Master is not to be provoked

The New Year’s Eve dinner in rural areas is usually an afternoon meal, usually starting at two or three o’clock in the afternoon, drinking some wine, sleeping until dark, getting up at seven or eight o’clock to make bread and dumplings, and preparing for the midnight meal.

When Ke Muai woke up, it was already dark outside, and the kang under his body was burning hot, both of his hands were pinched under his armpits by Jing Yunsong, and one of Jing Yunsong's feet rested on his body, The other foot was between his legs.

Jing Yunsong was wearing a white snow-white sweater, which made his little face even more cute. He looked at it for a while, and finally couldn't hold back, and kissed gently. He wanted to kiss his mouth, but the difference between their lips was less than half a centimeter The place shifted and kissed on the left cheek.

As soon as he kissed, Jing Yunsong woke up: "Mumu, you're awake, when is it..." He turned his head and looked at the wall, and by the light of the two small palace lanterns hanging on the wall, he could Seeing the hands of the quartz clock, "It's past seven o'clock, I have to get up and make dumplings."

The two got up, put on socks, put on shoes, washed their faces, and prepared to make dumplings.

There are still a lot of dumplings made the day before yesterday. Except for one meal that day, the rest are frozen, and they can be eaten at any time during the first month. Today’s dumplings have to be made fresh, the fillings have already been mixed, and the noodles After waking up, the two of them came to Xu Leyang's room carrying them.

Xu Leyang woke up a long time ago, and is feeding the dogs. Lele has to feed six babies. Although he eats extra meals and supplements with egg and broth, he still loses weight unavoidably, and his body hair is no longer as shiny as before, and has begun to dry up. Yes, the six little milk dogs are plump, lively and active, running around, tearing and playing with Xu Leyang's slippers.

Ke Muai looked at the back room: "Is godfather awake?"

"I've only woken up for a while, and I'm feeling embarrassed. You two go in and talk about him, and see if he dares to drink so much in the future."

Ke Muai put the basin on the table, entered the room with Jing Yunsong, and Bai Junyi lay on the bed and rubbed his temples.

"Godfather! Are you awake? Hurry up, let's make dumplings!" Bai Junyi was still worried at first, but when he saw that he didn't say anything about being drunk, he was relieved when he heard Ke Muai say, "Your pork rib soup tastes too good Do you keep your socks for wearing? Or cook them later?"

Bai Junyi blushed immediately, wanted to say something, but couldn't say anything, and finally simply retracted his head into the bed, wrapped himself completely in the quilt, and remained motionless.

Even Jing Yunsong laughed now: "Uncle Bai, come out, let's make dumplings."

Bai Junyi remained motionless.

Jing Yunsong continued to yell, but Ke Muai stopped him, and went to the outhouse to find a rope and came back: "Godfather, was it true that you hugged my uncle and said you love him very much?" Actually, Bai Junyi never said that. This sentence, but Bai Junyi didn't know it, lying in the bed, wishing to die more and more immediately, Ke Muai came to push him, but he didn't move, Ke Muai stretched his hand under his body, he wrapped the quilt tightly, Ke Muai took the end of the rope and sent it over, and continued to embarrass him, "Godfather, actually, you don't have to be embarrassed about this kind of thing. As the saying goes, you tell the truth after drinking, but you bite your own feet while biting your own feet." It is too much to say that the sauced pig's trotters I made are not tasty..."

He kept talking, and Bai Junyi dared not show his face more and more. He and Jing Yunsong tied the quilt with a rope from his shoulders to his feet to form a big rice dumpling. With a flushed face, Ke Muai squeezed Bai Junyi's cheek: "Godfather, why don't you talk anymore? You used to talk non-stop when you were drinking, but now you don't talk when you wake up. It's too much. I still have to pour some wine for you, Songsong, go and get a bottle of Moutai bought by my uncle, then a funnel, and pour it in for godfather."

Bai Junyi felt that he was so embarrassed: "You little brat... let me go! Are you listening? Hurry up and let me go, or I'll see if I beat you later!"

"Okay! You still dare to threaten me! Songsong, I'll serve you with great torture!" Ke Muai rode on Bai Junyi's body, and pressed his ears against the pillow with his hands.

Jing Yunsong sat back to back with him, riding on Bai Junyi's legs, lifted the lower edge of the quilt, and scratched the soles of his feet.

Bai Junyi is the most ticklish, Jing Yunsong scratched it with his hands, and he immediately became a fish on the shore, struggling to overwhelm: "You two get down for me! Ahhhh, stop scratching! Get down for me! Ahhh... ..." His whole body was tied up, his ears were tied and he couldn't turn over, struggled, his face was flushed, and soon his voice changed, "Let me go, please, Mumu baby, Baby Songsong, please forgive me, Godfather begged for mercy, ahhh, I can't do it, I'm going to die..."

"You let it go if you say it, but you don't want to let it go! How can there be such a cheap thing?" Ke Muai stepped on his forehead with his foot, grabbed his face with both hands and pulled it from side to side, "I worked hard all day and all night The pork rib soup, you used it to wash socks! It's too much!"

Jing Yunsong scratched non-stop, Bai Junyi struggled so hard that he could only scream: "Yangyang! Come and help me! The two of them rebelled, and I can't do it. If you don't come to save me, Yangyang, I will die." I'm about to die, woo woo...Yangyang, help me!"

Xu Leyang came in with a smile: "He also knew he was wrong, you two should let him go, and give my uncle and godfather some face."

Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong just let go and jumped off him: "That's it this time, don't dare to waste food next time, hmph!"

Xu Leyang untied the rope, Bai Junyi threw off the quilt, and rushed over. Ke Muai expected that he would take revenge, so he went to the ground early, but he still grabbed his shoulders with both hands, dragged him onto the kang, and took the shoes that had just fallen onto his feet. It flew off and was almost thrown into the dumpling pot.

Bai Junyi captured Ke Muai under the quilt, Jing Yunsong rushed to rescue him, Bai Junyi wrapped himself and Ke Muai into a cocoon with the quilt, pressed Ke Muai to the ground, and reached out to his ribs to squeak him.

Ke Muai in the bed let out a more miserable cry than Bai Junyi just now. Jing Yunsong tried to rescue him outside, but he couldn't tear off the quilt. In desperation, he also burrowed in through the gap...

The three fought hard on the kang for a while, let go of each other panting, and looked at the time, it was already eight o'clock!

Ke Muai turned on the TV, Bai Junyi came down to set up the round table, and the four of them watched the Spring Festival Gala while making dumplings.

After making the dumplings, put them aside first, and the four of them sat on the kang, eating Maoka candies, hazelnuts and pine nuts, drinking tea, and watching TV. When the Spring Festival Gala ended, it happened to be midnight. Xu Leyang took the lead to take all the firecrackers outside, and the surrounding firecrackers were already ringing.

Xu Leyang connected several hanging earth reds together, hung the longest one on the lantern pole, and hung a shorter one on each side of the gate stack, and lit them at the same time.Bai Junyi laid out more than a dozen firecrackers on the ground, and clicked on this point and that point.

Jing Yunsong still fired flashes of thunder, and flashes of various colors shot into the air, and with a bang, they exploded into gorgeous fireworks.

Ke Muai set off magic bullets and all kinds of fireworks, none of which would explode. There was a sky-drilling monkey flying into the sky whistling, a small flying saucer spinning all over the ground, and a bumblebee rushing forward. Laughing happily among them.

After the firecrackers were set off, an altar was set up in the yard. The oil painting of the God of Wealth was made of corn poles and stood behind the work. In the center of the front was a roasted pig's head with two green onions inserted into the pig's nose. Steamed red bean paste buns, each with chopsticks dipped in ink pad and dotted with three red dots, forming a pyramid shape. There are also four small plates containing hazelnuts, pine nuts, jujubes, and persimmons.

After offering offerings, we went back to the house and started cooking dumplings, braised pig's trotters and chicken feet, and encouraged each other to eat more, so that we could spend a lot of money in the coming year.

After eating, it was already past one o'clock in the middle of the night. After cleaning up the dishes, Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong went back to the room to sleep.

The next morning, Ke Muai and Jing Yunsong changed into red underwear and socks, shirts and underpants, and tied a red belt. They were all red, and they became red children. Fortunately, they wore a lot of clothes in winter, and they wore sweaters and wool pants outside. Jeans, down jackets, and high-waisted cotton shoes, nothing could be seen. The two came to Xu Leyang's room and wished them a New Year: "Happy New Year, Uncle (Godfather)! Happy New Year, Godfather (Uncle Bai)! "

Bai Junyi was still under the covers, rubbing his eyes and complaining: "Why do your family members wake up so early? Don't children always sleep late? It's not yet full light outside." He yawned, took his pants, He took out 400 yuan from it, "I'll give you two new year's money, I'm not as rich as Yangyang, two hundred for each person, don't think it's too little."

Xu Leyang gave each child five whites, knowing that they would not spend money indiscriminately, and would not be too verbose.

Bai Junyi's family members are all in the city, Ke Muai will not go back to Weigou to pay New Year's greetings, and Xu Leyang will not go back to Nianpangou. Naturally, no one will come here to give them New Year's greetings, so the atmosphere on the morning of the first day of the new year is very leisurely. Knowing mahjong, Bai Junyi quickly shook his head. No one would be willing to play mahjong with Jing Yunsong, not even those who drink cold water, so they played poker instead, four hundred four, five hundred cents a pot, Ke Muai and Bai Junyi, Jing Yunsong and Xu Leyang are two couples, father and son, whoever saves 15 points first will win, and the loser will have a [-]-minute pedicure for the winner.

Jing Yunsong and Xu Leyang lost three pots in a row, conceded the bet, and gave Ke Muai and Bai Junyi a foot massage. It was quite formal, but it was actually learned from TV. Press again, as for the acupoint reflex area, it is not within the scope of consideration, but it is still quite comfortable.

Ke Muai and Bai Junyi were sitting on the kang, watching TV, drinking tea, and enjoying themselves. Ke Muai occasionally peeled hazelnuts and pine nuts and sent them to Jing Yunsong's mouth. Xu Leyang looked at Bai Junyi: "I want it too!"

Bai Junyi teased him with a hazelnut: "You look like a child too! But you are younger than me, come on, call me brother, I'll feed you a hazelnut, don't give it!"