan Siyao with his head upright, and said in a haughty tone, "What? Do you need my help?"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao's hand moved, a little itchy, mainly because he wanted to pry Ji Jingnian's head open and see what was in his head, why is his brain circuit so strange?

He pointed to the sofa, motioning for Ji Jingnian to sit down.

After Ji Jingnian sat down, he said word by word: "I don't think you can live in my house for free, at least during the period when my feet are inconvenient, you need to be responsible for all the housework at home, What do you think?"

The TV series of dog-blood mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is at its climax. Wearing rough linen clothes, unkempt hair and an apron, the heroine collapses on the ground and shouts: "I am exhausted every day doing housework in this house. Breakfast, I have to do all the lunch and dinner by myself, I do the washing and tidying up, I do the sweeping and mopping the floor, even the toilet is blocked and the light bulb is broken, I have to deal with it, and you treat me like this?!"

Ji Jingnian's eyes widened in shock, imitating the example, and shouted in disbelief: "You're just doing this to me?!"