I cook food in Honghuang

After a long time, the sanctified Chi Huo went to the world for a walk. After three days and three nights in the Internet cafe, Chi Huo was politely invited out by the network administrator.

Saints are desperate to play games.Especially Chihuo, who was addicted to the Gwent brand, was as sad as Zhunti copied her lair after being cut off by the network administrator.She really wants to tell the webmaster that I have money, please let me in, her Geralt is still waiting for her.

But it's not a problem to be addicted to playing games in Internet cafes every day.After being found by Monkey King and asked to return to Yingzhou, Chi Huo ran to Kunlun Mountain and strongly demanded to pull the network cable.

In the 21st century, why do you still live in the mountains?

Tong Tian put his hands in his sleeves, and when he saw Chi Huo, he said to him, "Why are you down, Chi Huo, how is the master doing recently, do you want to come and play tricks?"

Looking at the two Daogu Xianfeng bosses behind Tongtian, Chi Huo said, "The four of us can't drive."

Tong Tian said that was not a problem, and shouted outside the door, "Xuandu, the fifth row is black."

A handsome young man stepped into the hall and smiled slightly when he saw Chi Huo, "Master, is he going up or down?"

Chi Huo: Xuandu, you have also fallen.

Sanqing muttered there, Tongtian said he wanted to play wild, Yuanshi scolded Tongtian for playing wild chicken, and gave away heads, Tongtian said that the second brother, you ADC, always robbed me of money, and started arguing without saying a few words.

The point is not that Tongtian is a wild vegetable hunter. Chi Huo stared at the full signal on his mobile phone, very puzzled, "Where does the signal come from Kunlun Mountain?"

After the Conferred Gods ended, everyone didn't have much contact with the human world. They squatted at home and worked overtime. Everyone played whatever you wanted.

Tong Tian looked pitifully, "Come down if you have time, Zixiao Palace is so boring."

Tong Tian swears that he didn't mean anything else when he said this, just to let Chi Huo walk more, but the hair on his back stood up, which made Tong Tian look at Yuan Shi more, wondering if Yuan Shi was trying to steal his hero.

After the fifth row started, Chi Huo was given the status of an assistant, and he followed Lao Tzu down the road, and Tong Tian poked the screen there, talking and chatting, "You don't know, the human race has made a lot of stuff these years, Patriarch Styx thinks Interesting, what kind of blood sea alliance has been formed with a group of ghosts, and they are not doing their jobs all day long...Second brother, you steal my blue!"

Yuanshi raised his eyelids, and a smile appeared on his jade-like face, "A mistake."

He was so angry that he wanted to kill his brother, ran to the opposite side to grab the mana, and killed an ADC by the way, ignoring Yuan Shi in the middle, and continued to talk to Chi Huo, "The Asuras don't chant scriptures anymore, and they ask people all day if they want to install broadband?"

Seeing Xuandu stealing blood silently on the road, Chi Huo vaguely felt that Penglai was Asura's first client.Because judging from Xuandu's technique, he is not a novice at all. This position, this operation, it looks like an otaku who never leaves his mobile phone all day long.

Chi Huo, "You agree?"

Tong Tian, ​​"Yeah, second brother, you stole my head!"

Guys like Saints are the ones who have no sense of time. A group of people are forced to go offline by the system, and they call all day long, scolding the person on the other end of the phone, "You can't even change the code, what, you've been hacked again, You are still a hacker with this technology, and you will embarrass me as an interceptor."

Use your toes to guess that the other party is Zhao Gongming, because this guy has failed in mathematics all the year round and is taken care of by Tongtian.

Here, Tongtian was teaching Zhao Gongming a lesson. Yuanshi touched his phone and didn’t know why he was there. Stay in Xugong for a few days, play Nintendo?"

Chi Huo let out a dry cough, twitching, "I'm Suo Fen."

Tongtian:  …

When the Chou family met, they each snorted coldly and left one on the left and one on the right.Yuan Shi followed behind Tong Tian, ​​flipped through a few pages with his mobile phone, and jumped directly to the last chapter to score a negative score.

'The protagonist is brain-dead, and the author is hydrology, so there is no explanation for the negative score. '

After a while, a tall building was built under the ground, and Yuan Shi deliberately selected a few replies, and it was bloody again in a blink of an eye.

Yuan Shi was in a better mood, but Guang Chengzi, the author himself, was suffering. He stared at the big negative score and hugged the wig to hurt the spring and autumn.

How does it feel to have a master who is dedicated to blackmailing you?

Others don't know, but Guang Chengzi knows anyway, he is bald again.

Chi Huo and Tong Tian have been stinking since they preached in Zixiao Palace. Squatting together, Yuanshi couldn't understand the game he was playing, so Yuanshi pulled Yuding, who was proficient in games, over, and after shaking it around, Yuding talked to Yuanshi.

"Master, forgive me for my ignorance."

Yuan Shi was unhappy, "Didn't you drag Yang Jian to play games all day long, don't you know what Tongtian is playing?"

Yu Ding thought to himself that he didn't play that game at all, it was not as fun as pesticides.But he is clever, "Master, I don't know. This eve is at the top of the game chain. Without great perseverance, a person with great wisdom can't persevere at all."

Yu Ding flattered him quietly, and Yuan Shi felt at ease, thinking to himself that my younger brother is indeed the best, and he is the best at playing games.

Immediately rewarded Yuding with a dozen magic weapons, and told Yuding not to play live broadcast all day, it was indecent.

Yu Ding nodded in agreement, but forgot about it when he turned his head.

Tong Tian and Chi Huo squatted in front of the computer day and night, after playing this and that, the host was overwhelmed and scrapped.Tong Tian saw that it was okay, and murmured to ask his disciples to build a host machine. Turning his head, Chi Huo looked hopeless, and asked concerned, "What's wrong?"

Chi Huo's sadness flowed upstream like a river, "No save."

The most painful thing in the world is that you are about to clear the level and the power is cut off.

Depressed, Chi Huo didn't want to touch games for the time being. She remembered that the person from Zixiao Palace hadn't eaten for several years, bid farewell to Tongtian and obediently returned to Zixiao Palace. At the door, I specially caught Chi Huo, the rabbit.

"master."

Hongjun smiled, "Is it fun outside?"

Chi Huo opened his eyes and said nonsense, "I discuss Taoism with Tongtian."

Hongjun, "Oh, he still talks about Taoism after being sanctified, and he loves to learn."

Chi Huo smiled guiltily. Among the saints, she and Tong Tian hated listening to sermons the most. Ever since Chi Huo became a saint hundreds of years ago, Hongjun couldn't hold her back, let alone stay honestly in Zixiao Palace to listen to sermons.Talking about Taoism with Tongtian, fooling around together is almost the same.

Seeing that Hongjun was about to lecture again, Chi Huo quickly took the initiative, "Master, I think it is much more convenient for Yuxu Palace to provide broadband, let's Zixiao Palace also use it."

Hongjun had no feelings for the human race, and even dismissed the things invented by the human race. Chi Huo said that he wanted to get a broadband.Hongjun asked, "What's the use?"

Chi Huo, "Watch dramas, follow novels and play games..."

There is no need to chase stars, there is no one in Jiejiao, they are much better-looking than those stars when they are pulled out casually.

Seeing that Hongjun's eyes became more and more dangerous, Chi Huo shuddered, "Master, I miss Tongtian very much. When I have broadband, I can chat face-to-face with Tongtian via video chat, and discuss things."

Hongjun looked at Chihuo for a long time, and said, "Yes."

Chi Huo was dripping with cold sweat, thinking to himself that a dead fellow Taoist would not die a poor daoist, I am doing this for your own good.

With Hongjun's permission, Chi Huo let go of his hands and feet, wanting to find the best one, thinking that the group of Jiejiao are all talented people, and even played hacking, Chi Huo found Duobao, and said that he wanted to build a broadband in Zixiao Palace, Get some wireless or something.For the safety and personal freedom of your venerable, please be perfect.

The difference between Zixiao Palace and Yuxu Palace is that the wife of Zixiao Palace is too far away, and she can't go up without a certain level of cultivation.Not to mention asking those Asuras to install broadband, Duobao ran to ask the ancestor Minghe after receiving this task. Out of energy.Duobao discussed with Tongtian.Finally, Tongtian led a group of Jiejiao disciples to knock on the door of Zixiao Palace, and said obediently.

"Master, I will install a broadband and leave."

Hongjun swept across the group of intercepting disciples behind Tongtian, "If there is something to do, I will do my best."

After all, he took Tongtian to investigate his homework.

Tongtian: He is the one who installs broadband!

Chi Huo once again succeeded in attracting misfortune, and discussed with Duobao about building a game room in Zixiao Palace. Everything is matched by two people, and she wants to bring her own old master to play.

Zixiao Palace is located in the Jiuchongtian, and the signal cannot be received. It took ten years for Jiejiao disciples to succeed. With the signal, everything is easy to do, and a wireless game room was born accordingly. Duobao also asked Chi Huo if he wanted to install one Dance machine, you can exercise if you have nothing to do.

Si Zhai Chihuo refused, and she could accept Nintendo, and the dance machine should not appear in front of her.

When the disciple of Jiejiao retired after finishing his work, Tongtian was in a daze, listlessly saying goodbye to Chihuo, looking like he was going to be depressed for a while.

Chi Huo happily sent Tong Tian away, and couldn't wait to update the game on Steam. From the corner of his eye, he saw Hongjun standing beside him. With a thought, he closed Steam and boarded the evil Ji San. He said with a mysterious smile, "Master, are you Zha Ji San?"

Hongjun watched the game as if he was watching Donghuang Taiyi. He had no interest in talking about it, but Chi Huo became enthusiastic, and Hongjun couldn't help it. He almost pulled his sleeves and acted like a baby. After logging into the game and choosing a school for himself, when it was his turn to choose a name, Chi Huo asked the game idiot Hongjun, "What name does the master want to choose?"

Hongjun stared at the figure in the blue and white Taoist robe on the screen, expressionless, "Luo Hu."

Chi Huo shook his hand, he really deserved to be a master, even if he wore a vest, he knew he was an enemy, if he was chased and killed in the future, he would scold Luo Huo as well.

It's a pity that Luo Hu's ID has already been taken, so Chi Huo thought about it and added a few words.

Wujun Luohu.

The system prompts that the pass is successful.

After teaching Hongjun the basic operations, Chi Huo went back to toss her account again. She looked at Hongjun who was sitting next to her, and after a change of heart, she built a petite and cute Wanhua loli, ID: Carrot Loves to Eat rabbit.

When Chi Huo left the place of birth, the Taoist priest named Wujun Luohu stood motionless on the NPC. The Taoist priest in the game looked left and right.

"master?"

Hongjun turned to Chi Huo, "It's quite similar to Yao Chi."

Chi Huo thought to himself, how does this system look like Yaochi.

Hongjun didn't dare to object when Chi Huo said that, so he laughed twice.Then he looked at Wujun Luohu with a dazed expression. It seemed that she was the owner of the Lolita.

Seeing that Hongjun was playing seriously, Chi Huo couldn't say anything. The two stumbled out of Xinshou Village, one went to Huashan, the other Wanhua Valley, one fell to his death every day, and the other reached the full level of speed, turned around and squatted in the wild.

Originally, Chi Huo played Jisan to accompany Hongjun, but within a few days Hongjun let her play while Chi Huo thought about it, and then got off Jisan and went to "Civilization 6".

The sun star went down and up again, and Chi Huo successfully started from scratch, developed agriculture and military, and was ready to sharpen his sword and start a war.Hongjun is still struggling to reach level 60, poking mobs seriously with a brush, Chi Huo watched it for a while, and went to the game to help Hongjun level up.

Chihuo was not online during this period, so Duobao took care of the account. Duobao thought that this account belonged to Chihuo, equipped with the best weapons and the most expensive appearance, and Chihuo was almost blinded when he went online.Holy crap, who is the Taoist priest?

Opening the backpack, he saw that there were still two mysterious crystals. Seeing that Chi Huo was online, Duobao ran to claim credit, saying that the lord, I have checked that Chunyang has two sects, one is called Wuqingyuan, and the other is called Scumbag.

Chi Huo stared at it for a while, then typed a few words slowly, "No scumbag, single by ability."

After chatting with Duobao, Chi Huo learned that most of the Jiejiao disciples also came to this game, and occasionally they could meet people from the Heavenly Court. Shura established a pure Ming sect gang, obsessed with stealing heads in the wild.

Chi Huo listened with gusto, and turned his head to ask Hongjun, "Master, do you want to just reach the full level? Tongtian and the others are also in the game, and it doesn't cost money to bring the master back to brush the dungeon."

The loli on the screen flew halfway and fell straight down. After a scream, there was another corpse in the Valley of Flowers. Hongjun moved away from the screen and asked Chi Huo, "Tongtian?"

Chi Huo nodded, opened the gang and took a look, "Yuan Shi and the others are also there."

While talking about Carrot Loves Rabbit and being whispered one after another, Chi Huo poked his head over to see a hidden sword walking around beside Carrot Love Rabbit, sending a few messages from time to time.

'Fell to death again? '

'So stupid? '

'Hand disabled. '

'Do you want to be my apprentice? '

'I will protect you'

Hongjun sneered, "There are so many acquaintances."

Looking at the ID above Zang Jian's head, and seeing the familiar tone, Chi Huo fell silent.

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The stem of this chapter:

Gwent, a small game in The Witcher 3, became an independent game because of its popularity.

Geralt, protagonist of The Witcher 3

eve, a game that exists at the top of the game's contempt chain.Games despise chains, for example, those who play Dota despise playing League of Legends, those who play League of Legends despise those who play Glory of Kings, and those who play Eve despise all games

steam, can be regarded as a game mall, there are many games in it

Nintendo and Sony, the two major game console manufacturers, players despise each other. Tongtian asked Chihuo if he played Nintendo, and Chihuo replied that she was a Sony fan.is actually declaring war

Stand-alone games need to be archived, otherwise you have to start from scratch, if you are about to pass the power off, emmm, let me know about it on Tiantai

Simply put, "Civilization 6" is a game that allows you to see the sun at 5 o'clock in the morning. This game is easy to get addicted to. Like the name of the game, players can create their own civilization in the game and then fight with other civilizations.

Dancing machine, as the name suggests, is a dancing game machine. To follow the music, you need to step on the nodes, and the amount of exercise is relatively large, so Chihuo rejected it.

sugar:

Wu Jun Luo Hou is a character in the puppet show Pili, nicknamed carrot.His counterpart is Huang Quan, nicknamed Rabbit.So Chihuo's game ID is Carrot Loves Rabbit. (Actually, Wujun Luohu may not be able to register)

The other two Glory of Kings and Jianwangsan only explain a few.

Sanqing beat King of Glory very well, and Tongtian was the best.

Jian Wang San (Ji San), Chun Yang is a Taoist sect, divided into two factions, Jian Chun (no love), Qi Chun (many scumbags), Chi Huo answered no scumbags, she is single based on her ability, she pointed out that she plays swords Pure, and the other thing is Daozu.Wanhua is a healing sect, and Chi Huo originally wanted to be the only nanny behind Daozu, but in the end...

In addition, Wanhua and Chunyang are official matches.

Xuan Jing: In the Jianwang III game, you can't buy things with money, and without money, you can't buy them even if you don't have money!

Guild, that is, a guild, an organization in the game, the Pure Mingjiao Guild, a group of assassins, basically does not do good things

Cangjian, one of the three basic sects, is nicknamed the yellow chicken because of its setting of wealth, and most of the school uniforms are golden yellow.

Get to know the Three-legged Golden Crow

Author: A good boy who is addicted to codewords and does not play games

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