Whose fault is it to dress up as a plant pet!

The home of homeless plants and pets has a lot of money and wealth, and it is arrogant and domineering, occupying 75% of the advertising space in several major cities.The news of the opening of the first plant pet school on Deep Blue Star was overwhelming.

"Home for Wandering Plant Pets" claims that they have mastered a special method of educating plant pets.As long as you can send your plant pet to our school, you will get a brand new plant person after 10 months.

The word "vegetative" has been dropped hundreds of years ago.After several generations of changes, the "favorite" of plants has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.The re-promotion of the concept of vegetative person is nothing less than a challenge to mainstream values.

There are a lot of people who say it is arrogant, and even more people love it.

Since the establishment of the Home for Wandering Plant Pets, many pet owners finally no longer have the distress of not knowing how to deal with plant pets.Home for stray plants and pets can help them solve them perfectly without charging a penny.This is similar to private institutions that take in stray animals, but the difference is that the plant pets here can be treated better.Some owners even took a fancy to other plant pets and bought them home when they came to discard their pet plants.

Especially in the past two years, the home of wandering pets has undergone internal reforms, and the education of pets has become more inspiring.Many owners who have bought plant pets have reported that the IQ of the plant pets here is higher than those applied from the Fertility Office.The Home of Wandering Plant Pets also conducts irregular market follow-up surveys, and the owners will get more useful information in this survey.

In the past few months, I also tried the business of hosting plant pets. The owner is very happy to be liberated, and hopes that his plant pets can learn more here, and there is no need to worry about similar incidents of plant pet abuse.

Generally speaking, the home of wandering plant pets has a good reputation. The appearance of the plant pet school has attracted these owners enthusiastically, but few of them really dare to send plant pets.

After all, the concept of "vegetative person" is a bit too challenging. Assuming that your plant pet can really be like a human, or not, and reach the mind of a 16 or 7-year-old, how should you treat it?Just like you bought an inflatable doll, you show it the ugly side of your heart every day, and one day it becomes him, can you really face it?

At this time, the plant pets who had been secretly enlightened in the park before the side scene have gradually awakened, and obvious changes have taken place.The photographer's post that was once a small fire has become a big fire, a huge fire!There are a lot of posts and videos about the changes in my own plant pets below.

One of the most popular videos is an educational film:

In the educational film, the young boy is lying on the sofa with a shy and turbulent expression on his face, and behind him is a delicate boy of thirteen or fourteen who is working hard.The two still have a conversation:

Pet: How about this angle?

Master: Ah~~ I hate it~~~Damn plant pets~~~ hurry up~~~ah~~

Everyone's expressions are like this: =口=

They never thought that plant pets could still play like this, and the door to a new world was instantly opened.Those owners who appear to be 1 on the surface but are actually 0 in their hearts are ready to move.

This post is hot enough, but it also reflects a problem. These owners don't know how to deal with the situation where the inflatable doll turns into a human.

The plant pet school opened at this time is almost a timely help.So this school, which was not favored by some people, quickly recruited the first batch of students.

Of course, there are some people in this group who are not optimistic about the plant pet school, but I don’t know when everyone has spread it in private. The home of wandering plant pets is actually a branch of the research institute. The research institute is trying to use external forces to promote the growth of plant pets. Otherwise, how come the plant pets from here have a higher IQ than other people's?The school opened this time is actually the right time to expand the scope of the experiment. www city is the first fixed-point experiment.

This time, those who are not optimistic also send plant pets in.

There was more work on the side scenes than he thought.

The matter of plant pets becoming enlightened is of great importance. Whether it is specifically on the side scene or the home of stray plant pets, it will attract attention. Even if it is now privately playing the banner of the research institute, it is impossible to guarantee that it will not appear when the royal family slows down. opposite effect.If Bian Tiantian Daner Xiaolan and other plant pets are exposed, the consequences will be extremely difficult to control.

At this time, more smoke bombs are needed to confuse the line of sight.

Bianjing spared no effort and tried every means to enlighten plant pets on various occasions and at various times, and even flew to five cities on the same day to enlighten thousands of plant pets, trying to create the illusion of a collective awakening of plant pets.In this way, the opening of the plant pet school is to seize business opportunities and follow the trend.

The side scene was very successful. His height of thirteen or fourteen would always make people feel less wary among a kind of human over two meters long.It is often just passing by while walking on the main road, and the plant pets have successfully received the energy of the side scene.Moreover, the plant pet will not change immediately after receiving energy, which greatly reduces the possibility of side scene exposure.

In addition to the secret guidance of Tang Zhan, even the official news of the empire reported that "it is suspected to be the awakening of plant pets, and the home of wandering plant pets seizes business opportunities."

Privately, there are various speculations about the cause of this great awakening, such as "the gods came from the sky, seeing that the life of the majority of human beings is too difficult, so they gave benefits.", "The meteor shower half a year ago brought magical substances to awaken the pet plants." , "The laboratory explosion of the ghost animal researcher and the ghost animal research infected all the plant pets", "The plant pets were collectively traversed" and so on, these are relatively normal.

The most shameless thing is "Plant pets eat too much human rice green liquid, and IQ will go up ╮(╯▽╰)╭" This is Tang Zhan's idea, and it really can't change the appearance of Tang Zhan's winner in life dark heart.

In comparison, the guess that "plant pets have finally evolved by themselves after a thousand years of growth" is easier to accept.

Owners who send plant pets to school must sign a non-disclosure agreement, promising not to disclose any information until the plant pets return from school.The learning time is 8 months, and the owner can enter the school 8 times to spend time with plant pets.

The teachers in the school are dozens of teachers hired by Tang Zhan and Tang Zheshui with high salaries. They are divided into different subjects, and each subject is further divided into junior high school and high level.Almost one-to-one, many-to-one mode.More professional career planners to guide.

As soon as these teachers got started, they were in a mess when faced with a group of ignorant plant pets, and they didn't know what to do.But as time goes by, plant pets have entered the peak period of IQ, and they can learn things surprisingly quickly.These teachers are as if they have been injected with chicken blood, and all kinds of knowledge are surging out.Some of the fun plant pets are hard-working, and they are chased to attend classes every day.

What could be more fulfilling than teaching a genius!I just want to announce it to the world!

But these teachers are just like those owners, all kinds of shock, joy, relief, and pride are all suffocated in their hearts, and they can't even write ambiguous things on the Internet.Simply sick!

Some teachers have already started to follow the diary, and they are gearing up to take it out for worship after eight months!

They were not without shock, nor were they without wild thoughts.However, the awakening of plant pets is global. The school has all kinds of procedures, even the royal family's approval.Presumably this is really the rumored branch of the research institute.

After taking the initiative to devote himself to being abused last time, Tang Zhan finally got the essence of being shameless and shameless.As long as I have free time, I will pester Bianjing every day.

Bian Jing chased him away impatiently, and he said with a little daughter-in-law face: "I gave you my body, but you actually want to abandon me, you are cruel, you are ruthless, and you are making trouble for no reason!"

The border scene catches up again.

Tang Zhan straightened his stomach rascally: "I'm pregnant with your child!"

Bian Jing almost believed it and took Tang Zhan to check it out, but when he saw Tang Zhan's eyes, hehe.

As the saying goes, a tree without its bark will surely die, and a person without shame is invincible in the world!

A lot of things happened this year, first the scandal of the royal family, and then Toledo escaped from prison.

The opening of the plant pet school and the awakening of plant pets have become a social topic and diverted the public's attention.

In the tug-of-war between the royal family and the government, the government once had the upper hand. After all, the abilities of the few princes were limited.Most of the power still rests with the emperor. Seven months later, after the emperor was finally out of critical condition, the imperial family regrouped. The new government cannot compete with the millennium background, even with the support of Tang Zhan.

However, the royal family under the centralized system looks like an iron channel on the surface, but in fact it has long been divided internally.The demise of a dynasty often comes from within.

The emperor was critically ill once, and his temples were gray. He lived long enough, and many things were overlooked once he was critically ill.

The old emperor was as immobile as a mountain, and the ministers below tremblingly reported what happened to the old emperor during the year when he was critically ill.In terms of military politics, the old emperor is not worried. As long as he grasps the core of the empire, the royal family will never fall down.He doesn't care about the intrigue among the princes in the royal family, this is the way the heir chooses.

Until the reporter talked about the popular plant pet school and various changes in plant pets.The plant pet research institute is under the full control of the emperor, and the ministers, including the eldest prince and the third prince, all believe that the institute's contribution to the awakening of plant pet pets may be another private property of the old emperor.Some people euphemistically said that this situation was too sudden, and the empire was not ready yet.Drafting of a new plant pet rights bill should begin immediately.

The old emperor's face became a little ugly. After watching a few popular videos on the Internet, his face was so gloomy that he could drip water.In the end, he let out a long sigh: "Be prepared for the large-scale recycling of plant pets, this batch of plant pets cannot be kept."

Several ministers were shocked but did not dare to speak out.

The emperor waved them away, entered the royal secret room, opened the secret key, and was about to ask about the recent situation and inventory of the research institute.

Unexpectedly, no one answered!

When he was burning with anxiety, the second prince whom he was more optimistic about turned out from inside, and he came earlier than the emperor.

The emperor felt offended by his authority, but at the same time was pleased with the methods of his second son.

So the tone is relatively calm: "What are you doing here?"

The second prince looked at him quietly.