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Believing that Empress Chi Huo would hold herself in her hands as a treasure, Xuanyuan felt that she was a fool.

Shen Nong, who was sitting by the side reading a book, was helpless, "If you want to be more open, at least you have become the disciple of Empress Chi Huo."

Chi Huo is really strict in recruiting disciples. Up to now, there is only one Yi Ya, and Duo Bao can only be regarded as half a Taoist boy, because he is under the name of Tong Tian.

Xuanyuan, who was rubbing his underpants, didn't want to say more. He saw Shennong holding "May Three" all day long, and he felt sour, "Of course I can't compare to you."

A digger can read and write, but he, the son of the patriarch, is still struggling to survive. It would be a lie to say that he is not jealous.

Shennong was embarrassed to close "Five Three", seeing that Xuanyuan was about to become a resentful woman, he comforted him, "If you want to learn, how about going to class with me tomorrow."

Xuanyuan turned half of his face, "Senior Brother Duobao is going to teach you a class alone, how dare I go."

After coming to Yingzhou these days, he found out the situation in Yingzhou.Except for the absent leader of Tongtian, Jiejiao is respected by Duobao. It is said that Duobao single-handedly led the disciples of Jiejiao.

Now that Duobao is giving Shennong small talk all day long, he is going to be jealous to death.Chi Huo himself does not teach others in class. If he wants to study the Fa, he can only learn from Duobao.

Xuanyuan wanted to study the Fa and went crazy.The last time I went out with Shennong, I saw the wild flowers and weeds on the roadside being trampled by people, and Shennong's skillful rejuvenation directly gave birth to a towering tree, Xuanyuan's eyes were about to pop out.

The conscience of heaven and earth, Shennong couldn't even write his own name before.

Shennong scratched his head and smiled extraordinarily honestly, "It's not just me, there's also Fuxi."

Xuanyuan answered, "Just the little sister who follows Senior Brother Duobao every day."

Shennong nodded, and out of the friendship he grew up wearing the same pair of crotch pants, he kindly told Xuanyuan, "It's Senior Brother Fuxi, don't make a mistake."

"Master...brother." Xuanyuan frowned, in his opinion, Fuxi is small, wearing a small skirt every day, and wearing more gorgeous than Chihuo, you said Fuxi is a boy.

Xuanyuan is a little skeptical about life.

Shen Nong said, "Tomorrow we will have class together."

Xuanyuan became hypocritical, "Brother Duobao didn't let me go."

Shen Nong was very enthusiastic, "Brother Duobao is a very nice person, and I welcome students to come to attend classes."

With Shennong's words, Xuanyuan felt itchy in his heart, half as a test, "Then I will send you to class tomorrow."

Shen Nong nodded cheerfully, "When will you finish washing? Let's go back early."

Mentioning this, Xuanyuan expressed bitterness and hatred, and vented his depression on the washboard.

Duobao has been with Chihuo for many years, and his three views are gradually being distorted by Chihuo. Some aspects are particularly dark, such as Chihuo accepting disciples, and Yi Ya is a woman. .Chi Huo looked at him with admiration, assigned homework by himself, and ran to see Xuanyuan's situation every three days, saying that he wanted to hone Xuanyuan's temperament.Duobao is jealous, but Xuanyuan is the future emperor, and Duobao can't do anything to him.

But there is also a good side. Duobao has inherited Tongtian's concept of teaching without discrimination, basically he will not hide it privately, and he will not drive away those who are willing to come to attend lectures.Shi Ji is an example. When she first started teaching, she worked very hard, eating, drinking, and messing around in the classroom. Seeing her working so hard, Duobao paid special attention to it.Thinking about whether he can teach a master sister, he can relax a bit.

Later, with the deepening of the content, Shiji, like thousands of girls in later generations, was tortured to death by high mathematics, but Duobao gave lectures very quickly, often before he understood one question, the next question was finished.After failing the high math test, Shiji has to make a detour when he sees Duobao.

too frightening.

The next day, Duobao went to class and saw that there was a timid Xuanyuan in the class, so he took out a textbook and said to Fuxi and Shennongdao, "Today we will talk about calculus."

"Let the function y=f(x) be defined in some interval..."

After half an hour, Fu Xi's expression gradually became solemn, and he quickly calculated on the paper with his pen, seemingly with ease.

Shen Nong struggled to chew on the textbooks. He was the type who lacked talent and worked hard to make up for it.As for Xuanyuan...

who I am?Where am I?What am I doing?

After half a class, seeing that he didn't understand anything, Xuanyuan became anxious, "Brother, what's the use of us learning this thing?"

Duobao stopped talking, and the two people in the front row turned their heads to look at Xuanyuan. Shennong was better, and his eyes signaled Xuanyuan to stop making trouble.Fuxi was very straightforward, with contempt written all over his face.

Duobao said, "We have the Zhuxian Sword Formation that can't be broken unless the Four Sages join forces. In addition, there are Jiuqu Yellow River Formation, Ten Thousand Immortal Formation, etc. The leader is proficient in formations, so naturally disciples can't embarrass the leader. At least one or two original formations are required."

Xuanyuan asked, "What does that have to do with high mathematics?"

Duobao looked calm, "Develop your brain with high numbers, so that your formations are elegant and tasteful. Suppose I want to trap a monk. I know that the opponent's realm is a big Luo Jinxian, and he is good at long-range attacks. His weakness is that his skin is fragile. In the case of how many magic weapons. You can use the Penrose ladder to confuse the opponent."

Duobao took out a magic weapon and smiled, "How tall are you?"

Xuanyuan was taken aback by the words, "One seven six."

Duobao commented on Xuanyuan's height, "Level three disabled."

He set up a stream of spiritual power in the air, threw out the magic weapon in his hand, and instantly the whole classroom deformed, his feet rumbled, and steps appeared in front of Xuanyuan. Xuanyuan kept climbing the stairs like a demon, and finally climbed to the highest point , look down and there are stairs.

He wanted to stop, but his legs didn't listen. After a while, Xuanyuan was dripping with sweat and had to shout, "Senior Brother Duobao, I was wrong."

Duobao, who was outside the formation, swept the two of them away, "What did you hear?"

The two shook their heads again and again, no, they didn't hear anything.

That night, Xuanyuan dreamed of climbing stairs.

Having such an experience, Xuanyuan would shy away from Duobao when he saw Duobao, let alone go to class.Seeing that Xuanyuan went back to the stream to wash his underpants, Shennong suggested, "How about you learn from Senior Sister Yi Ya?"

Yi Ya is under Chi Huo's sect, he doesn't have much contact with Duobao, he is gentle and has a good relationship with anyone.

Xuanyuan originally wanted to refuse, but thinking of Yi Ya's big breasts, small waist, and two straight long legs, he swallowed and went to find Yi Ya the next day.

Yi Ya was moving things in the warehouse, Xuanyuan saw Yi Ya busy all by himself, and said enthusiastically, "Senior Sister, I'll help you."

After saying that, he bent down to pick up the wooden box, only to hear a click, Xuanyuan supported his waist not to move.

Yi Ya came over and asked concerned, "Junior brother, are you alright?"

Seeing the three boxes in Yi Ya's hand, Xuanyuan forced a smile, "I'm fine."

It just flashed to the waist.

One afternoon, he watched Yi Ya go in and out by himself, tidy up his things neatly, his waist was not sore, his legs didn't hurt, and he was full of energy. The knife fell in one go, without blinking an eyelid.

Xuanyuan slipped away in despair.

After his waist healed, he went back to the stream to wash his underpants. Seeing that Xuanyuan's heart was ashamed, Shennong persuaded Xuanyuan, "It's really impossible to hang around for a few years, and bring some magic weapons back. If we can't beat them, we still have magic weapons."

Xuanyuan nodded, "You're right, you can't lose in a fight if you can't do anything else."

He wants to improve his fighting skills.

Shennong:?

In view of the fierce fighting power of the few above him, Xuanyuan played cleverly and asked about the seniority of the disciples of Jiejiao, thinking that he was extremely wise, and challenged Shiji, who joined the sect the latest.

Xuanyuan felt that since Shi Ji entered the teaching late, she must not have learned very well. I heard that she doesn't have a talisman yet.At that time, I have to obediently call myself Brother Xuanyuan.

Xuanyuan was full of ambition, and asked Shiji to meet in the grove on a sunny morning. Seeing Shiji's outstanding appearance, gentle and delicate, he felt itchy in his heart, "Senior sister Shiji, let's start."

Shi Ji was embarrassed by Xuanyuan's look, and nodded shyly.

then……

"Monkey steals peaches!"

"Ow!"

There was a hog-killing scream in the grove, Xuanyuan covered his crotch and bent into a shrimp, but he forced a smile, "Senior Sister Shiji is very strong in martial arts, I am no match for Senior Sister Shiji."

Shi Ji was not very embarrassed, seeing Xuanyuan's distorted expression, she kindly said. "How about I blow it to you."

Xuanyuan waved his hand, unable to maintain his expression any longer, and ran away in small steps.

The female cultivator who cut off the teaching is too cruel!

Xuanyuan was devastated by the successive blows, and after recovering from his injuries, he ran to Chi Huo and begged Chi Huo to let him go back.

Chi Huo was a little surprised, "Is Yingzhou not good?"

The underpants have been washed for half a year, and they left on the first day, why do they say they don't want to stay now?

Xuanyuan shook his head, and told what happened during this period, "I don't think I'm quite used to the way of life in Yingzhou."

It's not just not adapting, it's just teaching how to be a man every minute.

Chi Huo put down the tea set, chatted with Xuanyuan about life and the future, "What do you plan to do when you go back?"

Xuanyuan was not sure, "Find a tribe to settle down, marry a wife and have children, and live a lifetime."

Chi Huo asked, "What about your parents' hatred?"

Xuanyuan was silent for a while, "I can't learn anything here."

Chi Huo didn't teach him, Duobao made things difficult for him, and Xuanyuan was very wronged when his disciples ignored him.

Chi Huo said earnestly, "Heaven sends a great mission to the people, and you must first work hard and work hard. Shennong spreads beans into soldiers and calls the wind and rain. It seems very majestic, but he lights up the lamp every night to read, and there is almost no time to rest. .The world is fair, you get what you give.”

Xuanyuan felt touched, "Master, what you mean is that everyone has worked hard to get where they are today."

Chi Huo, "No, this is an idiot's self-comfort. If you cast a good tire, all troubles will be gone."

Such as Kong Xuan, such as Emperor Jun Donghuang Taiyi, and Sanqing.Born with a higher starting point than others, you will be mad if you don't explain it.

Chi Huo sent another bowl of poisonous chicken soup, "Do you think you have a good background?"

Xuanyuan, "..."

He Xuanyuan, the future Emperor, had a very ordinary background.

Xuanyuan's heart was broken into pieces, "According to what Master said, I don't even have a chance to take revenge."

Chi Huo said softly, "No, there is another genre in this world called Grassroots Counterattack."

There is another kind of writing in this world, called starting point writing.

Shennong found that something was wrong with his good friend Xuanyuan, as if possessed by a demon.Every day, I happily go to Xitou to wash my underpants, and say to everyone I meet, "I have found my way."

Seeing him washing his underpants happily, Shennong felt pity in his heart.

This kid is probably not stupid.

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