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After walking for a day without finding another city, they could only sit down and rest in the woods.

The sky at night is very beautiful, but without so many stars, the moon is really bright!Ah~~~ Today is the night of the full moon!

Before going to bed, everyone was silent, Yuying was very helpless, these guys are really scary!Why don't they like to joke?

Suddenly, several lights appeared not far away, flickering.

Then, several pale-faced people came towards them.

"Honor the dead and leave money behind."

Yuying was about to scold, but Yinzhi stopped him: "Don't make trouble with this kind of thing, don't worry about them, since we saw a ghost..."

"Ghost you dead head!" Yuying said: "Open your dog eyes wide, where is it a ghost? It's obviously a human, okay? Damn! A group of stupid ancients! Let me, a teenager in the 21st century, explain to you Let's go!"

"Hmph, little devil!" One of the "ghosts" laughed disdainfully.

"Huh? Little ghost head?" He really pissed Yuying off, so Yuying kept talking: "Where is this a ghost? It's a robber, okay? I really have no common sense! Will-o'-the-wisps don't come out from ghosts. It's because the phosphorus and oxygen on the body of the buried dead person burn well?"

"..." No one could understand.

Yu Ying continued: "Of course a good boy like me who follows the natural facts can explain such things! People say that ghosts don't have jaws, what's the matter with your jaws? Also, ghosts can fly, you Fly! youcanfly!"

"It's scary for a little ghost to provoke a ghost!"

"It's even more frightening to provoke people!" Yuying said, "People are [-]% afraid of ghosts, and ghosts are [-]% afraid of people. We haven't started to be afraid yet! Why did you run out?"

Yin Zhi pulled Yu Ying behind her and said, "Stop talking, are you looking for death by fighting against the robber?"

Yuying looked surprised: "Are you sick? You tell me not to provoke you even though you know it's a robber? If you don't teach them a lesson, they won't restrain themselves!"

Yinzhi smiled and said, "But you don't want to see me kill people, do you?"

"I..." Yuying suddenly realized that Yinzhi didn't want to kill herself!Narcissus came out and said, "Young master, leave these guys to me to deal with! I will definitely deal with them!"

"No need, just leave their dog's life behind."

"Little Lord!!"

"Hmph? I don't know who left whose dog's life!" The robbers said, and took out their knives: "You are ready to die!" Then they rushed up.

Yinzhi pushed her palm, and all the robbers flew back more than ten meters, and all vomited blood.

Yin Zhi looked at them coldly and said, "Get lost!"

"Hmph! You really deserve to be Yinzhi." At this moment, Qingshuang appeared again, and she sneered: "Yinzhi, you are so cruel, you actually lied to me last time?"

"Lying to you? Are you stupid?"

"You..." Qingshuang stared at Yinzhi fiercely: "Today I must kill the little man beside you!"

"Who? Me?" Yuying pointing at herself foolishly, Qingshuang sneered: "Who else is there besides you? You don't even know that Yinzhi got me drunk last time and then left!"

"Yinzhi is doing well!" Yuying shouted.

faint!Now is not the time for compliments!Yuying smiled and said: "Beauty, you don't know martial arts, and you can't fight Yin Zhi, so why don't we change the way, you ask me three questions, if I can answer them all, you let us go, how about it?" ?”

"That's what you said, what if you can't answer it?"

"It's up to you!" Yu Ying said confidently, hey, it's time to use her brain power!Let me show you what nonsense magic is!

Qingshuang began to ask: "Excuse me... How many kinds of people have I met?"

"Two kinds!" This question is the best answer, Yuying secretly smiled, no matter what answer you give, I can relate to my own answer, it depends on what you do!

Qingshuang sneered: "Wrong! The people I've met, but I can't count them myself!"

"But the people I've met can generally be summed up as two types." Yuying smiled and said, "Men and women, what? Is there anything wrong with my answer?"

"You..." Qingshuang frowned and said, "Forget it, the second question: Is Chang'e on the moon now?"

"Not here!" Yu Ying answered very simply, please, if you ask me questions about studies, I really can't answer them!Because the study is really a mess, but these can still be picked up!

"how do you know?"

"The moon is just a very tiny satellite in the Milky Way. Science has proved that the moon has no living things, no oxygen, no water. How can Chang'e survive? Chang'e was also a mortal body before she became a fairy? So! If there are no such things It is impossible for Chang'e to survive, so..."

"Boy, you are really talking nonsense! See if I don't kill you!"

"Hey! Why are you being so unreasonable?" Yuying yelled, "I promised to let me go after answering three questions! How are you cheating now?! You... no wonder no man likes you!"

Qingshuang was stunned, and the sword in her hand fell to the ground.

Ariel, isn't that right in the heart of someone else's sadness? ?Yu Ying was suddenly worried: "Hey! Are you okay?"

Yin Zhi pulled Yu Ying behind her and said, "Shh, stop talking, she's going crazy soon, you'd better be careful."

"Xiami?" Yu Ying was taken aback: "Could it be... that he is going to go berserk?"

Sure enough, Qingshuang's eyes became extremely frightening, she desperately used her internal strength, and then hit anyone she saw!My God, she doesn't even spare her own people!Fortunately, Tianao is not here~~~ Yinzhi took off her coat and hugged Yuying, saying: "Don't let her see your face, get out!"

"That... a lot of people will die!" Yu Ying said, and Yin Zhi sighed deeply: "There is no other way now, now they are killing each other, we have no way to intervene!"

Yuying suddenly regretted it, she really shouldn't be so talkative!

While running away, I happened to meet a man, the man was handsome and talented, my God!All they met were handsome guys and beautiful women~~~ The man saw them in such a hurry and said, "What's wrong with you?"

Yuying said: "Miss Qingshuang went berserk, it's really scary."

"Rampage is...?"

"She's crazy, she probably lost her mind." Yinzhi said, "Brother, is there a place to stay? This place is really too dangerous."

"You are... Yinzhi?!" The man was taken aback.

Yu Ying nodded and said, "I'm sorry to disturb you, but really... please." Yu Ying opened his beautiful eyes and acted cute.

The other party smiled and said: "Okay, the humble house is simple, and I hope you don't dislike it."

Yu Ying burst into tears and said, "Brother, I found out that I fell in love with you suddenly~~"

Yinzhi glanced at Yuying, with a displeased expression on her face, Yuying suddenly felt a little helpless, so she had to gently caress Yinzhi's back: "Good boy, I won't want you, I still love you, OK?"

"En." Yinzhi had no objection.

Yu Ying curled her lips and muttered in a low voice: "Damn! I just love others, what's wrong? I love everyone, can you control me? You're so narrow-minded!! Super narrow-minded!"

"What are you muttering about?" Yin Zhi asked, Yu Ying immediately shook her head, "No! Nothing!"

When we arrived at the man's house, the man served tea and said, "I'm really sorry, my humble house is too..."

"No! No way!" Yuying immediately said: "We interrupted you! By the way, I haven't asked your name yet!"

"My name is Li Qiu." The man said, at this time, a woman walked in with a child in her arms: "Sir, do you have any guests?"

"Yes." Just after Li Qiu finished speaking, the woman was stunned.She looked at Yin Zhi and dared not come in for a long time.

Yuying looked at Yinzhi, and kicked him hard: "Damn it! Why do you look like a dead person when you come to someone's house as a guest? You scared him!"

Yinzhi frowned tightly: "What else?"

"Smile! Smile!" Yu Ying said, Yinzhi turned her face away, "No, you think I'm you? You laugh foolishly all day long."

Depend on!You actually said I was stupid!Yu Ying stepped forward, teased the child, and said, "Hello! My name is Yu Ying. What's your name?"

The child reached out to hug him.

Li Qiu smiled and said, "Yuying is just right! Xiaobao likes you so much!"

"Sister!" The woman was a little unhappy, Li Qiu walked over and said, "It's okay, I trust Yuying."

Yu Ying nodded and said, "That's right, that's right, I'm not Yin Zhi, I won't stare at people all day long! But... Yin Zhi actually looks pretty when she smiles!"

Li Qiu was a little puzzled: "That...Yinzhi can laugh?"

"Pfft——" Yuying really wanted to cry: "Please, Yin Zhi is also human, okay? Of course he can laugh, but...he always pretends to be cool!" In fact, it's because he hasn't laughed often since he was a child. .

Yuying couldn't bear to tell this fact.

Suddenly, Yu Ying thought of a way to make Yin Zhi happy: "How about this! I thought of a game, do you want to play it together? It's definitely fun."

"What game?" Yinzhi was actually interested!

So... the mountain was originally very quiet, but there was laughter here... If you see a group of grown-up brats playing with eagles and chickens, don't be surprised!

It was late at night, and they all went to sleep in the room.

"Yin Zhi, you haven't slept yet?" Yu Ying asked, Yin Zhi turned her back to Yu Ying and said, "I can't sleep, I'm really happy tonight, Yu Ying, thank you."

"Why are you saying that?" Yu Ying sat up and said, "How about this, you can't sleep, can I tell you a story?"

"Story? What story?"

Yu Ying said solemnly: "The stories you haven't heard before are not those about Nuwa mending the sky! The story I'm going to call 'Cinderella'. Once upon a time, there was a girl whose mother died of dystocia when she was born. Another wife, the wife has two daughters who are slightly older than Cinderella, and later, Cinderella's father also died..."

Although Yuying didn't speak very well, Yinzhi listened with great interest.

Yuying gave this story a Chinese version. He turned the prince into a prince, changed the selection of the princess at the ball into the prince's selection of the princess, and changed the most critical glass shoe into a crystal shoe.

Yinzhi fell asleep unknowingly, Yuying smiled lightly, stroking Yinzhi's hair, it's so good, Yinzhi is so good, it's so good to know Yinzhi.

Yuying bent down and kissed Yinzhi's ear: "Yinzhi, I seem to really like you..."

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