Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!

"Squeak, squeak!!!"

Bian Jing was woken up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Mao Xiaoxiao with tears in his eyes, looking at him sadly, seeing that he opened his eyes, big tears rolled down the hair around his eyes , the little nose is still twitching, it looks like even the side scenes are touched.

Bian Jing wanted to raise his hand to touch its head, but his hand seemed to be under a heavy weight, unable to move at all.On the contrary, Mao Xiaoxiao understood his intentions, so she took the initiative to rub her head against the face of the scene, her nose and tears rubbing his face.

Bian Jing wants to tell you to get the hell out of here, don't you know that labor and management are obsessed with cleanliness! ! !

But when he opened his mouth, smoke came out of his throat, and he could only make a hoarse and unpleasant sound.

Mao Xiaoxiao thought he was moved, and rubbed harder and harder, not to mention that rubbing the face is different from rubbing the tree, not only soft but also constant temperature.

As soon as Bian Jing turned his eyes, he saw Wu Ming standing by the bed looking at him with a strange look, and said in a declarative sentence: "You are indeed an alien."

Side view: You are the alien!All of you are aliens! ...Well, to some extent, I am indeed an alien.

"Which star are you from, egg star or bump star? Could it be that you are from a concave-convex star?"

Side scene: You are the bump star, the young master is a person from the earth who has corrected the eight sceneries!You stupid aliens!

"The empire has very strict control over alien populations. Could it be that you are smuggling? I heard that the success rate of smuggling is 1%. Why do you have to smuggle?"

Side scene: labor and capital are not smuggled immigrants, we wear them, you can't envy them!

"But I've never heard of any star who has your ability."

What ability?Xiaoye's Golden Finger has opened a new flavor? !Cool love tell me! ! !Bian Jing tried his best to ask for an answer with his eyes, his eyes almost protruding.

Wu Ming was amused by Bian Jing's ferocious expression, "I'll just show it to you."

Wu Ming called up the video at that time.

Bian Jing admired the scene of himself being chased by the wolf for a few minutes, then silently looked at Wu Ming.

"Don't worry, don't worry. The wonderful things are behind."

The back is very exciting, and the side scenes can't be described as embarrassing. Donkeys rolling and dogs flying are all used.

Under the silent gaze of the side scene, Wu Ming endured the pain with a smile.

In the last 10 seconds of the video, the orgasm comes.

The picture seemed to pause when the pig’s trotter was about to step down. The strange thing is that the purple light beam emitted from one side shot out rapidly as usual, and it suddenly paused a moment before approaching the gray-eared pig, just like the time spent by a CD. It was too long, and it seemed to be stuck, and then the purple beam hit the gray-eared pig.

"how did you do it?"

Bian Jing, whose attention was all attracted by the pig flying in the sky, looked at him suspiciously.

Wu Ming slowed down the picture frame by frame, and now you can clearly see that during the pause for a second, the light beam and the pig stopped at the origin, but the side scene could turn over to avoid the gray-eared pig's footfall point.

Looking at the side scene in a trance, carefully recalling the feeling at that time.

The body is very tired and wants to sleep.Although there was a bit of a broken can in his head, his instinctive sense of survival kept the side scene on his feet.

Until he fell and felt the wind behind him.

Then he turned over and saw the pig flying in the sky.

What were you thinking after falling down?

——Resolutely don't let that hateful pig's trotter fall!Wu Ming and those bastards don't care about me, labor and capital can't die under pig's feet!It's too embarrassing for us earthlings!

Is it for this reason?

Bian Jing stared at the pig flying into the sky and wondered, Wu Ming, these two bastards actually didn't care about me, but this is the way of rescue at the last moment, tsk tsk, decisively give a bad review.

Wu Ming guided beside him: "Try again, can you do it again?"

Looking at the side view, staring at Wu Ming and thinking: I want to see the statue, I want to see the statue, I want to see the statue...

As a result, Wu Ming still raised his eyebrows for a while and pursed his lips for a while.

Wu Ming also saw that it was impossible, and still said cheerfully: "Don't worry, take this matter slowly, I guess your big killer will not show up until the critical moment of life and death. When you recover, let's kill a tiger and then kill it." experience experience."

Feel your sister!Bian Jing couldn't speak with his voice, so he could only kill him with his eyes.

Wu Ming didn't care at all: "Don't worry, all you suffered this time were skin injuries, just a little weak. But why didn't you use your hair when you ran away? Are you hiding? The hunters around were already scared away, otherwise we wouldn't have Dare to activate a prohibited weapon such as transmutable beams."

Side scene ==, can I say that I knew I was running around blindly when I was scared at the time, how could I remember using the hair as a killer.Besides, the pigskin is so thick, can my thin hair pierce through it?I am a young second generation with four limbs and can't work hard. You suddenly come to me in the wild jungle and can't hold it!

After a day, the side scene was restored under high-tech medical technology.And got his trophy, a super big pig leg that is two meters long and one meter thick!It's still tempting to feed the seasoning, baked, and greasy!

Bian Jing didn't care whether his clothes were dirty or not, and threw himself on the Big Mac pork leg happily.

A half-grown boy, holding a two-meter-long pig leg, stood there with no image and gorged himself on it. While eating, he wanted to prevent the pig leg from falling down and hitting him, rubbing it all over his face and head. Oil.I have to free up one hand to take a few sips of the tired drink from time to time.No matter how you look at that picture, it is very exciting.Wu Ming also specially recorded the video for preservation.

The scenery here has not been here for two days, how come it brings so much excitement!

After a few days of recuperation, the side scenes were sharpening their knives again, wondering how the meat of cold-blooded animals tasted.

The gray-eared pigs were eaten, and the land was emptied. In the past few days, a large snake more than ten meters long has taken over.

In fact, Bian Jing also understood that Wu Ming and the others were looking for something to do for him when they had nothing to do.

Looking at the weapons they possessed, they knew that it was just an excuse not to attract the hunter's attention, and not to disturb Yu Shucheng.There are several camps built, so how could there be no means of concealment.The so-called cooperation is nothing more than examining him, training him, and wanting to see what step he can do.And he did surprise them, besides the hair, there was more time stagnation, which made him more valuable.

Bian Jing understood clearly that people should not be afraid of being used, they must be afraid of being useless at all.

This kind of big snake is a lazy creature than the gray-eared pig. It occasionally hunts during the day and usually sleeps.This time, the side scene didn't just go for the challenge in a silly way, but chose the midnight when the deepest sleep.An hour ago, the big flower snake swallowed a small animal with a height of more than one meter.Animals in the process of digestion are at their least lethal.

Bian Jing gets enough sleep during the day and is full of energy at night.I didn't bring any hot weapons either. The purpose of this trip was mainly to observe and harass.Besides, he can't bring prohibited weapons. For hunter weapons, the empire has clear regulations, prohibiting weapons of mass destruction, like that purple light beam is actually a kind of nuclear energy gun, which is very powerful. If it is not controlled, the animals in the forest will die every minute. Group destroyed.Experienced game dealers can tell the type of weapon from the wounds of animals. Once found and reported, they will receive a large bonus after verification.If a prey merchant buys this kind of prey, not only will he be fined if he is found, but his qualification number as a prey merchant will also be withdrawn.

Although there are some hunters with channels who can get some prohibited weapons, they can only be decomposed when they sell their prey, so that people can't detect the wounds.And once decomposed, the value of the prey will drop greatly, and the loss outweighs the gain.

In general, the empire has learned the lessons of other galaxies that wantonly destroyed the environment and had to abandon the planet, and attaches great importance to the protection of ecology.

He didn't bring any weapons, so Yunzhao found him a pair of daggers, which were made of special materials and extremely sharp, so it was easy to cut a stone.And bring night vision goggles, night and day are exactly the same.

Bian Jing squatted on a small tree ten meters away from the big flower snake. There were two other trees next to this small tree, so he could jump to other trees when the snake came.It is said to be a small tree, but it is actually fifteen or sixteen meters high.

Bian Jing crouched for half a point, and became impatient again.The big snake coiled around a tree motionless, motionless, as if it was flying, super boring.Side scene folded a branch and threw it over, the force was too weak, it fell before halfway through.

The side scene broke another branch, and when it went to a branch that would be resisted, a bare branch was shot out like a javelin.

This time with great strength, the branch flew ten meters away. Unfortunately, the accuracy was too poor, and I turned a corner halfway and went off track.It's like being short and poor but suddenly rich, and it's impossible to become tall, rich and handsome overnight.

This time the big flower snake was startled, it raised its head and silently watched the surrounding scene.The side scene didn't understand what it wanted to express at all, but felt that the snake's eyes were so green and scary.

The big snake looked at him for a while, then lowered its head and continued to sleep.

Bian Jing threw another branch, Big Snake looked up at him for a while, then continued to sleep.

Several times like this, the big snake let his branches all over the ground, and I stood still.Anyway, the accuracy was so bad, I didn't hit it with a single one.

Bian Jing continued to lose it bitterly, he couldn't believe that he couldn't hit it!

"hiss--!"

Big Snake raised his head violently, looking at the dagger stuck in his body.

The side scene also looked over, the dagger looked familiar, I said why the feel just now was wrong.

The big snake turned its head slowly, its green eyes were icy cold, like a bucket of cold water pouring down its head.

Bian Jing finally understood what it was like to be "stalked by a poisonous snake".

In the earphone, Wu Ming yelled, "Don't run away, just stand there stupidly waiting to be eaten! I've taught you so much wild and jungle knowledge for nothing! You patted my chest yesterday as a promise!"

Bian Jing woke up like a dream, turned around and ran away with a cry.

The big snake's flexible body sprang out in an instant.

This time is no better than last time, the side scene can still escape under the cover of trees, relying on his own flexibility.The big snake is more flexible than him and can climb trees, and it is stronger.The side view has no advantage at all.But he wasn't very worried, there was also Wu Ming's nuclear gun.

This time he was much calmer than last time. He ran slowly on the ground and climbed up the tree.Jumping up and down the tree like a monkey, remember to use your hair, and use it where your hands can't reach.As soon as the big snake jumped up a tree, it jumped onto another branch.

At first he was complacent and despised other big snakes, but Bai Chang was so big, his brain was not as big as his fist.Later he understood that for a man, IQ is not important, the key is good endurance.

When the side scene is wheezing and panting, the big snake still maintains its speed, and its graceful figure is still vigorous.

"Idiot, run back. If you run farther, you will be out of the range of the nuclear gun! If you really can't hold on, just squeak, brother will kill it in minutes." Wu Ming said in the headset.

Bian Jing squeezed out two words between his teeth: "No need!"

Bian Jing understands that he is the only one who is alone in this world, Wu Mingyunzhao may still have the idea of ​​absorbing him, but what will happen if the identity of the plant pet is exposed?The consequences are unimaginable.

Relying on others is worse than relying on yourself. Since you can't practice on your own, it's better to understand the truth between life and death. Didn't you open the golden finger of time stagnation last time?

Bian Jing had fun while suffering, in fact, he really wanted to rely on his parents like before, and hide at home when he got into trouble.There is also the younger brother who is thinking about the jade in his safe, always dislikes him for causing trouble, but he does not less to clean up the mess for him.