don't touch my pussy

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Although Ji Jingnian hates his mental body so much, it doesn't mean he wants his mental body to be manipulated by others!

What's more, in this situation where the five senses are shared, engaging in the spiritual body is equivalent to engaging in the sentinel himself.

Ji Jingnian raised his hand angrily, ready to slam open the door in front of him, to threaten the ignorant person inside the door.

However, as soon as his fingers touched the iron door, before he had time to apply his strength, the iron door fell off the door frame with a "bang" sound, and fell into the room with a "bang".

Ji Jingnian was taken aback by the porcelain-touching iron door, and stood there stupidly, holding the murder weapon—his hand, and stared into the door dumbfounded.

The person inside the door was burying his face in the cat's belly and rubbing around. The cat's voice trembled, and the baby's voice was "meow meow meow" coquettishly. The door fell all day long. There was a loud bang, and all sounds disappeared in an instant.

The other party must have been frightened and dumbfounded, and raised his face from the little cat's belly in a daze. The two of them looked at each other for more than ten seconds. Ji Jingnian was the first to come back to his senses, "Duan—"

Before he finished speaking, he watched Duan Siyao in panic... He moved his fingers and pinched the cat's chubby little butt.

Ji Jingnian: "I &&*￥#+!"

Ji Jingnian uttered a series of incomprehensible gibberish, then his knees softened, he raised his butt and knelt down.

The little kitty made a "snoring" sound from its throat, and at the same time as Ji Jingnian slumped down, raised its butt high to wait for Duan Siyao's arm, and signaled him to touch it more.

Ji Jingnian struggled and stretched out his hand, with five fingers open towards Duan Siyao: "Don't—don't touch it!"

To Ji Jingnian's surprise, Duan Siyao was unexpectedly easy-going at this time, and he had no intention of touching the cat to laugh at him at all, but slowly took out a small iron box the size of a palm with a sullen face, and poked it on it. twice.

Ji Jingnian jumped up from the ground, and took two steps back tactically, afraid that Duan Siyao would come up with some new moves to torture him.

He was still about to say something, but Duan Siyao gave him a flirty glance, then rolled his eyes as if his eyes were scorched, and fixed his eyes on his upper body.

Ji Jingnian lowered his head and found that the coat tied around his waist had fallen to the ground at some point.

Ruined.Ji Jingnian thought: After going back, Duan Siyao, a bastard, will definitely spread this matter to the entire alliance.

In the next second, Duan Siyao's cold voice reached his ears: "Hi, hello, I want to call the police."

Ji Jingnian: "?!"

Fifteen minutes later, Ji Jingnian finally broke through the encirclement of onlookers, but he still couldn't escape this doomed fate. Duan Siyao personally sent him to the police station, and he was charged with an additional crime than the original exhibitionist - trespassing private house.

Sitting in front of Ji Jingnian was a policeman with an expressionless face, holding a pen in his hand and pressing a file under it.

The policeman knocked on the table: "Name."

"Ji Jingnian."

"age."

"73."

The policeman's hands paused, he glanced at Ji Jingnian subtly, and asked again: "Age?"

Ji Jingnian was baffled, thinking that the police hadn't heard what he said clearly, and repeated loudly: "73!"

Under genetic evolution, the lifespan of modern humans is about 50 years longer than that of the ancient earth. The age of 73 is actually equal to the age of 23 when humans were back then. Ji Jingnian has no idea what the police are surprised at.

After he finished answering again, the officer looked at him strangely and skipped to the next question: "Occupation."

Ji Jingnian puffed out his chest and said, "The Supreme Commander of the Imperial Alliance."

"..." The policeman gave him a strange look again, "Take out your ID card."

Ji Jingnian had never heard of the word "ID card". He thought for a while that he wanted his personal chip to confirm the information, so he raised his right hand and handed the watch-shaped terminal bound to the right hand to the policeman, "Scan Bar."

The policeman glanced at Ji Jingnian's extended hand, and then at Ji Jingnian again. After the two of them stared at each other in silence for a while, the policeman stood up and opened the door and went out.

Ji Jingnian: "?"

why did you leave?Are you afraid of hearing my title?I haven't finished reporting my military rank yet!Or do you think it's too good to see my advanced terminal?

He stretched out his hearing, and heard the policeman who had just asked him say to his colleagues outside: "Check if there are any missing patients in the mental hospital nearby. I suspect he has a brain problem."

Ji Jingnian: "???"

While Ji Jingnian was angry because he was treated as a psychopath, he finally understood his not-so-intelligent little head and noticed the abnormality in this place.

This place seems... different from the backward galaxy he imagined.

After all, no matter how backward the galaxy is, it is impossible not to know the existence of the Imperial Alliance.

Ji Jingnian thought of Duan Siyao's appearance as if he didn't know him again, frowned slightly, and called out his spiritual body seriously in his heart.

The mental body probably also knew what was more important, and there was a quick response. Two seconds later, Ji Jingnian heard the sound of the stinky cat scratching the door with its paws.

In fact, it could have disappeared and appeared directly beside Ji Jingnian, but after Ji Jingnian discovered something was wrong with this planet, he decided to be cautious and let the spirit body continue to show people the appearance of an ordinary cat.

The spirit body screamed and rolled around outside, and finally led the person back again. As soon as the door opened, Ji Jingnian turned his head and pointed to Duan Siyao who was picking up the cat behind the policeman, and said, "I want to talk to him alone. "

The policeman looked at Duan Siyao, but Duan Siyao didn't look back.

He looked at Ji Jingnian who was pointing at him, and stroked the snoring cat curled up in his arms with his palm, keenly aware that as long as his hand ran along the cat's back, Ji Jingnian would squint his eyes without a trace , the expression on his face seemed to be struggling but also seemed to be very comfortable.

Duan Siyao looked at Ji Jingnian for a while, probably because he didn't see any malice in him, he nodded to the police who asked his opinion, and walked into the room alone.

"Duan Siyao?" Ji Jingnian put his coat on his thighs to cover the hole in his crotch, and sat with his legs spread apart in a lazy manner, and habitually stretched his legs and kicked Duan Siyao gently, He asked tentatively, "Why do you still call the police when we fight like this?"

If it was Duan Siyao from before, he would definitely have stepped on Ji Jingnian's boots with a smile, but at this time he just frowned, pulled the stool and sat back a little to avoid Ji Jingnian's continuing feet, and put the cat Put it on the table, bent down to pat the kicked trouser leg.

Ji Jingnian half-closed his eyes to watch Duan Siyao's movements, and only had three big words in his mind: something is wrong.

It's really not right, you don't care about every detail at all, and you care about every penny, is this really Duan Siyao?

"Meow~" The spirit body took two steps on the table, turned to look at Ji Jingnian, moved its furry ears, bent its waist and stretched its paws forward, stretched its waist in a "woo-woo" and then looked at Ji Jingnian. Open your mouth: "Meow! Meow... Mow!"

Ji Jingnian felt the strong emotional fluctuations coming from his mental body, and his whole body went numb: I can't understand what you're talking about.

At this time, Duan Siyao finally finished patting the ashes on his trouser legs, straightened his waist, looked at Ji Jingnian expressionlessly, and said coldly: "I broke down the door of my house without wearing trousers, and rushed in without saying a word. When you come in, you lie down on my buttocks, you call this a small fight? Also, how do you know my name?"

"Who doesn't wear pants anymore! I just have a torn crotch!" Ji Jingnian shouted, "If you hadn't kidnapped my cat again, I wouldn't be bothered to come to you!"

After Ji Jingnian roared, half of the anger that turned into anger in his mind was cleared away, and then he suddenly grasped the important point that he had missed: "Wait? You don't know me?"

"I'm sorry, isn't it normal for me to be a pervert like you?" Duan Siyao raised his chin arrogantly: "You said this is your cat? Is there any proof?"

Ji Jingnian looked at Duan Siyao as if he was looking at a strange pervert, he was completely stupid.