The life and death book system has a bug again

On the side, Fu Er asked, "Are there any vacancies now?"

Lucy sighed, and said, "Just now there is a vacant staff, what's the matter?" The judge chuckled and turned to look at Shi Can: "Young man, don't be impatient, if you want to become a lonely ghost no."

Shi Can turned off the microphone and stopped cursing.

Judge: "Although you can't be reincarnated yet, you can stay in Fengdu City and earn some merit along the way."

"Kindness?" Shi Can was puzzled, "What the hell?"

"Nature is a good thing." The judge took off his glasses, lifted the hem of his clothes and wiped the mirror casually. "Simply put, a person's merits and demerits in his life will have corresponding merits after the end. good."

"Is there such a good thing?" Shi Can became interested, "Then how can I earn merit?"

"Working part-time." Wen Renyu took over the quarrel, "But earning merit in the underworld is a thousand times more difficult than getting into the top [-] bats. It's useless without ten rounds of interviews."

The judge echoed, and asked again: "By the way, Lucy, who owns this position?"

"Hu Yi has resigned." Lucy said with a headache, "I'm sorry to see you."

As soon as the words fell, Wen Renyu grasped Shi Can's hand: "Congratulations, you have been hired!"

Shi Can: "???"

3. Brother worry

◎Isn't he a ghost? ◎

"Party A, Fengdu Ghost City Eighteen-Stories Hell Co., Ltd., and Party B, Shi Can, have entered into this contract after equal negotiation between the two parties in accordance with the Labor Law of Fengdu Ghost Town and relevant laws, regulations, rules, and policies..."

Looking at the labor contract laid out in front of his eyes, Shi Can still couldn't recover. He even began to suspect that it was a scam from beginning to end. Could this be some kind of non-mainstream MLM organization? !

Girl Manli was sitting on the other side of the table with Erlang's legs crossed, fiddling with her mobile phone, seeming to be typing information into it, and muttering mechanically: "There are two copies of the contract, and the post is poorly written. Fill in all the blank spaces. On the last page, sign and stamp."

"Wait, wait..." Shi Can couldn't help interrupting her, "I don't know the specific content of my job yet."

Lucy didn't even raise her head: "It doesn't matter, you have no experience anyway, you have to learn from scratch."

The question jumped directly from job responsibilities to qualifications. Shi Can curled his lips in displeasure, but did not refute. Lucy went on to say: "Sign a three-year contract for the first time, a six-month probationary period, and the merits of the probationary period will be 5000% off. After becoming a regular, the merits will be [-] per month, of course, there will be a commission."

"What happens if you fail the trial period?"

"Rescind the agreement," Lucy paused, "If you are, you should be expelled from Fengdu City and become a poor lonely ghost."

"...Why is there a six-month probationary period, our Yangjian usually has three months." Shi Can tried to bargain, Lucy raised his eyelids and glanced at him: "The longest three-year contract is a six-month probationary period, and Yangjian also has this rule .”

"Damn." Shi Can had no choice but to continue filling out the contract and entry materials, "Why is the remuneration written in the contract 3500 merits?"

"It's all unified," Lucy put down the phone and looked at him. "The contract is all about the basic salary, ah, no, the basic merit, you know the salary, it's usually divided."

Shi Can smiled: "Are we avoiding taxes here?"

"Do not avoid."

"Do you pay five social insurances and one housing fund?"

"No." Lucy tilted her head and frowned, "This is the underworld. If you die, why pay five social insurances and one housing fund?"

"Then why split the salary, and don't worry about the tax bureau and social security bureau investigating!"

Lucy was stunned for a moment, and then said confidently: "I am willing, can't I?"

"Okay, okay." Shi Can filled out the form and handed it to her. Lucy browsed it roughly, and asked curiously when she saw her education background: "You studied computer in college, why do you work in e-commerce after graduation? Aren't programmers more profitable?" ?”

"I wanted to be a programmer at first, but when I went to the interview, I found that all the interviewers were bald," Shi Can said sincerely, "I think, no matter how handsome I am, I can't hold the Mediterranean Sea."

With delicate features and handsome features, Lucy nodded silently.

"Oh yes." Lucy handed him the third document, "The non-compete agreement, you sign it too."

Non-compete agreement?Shi Can was even more surprised: "Oh no, is the non-compete agreement too redundant? Do you think I will change jobs or leave my job to start a competing company? Let alone a second company in the same industry, is there a second company here? ? Don’t tell me that your underworld has been divided into several families!”

"The structure is small." Lucy shook her head nuzui, "Although the underworld is not divided, but now Tianting is also working on an online system, and they poached our best programmers here last month, otherwise there would be so many Is it a bug!"

fuck me?How can it be like this?

"Then being poached by the Heavenly Court, did he go from a ghost to an immortal and rank in the immortal class?!"

This business has to be counted!

Lucy rolled her eyes with fluttering eyelashes: "It's a good idea, the Heavenly Court was fully staffed thousands of years ago, so there's no room for it, and it's just a non-staff person who poached it, but after all, the non-staffed demigods are also It's better than a serious ghost."

Makes sense, then this agreement...

"If you don't sign, I will drive you away now."

"Okay, I'll sign!"

After signing a bunch of documents, Lucy handed him the mobile phone that she had just fiddled with: "This is your office equipment. There is a Hell Know-it-all APP in it. You can find strategies on it for eating, drinking, necessities, food, housing, and transportation. I will also send the rules and regulations to the mailbox. It’s inside, take a closer look at it later, I’ll take you to report to your superior first.”

When the two walked out of the office, Shi Can saw the sign of "Ghost Power Administration Department" hanging on the door. He stepped beside Lucy and asked her, "So you are the HR manager here, HR?"

"Probably." Lucy nodded, "But here my position is called Soul Officer, you can call me Lucy just like them."

It sounds like a local government.

As soon as they stepped down the steps, a ghost ran over in a hurry and grabbed Lucy's sleeve: "Miss Lucy, come with me quickly, Granny Meng is arguing with the salt dealer again, and she is going to smash the stall, you Go and see it!"

"It's only stopped for a few days and it started again!" With a slam on her high heels, Lucy walked forward with small steps. After walking five meters, she suddenly remembered that there was a new employee, and told him step by step, "Where are you?" Stay still and wait for me to come back!"

Then a gust of wind disappeared.

Inexplicably, there was no one guarding the Hall of King of Hell, so Shi Can chose a clean step to sit down, turned on the phone out of boredom, there was only half a page of icons on the phone interface, and the number "1" was hanging brightly on the mailbox, Lucy's email contained More than a dozen documents, from entry manuals to attendance to performance, are more complete than his Yangjian company's system.

Shi Can clicked on the first file. Probably the network speed in the underworld is not very good. The file was loaded for ten seconds before it was displayed. The first thing that catches the eye is the bold and bold "Fengdu Ghost Town Eighteen-story Hell Co., Ltd. Entry Tips" The word, he twitched the corner of his mouth, and scrolled down a page, good guy——

Mission: Let the underworld have no difficult births

Vision: work in heaven

Values: silent, strange, powerful, chaotic

I won't say anything about the first two, you are a fucking ghost town, you are so silent and confused? ?

Shi Can continued to read while making complaints. Although he felt that the corporatization of the underworld was a ridiculous thing, but after thinking about it, didn’t he just change to work in another place, and he didn’t need 996, crowded the subway, and didn’t have to endure stupid bosses and colleagues. important!He has become colleagues with the legendary big shots!How fucking bragging!

Shi, who is a low-level wage earner in the underworld, was complacent, when he heard a "bang" not far away, something fell in front of him, Shi Can was startled suddenly, and the word "fuck" didn't come out yet. He was stunned by the scene in front of him.

Five meters away, a bloody, skinned ghost writhed wildly like a bullfrog on a grill!For a moment, he couldn't even tell whether the ghost was a man, a woman, or a young man. He let out a shrill and sharp scream from his throat, which was more uncomfortable than the sound of fingernails scratching a blackboard.He seemed to want to break free, but in vain, Shi Can relied on himself as a ghost now, so he held back his nausea and took another look, only to find that the ghost had a thumb-thick whip wrapped around his neck, and the whip exuded a sinister aura. With a dark ghostly look, he followed the whip and looked up. At the end of the whip was a hand with distinct bones, and then a vigorous and thin wrist. A silver rope was hung on the wrist, and it seemed that a silver bell was also dropped.As soon as Shi Can's gaze touched it, the silver bell rang out very softly, it was really weird, the sound was so soft, but it could be clearly heard in the skinless ghost's loud roar.

Shi Can speeded up his wandering eyes, and saw the owner of the whip in the next second.

The man was wearing a black mask, and the eyes hidden under the broken hair were examining himself keenly. The left eye said "I don't" and the right eye wrote "I'm so annoying". First cool cover.

"you……"

Die!

Kugai whipped his whip.

Snapped!

Kugai pulled out the skinless ghost's head abruptly.

"...Okay?" Shi Can was completely frightened, what kind of operation is this stupid!Why screw your head when you disagree!What kind of monster is this!I'm going home woo woo woo! ! !

What made Shi Can tremble even more was that the skinless ghost lost his head.