Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!

The laws of the empire are relatively sound in terms of human beings, and the protection of players is relatively comprehensive. Game companies dare not say some threatening words at all. GM had no choice but to continue to talk to him.

gm: "You see, playing games is actually experiencing the process of going from level to level to level up."

Bian Jing: "I only look at the results."

gm: "The game is like a small society, and it will be fun to participate in it. Hard equipment can make you very popular, but too high equipment will attract people's envy."

Side scene: "It's okay, I hired a power! They are begging for me every day like an uncle. Brother GM, have you ever experienced the pleasure of smashing people to death with gold coins?"

GM: "...I only know that being in prison will be very painful."

Bian Jing said pitifully: "Looking at how boring you are, you can tell that your life is not happy. Your boss must be a stingy guy, he won't even give you a raise, right?"

gm: "No, our boss is very nice. Not only salary increases but also bonuses. He often condolences to the grassroots and is considerate of his subordinates. He is generous and majestic..."

Side view squinted: "Is your boss in front of you?"

gm: "..."

Side scene: "Tell your boss, accept the adjustment. Anyway, I'm just passing the time. But I want to be a hidden npc! And I have to be both a player and an npc~~~"

GM was silent for a long time, and then said after a while: "Yes, but the specific functions of npc still need to be discussed in detail."

In the end, Bianjing changed his name again, kept his level, took back his equipment, and became a mysterious player with dual identities.And the game company also used this as a basis to turn the image crisis of the previous few days into a hype. Not only did it not lose its reputation, but it used the status of the side scene player npc to attract more players.

It's also impossible for the game company to give Bian Jing some kind of NPC status. To put it nicely, marriage control is actually a red line.Players receive tasks from him, and when they are done, if they are in a good mood, they will be rewarded with a red thread, and if they are in a bad mood, they will be rewarded with experience points.Even so, there are still people flocking to it, because the red line issued by Bianjing is not the ordinary Yuelao red line, but "marriage of thousands of miles and one thread".Greatly reduce the cost of marriage.

Bian Jing thought that this was the advantage of being connected by a thread. Unexpectedly, a message appeared on the world channel in the past few days: "Congratulations to the players 'Battle Song' and 'Battle Song's little partner-Battle Pet' under the guidance of 'A Thousand Miles of Marriage' Become a partner! Sprinkle flowers~~~~”

The world channel was silent for a moment, and then the frying pan exploded.

The players were so stunned by the rolling thunder that they nearly exploded their screens.

There are wonderful flowers every year, especially this year.It turns out that the lead is the big killer!

Then the players seemed to be opened the door to a new world, those who married their own pets, married npcs, married monster bosses, and even married two dungeon npcs!

Damn it, can this still be fun!

Then 'Battle Song' approached him, and said sincerely and innocently: "I'm just trying, but I don't know if I'll really get married. After I'm married, I still have marriage blessing skills."

Zhange is an 80-level large, wearing a pure white battleship tights, with a battleship model floating behind him.There is a mighty white-haired hanging-eyed tiger squatting at the feet. As long as you use the detection skills, you can see the "Companion of War Song" on the head of the Decepticon, and the "Companion of War Pet" on the head of War Song.

Zhan Ge's face is not distinctive, and in the situation where there are handsome guys everywhere, handsome becomes very ordinary.Bian Jing always felt that Zhan Ge's face was a bit familiar, but he couldn't tell how familiar it was.

"May I ask, why is your big white tiger called a battle pet?"

"My name is War Song, and I am its owner. Then its name is War Pet."

Bian Jing frowned, why does this sentence look familiar?

"Are you doing dungeons? I heard that a player is going to marry the little white fox under the boss of the dungeon today. How about we go and watch?"

Bian Jing refused: "No, I'm an NPC now, everyone knows me, so don't eat me up."

War Song: "Then you switch to player mode."

"No, then don't you know who I am?" The side player's identity is just an ordinary alias, switching to npc mode will randomly change into various npc-specific fashion coats, and the face is also randomly generated by the system.

Zhange thought for a while, and said seriously: "Then I pretend not to know?"

side view ==.

In the end, the side view was cut into the player mode. He was here for fun, and being recognized would be a big deal. Anyway, his face was adjusted in the game, and he was not afraid that someone would recognize his identity.

The two watched the dungeon boss' younger brother get married, the player finally defeated the boss with only a layer of blood left, snatched the little white fox from the boss, and entered the palace of marriage together.The world has just announced the good news, and then reported the mourning: "The player 'did a good job' and was killed by his partner 'Little White Fox'. It is too cruel to love and kill each other. Please cherish your partner." (Reminder: Players can apply for Dissolution of Marriage)”

What a sad and happy world~~~

Even if Zhan Ge is Bian Jing's friend, he can keep his identity secret even if he knows his identity, and there is no behavior of probing npc skills in an attempt to gain benefits.Moreover, Zhange is a person who is easy to make people feel happy, and his behavior is just right, not annoying at all.

For Xiao Bianjing, who has no friends who can communicate normally, this is really something worth cherishing.

The side scene didn't hire any forces to upgrade, and was called by War Song to do a mission together, the next dungeon or something.Occasionally, the two of them are arty, and at night, in the depths of the sea, under the turbulent sea, put a big turtle, sit on the back of the turtle and drink strong wine, catch a fish casually, and use cooking skills to cut it into sashimi. .

Although the food and drinks are all virtual, the free and easy mood is real.

The side view complained that the world is too deformed, the child's mother is not only a plant, but also a pet.When children grow up, they don't even know what mother's love is. When they were young, would they think that they were given away at a discount from the supermarket?

War Song said: "This is all driven by the low birth rate."

Bian Jing retorted: "Force them to treat the people who gave birth to them as pets?"

Battle Song said: "This is also because plant pets are inherently deficient, unable to work, think, and communicate like normal people."

Bian Jing sneered: "That's all an excuse."

Zhange was silent for a while: "Then what do you think should be done? We must pamper and love the plants?"

Bian Jing shook his head: "I only hope that others will see people in a vegetative state, just like humans." I never expect privileges, only hope for relative equality.

Zhange's expression suddenly changed strangely, but only for a moment.The next moment he calmly changed the subject.

The side view is a bit lonely again.Warsong is a suitable friend, but their identities doom them to great disagreements on certain points of view.

Bian Jing decided to raise a potted plant pet by himself. With his golden hair and golden fingers, couldn't he develop a little partner.

Bian Jing picked a sunny afternoon and went to the "Population and Fertility Office" opened by the empire in Toledo, planning to buy a pot that looked pleasing to the eye and brought it home.

The name is very down-to-earth, but the appearance of the Population and Reproduction Office is very impressive. The 10-story building, in today's sparsely populated empire, people prefer villas that are no more than three floors. The 10-story building is definitely for the rich. I thought about it. The golden word "Population and Reproduction Office" is followed by an equally golden symbol, which looks like a big x connected to the center of two arcs in mathematics writing.

There are two rows of real security guards standing at the door. You must know that human beings are more valuable than robots on this planet.

The building is even more orderly, with each window covering everything from application to raising, pregnancy, childbirth, and death of plant pets.

Thanks to the mixed fish and dragons in Toledo, it doesn't matter if you wear a mask on your face in the side scene.The identity verification is the Toledo resident certificate that Uncle Zu had already handled for him, which is legal and valid.

I was taken to the application office by the handsome guy at the consultation office at the door, and when I entered, I heard the staff say loudly: "I'm sorry, sir! This is the third pot of plants you have applied for. Please show the stillness of the first two pots of plants. Proof of healthy growth in your home. Otherwise, we will refuse to supply you with plant pets in accordance with the Plant Pet Act."

A man looked at people with haughty nostrils: "They are sterile, and I have already given them to some plant pet family."

The staff member said: "I'm sorry, we have all the registered plants of the Home for Homeless Plants, but we don't have the two potted plants you sent over."

The man snorted coldly: "Maybe he is dead, so everything is not registered. Don't talk nonsense with me, you are bringing me potted plants, delaying my family's succession, you are a sinner of the empire."

The staff's face also turned cold: "I'm sorry, this does not comply with the regulations."

"What are the rules or not? Isn't plant pets born to be grassed! Having said so much, it seems that this staff member has a problem with me!"

Hearing this sentence, the side view who had been on the sidelines had a flash of firefly green in his eyes.

The staff didn't say anything, just pressed the alarm bell, and in less than 30 seconds, the man was escorted out of the door by security guards with live ammunition.

Another staff member received Bian Jing: "Excuse me, what do you need? The first time you apply, you can get a year's ordinary nutrient solution for free."

"What if I want to raise two pots at once?"

"According to the regulations, you can only apply for a second pot after 5 months after applying for the first pot of plants, and you must show the certificate of healthy growth of the first pot of plants."

"But a potted plant is too lonely, I want to find him a companion."

In the common language of the Empire, it is possible to distinguish "he" and "it" from the pronunciation.Because of the word "he", the staff smiled a little more sincerely.

"Then you can apply for a pot here, and then go to the House of Wandering Plants, where there are some poor plants that were abandoned."

The side attractions nodded, and began to look through the pictures of plants with the help of the staff.

Forgive Bian Jing for being a vulgar young second generation in the past, he really has no appreciation for bonsai, let alone a bonsai in this world ╮(╯▽╰)╭.The staff introduced the potted plant endlessly, which is green and tall, and it looks very healthy at first glance.How straight the waist of this green bamboo is, it can be seen that it has strong fertility.

After looking at the side scene for a long time, I didn't see any relationship between straight waist and fertility.

After flipping through it for a while, Bian Jing asked curiously, "Is there no flowering bonsai?"

"When a plant blooms, it means that it is pregnant. After the flowering period, a baby can be born."

"Then what if it's a flower?"

"At present, we haven't been able to cultivate flower-like plant pets, and even if there are, they will all stay in the research institute."

In the final scene, I chose a plant pet containing the osmanthus gene.

Holding the small bonsai in the protective cover, the side scene is happy, and the plants are petting the plants, so I must like it.Bypassing a street, you entered the home of stray pets.Follow the welcome waiter into the large greenhouse at the back, where the green grass is decorated with flowers, and the air is full of natural fragrance.The flower room is very large, and dozens of pots of plants are placed there scatteredly.Several humanoid plant pets are standing together.

"What are they doing?"

Yingbin explained softly: "They are playing a game."

Bian Jing walked in to take a look, a little surprised.

These plant pets are working together to complete a puzzle.This kind of puzzle is not a matching pattern on a plane, but a three-dimensional light screen pattern.A thousand virtual building blocks can be long or flat, and can be assembled into hundreds of things, but it is very difficult.At least for the side view who thinks his IQ is normal, that is simply suicide brain cells.

But the building blocks are like magic, and quickly turned into a two-headed snake in the hands of the plant pet.It was pushed again, and as the foundation, a tall building was built, and a hanging garden was built on top of the tall building. The garden was full of lush purple flowers, and the largest bud slowly unfolded, flying out a beautiful butterfly.The butterfly was turned into a butterfly fairy with wings by a virtual building block. With a wave of his hand, a rainbow streaked across the sky and shattered into seven-color powder. The sun shone with intoxicating light, covering the entire building.

It's not just about IQ, it's about imagination.

Human beings know how to create because of imagination.

Bian Jing respects plant pets because of his status. If he was dressed as a human, he might be happy that the empire made this kind of plaything.Maybe he will control the plant pets like other humans, enjoying and despising at the same time.

In the past, he was still obsessed with the two names of plant pet and vegetative person, but after such a period of time, he actually looked down on the dodder-like plant pet in his heart.

But now he wants to overthrow his previous thinking.

Plant pets are not really weak, maybe they just lack an opportunity.