The life and death book system has a bug again

A pile of snacks said: "Are you here to eat and drink?"

Lucy sat on the sofa and said while picking out snacks: "There are so many things today, but I am exhausted. There is good news and bad news, which one do you listen to?"

"I don't listen." Wen Renyu didn't listen to her, "I don't want to talk about it."

"You man," Lucy took a bite of the egg yolk pastry, "can you give me some patience with Xinglin?"

"I'll give it to you." Xing Lin said helplessly, "There's a lot of bad news today, and you're not one of them, so let's talk about the bad news first."

Lucy breathed outside, and the Yinfeng closed the door. She lowered her voice and said seriously: "It's just for the dead ghost." She pointed to Shi Can, "The Hades know."

"Fuck!" Wen Renyu scolded.

"There are frequent bugs in the system, and the king of Hades has always complained about it. The death of the wrong person is a major accident. We are afraid of being punished and we don't report it. We will make mistakes. It's no different from tampering with the book of life and death." Lucy wiped off his cold sweat, "This matter Only a few of us know about it, and we don’t know where Hades heard the news.”

"Then... what is Hades going to do with us?"

"This is the good news." Lucy said, "I was terrified at first. Hades called the programmer of the soul-hunting section to question him. The boy insisted that the system has no bugs, and he would rather die than admit it."

"Little bastard?"

"Well, Xiaoba is not a bastard at all this time. He crossed his hips and challenged Hades, saying that you can insult my personality, but you can't insult my code!" Lucy clapped her hands, "Hero!"

"Come on," Wen Renyu said sharply, "It's a shame that he can't insult my code with his three-day small bug and five-day big bug bullshit level."

Xing Lin: "What about the end?"

"The King of Hades fired him in the end. Didn't I just finish the resignation procedures?" Lucy sighed.

Shi Can: "...What about us?"

"It's all right." Lucy stretched her waist, "I can't believe it, the King of Hades actually said it's fine, let's not be an example."

"It's really good news." Wen Renyu relaxed, "I guess there is too much commotion outside Fengdu City, and the King of Hades has no time to take care of us."

Xinglin: "What did Ye Youshen say? Can you find out why the Bana flower suddenly blooms out of control?"

Ye Youshen often haunts the mortal world on weekdays, patrols at night, supervises the good and evil in the world, and often runs errands for the king of Hades to inquire about the news of the mortal world and the underworld.

"I saw him coming out of the Palace of Hades, and I asked him what he found, and he said he didn't know, and told me to ask that unlucky guy who defecated everywhere." Lucy didn't take her eyes off her eyes when she said the last sentence Shi Can.

"..." The unlucky man blushed a little, "Just pee, no shit."

Hearing people say: "You can really do it."

Lucy: "No wonder."

"No wonder what?"

"No wonder Xi Chi wants to leave you." Lucy said.

"What?" Shi Can flashed his tongue, "He wants to fire me?"

"That's right," Lucy shrugged regretfully, "I'm here to talk about quitting you."

Wen Renyu was watching the excitement from the sidelines, and he smiled brightly: "It's strange, it's strange, you are really Qi Chi's nemesis. I have known him for hundreds of years, and I have never seen him miss. This time, he didn’t even catch a brat. I didn’t see him get impatient with any of his subordinates. He was the only one who couldn’t stand him, and yet he was able to see that he couldn’t stand others. You really opened our eyes!”

Shi Can chuckled a few times: "Thank you for the compliment."

If you are fired, doesn't it mean you are unemployed!Doesn't being unemployed mean that you will be kicked out of Fengdu City?

Sissy, shorty ghost, a group of monsters and goblins!Damn it, even though Xichi isn't a good thing, at least he won't be like those crazy ghosts who will go through his back door every now and then!

"I don't want to go." Shi Can thought for a while, feeling blessed, he slapped his thigh and said excitedly, "Sister Lucy, didn't you just say that a programmer was fired, so I can't replace him. Okay, you transfer me to another post!"

"I remember you majored in C++ in college, it's not very good." Lucy said slowly, knocking on the melon seeds.

"Don't!" Shi Can tried his best to sell himself, ignoring his conscience, "I can also throw a little bit of Java, and I fully accept 996! 007 is not negotiable!"

"That doesn't work either," Lucy said, spitting out melon seeds. "Our system is developed in PHP."

"What the hell?" Shi Can discriminated, "Why PHP?"

Lucy heard people say, "You answer him, I haven't come yet."

Wen Renyu recalled for a while: "I once went to hook the soul of a programmer. Before he died, he was still talking about PHP as the best language in the world, so I wrote it down. Later, when we developed the system, we used it exclusively. PHP, is there something wrong?"

Yes, that's right.You guys are right in everything you say.

Forget it, this way is dead.

Xing Lin: "You'd better tell us what happened, maybe we can know how to save it."

"Yes," Wen Renyu agreed, "And what happened to the kid, why didn't you catch him? What happened outside Fengdu City?"

what happened?Say it and scare you to death!

I gave birth to a baby, I want to piss farther than Gui Jianchou, and I almost got fucked by a pervert!

Lucy: "Why are you blushing?"

"No, no!"

"By the way, on the way I came here, I heard their rumors raging." Lucy raised an eyebrow at him, "You told those lonely ghosts outside the city that you had an affair with Xichi, is it true? "

"He said he likes you the most, did he really say that?"

"Also, Xichi has a special hobby, what special hobby?"

12. Weapons

◎He doesn’t eat hard at all and eats a little soft◎

In the end, Shi Can explained the whole story in detail, and under the coercion and lure of the three scheming ghosts, he didn't even miss the details of sesame seeds. At the end, he accused Qi Qi of being late with righteous indignation: "You said Isn't Gui Jianchou too stupid, if I hadn't been so passionate and brave, the mother and her baby would have died!"

"Then did they die in the end?" Wen Renyu rolled his eyes, took out a shriveled orange from nowhere, and threw it away again and again to amuse himself, "Of course Qichi has his reasons for doing this."

What's the point?Shi Can was puzzled.

"Have you ever heard of the principle of dying and rebirth?" Shi Can nodded suspiciously, and then said after hearing the human voice, "The little ghost is entangled with the soul of the baby girl, so under what circumstances is he willing to take the initiative to escape?"

Wen Renyu didn't wait for Shi Can's answer, he threw the orange to him, and continued: "Of course the host is dead, and there is a greater temptation outside."

Xing Lin helped explain: "Qichi didn't really strangle the baby girl, but just used an illusion to fool the brat. As for the messy uh...drink he poured on you, it can be understood as an introduction."

"Introduction?"

"That's right, the little ghost is most familiar with his mother's breath, so when he finds that the host is dead and smells a familiar smell, he will naturally rush towards you without hesitation." Wen Renyu considered his words carefully, "Pounce It was his instinct to seek refuge in what he thought was his mother."

Shi Can was stunned for a moment, then realized: "Can't Xichi splash those dirty things on himself to attract the brat?"

"Of course." Wen Renyu said with a smile, "but he definitely won't do that."

Shi Can couldn't help thinking of those seniors who resigned in anger, and suddenly felt empathy. "Does he do that often?" he asked.

"You're alright." Wen Renyu had no good intentions, and seized the opportunity to provoke him, "Just say Hu Yi, Gui Jianchou hung him upside down on a mass grave for three days and three nights to catch ghouls, As a result, he was gnawed on half of the shoulder, not to mention his old cold leg. Besides, the one before Hu Yi was not much better. When I came out, tsk tsk, my body was full of wax and nail marks, and a rabbit tail was stuck in the back, it was really bruised and there was not a single drop left. And..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Shi Can almost threw up, "Stop talking!"

Lucy couldn't stand it, and pulled Shi Can aside: "Don't scare him, seeing that my probationary period is about to expire, and because of the lateness, the turnover rate remains high, and if this continues, I won't be able to become a regular !"

Shi Can: "Sister Lucy..."

"Don't cry, Canbao." Lucy patted his dog's head, "Sister will find a way to make Xichi keep you!"

"No, I didn't..."

"I understand." Lucy blocked his mouth, "So I came here this time to find a way for you. Even if Xichi wants to drive you away, it will have to wait until I become a regular."

Thank you very much.

Lucy sat down next to him, dug out the orange in his hand, peeled it, and stuffed it for him. Shi Can was so sour that he was forced to swallow it by Lucy covering his mouth. The glamorous soul officer nodded in satisfaction, He took out a tissue and wiped his white and slender hands, and said with a smile: "Qi Chi is a person who eats soft but not hard."

"It's hard and soft." Wen Renyu corrected her.

"Is it annoying?" Lucy pushed him, and then brainwashed Shi Can, "He doesn't eat hard at all, but eats soft, so I thought of a way, a bitter trick."

Shi Can twitched the corner of his mouth.

"Qichi is precious to him for his bracelet. If you go outside the city and retrieve it, maybe he will soften his heart."

"Have you watched too many idol dramas?"