Master is not to be provoked

Like a dream, the mountains, big trees, and rivers all appeared in front of his eyes. He found himself wearing a pair of shorts and standing barefoot in the field.

He bit his hand, it hurt so much!

Just as they were not sure about the situation, eight savages ran up the hillside ahead. They were indeed savages. Four men and four women were all tall and burly. The men were more than 1.8 meters tall, and the women were all close to 1.7 meters. Their arms were shorter than their own thighs. Thick, with loose hair, dirty face, naked upper body full of muscles, a piece of animal skin around the waist, and a pair of big bare feet, walking like flying.

They ran in front of Ke Muai, fanned each other, all knelt down, and kissed Ke Muai's instep with a very devout attitude.

Ke Muai took two steps back in fright, men and women straightened up, hurt and fear surged in their eyes, especially the strongest man, under his greasy hair, his eyes began to glisten, as if he had been untouched for a long time. A big dog that the owner likes.

"What's the situation? Where is this place? Who are you?" Ke Muai asked in a panic.

The eight people spoke together: "Ji Li Gu Lu, Ji Li Gu Lu..."

Ke Muai: "..."

Which dialect is this?Ke Muai couldn't figure out the situation, but he was sure that they wouldn't hurt him, so he stepped forward and patted the big man's head. The man immediately became happy, chatted with the others, and then kept beckoning Ke Muai. Walking up the hillside, the four men worked together to push away a rock nearly two meters high, revealing a cave.

Ke Muai walked in, there was a lot of space inside, and there were four piles of relatively fine withered grass covered with animal skins, which should be the beds of these eight savages. Breathing, there are more than a dozen pieces of grilled meat next to it.

The strongest man picked up the largest piece of barbecue, knelt down in front of Ke Muai, and held it respectfully. His expression was a bit like a subject visiting the king, or like the most loyal believer offering sacrifices to the gods.

Their attitude flattered Ke Muai, and dispelled the fear in her heart. She reached out to take the barbecue, took a bite, and it was still a little hot. It was roasted just right, but there was no seasoning, and the smell was too strong. He was sure it wasn't beef or mutton, but in the blink of an eye he saw several pairs of antlers piled up in the corner, and suddenly realized that it was venison.

The barbecue was huge, and he was full after eating a third of it, and it was very greasy in his hand. For the time being, he put it on the stone next to it, supported it with a leaf, and carefully looked at the "savage nest".

He can be sure that these eight savages are still living in the Stone Age. Their weapons are the round wooden sticks at the entrance of the cave. They are nearly two meters long and have a thick bowl mouth. He looked at the muscular arms of the men, imagined the scene when they waved such logs to hunt their prey, and estimated that it would be enough to open his head.

The savages’ food was venison and mushrooms, which were probably collected by the women, and they were piled up in a huge pile in the corner. He went over and looked, and there were as many as ten kinds. The most valuable thing was that there were also many monkeys. Head mushrooms, this thing is very rare, and it is called bear's paw, bird's nest, and shark's fin. Before large-scale planting, the price has remained high.

He thought for a while, got all the Hericium erinaceus into a pile, and gestured to a few savages: "Give these to me, okay?"

The savages were very smart, they understood what he meant almost immediately, and stretched out their hands to push all the mushrooms over.

Ke Muai was very happy. She originally wanted to go up the mountain to pick mushrooms and sell them. This time, someone delivered them directly to her door. After selling these mushrooms and earning money, she kept some of it for herself and bought some clothes, bedding, grain, rice, oil, salt, etc. It would be nice to give back to them.

Thinking of shopping, he suddenly became worried again. He ran here in a daze, could he go back?You won't just spend your whole life here with the savages, will you?And it's like a dream, maybe it's just a joy, and when I open my eyes tomorrow morning, nothing happened.

He tried hard to go back, and the scene of their house quickly appeared in his mind, the house was pitch black, Ke Yongli was drunk, lying on the top of the kang, snoring loudly, while he himself was lying on the top of the kang, sleep with eyes closed...

The next moment, he found that he was really lying in bed on the kang, and all the caves and savages were gone.

Waking up the next morning, Ke Muai scratched her head, recalling what happened last night.

I thought it was a dream, but when I turned over, I touched something.

Hericium erinaceus!There really is a Hericium erinaceus mushroom!

The greasy and fishy smell of roasted venison remained on his hands, and he lifted the quilt, and there was a lot of mud on his feet that had been cleaned before going to bed last night, and even the quilt was dirty a lot.

it is true!Caves, savages, mushrooms, all real!

He felt better all of a sudden, dressed and folded the quilt, and went to the outhouse to boil water and cook. Ke Yongsheng was still snoring on the top of the kang, but Ke Muai ignored it. The leftover half pot of rice, half plate of eggs, and a few slices of sausage were kept warm in it, and a small half plate of five-spice peanuts was almost enough for the two of them to eat.

As soon as the pot was steaming, there was the sound of a car outside. Ke Yongsheng came to pick him up in a Santana. He came into the room and called Ke Yongli. He asked him to wash his face and hurriedly dragged him away. It was really the third wife. It was too urgent, he had to get the money quickly.

Good to go, clean to go!Ke Muai wished that his father would never come back, that he would be at home alone.

He locked all the doors of the courtyard and the room outside, then jumped into the house through the window, brought out the food, and ate it quickly on the pot table.

Back in the back room, he began to look for the feeling of last night, and soon, a hillside, a cave, and four women were there to disassemble half a bloody dead deer in his mind.

He appeared directly in the cave, and the four women saw him suddenly appear, with expressions of awe and excitement on their faces, and prostrated themselves on the ground, worshiping him like a god.

Ke Muai waved his hand to tell them not to do this. Looking at the dead deer on the ground, it should be the breakfast they hunted. The cavity has been hollowed out, and there is no blood and internal organs of the deer. He gestured to the four women and asked.

They were very smart, and quickly understood what Ke Muai meant, took him outside, pointed to the river and told Ke Muai with gestures that all the internal organs were thrown in the river, and all the deer blood was drained in.

There is a relatively flat rock by the river, covered with dark red blood stains, many thick layers, some have dried up, some are not yet viscous, it should be the place where they process their prey all year round.