I cook food in Honghuang

In addition, at Chentangguan, Master Li Jing, the commander-in-chief, led his troops out to fight and did not return home for three years.This dear man can be regarded as conscientious, and he just didn't go home for three years. When the front line had something to do, Lord Li Jing withdrew his troops and returned to his hometown. His wife came out with a big belly to welcome her husband back home.

Li Jing was devastated when he saw his wife.Before he left home, the doctor told Li Jing that your wife is happy, so prepare an extra pair of chopsticks.

With Jin Zha and Mu Zha in front, Li Jing is not very cold about adding a member to the family.I have bought everything that should be bought, such as the red bellyband worn by a three-year-old child, diapers, and pacifiers.In short, this silly father prepared a lot of baby products, but when he came back, his wife was pregnant.

At that moment Li Jing heard the sound of raindrops falling on the green grassland.

Fortunately, the housekeeper and his son quickly came up to explain to Li Jing that his wife didn't climb the wall, and she was pregnant with Li Jing's seed.The butler also specifically explained that the adults would get pregnant when they go out.

He has been away from home for three years!

Li Jing was skeptical, he hugged his wife back home, asked about the situation on the way, Madam Li smiled gently, "It's very good, she never kicks my stomach."

Li Jing said in his heart that he hadn't given birth for three years, even the fetus didn't move, and he gave birth to a ball.

After thinking about it, Mrs. Li bent down in pain, "Husband, I am going to give birth."

Li Jing:? ? ?

Everyone was in a hurry, and finally sent Mrs. Li to the delivery room. Li Jing was outside in a state of distress, and he was not there when Jin Zha Mu Zha was born, so this will be the first time the eldest girl is on the bridge.Walking around outside the delivery room with two silly sons, asking the housekeeper how long it will take every half minute.

The butler comforted his silly father, Li Jing, to breathe Dafa, and the servant girl inside suddenly shouted, "Monster!"

Without even thinking about it, Li Jing rushed into the delivery room with his sword in hand, and saw the servant girl and Mrs. Wen hugging each other in fear. His wife was lying unconscious on the bed, and a meat ball was particularly conspicuous on the ground.

It is conspicuous because it emits red light all over its body, rolls around on the ground, shakes when it hits a table leg, and carefully adjusts its direction.

Li Jing asked, "Where is Miss?"

With two sons now, Li Jing dreamed of a little padded jacket that would call him Daddy.

The maid pointed at the meat ball and was terrified, "That's it..."

Li Jing automatically understood that Rouqiu ate his little padded jacket, and when he thought that his precious daughter was gone, Li Jing was so angry that he raised his sword and slashed at Rouqiu.Unexpectedly, after splitting the meat ball, a five or six-year-old child jumped out of it, completely naked, with his hands on his waist and looking directly at Li Jing.

"I am your son."

Li Jing lowered his head and took a look, it was indeed fair.

He didn't believe the boy's words, and planned to clean up the boy before taking Mrs. Li away.Unexpectedly, Mrs. Li woke up and struggled to get off the bed, holding the child and crying, "Master, what are you doing?"

Li Jing said confidently, "This monster ate my daughter."

The reincarnated Lingzhu curled her lips, "You are destined to have no daughters, give up."

Li Jing, who was crazy about girls, said that he would not listen, that you ate my daughter, and he was going to kill the Lingzhu, but Mrs. Li stopped in front of Li Jing, with a desperate expression, "Master, the poison of a tiger is not enough to eat a child!" ah!"

The people outside heard that there was a commotion inside, and rushed in to see that this was about to stage domestic violence. Jin Zha Mu Zha immediately hugged Li Jing and cried, "Daddy, don't kill mother."

Several people were in a stalemate, when a voice suddenly came from outside the door, "Mr. Li is merciful."

Everyone turned their heads and saw a Taoist rushing in with auspicious clouds, as if someone was whipping him behind him.

As soon as he entered the door, the Taoist grabbed Li Jing's hand and said, "I am the real Taiyi under the seat of Yuanshi Tianzun in Yuxu Palace. Your son Nezha is the reincarnation of the Lingzhu under the seat of Nuwa, and I have a master-student relationship. It's very complicated, but I don't have time to explain it. This is a meeting gift, Mr. Li, see you next time."

After finishing speaking, he stuffed Huntian Ling and Qiankun Circle into Li Jing's arms, and attached a Nuwa gift bag, and drove to Yingzhou at full speed.

The date of birth of a certain cheater is not so coincidental, and it just so happens that today is the make-up exam for Taiyi.

Taiyi came and went quickly, Li Jing's family was at a loss, Mrs. Li was the first to react, put her arms around the child and said, "No matter who he is, he is my child now."

Li Jing held the Huntian Ribbon and the Qiankun Circle with a complicated expression on his face. The Taoist spoke too fast just now, and he didn't hear clearly.

Although I didn't hear what Taiyi said clearly, Hun Tianling and Qiankunquan were not cheating. Li Jing studied the rare magic weapon of the fairy family, and saw that Nezha wanted it all over his face, "Take it."

Nezha took the two treasures, and smiled sweetly at Li Jing, "Thank you, Daddy."

Li Jing couldn't get used to it, so he turned his face away and told the servant girl, "Bring some clothes to the young master."

The servant girl was embarrassed, "It won't be in a while."

What I had prepared before were baby clothes and shoes, which were not suitable for Nezha, a six-year-old child.

Li Jing said, "It's just that I didn't go out to buy it."

The maid was ordered to leave, and Li Jing studied the golden walnut in his hand, which was given to him by Tai Yi together, saying it was a meeting gift.Li Jing stared at it for a long time, but didn't know what the magic weapon was for. He didn't know which switch to press. In an instant, the whole room was flooded with clothes.Li Jing pulled a piece of clothing, wondering, "Small skirt?"

Jin Zha gestured, "It seems to be for my younger brother."

Mu Zha said, "My brother is a boy."

A kind of fear arises from the bottom of Nezha's heart, which is the memory buried deep in the soul, brought from the previous life to this life, and will be with him forever.

Women's clothing again!

Lingzhu would be very happy when he was reincarnated. During the Battle of Zhuolu, he was ordered by Nuwa to protect Fuxi from the lower realm.In fact, as a super big nanny, Fuxi didn't need to go to the battlefield at all. Lingzhu felt bored, so he begged Fuxi and Xuanyuan to go to the battlefield together. He was born with a thousand and seven hundred killing precepts, and he was like a fish in water on the battlefield. He killed many witches with his magic weapon. He made great achievements in battle, and because he was under Nuwa's seat, the historian thought about it and wrote the Lingzhuzi as the God of War.

After the Battle of Zhuolu, Fuxi became a saint and followed Emperor Jun to Xinghai, and Lingzhu had to return to Wa Palace to wait.He was used to the feeling of killing people in the lower realm, and it was very aggrieved to wear a small skirt again, so when Nuwa asked him if he wanted to be reincarnated, Lingzhu agreed without hesitation.

Lingzhuzi thought to herself that she was a Taoist boy under Nuwa, and had nothing to do with this catastrophe of conferred gods, wouldn't it be nice to go down and kill him quickly.As for the Taiyi Lingzhu who came to the door from time to time, it was ignored.

Yuxu Palace is amazing, he is also No.1 under Nuwa.

Lingzhuzi has calculated thousands of things, except that Empress Nuwa can cover the sky with her hands and force him to wear a small skirt after he is reincarnated.From time to time, the two elder brothers asked him with a history book, "Nezha, were you a boy or a girl in your previous life?"

According to history books, Lingzhu, the god of war in the Battle of Zhuolu, was handsome and brave.

Lingzhu, I should be called Nezha this time, when faced with the questioning of the two elder brothers, she lifted her skirt angrily, "You say I am a man or a woman!"

What made Nezha even more annoyed was that Li Jing and his wife's attitude changed 180 degrees after he put on the skirt. Mrs. Li kissed and hugged Nezha from time to time, and Li Jing was even more desperate, kissing one baby at a time.

Nezha was so angry that he ran away from home every day, refusing to gain friendship with this silly couple.

Unfortunately, because Nezha often wears women's clothing to show up in public, the people of Chentangguan mistakenly think that their general soldier has given birth to a daughter, and they smile lovingly at the handsome Nezha.

Miss San is so cute, even cuter when she is angry.

The gossip power of the masses is infinite, so that the East China Sea Dragon Palace knows that the third lady Chen Tangguan is beautiful and charming, and she is the treasure in the hands of the Li family.

The third prince, Ao Bing, listened to the shrimp soldiers and crabs talking about you and me, and conveyed Nezha's beauty like a god. Ao Bing was itchy in his heart. He took a mirror and looked at him for a long time, only to feel that he was the most handsome in the world, and he had a serious face. Ask, "Do you think Miss Li Jiasan is worthy of me?"

Ao Bing was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child, and if he can't write well, he can't do martial arts. In addition, he has two older brothers on his head. News is the gossip that everyone often talks about.

How can the shrimp soldiers and crab generals dare to say otherwise, and they boasted that their prince is a heroic figure, that the tree is facing the wind, and that he and Miss Li Jiasan are a match made in heaven.

Ao Bing was so flattered by the praise that he had a brain twitch and wanted to go to the Li family to propose a marriage. He had already stepped out of the Dragon Palace before realizing that he had never seen the third lady of the Li family. If it was an ugly monster, it would be a big loss for him to marry back.

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals saw Ao Bing standing still, "Third Prince?"

Ao Bing hooked his fingers and signaled Xia Bing to come over, "Let me ask you, is Miss Li Jiasan really as beautiful as a flower?"

Xia Bing confessed honestly, "I also heard from the fisherman."

The implication is that he has never seen Miss Li Jiasan at all.

Ao Bing kicked the shrimp soldier away, patted his ass and went back to fight the clam spirit, the shrimp soldier hurriedly said, "But I heard that the third lady of the Li family often goes out shopping, and the whole Chentangguan people have seen the third lady."

Ao Bing's heart moved, he immediately shouted three or two followers, transformed himself into an ordinary human race, went ashore and entered Chentang Pass.

Coincidentally, that day Nezha was out shopping with his two elder brothers, and the two groups met unexpectedly at the intersection of the street and bumped into each other.

Ao Bing was bumped and turned on his back, and his brocade robe was stained with mud. He had never been wronged like this since he was a child, and now he wanted to take revenge. When he looked up, he saw a little beauty standing there, his eyes were like autumn water, and his face was like three. The moon is as gorgeous as peach blossoms, seeing it and forgetting the customs, Ao Bing only felt that his heart was hit hard. Since then, the sea has been difficult for water, except Wushan is not a cloud.

Ao Bing sat on the ground and smirked at Nezha, causing Mu Zha and Jin Zha to feel extremely cold, so he hurriedly dragged Nezha away.

There are idiots every year, especially this year.

After a few people had left, Xia Bing quickly helped Ao Bing up, and was about to ask if he wanted to teach that group of people a lesson, but Ao Bing covered his chest with a fluttering expression, "I'm in love."

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Ao Bing, doomed to disaster