don't touch my pussy

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Duan Siyao said that he really ate instant noodles when he ate instant noodles, and he didn't give Ji Jingnian a chance to struggle at all. A fried poached egg and two ham sausages were placed on a plate.

Ji Jingnian started squatting beside him when he squeezed the seasoning packet into the noodles and poured boiling water, his nose twitched from time to time, staring intently at the red instant noodle bucket, and when Duan Siyao lifted the lid, he looked up. The white smoke that took off gave a "wow".

"Is this the instant noodles you said you'll have to eat for years?" Ji Jingnian leaned into the instant noodle bucket to look inside, "It smells so good! Can I really eat it for years?"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao said speechlessly, "You seem to be looking forward to it?"

Ji Jingnian didn't hesitate for a moment, nodded immediately, and walked very gossipingly to the cabinet that Duan Siyao opened just now when he was taking instant noodles, looked left and right, glanced at Duan Siyao again, and said suggestively: "You said it smells like braised beef tonight, so will there be another flavor tomorrow? How many good things have you hidden here?"

As he spoke, he shook his hand pretending to be natural, knocked on the cabinet door with the back of his hand and made a crisp sound, then immediately retracted his hand with a yell, and said loudly: "Oh, I hit the cabinet, you Do you want to open it and see if it is damaged?"

Duan Siyao glanced at Ji Jingnian, then at the cabinet, Ji Jingnian immediately took two steps to the side, and thoughtfully made room for Duan Siyao to open the cabinet.

As a result, Duan Siyao didn't move at all, he didn't seem to like him at all, and said indifferently: "It's not bad, don't look at it."

Ji Jingnian: "?"

No, Duan Siyao is so narrow-minded, why would he say it's not broken without even looking at it?

He thought for a while, and after saying "oh", he made a gesture to move forward, but suddenly his left foot crossed his right foot, and hit the cabinet again with a "bang", and then he immediately said, "I accidentally bumped into the cabinet again!" , don't you really want to see it?"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao watched Ji Jingnian pretending to be innocent, winking his eyes and pretending to be innocent, and wanted to tell him "Your acting skills are really bad, if you want to open the drawer, just say so", but he felt that Ji Jingnian was so stupid that he was bubbling His appearance was quite interesting, and he couldn't help but followed Ji Jingnian's words and teased him: "Didn't you say that you are called Shaobing, and you have very strong physical fitness? It turns out that you are so good at mixing your left foot with your right foot on flat ground?"

Ji Jingnian: "..."

Ji Jingnian stiffened for a moment, and his legs that were still crossed immediately bent back.

The sentinel's ability cannot be doubted, Ji Jingnian struggled after standing at attention: "Our sentry's physical fitness is really strong, this is a misunderstanding, please listen to my explanation—"

Before Ji Jingnian finished his explanation, Duan Siyao interrupted: "Do you know what actions we earthlings have to make when we say 'listen to my explanation' to be true and sincere?"

Ji Jingnian just wanted to find a way to explain his behavior just now, and try to save the sentinel's face, so he immediately asked without shame: "What action?"

Duan Siyao covered his mouth and turned his face away, then turned back with a serious face, "You stretch your right hand forward, and spread your palm towards me."

Without further ado, Ji Jingnian immediately followed suit.

Duan Siyao covered his mouth again, nodded and praised: "Not bad, the action is very standard."

After he finished speaking, he continued to guide his movements: "Then look at me, widen your eyes, open your mouth a little, and lean your body forward a little."

"Hmph, I'm a quick learner!" Ji Jingnian was praised, his tail was about to go up to the sky, and he worked harder to correct his movements according to Duan Siyao's words, trying to restore [-]%.

Duan Siyao said: "Yes, just keep this movement, and then say 'you listen to me explain'.

Ji Jingnian immediately trembled with his hand stretched forward, and shouted, "Listen to my explanation!"

Duan Siyao: "...Pfft—very good..."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly shook his shoulders and turned his back to Ji Jingnian. After a while, he said in an unsteady voice, "Open the cabinet yourself, poof..."

Ji Jingnian felt that Duan Siyao suddenly became very strange, and this strange change was caused by him, but he couldn't figure it out, and was attracted by the cabinet full of treasures from the earth, so he didn't have the heart to continue to care about Duan. Si Yao was surprised, and opened the cabinet with great anticipation.

Duan Siyao's cabinet was full of all kinds of instant food, and Ji Jingnian couldn't understand any of them, but the dazzling array of product photos on the packaging was enough to make his mouth water.

He found a bag with the most attractive picture in it, took it out and said without hesitation: "This looks delicious, shall we eat this tomorrow?"

Duan Siyao turned around and saw that the purple package and the snail noodles were pretty picky, but he didn't know if the aliens could withstand the attack of the sour bamboo shoots.

He couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and nodded with anticipation in his eyes, "Yes."

At this time, the instant noodles had been stored for a while, and after Ji Jingnian inspected the drawer, he returned his attention to the fragrant instant noodles in front of him.

He couldn't wait to take out the noodles and eat them, and he couldn't wait to eat his butt.

The fart ran in following the smell, took the initiative to settle the suspicion with Ji Jingnian, grabbed his trouser legs and climbed all the way up, scratching out a few threads from the hem of Ji Jingnian's trousers, and then jumped hard, stepping on Ji Jingnian's legs. Her shoulders jumped on top of Ji Jingnian's head, and she looked at the instant noodles with him.

Ji Jingnian didn't move, but Duan Siyao quickly reached out and hugged his ass down.

He was afraid that the center of gravity of the butt would not be stable, and it would not be fun to fall into the noodle soup.

The butt didn't struggle either, and was obediently held by Duan Siyao, with her little paws resting on Duan Siyao's arm, her pink nose moved, very similar to Ji Jingnian's expression.

Duan Siyao looked at Ji Jingnian, stretched out his hand and tapped his butt on the forehead, saw Ji Jingnian raised his eyebrows involuntarily, couldn't help laughing, and when Ji Jingnian looked over suspiciously, he said: "Take the noodles out Come on, I'll get the poached eggs and ham."

Ji Jingnian had been waiting for Duan Siyao to speak for a long time, and as soon as Duan Siyao finished speaking, he immediately ran out with a plate, and even brought out the poached eggs and ham sausage that Duan Siyao said he wanted to serve himself. Si Yao could only follow behind with his hands empty, watching Ji Jingnian's fast footsteps, he pulled out the chair with a "snap" and sat down in front of the dining table, looking back at him anxiously, signaling him to hurry up and eat with his eyes.

Duan Siyao: "..."

This feeling is really like having a big dog at home, wagging its tail to look at the owner before eating.

So obedient, how could you be so obedient.

Duan Siyao was confused by Ji Jingnian's appearance, for a moment he forgot what disaster Ji Jingnian had caused, he couldn't help showing a smile on his face, and even wanted to rub Ji Jingnian's head when he walked up.

Who knew that as soon as he walked in front of Ji Jingnian, he saw Ji Jingnian looking up at him, and then he quickly moved back a little, the long legs that were originally placed under the dining table immediately retracted and stretched out to the side of the chair, looking ready As if preparing to run away, he shrunk his chin.

Duan Siyao: "?"

Duan Siyao looked back subconsciously, and found that there was nothing behind him, so he was about to pounce on Ji Jingnian's ass which was biting and scratching at every turn, and was hugged obediently by him.

So what is Ji Jingnian afraid of with this facial expression?

Duan Siyao looked at Ji Jingnian suspiciously.

In the end, it was okay if he didn't look at it. As soon as he and Ji Jingnian met their eyes, Ji Jingnian's legs placed next to the stool moved further away, and Duan Siyao even had the illusion that he could see Ji Jingnian's calf muscles wrapped under the sweatpants. Tightening and exerting force is a state where one can jump up and escape at any time.

"..." Duan Siyao couldn't help asking, "What are you doing?"

Duan Siyao's tone was very ordinary, even much gentler than when he was angry with Ji Jingnian before, or when there was no emotional ups and downs, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, which completely showed his good-natured mood now.

As a result, as soon as his tone came out, Ji Jingnian trembled. Then, as if he was dissatisfied with his sudden trembling, he deliberately opened his throat, and said fiercely to Duan Siyao, "You suddenly Why are you laughing at me?!"

Duan Siyao was confused, and subconsciously replied: "Huh?"

As soon as he finished "ah?" Ji Jingnian even moved his butt to the edge of the stool, looking very cowardly, and even his voice softened a lot, "Why are you suddenly so fierce? I didn't do anything wrong, right?"

Duan Siyao finally came to his senses, and said with a speechless face: "Who is hurting you? If I smile at you, I'm hurting you?"

Ji Jingnian replied confidently: "Otherwise? When did you not smile before torturing me?"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao thought about how he looked every time he troubled Ji Jingnian, it seemed that it was indeed the case, and he couldn't refute it.

He was choked up by Ji Jingnian's state of extreme vigilance, and didn't know how to answer Ji Jingnian for a while, so he ignored him, pulled the stool and sat down, buried his head in eating instant noodles, and used a small bowl to share some Give ass a taste.

Ji Jingnian squinted his eyes and waited for a while, and found that Duan Siyao really ignored him, instead of moving his butt that almost fell out of the stool after secretly poking and poking him, and put his feet back under the table , grabbed the chopsticks to pick up the noodles, took a deep breath of the aroma of instant noodles, and suddenly said: "You are fine, can you not suddenly smile at me?"

Duan Siyao: "..."

It's outrageous, even if you have a better attitude, you will be dissatisfied!

Duan Siyao couldn't help asking: "Are you M?"

Ji Jingnian: "?!"

Ji Jingnian immediately put down his chopsticks, stood up angrily, raised his chest and raised his head, facing Duan Siyao with his strong chest and abdominal muscles, and said loudly, "Of course I am! Can't you see? I must So obvious!"

"Clap."

Duan Siyao was so stupid that he was just complaining casually. He couldn't even hold his chopsticks steadily and fell directly on the table.

His expression was very dazed, and it took a while before he said hesitantly: "I really can't tell..."

"You fart!" Ji Jingnian was so angry that he almost stood on the table and quarreled with Duan Siyao, "Are you playing with me? Or do you think I don't understand the English of the ancient earth?! I saw that he was a man !!"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao's expression immediately went numb, "Oh, you said male, it's all right."

Ji Jingnian: "?"

Duan Siyao paused, and then said: "You aliens use M to call themselves male?"

Ji Jingnian: "??"

Ji Jingnian said loudly, "It's not us aliens, it's just me, because I'm knowledgeable, do you understand?"

"..." Duan Siyao covered his forehead, and his voice was much lower than before: "Understood, I am very knowledgeable and shake M."

Ji Jingnian lifted his chin, and vented his nostrils with pride, "Hmm!"

After Ji Jingnian finished speaking, he didn't know whether he had the mentality of showing off his knowledge or wanting to drag others into the water. He suddenly reached out and patted the head of the ass who was quietly obsessed with instant noodles beside him, and almost slapped the defenseless ass. A header.

Pipi "hissed" the noodles into his small mouth, before he had time to look up at Ji Jingnian with dissatisfaction, and breathe out at him.

Ji Jingnian pointed at the butt, and said to Duan Siyao, "The fart is also M, understand? M cat!"

Butt: "?"

Duan Siyao: "..."

Duan Siyao covered his face: "That's not necessary."