don't touch my pussy

Butt crawled on the ground for a long time after it came out, slipped its feet to grab the ground with its head countless times, bowed to Ji Jingnian and Duan Siyao, not only because it didn't get close to Duan Siyao smoothly, but because it kept The ground is upside down and farther and farther away from Duan Siyao.

But Pipi is a very stubborn cat. After another slap and bow to Ji Jingnian, he roared angrily, and finally managed to control his two front paws with great difficulty, and moved forward very resolutely. move.

It looks particularly like a cat on the Internet struggling to crawl to eat after being anesthetized and cutting its testicles before the effect of the medicine has expired.

Ji Jingnian originally felt embarrassed and shy after his ass came out and crawled around, but he amused himself by watching it, and completely forgot that the ass was affected by his emotions, pointing at the ass I laughed out loud at the funny actions, and stomped my feet and clapped while laughing. The floor was stomped like a "dong dong", and the applause was crackling non-stop.

Duan Siyao turned his head and glanced at Ji Jingnian, seeing that Ji Jingnian did not have the self-awareness of a handsome guy at all, and acted like an orangutan gloating at his ass. At this time, he was not like a big dog, like an annoying big dog with nothing but his face Chimpanzees.

Oh, and also like a husky scurrying around the house.

Duan Siyao thought it was quite funny at first, and he continued to laugh for a while, but after seeing his butt fell twice, he felt distressed, and when he heard Ji Jingnian's burst of laughter, he felt even more speechless, so he hurried forward and hugged his fart Fart, cuddling in my arms and stroking my hair.

As soon as the butt was picked up, it began to scream excitedly. Duan Siyao gently touched it from the chin to the belly, and then gently stroked down the belly until the tail was pointed. After that, the whole cat was so comfortable that it trembled and purred. In the middle of the snoring, a loud pig cry suddenly came out.

Ji Jingnian let out another deafening burst of laughter when he heard the butt pig cry.

Duan Siyao was taken aback by his unexpected laughter, and subconsciously moved a little to the side.

Pipi also knew that Ji Jingnian was laughing at it, but it had already spent a lot of effort just to control its front paws just now. Duan Siyao's movements were proficient, making it comfortable enough to ascend to heaven. Liked by people and influenced by Ji Jingnian's agitated emotions, Pipi couldn't control his purring, instead the pig squealed louder.

Ji Jingnian laughed louder and louder, the volume almost lifted the ceiling.

Duan Siyao touched his butt softly, and before Ji Jingnian stopped laughing to take a breath, and was about to continue laughing, he suddenly turned around and interjected, "Are you so excited that you squeal?"

"Haha—hiccup—" Ji Jingnian's laughter just escaped from his throat, when he was interrupted by Duan Siyao's words, he hiccupped in fright, and the laughter stopped abruptly.

"I didn't!" Ji Jingnian yelled amidst the loud pig's meowing: "It's meowing, it's none of my business! The stupid cat's stupid behavior has nothing to do with me!"

Duan Siyao glanced at him, and the movements of rubbing the butt became more gentle, so the butt screamed louder, "Didn't it mean that the sentries, guides and their spiritual bodies interact with each other?"

Ji Jingnian didn't even think about it, and was about to deny it immediately, but Duan Siyao continued slowly: "I was so excited and liked me so much, I thought it was because you liked me so much, so it turns out—isn't it?"

Ji Jingnian: "..."

Ji Jingnian opened his mouth to deny it just now and slowly closed it, he silently turned his face away under Duan Siyao's gaze, and said with red ears after a long while: "No, I definitely like you more than it... ..."

After he finished speaking, his confidence came up immediately, and he turned his head back and stomped on it: "It just wants to be rubbed by you! It's not really liking at all! I really like you! So don't be fooled by this cat." Confused!"

"Hmm..." Duan Siyao just wanted to tease Ji Jingnian casually, to see how Ji Jingnian couldn't argue, but he didn't expect to be stunned by Ji Jingnian's sudden straight ball, and his heart "thumped".

If he remembered correctly, this was probably the first time that Ji Jingnian took the initiative to say that he liked him, but he didn't know why Ji Jingnian insisted on treating his ass as an imaginary enemy, even wanting to eat a cat's jealousy.

Duan Siyao was sweet and hot in his heart, and after a few seconds of delay, he successfully found his home field, and said with a smile: "Don't you also want to be—— by me?"

He paused for a moment, skipped a word and didn't say it directly. Ji Jingnian didn't understand at first, and asked, "What do you want to be by you?"

Duan Siyao raised his eyebrows, his smile became brighter, but he didn't answer.

Ji Jingnian scratched his head foolishly, the words he said about stepping on his ass just now flashed through his mind like lightning, his movements froze, his eyes widened and he looked at Duan Siyao in disbelief.

Knowing that he finally figured it out, Duan Siyao smiled and said "Huh?"

"I, I..." Ji Jingnian blushed, "I think about it too, no! I think about each other! I don't think about you unilaterally, do you understand!"

"Yes, I understand." Duan Siyao achieved the goal of teasing, turned around and sat back on the sofa to stuff Ji Jingnian with a peach.

When Duan Siyao picked up the peach that Ji Jingnian broke open for him, he suddenly remembered Ji Jingnian's reaction when he saw him silently surrendering and subconsciously surrendering, and the prank factor became active again.

He took a bite of the peach calmly, and asked seemingly unintentionally: "Speaking of which, you said before that on your planet, there is a person who looks exactly like me and even has the same name, right?" ?”

Ji Jingnian is a little stubborn in front of Duan Siyao, whenever Duan Siyao speaks, he will subconsciously follow Duan Siyao's topic, and will not think about other things, subconsciously nodded and replied: "Yes, I talked to you before. As you said, he was a guide."

"Oh? Yes, you said it." Duan Siyao pretended to be reminiscing, and said, "I remember you said something else, what was it... Ah, I remembered."

Duan Siyao said: "Your Sentinels and Guides are going to be together, right? I remember you said that every time you go on missions together, it's because of your... alliance? I want to match you two, let Are you dating and getting married?"

Ji Jingnian continued to nod, "Well, yes, the two of us are the strongest—"

Halfway through Ji Jingnian's speech, his back suddenly felt cold, and he sensed something subtle, so he immediately shut up.

In the blink of an eye, the bloody TV series he had watched finally came in handy, and he immediately understood - this is a proposition, and Duan Siyao is testing him!Duan Siyao is jealous!

Ji Jingnian immediately shook his head, and said sternly: "Yes, the alliance thinks so! But I disagree, I don't like him at all, even if he kills me, I won't be with him!"

"Huh? Really?" Duan Siyao looked very satisfied with Ji Jingnian's answer, and continued to ask: "Then can you tell me carefully, what kind of person do you think the guide Duan Siyao is?" ?”

After Duan Siyao finished speaking, he emphasized again: "I don't mean anything else, just curious about what happened to you before... If it's inconvenient——"

"No inconvenience!" Ji Jingnian was shocked.

If there is no other meaning, it means something else. If it is not convenient, is it convenient for you to give me a try?

Ji Jingnian felt that he had fully understood what Duan Siyao was saying, so he immediately pulled himself together, searched for all the bad things in his stomach, and thought happily that he was really smart and would really please his wife!

He replied firmly, "I'll tell you everything!"

"Okay." Duan Siyao was moved, and looked at Ji Jingnian with a smile who didn't know he fell into the pit, "Tell me all about it."

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This article is also called Xiaoji's Record of Falling into the Pit