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"Why do you think Sun Wukong can't think about it? He has to go to the Taoist Duobao. Taoist Duobao has been single for tens of thousands of years, and finally has a wife, and he was abducted by Sun Wukong. It's miserable." Haotian shook his head and sighed, and talked with Chi again. Huo began to gossip, "This Sun Wukong has a rough face and a thunderous mouth. He has rough hands and feet. He is not as good-looking as Taoist Duobao. Does his wife have a bit of a bad taste..."

Chi Huo hooked his hands at Haotian, "I have an exclusive secret, do you want to hear it?"

Haotian couldn't wait to get close to Chi Huo, he laughed and said, "Senior sister really deserves to be an all-powerful figure, and I can't hide anything from my senior sister."

Chi Huo chuckled, "My concubine is still having an affair with Donghuang Taiyi, is it unexpected? Surprised or not?"

Haotian's expression was stiff, and he said with a dry smile, "Senior sister really likes to joke."

Chi Huo was serious, "An honest man never tells a lie."

Haotian wanted to slip away.The conscience of heaven and earth, no matter how much he gossips, he will never gossip about Chi Huo, and even share it with the client, Haotian is so regretful that his intestines are green, "Senior sister, I still have some business..."

Chi Huo was exceptionally enthusiastic, "If there is something for the subordinates to do, what else would they do with raising them. Isn't Junior Brother curious about Monkey King, let's go and have a look together."

Haotian cried and was dragged away by Chihuo, and before leaving, he desperately winked at the fairy.

Go and invite the Queen Mother!

In addition, Sun Wukong, who was recruited by the Heavenly Court, had non-Bai Zhuyu in front of him. Sun Wukong took the position of Bi Mawen with great care. He not only asked about the daily schedule in detail, but also went to see Tianma in person. He concluded that Bi Mawen was indeed an idle job. , less work, just jogging around every day.

It’s just that they are not very respected... After contacting several Xingjun one after another, Sun Wukong realized that no matter how stupid he is, fuck you Bi Mawen, how could Sun Wukong bear this shame, he went to Taibai Jinxing and strongly demanded to resign.After Taibai Jinxing asked about the situation, he expressed embarrassment that resignation still had to go through a process, and he would not be able to leave for a while, why don't you wait a few days, Dasheng?

As a civilized monkey, Monkey King endured it.

Heavenly Court is indeed a good place. As long as a civil servant has an iron job, as long as he is an official, he will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of his life. It can be said that as long as you don’t make big mistakes, Heavenly Court is with you, and Heavenly Court is dead... This Emperor of Heaven doesn’t like to cause trouble, no matter what. The previous Demon Emperor was brutal.

Now that the Heavenly Court is no longer what it used to be, Haotian and Yaochi are truly above ten thousand people, and there are groups of immortals below, sharing a lot of affairs for Haotian and Yaochi.However, the more people there are, the more troubles there will be.The staff of the Heavenly Court is very complicated. In terms of time, there is the oldest monster clan, headed by Chang Xi and Jiutian Xuannv, who occupy the best positions and do not work; For example, Yaochi and the like, they are cultivated and capable, and they are considered elites; the lower ones are those who came up by conferring gods, those who have human race, those who teach, and those who teach from the West. This group is divided into several factions, and the Western religion occupies The big head is not in line with the cut-off teaching, and they are in their own way. They are the middle-level personnel of the heavenly court. They are busy, not particularly busy, and they are not too busy. Otherwise, where is the energy to make troubles? They can form a confrontation with casual cultivators, but they dare not confront the monster clan head-on.It can be said that the Western Sect and the Loose Cultivator have formed two major forces in the Heavenly Court, evenly matched, and they are constantly attracting newcomers to strengthen their own team.

Haotian and Yaochi turned a blind eye to this, and the most important thing to be a superior person is the way of balance. As for whether Zhunti will be heartbroken when he sees his former congregation become old fritters soaked in officialdom, it doesn't matter at all. It is within the consideration of Haotian and Yaochi.

Everyone is theirs, and they still want to go back, dreaming.

In addition to the Western teachers, there are also a few Jiejiao, they have idle positions, they belong to those who sit in the office, read newspapers, drink tea and chat, and wait for their pensions.In view of the fact that there is a murderous Tongtian leader behind these few, everyone kept silent about it.

It is good to have a backing.

The rest of the human race is more unlucky. Like Nezha, who has his own strength and is a disciple of the teaching, the Western religion dare not move, and he is still free.The rest were either forced to stand in line, or they were assigned to some corner without any sense of existence.

It is a wise choice for Yang Jian not to go to Heaven. The relationship in Heaven is really too messy. If you bump into someone at random, they may be big bosses of some school or faction. It would be confusing to be demoted later.

For example, Chang Xi, who is now misrepresented as Chang'e, the old man knows that this Taiyin star king has explosive combat power, and likes to cut off the heads of his enemies as lamps. On the human side, Chang'e's life is so miserable, and she will never meet Hou Yi forever.

What else is Yao Ji is the younger sister of the Jade Emperor? The queen mother can't see Yao Ji's son Yang Jian getting famous, so Yang Jian is not allowed to serve in the heavenly court.

In addition, the old man Taishang Laojun practiced alchemy all day long, and he couldn't see any advantages, but he was respected by many people. There must be dirty deals here.

Sun Wukong came up to be the Bi Mawen, except that Jiejiao made troubles in it, and Haotian also had a trace of selfishness. The development of the Heavenly Court is now complicated, the relationship between the personnel is complicated, the top and the bottom are in collusion, and the Western Cult has the momentum to challenge Haotian.This makes Haotian very upset, you Western sect can fight with loose cultivators, but you can't bear to step on him.Although he, Haotian, is a little short in front of the saint, it's not up to you scumbags to laugh at him.

At this time, Sun Wukong came into Haotian's eyes. Sun Wukong neither belonged to Jiejiao, nor did he belong to Explanatory Teaching.

But... Monkey King's ancestor is Chi Huo.

He was forced to go to the theater by Chi Huo, Haotian was very hard, and squatted on the cloud head to discuss with Chi Huo, "Senior Sister, I will let Monkey King go back now."

He shouldn't have reached out to Chi Huo, thinking about Zhunti, and thinking about the current Western religion, Haotian shivered.

Chi Huo swept Haotian away, "Tell me the truth."

Haotian explained all his plans, and finally apologized to Chi Huo again, "Senior Sister, I was really wrong."

Chi Huo was thoughtful, according to Haotian's plan, it is certain that Sun Wukong will be punished. In this way, Sun Wukong hates the Heavenly Court and seeks refuge in the Western Sect. Then he will go on a trip to the West. The Western Sect will become a general and become famous again in the world. Wave.

Chi Huo felt uncomfortable, and hooked his shoulders with Haotian, "Junior brother, you and I have been together for tens of thousands of years, and we are both master's disciples..."

Haotian lamented in his heart, here it comes.

Sun Wukong, who was about to resign and quit, engaged in passive sabotage, leaving the work of walking horses to the people below, and wandered around in the heaven all day long. As a monkey with taste that deviated from earth-level interests, Monkey King never wandered around in any mess He only loves to squat in the peach garden of the Queen Mother.

Flat peaches grow slowly and mature in stages. There is a big difference between early maturity and late maturity. For ordinary people, eating a flat peach can achieve immortality and immortality. For immortals like Monkey King, eating flat peaches is not much different from eating ordinary peaches. .To put it bluntly, the peaches grown by the queen mother are relatively high quality.

Monkey King will slip into the peach garden, purely greedy.

Monkeys love peaches for thousands of years. Sun Wukong is more attentive to the flat peaches in this garden than the Seven Fairies. He even named the peaches. If he is free, he will come and see if they are ripe. To settle accounts with that person.

Fortunately, no one in the heaven dared to steal the Queen Mother's flat peaches, so Monkey King has no use for it for the time being.Today he came to the Peach Garden to count the peaches as usual, and after counting, he found that Xiao Er, who was about to grow up, was gone. He was so angry that Sun Wukong swung the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, intending to settle the peach thief. As soon as he left the Peach Garden, he saw several fairies surrounding him. There was a Taoist boy, and the leading fairy pulled the Taoist boy to prevent him from leaving.

"Tell me, did you steal the flat peach?"

Dao Tongsheng is well-behaved and cute, with a serious face, and was caught by the fairy with a helpless expression, "Can picking your own flat peaches be called stealing?"

The fairy laughed back angrily, "Why don't you go to Lingxiao Palace to steal the Jade Emperor's robe, the whole heaven is your home."

Daotong was choked by the fairy and had nothing to say, "I ate everything, what else do you want?"

The fairy was half-deadly pissed off by Daotong's indifferent attitude, "Which palace are you from!"

Daotong lacked confidence, so he choked out a sentence under the persecution of the fairy, "It's from Tushita Palace."

Another younger fairy jumped out, "Nonsense, I've never seen you in Tushita Palace."

"Okay, you are still lying, see if I don't beat you."

Dao Tong hugged his head, "Don't hit, don't hit, I say it's okay, I'm from Zixiao Palace."

How can a fairy believe in a child's words, how can there be a Zixiao Palace in the heavenly court, and raised her hand high, "Stealing peaches and lying, see if I don't beat you."

Sun Wukong couldn't stand it anymore, a group of women bullying a child is nothing, he jumped out from behind the tree, and pointed at the fairies with the golden cudgel, "Stop it all."

The fairy recognized Sun Wukong and knew he was Bi Mawen, a petty official who raised horses for the Jade Emperor. He didn't walk the horse all day long and went to the Peach Garden to see peaches. She had complained to Monkey King for a long time. , That is, self-stealing.

"Monkey King, what are you doing here!"

Monkey King pulled the man behind him, frowned and said, "It's just a child, why are you being so aggressive?"

The fairy sneered, "What do you know, every peach in this flat peach garden has been registered, if there is one less queen mother to ask, we are the ones who suffer."

Daotong murmured in the background, "How can she have the time to take care of Taozi?"

The fairy stared, and wanted to pull him over to beat him up, but with Monkey King's golden cudgel, she could only grit her teeth and stomp her feet, "Sun Wukong, I advise you not to interfere, or you will go back and read a book, and your black hat will be lost."

Sun Wukong said, "Then hurry up and submit the paper, my old grandson doesn't want to stay in this heaven for a long time."

Seeing that Dafa failed in the complaint, and she couldn't beat Monkey King, the fairy could only leave with hatred. Before leaving, she put down her harsh words, "You wait for me."

Sun Wukong stood with a golden cudgel in his hand, "Come on, Miss Fairy."

When the fairy ran away in anger, Sun Wukong squatted down and looked at Daotong. Seeing his uneasy expression, he patted his shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, my grandson will protect you."

Dao Tong pursed his lips and said nothing.

After leaving the Peach Garden, Yu'er became more and more angry. She thought she was as beautiful as a flower, but one day she was called "big sister" by a monkey. How could she bear it? Tong lied about the name of the palace, saying that there was no such thing as Zixiao Palace, and asked the Queen Mother to investigate the matter thoroughly.

Yao Chi didn't raise her eyelids after hearing this, and said in a moderate voice, "Yu'er, I am entertaining distinguished guests."

Yu'er looked up, and saw a female cultivator sitting opposite the Yaochi, the breath in her body was completely restrained, like a sword sheathed, no brilliance could be seen.She doesn't think this female cultivator is very powerful, but she just thinks that this person looks mediocre, not as good-looking as her, and she is definitely not a powerful person, so Jiao Didi acted like a baby to Yao Chi.

"Miss."

Yaochi raised his eyes and softly called Baishui Sunu to enter, "Su Nu, press Yu'er to Zhanxiantai and hand it over to Jiutian Xuannv."

Yu'er was so scared that her face turned pale, and she quickly kowtowed to beg for mercy. Bai Shuisu, who was always kind, couldn't bear it and said, "Mother, only immortals who have committed serious crimes will be forced to beheaded to the immortal platform."

Nine Heavens Xuannv is not a vegetarian, and the most basic thing is to remove the bones of the immortals who fall into her hands. Those who are light will re-enter reincarnation, and those who are serious will never be immortals.

Yao Chi said indifferently, "Isn't the crime of insulting the Jade Emperor enough?"

Seeing that the two people in the seat didn't respond, she added another one, "It will be a higher crime to bump into Chi Huo, and tell Xuannv not to be soft."

Chi Huo, who was sitting opposite Yaochi, said calmly, "You are not qualified as a fairy."

Yaochi smiled sweetly, "Let senior sister see the joke."

If it is said that the crime of insulting the Jade Emperor makes Yu'er wronged, and Chi Huo sitting in front of her leaves Yu'er with nothing to say, how can it be an ordinary character who can be called a senior sister by the Queen Mother.

Yu'er lost all her strength and slumped on the ground with a look of despair.

She is finished.

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