[Comprehensive] eyeing

At the end of the last chapter, I seemed to say a very domineering CEO.

The words of the domineering CEO are similar to "It's cold and let the love poem go bankrupt", "You annoying little goblin", "Sit up and move yourself", "I'll give you 1000 million to leave my son"... Ah, I'm sorry, the last sentence It seems that the domineering president's mother said it.

However, if the heroine is, it is estimated that she directly chooses to take 1000 million and leave. In a trance, I feel as if I have discovered a good way to make a fortune. ...how many times do I have to say this stalk?But no matter how many times I say it, I don’t get tired of it!

Speaking of which, I saw a news a while ago that a female friend of the client joined a company and found that her boss was a template of a domineering president, a mixed race, a high-achieving student, with a cold personality and a handsome appearance.So she thought, isn't this a classic CEO essay template?Then she started to deliberately make some confused and cute little mistakes, such as accidentally knocking things down, talking cutely... During the Chinese New Year, she went home on vacation, and learned about it after the year...

……

... the news that she was fired from the company.

Meditation.jpg.

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Sure enough, the novel is fake 23333.

But this experience is also quite a joy to hear and see.

Then again, most of the president-level people I have seen are 40+ and bald. After all, most of the people who can climb to that position are from smart to extreme...

Speaking of which, there is another famous saying of the domineering president: You can touch me, but you can try to touch my wife?

But under normal circumstances, the goal of female supporting roles is to move you, domineering president, so—"I want to get your attention when I move your wife, so since you said it's okay to move you, I will really move you (... )—you said it yourself."

Beautiful, this is acting according to the order.

The last conversation with Kisuke Urahara was not very pleasant.

In fact, even, I was tempted for a moment, I mean, I was tempted by the method provided by Aizen Soyousuke and Urahara Kisuke.

How should I put it, for example, if someone tells you that there is a button here, if you press it, people in a city far away from you will die, but you can get 10 yuan from it.Also, you can use this button unlimitedly.

How would you choose?

Human nature.While spitting on myself, I walked out of the Technology Development Bureau.

[Cut country. ]

[Um. ]

[Stop me if this happens again in the future. ]

[OK. ]

In the divine sense, Mitechu said: [Actually, I think you can try it, the Lord is too kind. ]

[Not kindness. ] I said with emotion, [It’s the bottom line, I don’t want myself to change. ]

[But for human beings, changing is a very natural behavior, and if it really changes, the self at that time will not suffer from the change, and it will be normal to continue to be the self at that time. ] Mitechu said.

[Yes, because of this, it is necessary to keep your heart. ] I put my hand on the position of my heart, and said in my spiritual thoughts, [I am correct now, yes, correct.Qie Guo also likes me now, so I don't want to change. ...Right, Qieguo. ]

[No, I like everything about you. ] Said Yamabuki Kunihiro.

... Cough, slapped in the face on the spot.

But even though I was slapped in the face, it’s still fun_(:3∠)_

[—I also like you in every state!I love it! ] I said.

Royal Techu: […]

Yu Techu: [Well, my lord, aren't we talking about business? ]

At that moment, Mitechu felt an urge to poke his own eyes, commonly known as self poking both eyes.

For a long time after that, I was living a regular and repetitive life. The God of Death kept disappearing in Liuhun Street. The higher-ups finally paid attention to this matter. I remembered Aizen’s words and never cared about it. Kisuke Urahara seemed very interested in those things.

During this time, I transformed Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada and Taro.

Originally, the three most powerful Fusangshen in my Honmaru were Mikazuki Munekin, Taro Tachi and Ko Karasuma. Kokarasuma said that he was not in a hurry, and Mikazuki Munekin had already cosplayed a broken face, so I wanted to watch it for the sake of combat power. , I transformed into Taro Tachi.

As for Candlestick Qie Guangzhong, it must be placed in the front, because he is the object of my soul contract.This can be regarded as a kind of clear reward and punishment.

But even though they were transformed, they still stayed in their own swords most of the time, and I couldn't provide them with a safe environment. Over time, it made me feel a little self-blame and impetuous.

In addition, the big stomach king is still doing it, training every day, and improving his spiritual power reserve through this normal method.I thought I lost weight, but after a few months, I gained weight, which is embarrassing.It's like when I was studying hard in the third year of high school, and at the same time I was taking various supplements and nutritional products. After a year, I felt that I must have lost weight after studying so hard. It's so sad. I worked so hard...I actually gained five years of weight Jin, this is very embarrassing, I don't even have a basis for reality to moan without illness.

——As the saying goes, you gain three catties every festival.

The bad thing is that my spiritual power reserves are barely at the level of a normal deputy team. In a place like the [-]th team, I may be dragged down at any time.After thinking about it, I simply retreated and had a private competition with Gui Yancheng Jianpachi. In order to ensure the speed and the so-called overwhelming power, I directly summoned all the fusangshen in my form to besiege them He, he was shocked by the power of my swastika, so he left the [-]th team to find a truly powerful force.

It's so mysterious that I actually became the new captain of the [-]th squad.

No, no, no, I reject all rebuttals. I know this plot is like a sieve, but the plan I thought about has become a sieve, so please don’t say it——!

Not long after I became the captain, Kisuke Urahara said that he would help me improve my power level, I watched his expression, and found that I didn't see anything (...).That day I brought Yakuken there, and I told Yakuken that if he finds that Kisuke Urahara has done something wrong, he should directly notify Yamabagiri and Candekiri that I carry with me, and ask them to immediately transform into forms to stop Kisuke Urahara.

Kisuke Urahara took out a purple stone, which looked familiar to me, and then I thought, isn't this the thing that Aizen has made false?Could it be that I, too, can be disfigured?But I didn't have a mask, so could it disfigure me?

There are messy thoughts in my head, but I won't tell Urahara Kisuke directly that I saw your stuff at Aizen's.

Thinking of this, I closed my eyes and waited for his experiment.

5 minute later.

Kisuke Urahara: "What the hell?"

I opened my eyes to see what had shocked Urahara Kisuke so much.

Kisuke Urahara looked at me with a dumbfounded expression.

"...What's wrong? Captain Urahara?" I asked without knowing why.

"What are you?" he asked.

I felt that I was scolded, so I said quickly and quickly: "What are you?"

"No, no, I'm seriously asking what you are?" Kisuke Urahara said.

"I'm human." I said angrily.

"...you're not dead?" Kisuke Urahara asked in shock.

"You just died!" I immediately retorted.

"I was already dead," Urahara Kisuke said.

...What a stupid conversation this is.

"...Okay, I forgot that people can only go to the soul world after death, but I should not die." I said.

"Is Bengyu actually soluble in the human body?" Urahara Kisuke squatted in the corner and began to fall in love. "My research results for so many years..." Then he suddenly stood up, his eyes flickering Frantic light, "Guanyue-san! Do you mind if I dissect your body?"

"I'm sorry I mind." I said blankly.

"Then can you cut me a piece of your flesh?" His eyes continued to flicker with fanaticism.

"Sorry, I don't mind that too." I said blankly.

"Why are you so stingy!" Urahara Kisuke looked at me in shock and said.

"I'll do it!" I was also shocked, "You asked me to cut a piece of meat for you, but I refused. Is it stingy! How about I ask you to cut a piece of meat for me too?!"

"Okay." Kisuke Urahara said boldly, "It just so happens that the flesh and blood on the captain's body is rich in a lot of spiritual power. If you want to increase your spiritual power reserve, eating ordinary food is far inferior to eating the flesh of the captain's spirit body. Guan Yue-sang, you can try to say it."

... Hahaha are you abetting crime? And what a crazy idea, and what the hell does it sound like to me? !

My face was almost covered with blood, "Forget it, Captain Urahara, I can't eat human flesh."

Urahara Kisuke became more bold, "It's okay! You can say whatever piece of meat you want on me!"

Absolutely delicious, if you don't taste good, you will get your money back!

——This kind of slogan appeared in my mind.

mdzz.

The corner of my mouth twitched, and I said, "...I want you to cut your gg, do you agree?"

Kisuke Urahara's expression froze for a few seconds, "Ah... Well, although I'm all about research, I'm the heir of the Urahara family after all, so I'm afraid this is not suitable, Captain Moon Watching..."

Yaken Toshiro: [Objectively speaking, the most tender part of the human body should be the inner thigh. If you want to eat it, you can consider it as appropriate.Guangzhong, what do you think? ]

Candlestick cut Guangzhong: [I haven't eaten it, so it's hard to say. ]

Qianzi Muramasa: [Hahahaha, I thought the most tender human body should be [哗], the Lord's choice is right. ]

Yamabashi Kirihiro: [...you are enough. ]

... really enough ==+

So only my Qieguo has a conscience==++.

And Qianzicunzheng, you are trying to die, hey ==++++.

"...Actually, I just said it casually." The corners of my mouth twitched a couple of times and then I ignored the knives who were still talking, and Kisuke Urahara meant that he really had the idea of ​​proving the Tao from the palace, not because of family responsibilities. , By the way, what kind of weird avenue is that? !If I really did this, Kisuke Urahara's fans will kill me, right? !

"...But what happened to you all of a sudden? So excited all of a sudden?" I tried my best to bring the topic back on track.

"Let's put it this way, I spent a hundred years researching an experimental product called Bengyu." Kisuke Urahara said.

"The name is so ugly." I commented.

So where did the collapsed jade in Lanran's hand come from?Urahara Kisuke said that he researched "one", so Aizen also researched one?I can't see that Aizen has this kind of craft besides writing big characters to make black tea and abducting little sisters.

"Uh... that's not the point..." Kisuke Urahara coughed and said, "I originally planned to use Bengyu to try you, a little white mouse... Ah, I mean, try to increase your upper limit of spiritual power..."

I showed a very kind Mikazuki Munekin-style smile, "It's okay, Captain Urahara, just keep talking, I didn't hear that you were going to treat me like a guinea pig."

Urahara Kisuke wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and continued, "I want to say... Wait what do I want to say? Kanyue-san, can you stop laughing like that."

"Oh, fine." I shrugged.

Urahara Kisuke scratched his hair, and said that he looked more and more sloppy with the passage of time, he was obviously a refined nobleman before, but now there are some beard stubbles on his chin.I don't know how his childhood sweetheart Sifengyuan Yeyi will feel when he sees his poor evolution from boy → boy → uncle.

"I know that Bengyu can temporarily dissolve in a skeleton with extremely low spiritual power, and at the same time slowly absorb the surrounding spiritual power and decompose automatically. This is a characteristic of Bengyu." Kisuke Urahara said.

"Are you talking about the stuffed bones of a blow-up doll?" I asked.

"It's not a combat portable... Wait, Kanyue-san, what is an inflatable doll?" Kisuke Urahara asked.

"...It's nothing, you don't need to take me to heart and continue talking." I broke into a cold sweat silently in my heart.

Urahara Kisuke gave me a suspicious look, and continued, "But I never thought about the consequences of putting Bengyu on human beings... Wait, the soul world can only be entered in the state of a soul?"

"How do I know, this is a setting loophole." I spit out.

"So, my research results are gone in your body." Kisuke Urahara said, "The research results of nearly a hundred years."

"I'm sure it's not in my stomach now," I said. "It's unlikely that it just broke down."

"I also don't think it's possible." Urahara Kisuke looked at my body and said, "If it's not in my stomach, where else can I put something in my body..." As he said this, his eyes drifted to my lower body.

Yamabagi Kiri Kunihiro, who was placed on the table, suddenly became radiant, and flew up directly, almost killing Urahara Kisuke.

"puff……"

A burst of chicken and dog jumping.

Although Bengyu had indeed disappeared from my body, I didn’t feel anything, and even my spiritual power reserve didn’t increase. Kisuke Urahara checked my body several times and found that there was no abnormal state in my body, so he was very sad. That made me leave, he needed to get drunk to pay homage to his lost love.

Oh no, his lost research.

However, judging from his enthusiasm for research, it doesn't feel too bad to say that he is commemorating the lost love.

And he really went to drink, and he brought Yeichi Sifengin with him.I heard that the two of them stole the wine from Kuchiki's house, and were chased by Kuchiki Byakuya and chopped down half the street... This is very miserable.However, most people are happy to hear and see it. It is said that this is one of the three major landscapes of Seireitei.

There are two other scenes: Captain Jingle Shunsui and his deputy captain making pornographic jokes together, and another scene is that Captain Hirako Mako confessed to various women and was thrown out directly.It's hard for Aizen to help such a captain, Keke.

However, from the standpoint of a bystander, it is really a good and warm daily life.

It's a pity I can't get in.

but……

I hugged my knife spirits and walked happily to the eleventh team.

I have them enough.

People always want to be content.

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The author has something to say: Generally speaking, it is too slow to increase the spiritual power a little bit and then transform the knives.

So I let Yayoi eat Urahara's semi-finished collapse jade.

Secondly, about Yayoi serving as the captain of the [-]th squad.

The captain of Goutei [-]th Division just seems to be more important. In the later stage of development, with the appearance of Lingwang and Zero Division...you understand.In the official setting, Aizen knows the existence of the Spirit King, and thinks that the Seiring Court is like a huge cage. It almost means that he hates obeying the "Spirit King", so he chooses to obey the "Spirit King" for his high intelligence Urahara Kisuke held a contemptuous attitude.I may be a little biased toward Aizen, but that's about it.

thank you all--!