Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!

It was noon, and Tang Zhan asked Bian Jing to accompany him for dinner.

Tang Zhan held a knife and fork, ready to eat.See Bian Jing sitting motionless on one side, staring at a certain dish.Just as he was about to say something, he followed his gaze, and saw the soup ladle, which was not being held, stirring clockwise in the soup basin by itself.

supernatural event? !Happening at noon!It's so unscientific!

wrong!

Tang Zhan took a closer look, and found that there was a circle of black hair wrapped around the spoon cake. Because the table was dark, the hair was very inconspicuous.

Bian Jing stretched out a few strands of hair, picked up the knife and fork, and skillfully cut the meat, then used the fork to pick it up, and fed it into his mouth.After swallowing the piece of meat, the strands of hair on the other side controlled the spoon to drink the soup.The hair on this side picked up the seasoning and sprinkled it evenly on the meat.

=口=... This is really a reasonable development and utilization... What a heavy mouth to touch/hand...

Tang Zhan cleared his throat: "Eating with your hands is too rude."

The side view slowly turned his head to the side, his eyes were dark, and he watched Tang Zhan open his mouth, obviously the corners of his mouth were raised, he should be handsome, but there was no smile on his face, which reminded people of the ghosts in supernatural movies. A penetrating smile.

Tang Zhan suddenly felt that his road of training/training pets was full of difficulties and obstacles.

Tang Zhan felt that he needed to compensate for the side scene, so he allocated the guest room to him.This time it is not a temporary stay, but a substantial redecoration, and the side scenes can be decorated as you want.

The side scene is not pretentious at all, let the workers dismantle the whole room except the walls into bare metal blanks, especially the bathroom, even the metal walls separating them.

The spacious room is divided into inner and outer rooms, the inner one is used as a bedroom, and the outer one is used as an activity room.

On one wall of the activity room, an oversized skeleton with a complete skeleton was painted, with a blue-black background, which at first glance was very permeating.Take a closer look at all the skeletons of the skeletons, which are made up of small skulls one by one, which is more permeable.

Opposite the skeleton is a portrait of Guan Erye with a red face and a blue robe wielding a Qinglong Yanyue knife. His expression is majestic and his eyes are shining, as if he can suppress all monsters and monsters.

Is it really good to put the skeleton opposite Guan Erye?

The ground is even worse, there is no carpet, and a picture of a tiger is painted on the whole ground. The mutated tiger is even more ferocious and bigger, with green faces and long fangs, which is hideous and terrifying.The painter is skilled, and the tiger in the picture seems to be able to leap out and devour people at any time.

The ceiling is actually a whole mirror, faithfully reflecting all the dark colors.

Tang Zhan went in once and never went in again, deeply doubting who his pet's taste is.

When Hua Ke came in, he was almost scared to pee. At that time, the side scene was watching a horror movie, 345678d. In short, the effect was awesome. In the dark room, only the light screen illuminated the dim light, and the penetrating voice echoed in the room. The side view in white clothes in front of the light screen slowly turned his head, his long black hair covered half of his face, making his eyes more obvious.

A flash of firefly green flashed.

Hua Ke, who was already apprehensive in her heart, was about to apologize, she was scared out of her wits, screamed, and knocked out the door.

I was relieved when I reached the bright living room, but I heard a terrible laughter from inside: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey..."

Hua Ke is shitting.

The side scene has changed from the cute and flattering route at the beginning to the high-cold s route. After it didn't work, it finally entered the high-risk stage of mental illness-the horror ghost animal route!

Committed to driving everyone around me into a psychopath!

The side scenes are now forbidden to go out, and they spend every day watching horror thrillers in the activity room, trying to figure out the actors' demeanor, actions and tone, and strive to look permeable from any angle.

After pondering enough, he followed Hua Ke like a ghost behind his back, looked over with straight eyes, and made a terrifying sound of hehehe.The scared Hua Ke was out of his wits and kept apologizing.

Seeing that the effect was good, he began to follow the housekeeper.

The housekeeper was old and couldn't stand such a big revenge, so he hid whenever he could.

Then the side scene started to fight with Tang.

The well-informed Tang Zhan certainly wouldn't be intimidated by this little thing. In his opinion, it's like a child trying to get adults' attention and committing himself to pranks.

Tang Zhan's method of dealing with the side scene is very simple, let him do it, let him make trouble.Enough doing, enough making trouble, calm down, and then slowly tame it with a gentle policy.

Therefore, he can move freely during the day and sleep in the same bed with Tang Zhan at night.And Tang Zhan did not force him to do anything.

Bian Jing guessed his plan, so he complied with him and worked hard.

Scaring Hua Ke is a daily routine task. Now Hua Ke runs away as soon as he sees him. If he runs too slowly, he will be entangled in the hair of the side scene, forcing him to watch horror movies together. .If he intends to resign, Mr. Tang will look at him with a half-smile, and then he will be silent.

In Master Tang's heart, he is a punching bag, how can there be no punching bag in the process of training/teaching pets!

Poor Hua Ke was woken up by ghosts in her dreams.

After brushing Huake, brush the old butler.

The old butler's force value is not comparable to that of the side scene, so he took a detour,

The dishes for dinner must be chosen by him, worms today, flowers tomorrow, leaves the day after tomorrow, and birds wrapped in mud the day after tomorrow.

He would go on a hunger strike if he didn't want what he wanted, squatting in the kitchen and not coming out, asking everyone to accompany him on the hunger strike.

Not to mention all kinds of destruction every day, there are four more servants in the inner house, including that stupid servant Lu Gu.The main function of these servants is to distract the side scenes.

The side scene has developed a hobby of mischief, and they have bruised noses and swollen faces every day.These few servants are always in fear every day, walking silently, suddenly appearing is really frightening to death!

They are different from other servants. They belong to the subordinate family that followed the Tang family many generations ago, and they are nothing without the Tang family.

Tang Zhan felt that his endurance was very high, but it was a pity that the side scenes lasted longer.

When he was fed fried bugs by the side scene for the fifth time, he finally couldn't hold back: "Is that why you want my attention?"

"Master, eat bugs." The side view's hair held a chopstick, holding a deep-fried golden and crisp bug more than one meter long, and stubbornly stopped by Tang Zhan's mouth.

Tang Zhan said: "Let it go, I won't eat."

"Master, eat bugs."

"Bian Jing, I can only take off the collar if you are obedient. I don't think you want to wear it for the rest of your life. You have almost done it recently, and it's time to return to normal."

The eyeballs of the side scene are slowly turning, coupled with his lifeless expression, it really has the essence of a horror movie: "What kind of me is normal?"

Bianjing himself doesn't know this question, let alone Tang Zhan.Tang Zhan could only remain silent.

Bian Jing finally had an expression on his face, but it was sarcasm, and he sneered: "Tang Zhan, you are a scum, even if you keep a pet, when have you ever put your heart into it, how can you expect me to rely on you. You can only use This kind of low-level method controls me. You treat living things with the mentality of treating dead things, and you are just a dead thing in my eyes. Tang Zhan, everyone who loved you has been hurt badly by you!"

Tang Zhan's pupils shrank, his face suddenly turned ugly, obviously really angry.

Bian Jing, on the other hand, burst out laughing, finally feeling a little bit of revenge.

Tang Zhan's expression changed several times, and he finally left with his hands.

That night, Bian Jing still slept in Tang Zhan's bedroom, but Tang Zhan stayed in the study for a whole night looking at a holographic picture.

The next day Tang Zhan acted as if nothing had happened, as if he didn't care about it at all, he still paid attention to the side scenes when he had time, and played with himself when he had no time.

The side scene is restrained, he is also very stressed watching horror movies every day pretending to be a ghost, okay?

I think he was a lively, healthy young bald guy who never touched pornography, gambling, or drugs. With the flattery of a bunch of cronies, he lived comfortably the life of a local emperor every day.He is cheerful and has normal views.

Unexpectedly, she was forcibly distorted by this world.

Who is more difficult than him?

There are indeed more difficult ones.

Bian Jing ignored Tang Zhan, did not scare Hua Ke, and did not embarrass the old housekeeper, all his interests were attracted by the group of four unlucky servants.The four are united as one, a think tank, two thugs, and a drag.The one holding us back is naturally our stupid servant Lu Gu.

Every time the think tank sees through Bian Jing's prank and asks two thugs to dismantle it, Lu Gu actively helps, and the more he helps, the more busy he is.Originally, the prank's lethality was only 1, but Lu Gu suddenly increased the lethality to 5!There were still two thugs who were recruited, but he still looked at you blankly and ignorantly.

The think tank thugs deliberately excluded him, but Lu Gu was not good at anything else, and his skill of serving tea and serving people was at full level, so they really couldn't let go.They talked a little harshly, and Lu Gu looked at them wronged with ignorant eyes, just like a pitiful kitten.He poked the cute spots of the three big men fiercely.

So the next time the thug got hit again, the think tank who couldn't stop him could only squat down and have a headache.

I often draw the side view happily.

Bianjing also quietly recorded these videos and put them on the Internet. The hit rate is so high that the comments have turned over many pages.Lu Gu unknowingly became the top three among the top ten fierce and cute creatures in the empire!The other two are Ramodo Xunbao from Bica State and a mutant orangutan from Songmo State.

She shed tears of sympathy for Lu Gu.

Tang Zhan came back very early that day, and he was a little tired from the tight work, which made him walk into the garden unconsciously.Although the inner house has the word 内, it is actually not surrounded by the outer house, but adjacent to each other. The art of architecture makes the inner house seem to be surrounded by the outer house.

Therefore, the area occupied by the inner house is no less than that of the outer house, or even larger.

The garden alone is half the size of the outer house.

After walking for a while, I took a rest on the bench under the flower shelf entwined with vines.

The unlucky group of four walked forward cautiously like a landmine, the three in front were cautious, and the one behind was completely out of shape, looking around and wondering what he was looking at.

As soon as the think tank in the front stretched out his hand to stop them, the two thugs immediately felt like they were facing a formidable enemy, and Lu Gu from behind bumped into the thug No. 1, causing them to stagger in a row.Under the stare of others, he looked at the past with pure eyes like a deer.

Thug No. 1 could only silently turn his head away.

The think tank looked again and again on the grass, and said confidently: "This is a simple trick, a lead wire, an ink egg, as long as you don't pull the lead wire, even if you step on it, you will just wet your boots. Look, maybe it's a chain Ink trap."

The two thugs worshiped and bowed their heads to look for it.

The last Lu Gu walked aside at some point and squatted on the ground: "Hey, what is this? It seems to be a thread."

Think tank thug = mouth =: "Don't!"

Lu Gu didn't know why and asked, "What don't you want?"

With a strong hand, I only heard "boom", "boom", "boom", "boom", "boom", five consecutive sounds, colorful ink eggs flew into the air and exploded, and colorful rain fell.

Lu Gu said excitedly: "Oh, what a beautiful rain, splashing, so beautiful~~~"

Brain-tankers and thugs: = dish =... Tired and don't love...