Facial paralysis and sugar

I am an 18-year-old boy in full bloom, currently studying in a high school in S city.You want to ask me what am I doing now?I can only answer you, I am observing human beings, ah, no, I am observing my goddess ~ I am sorry, who said to follow!I'm just observing, besides, the playground is so wide, do I have a place to hide!A little professional knowledge please!

Ahem, let’s get down to business, and finally, what I want to say is my name, my name is... Wang Fu, listening to this name, I don’t know which game I thought it was the NPC of Baozipu!But I'm very.satisfied.my name!I really gritted my teeth sincerely, ah, no, it was cheerful and optimistic to thank my parents.

"Xiaofu~~"

"Jing Yan?" I raised my eyebrows, looking for the reputation, isn't it, why is this kid here?Didn't you say you were hospitalized?Did you come here so quickly with your belongings alive and kicking to report?

Jing Yan, my bamboo horse, bamboo horse, is a few months younger than me, and of course he is not as handsome as me. He was supposed to report with me a month ago, and he didn't want to have a car accident... However, I have to lament that this person's recovery ability is sincere super strong.

"Xiaofu~~"

As soon as Jing Yan lost the suitcase, Long Yuan stretched out his hand with a bright old face, ready to pounce on me.

"Be careful—!!" I, Erkang, yelled.

"Huh?" Jing Yan paused, looked at the basketball flying towards him, turned around and firmly grabbed the basketball with both hands.

I rub it, it's too awesome.

"Are you okay?" I ran up to look at Jing Yan, who was a little stupefied. There was no way. Hidden danger.

"Student, are you okay?" The person who came to pick up the ball also arrived.

Jing Yan lowered his head, staring blankly at the basketball in his hand.

"Are you all right?" I looked at Jing Yan and said very bossy, "I'm not scared, brother is here, don't be afraid, return the ball quickly, don't make people wait."

"It's not that, I..." The person who picked up the ball explained with some embarrassment when he heard what I said, but he didn't expect the ball to be stuffed into his hand before he finished speaking.

"Xiaofu, did you see that? I just turned around and caught the ball, didn't I look so handsome?" Jing Yan's starry eyes flashed: "I think I've become more energetic since I was hit by a car a month ago. You said I won't be knocked out of superpowers, right?"

"..."

"I think you've been knocked out of your nerves." I shook my head and looked at the petrified Brother Picking Ball pitifully. It was really sinful.Fortunately, I grew up with this unlucky child, and I have fully experienced the skill of this guy's extraordinary head with a wrong line, and I have cultivated an invincible immune system, so I can live until now.

"Xiaofu, I miss you so much." Jing Yan immediately hugged me: "I've eaten too much pepper lately. I'm so happy to see the pimple on your forehead~"

"Fuck, I'll kill you!" This guy definitely did it on purpose!If I don't tie up the hair on the forehead, you can see a wool!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

He even laughed shamelessly!strangle you bastard!

"Uh, that..."

"Huh?" Jing Yan was strangled by me, and he looked at the hesitant person in front of him with a confused face: "My dear man, who are you?"

"..." Brother Qianqiu held the ball and ran away speechlessly.

"Tsk tsk tsk, look, I don't want to thank you." I let go of my words, shook my head and smacked my lips.

"I'm probably speechless." Jing Yan blinked mischievously, then turned around and pulled his luggage: "Let's go... Puff..."

"..."

Right in the face!I was a little dumbfounded as I watched Jing Yan fall to the ground with a 'bang', and the culprit was rolling to the side. Could this be the legendary saying that he can escape the basketball but not the football?

"Student, are you okay?" The man in the football jersey ran over, guessing that he kicked the ball, the voice asked sincerely.

"Hmm..." Jing Yan covered his nose, waved his hands, and sat up with a smirk.

I hurried up to help, also waved my hand, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, give my brother 32 praises for his football skills, the future of the motherland depends on you."

"...Are you all right? Why do I feel that you are hurting me?" The kicker picked up the ball with some embarrassment.

"..." Anyway, I didn't praise you, I complained in my heart, looked around, and found that my goddess had long since disappeared, sighed, and resigned to my fate to pat the dust on the clothes of my unlucky child, and lifted my head. Holding the suitcase: "Let's go, brother will take you back to the dormitory, the bed is reserved for you all the time."

After speaking, he turned around and left with others, without taking away a cloud, leaving Brother Kiqiu alone to blow the wind.

***

At night, 1002 homes.

"Xiaofu, we're back~"

Hearing this voice, I couldn't hold back the veins in my forehead. Damn it, I'm making your bed here, but the fuck broke into our house quickly, hooked up with my roommate, and went out to fool around!How can it be repaired!So, I let out an angry roar, and as soon as the door opened, a pillow was thrown over.

"Where are you fooling around! I heard the three of you crying and howling in the corridor from afar!"

"We brought you..." Before Jing Yan finished speaking, he was hit in the face by a pillow I threw over, and he was still carrying the packed rice in his hand, and he finished his sentence while covering his nose, "Fin... ..."

"Hmph, I guess you guys have some conscience." I snorted coldly and walked up to Jing Yan in a few steps, grabbed the food and hurriedly opened it to read.

"The head of the dormitory~~ is the master~~" Jing Yan turned around and threw himself into the arms of Zhang Xin, the head of the dormitory in Room 1002.

Tsk tsk, immoral.

Zhang Xin looked at me and pushed his glasses calmly: "Bird. Beast."

"That's right, it wasn't you who was supposed to give Jing Yan a chance to catch up with the wind, but you yourself stayed in front of the computer and insisted on surfing some campus forums, and now it's our fault! Why do you bully the newcomers? Erfu, as a deputy I have to criticize you, head of the dormitory." Fatty Sun, who was blocked from the door, shouted at me inside the room.

"Fatty Sun, don't come here. Jing Yanshao and I have known each other for more than ten years. Back then, we were known as the Wangfujing group dominating the Quartet. Who is a newcomer! Speaking of which, there are only four people in the dormitory. You are still the deputy head of the dormitory, you are a fat man at best." With chicken legs stuffed in my mouth, my hygienic eyes flew wildly, and my contempt was at its peak.

Domineering!

"Oh, you still look down on fat people, don't you? Third Uncle said that there must be a fat person in every story. I'm so happy for you fat man."

"Did the third uncle say that? Besides, the fat man among the people is very agile. Can you do it? You are so embarrassed to put money on your face when you pant like a dog after walking a few steps."

"Damn it! The trash talk isn't over yet, is it? Zhang Xinjing said you squat down, it seems that you can't do without confrontation."

"..." Zhang Xin and Jing Yan looked at each other and squatted down obediently.

"Come on, you." I waved the half-eaten chicken leg and clamored.

"Look at Fatty, how I will deal with you red pox monster today." Fatty Sun tugged at his sleeves.

"Fuck! I have a pimple on my head! Fatty Sun, you're done for today!"

The eyes of the two great gods squatting at the door lit up, and they each stepped aside to make room.

System prompt: [Angry Wang Erfu] has been released.

'Boom. '

Zhang and Jing worked together, and when the door was closed, Fatty Sun was left to hold the hatred of [angry Wang Erfu] outside the door.

"Damn it! You two are too cruel, don't leave the fat man outside the door! Ouch! Er Fu, don't be so cruel, you, oh, it hurts! Don't pinch the fat man's flesh, women can't lose their tricks What a disgrace! Oh shit! Begging to open the door! Wang Erfu is so cruel!"

Fatty Sun wailed and tugged at the door, I gritted my teeth and pursued the victory.

'Clang...'

Fatty Sun and I stopped immediately, the door in front of us was still closed, but the doors of the dormitory on the entire floor were all open!

I saw that everyone started to scream with red eyes, and all kinds of rubbish danced and flew.

"The neighbor next door is so noisy!"

"Don't let people rest!"

"So free to masturbate!"

"Nimma, the game has been disconnected by you!"

……

……

"Damn it, the firepower is too strong, and everyone upstairs will protest if it keeps making such noise." Fatty Sun twisted his fat body while dodging from left to right.

"Don't worry, there are two chief dormitory chiefs upstairs, let me see who dares!"

"Come on, don't blow it up, we will definitely be cleaning here again tomorrow, and we must call the headquarters." Fatty Sun said that a tiger rushed towards the door of his old den, who knew that the door was originally locked from the inside. The time was opened, and Fatty Sun fell into it in a standard state of dog eating.

"Fuck, close the door quickly, a large wave of zombies is approaching from behind!" I stepped on Fatty Sun, and together with Zhang Xin, we dragged Fatty Sun's head into the room, Jing Yan said with a wink , close the door directly.

"Oh my mother." I sat down on the bed, loosened the upside-down braid on my forehead, shook my head, and kicked Fatty Sun next to my feet: "I said Fatty Sun, you should lose weight Yeah, it's too heavy."

"Fart! My master's head is about to be pulled off by you!" Fatty Sun sat up, clutching his neck, listening to the door being slammed by the garbage thrown by the neighbors, shaking his head and sighing: "This group of people It's so devoid of humanitarian spirit, it's just insane."

"It's very humanitarian to not kill you two." Zhang Xin still pushed his glasses calmly.

"Listen, is this what people say?" I condemned.

"Yes, severe criticism!" Fatty Sun agreed.

I squinted at Jing Yan who was standing next to Zhang Xin: "I didn't say it, Jing Yan, why didn't you say a word?"

I saw Jing Yan replied to me calmly.

"I'm new here, I don't understand the market, I'm waiting and watching."

Nima, the thief boy should pretend to be innocent!

The author has something to say: Author's personal statement:

(Please take 1 minute to read my nonsense! [←Author, you are enough! Open your mouth and take medicine! 2333)

Heck, that's how it happened.

The author, I suddenly found this article when I was cleaning my mailbox, and then I found that I wrote this article in early March 14 (because I was worried that the computer was broken or the memory card was broken, so I always have the habit of sending the manuscript to the mailbox with a small number and storing it, hey? I seem to have exposed something _(:_」∠)_).

Then I discovered a lot of interesting things and things when I was reading the article, such as lol, such as 32 likes, it turned out that there was a long time ago and I knew it and used it a long time ago, and there are many more There are many words that are still popular in 15 years. When I read the article I wrote a year ago, I almost wondered if I lost my memory_(:_」∠)_

Cough cough...... Closer to home.

Anyway, I read this article cheerfully, and ended up not wanting myself (facial paralysis or something is really cute~), and then I remembered some things. I have actually used this article before Another account was posted, but after posting a few chapters, I quickly applied for deletion, and then that account was no longer used.After I discovered this article this time, I immediately went to the webpage and walked around. It can be said that the speed at which I deleted it was already at the speed of my hands. Even the pro who stole the article did not catch up with me hahaha (maybe Those of you who have stolen this article think that this article is not worth stealing, right? QAQ), anyway, there is no movement of this article on the webpage.

But I still want to explain here, this article is an original article, and it is an original article written by myself, so maybe those who have read this article can understand the situation (but it is estimated that there are almost no people who have read it. ) Because the author, I really exploded my hand speed at that time!

Come again, since I found this article, let him see the light of day again, after all, he is my child (shenmegui?), so, please also read the article, girls, girls, cute girls, royal sisters, uh There should be no such thing as Chinese paper, so let’s skip it. I will also make some slight changes to the unreasonable or inappropriate words. So, I hope everyone can like this child, ah no, I like this article [Ninety-degree bow!

By the way, what do you guys think about No.1 title writing?Will you not get used to it?The author is actually not used to writing articles with No.1 name, but when I was writing the article, I found that this article can only reflect the feeling if it is written with No.1 name, so I didn’t find anything wrong, especially the more The more suitable it becomes later on, so if anyone is not used to the No.1 perspective, please let me know so that I can make corrections.

Finally, this article is definitely a real sweet article, not much nonsense, I wish you a happy reading!

[Voiceover]: This article really exposed a lot of things about me :D