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The first cooperation conference between the two religions was officially held in the Bajing Palace. During the meeting, Lao Tzu, the top leader of the People’s Education, expressed his views on the future development of the two religions. in you.What is yours is mine, what is mine is still mine.

I took the document and kept silent. What do you call mine or mine? Are you as shameless as you?

Chi Huo explained to this, "There is only one Xuandu in the human religion, and it is not fair to cut off the teaching with many disciples."

You, a cheater, have the right to be fair.

Lao Tzu was about to refuse, Chi Huo turned his head and said to Tong Tian, ​​"The lotus is blooming, let's go to Lingshan to enjoy the flowers."

Lao Tzu: ... count you as cruel!

In the end, Lao Tzu was forced to make an oath. The general content is that Xuan is the one who cuts off the teaching, and I am also the one who cuts off the teaching.

How to read how strange.

After reading the oath, Chi Huo smiled and said, "We are all one family, what does it look like to live apart?"

I will be angry now, and I don't really want to go back.

Chi Huo said again, "It's okay if you don't go back to Penglai, let Tongtian call his disciples over."

Laozi decisively packed his luggage and went back with Xuandu and Tongtian.

Tongtian himself is in a very complicated mood. If you say that he rejected Lao Tzu, it is said that he has been brothers for tens of thousands of years, so it is not good to refuse.Acceptable, Tongtian felt ashamed again.Tongtian was in the process of refusing or accepting this road, and when he came back to his senses, Duobao led his disciples and shouted to welcome his master back.

Forget it.

Chi Huo was afraid that the two would quarrel again, so he stayed for a few more days, and by the way taught the intercepted disciples a lesson called how to coax his master well.The disciples of Jiejiao are extremely serious.

The news of Lao Tzu's return to Penglai spread to Yuxu Palace, and Yuan Shi, the second child, was extremely sad.Originally, Sanqing separated and moved out separately, and everyone didn't think much about it. They just felt that Sanqing was awkward, and the person responsible might not necessarily be Yuanshi.Now that Lao Tzu has returned to Penglai, Yuan Shi is alone.Everyone will think, oh, it turns out to be Yuanshi.

Nothing else, the main thing is that it doesn't look good.

Now that the eldest brother and Tongtian have reconciled, as the second brother, should he go to Penglai to confess his mistakes, or go to Penglai to reminisce about the past?

After all, I have been in Penglai for thousands of years. After I returned to Penglai, I quickly adapted to the rhythm. I got up every day for a walk, drank tea and chatted with Tongtian, and disciplined my disciples.

He even thought it would be nice without Yuanshi.

After a while, Lao Tzu took advantage of Tong Tian's absence and asked Chi Huo, who came over as a guest, "Is it the master's intention to confer God this time?"

Chi Huo directly threw the pot at Hongjun, "The master thinks that we are all a family, and we should not treat each other more favorably than others. As the saying goes, there are blessings and hardships. The four religions have developed for so long, and the Western religion is flourishing. Besides, it is too much to say that the West is poor." favoritism."

Originally, in the original work, there really wasn't anything about the Western religion, because the Western religion was so poor that it couldn't do anything.But it’s different now. With Empress Nuwa’s strong support for Western religion, the human race likes the benefits of Western religion very much. After thousands of years, the elite disciples have saved a dozen, and Maria has worked hard to feed the disciples, just waiting for a certain day These guys are on the list of gods.

On the other hand, Jujiao’s disciples are not as many as in the original book because of the deadlock of accepting apprentices, and they have hell-like training. These disciples are very honest, and they are afraid that one day they will make Tongtian cry.

Chi Huo was right, the problem was that Taoist ancestors had always been eccentric.This time, he suddenly stated that he would treat everyone equally, no matter how you looked at it, it seemed that Chi Huo had tampered with it.

Lao Tzu said, "They are all our own people, don't talk about those nonsense."

Chi Huo said innocently, "What I'm telling is the truth. There are difficulties in Taoism, and everyone will naturally work together to tide over the difficulties."

So this is the reason why you cheated on Western religion.

Lao Tzu reluctantly admitted, "Then what did Yuan Shi say?"

Chi Huo shyly said, "Tongtian looks better than Yuanshi, I don't want Tongtian to go out and suffer."

Lao Tzu:  …

chaoge,

Since King Zhou came to power, the Shang Dynasty has experienced good weather, abundant crops, and peace and prosperity. Everyone thinks that King Zhou is a good emperor.

King Zhou himself felt the same way, with Bi Gan in his hands and Huang Feihu in Wu, it can be said that he basically had nothing to do with major national affairs.Every day, as long as you go to court on time, approve an official document symbolically, you can go riding a horse and walking a bird in the afternoon, don't be too depraved.

The ministers are also very satisfied with King Zhou. The former King Zhou's father had brain twitch behavior from time to time. Compared with King Zhou, an emperor who does not interfere in government affairs, it is really good.As the prime minister, Bigan is a loyal and loyal person, who devotes himself to handling official duties every day, and praises the virtues of King Zhou in his spare time.He even thought of his next successor for himself, and continued the fine tradition of the emperor walking the bird and working overtime as the prime minister.

If there is no accident, King Zhou will spend his whole life eating and waiting to die, and the historian will sing the three-page history book of King Zhou, which will last forever.

It's a pity that King Zhou was born at an untimely time, and he was unlucky because his life was so good that the people above focused on King Zhou.

Counting the time, it's time to pay homage to the Nuwa Palace every year.Originally, King Zhou was very familiar with this matter. He went to Nuwa Palace to plant incense sticks, but today King Zhou was uncharacteristically, he stopped sticking incense, and stopped kowtowing. He muttered to himself, "Is there any king in the world? I am the Son of Heaven. I have never seen such beauty."

Bigan followed to see the statue of Nuwa. With two eyes, one nose and one mouth, he could barely recognize it as a woman.Originally, everyone worshiped the statue of Nuwa just for safety. After all, no one has seen Nuwa's real face, so how come he has such kind eyebrows and kind eyes, so King Zhou can lust for a bunch of mud embryos.Bigan felt that King Zhou had definitely lost his mind.

King Zhou didn't think so. In his eyes, the Nuwa Palace was the land of gentleness. The women's boudoir and the curtains dancing with the wind all added a sense of tenderness. Inadvertently, a stunning woman stood in the veil Afterwards, graceful and charming, with a face like a lotus, she smiled charmingly at King Zhou, her eyes still wanting to say something.

King Zhou couldn't turn his eyes away, "How can the Sixth Courtyard of Sangong look back at her and smile."

Immediately ordered someone to fetch pen and ink and write a poem on the powder wall.After finishing writing Bigan, I saw cold sweat, and you said to praise the greatness of Nuwa Empress and make an indelible contribution to the human race, and everyone will go with you.You can see what King Zhou wrote, proper obscene poems.

You don't want face, they want face as a courtier.Bigan hurriedly asked someone to erase it, and King Zhou was very unhappy when he saw it, "Prime Minister, I sincerely praise Nuwa Empress, what are you doing erasing, besides, this is my pen and ink, who allowed you to move it. Keep it for the common people." Take a visit and let them know how much I care about Empress Nuwa."

Bigan complied on the surface, sent King Zhou back to the palace, turned his head and asked to wipe it off quickly.

The problem is that it's too late to rub now. Nuwa is standing in mid-air, her face is like frost, her eyes are extremely cold. Nuwa saw clearly what happened just now. king.

Since Fuxi and Dijun left, Nuwa's mood has not been good.Originally, the two of them were close to each other, but because Dijun was born, everything was ruined, and Fuxi chased his idol away. Nuwa could only hold Fuxi's image and recall all kinds of things.Because she was relatively free, Nuwa would take care of the human race from time to time, and finally saw King Zhou masturbating there.

It's fine if you are obsessive, but you still left evidence and asked everyone to come and visit.Nuwa is shameless!

She was about to kill King Zhou when a voice called out, "What are you doing, Junior Sister?"

Nuwa turned her head and saw that Chi Huo was standing not far away, obviously watching the whole process.Nuwa was ashamed and angry. The majestic saint was humiliated by a human race, and no matter how good she and Chi Huo were, Nuwa didn't want Chi Huo to know about such things.

Immediately said, "Nothing, just look at the prosperity of the world."

Chi Huo knew that Nuwa was trying to save face.To be reasonable, although Nuwa is a saint, she has always been aggrieved.Also under Hongjun's seat, in terms of status, he is not as good as Sanqing, and he fought to become a saint in one breath, and he is also the tail of the crane among saints.The Lich War was bullied by her natal family, and she finally survived the war. The human race she created turned her down, and because Cheng Tang still had a few years left, she could only ask a vixen to make trouble.

Chi Huo said, "Junior sister just wanted to do it herself?"

Nu Wa kept silent, which was a tacit consent.

Chi Huo said, "King Zhou is no more than a human emperor, and he has never practiced martial arts. He can see the real face of Junior Sister with just a statue. Don't Junior Sister think it's weird?"

Nu Wa immediately reacted, counting her fingers, and someone actually covered up the secret.Nuwa is a saint, and the actions of ordinary monks cannot escape the eyes of saints, except for saints.

Saints and saints can cover up each other, and whether they can cover up successfully depends on their own abilities.According to the relationship between Nuwa and Sanqing, Sanqing has no reason to fight against Nuwa.It was even more impossible for Hongjun, who squatted in Zixiao Palace all day long and barely fell asleep, so he was able to do such nasty things, and he was proficient in his business...

Nuwa sneered, "Okay, okay, very good."

Who did you rely on to develop the Western religion, who promoted it vigorously in the human race for you, and who stopped the heavenly court for you.Now she turns her head and bites herself, Nuwa can't wait to cut off the ninth-grade lotus platform that she received.

Stand still and teach, I will make you unable to stand up for the rest of your life.

Seeing that Nuwa was going to kill the western duo, Chi Huo said, "Junior Sister, Mo Qi, why don't you just go with the flow and do whatever you can."

Nuwa stopped in her tracks and looked at Chi Huo's sweet smile. Her senior sister... seemed to have always been at odds with the Western religion.

Chi Huo had a deep meaning, "It is said that short-term pain is worse than long-term pain. Do you want long-term pain or short-term pain?"

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